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| The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,211 Thanks: 1,611 Thanked 5,552 Times in 2,499 Posts Blog Entries: 18 | 500 traits of an original RPG. 1. The hero isn't a spiky-haired, nihilistic teenaged orphan with a giant sword, chosen by destiny to save the world from evil. 2. The party doesn't feature a silent, female character who casts healing spells, or a big, obnoxious fellow who smashes things with an axe/his fists but deep down is a real softy. 3. The main villain isn't a typical emo anime villain. 4. There's no "evil empire" to serve as a red herring while the main villain masterminds everything in the background. 5. There's no "ancient evil" that was sealed away by a group of heroes exactly 999.99 years ago that will awaken after 1000 years. 6. The hero's home town doesn't get demolished or overrun by monsters at any point in the game, giving the hero "motivation" to go stomp some bad guys. 7. The game doesn't revolve around 3-8 elemental crystals, ancient talismans or some other magical item that needs to be collected by the hero. 8. The game features more than six towns per planet. 9. Characters and towns don't have names overflowing with apostrophes (ex: Zul'legos traveled to the city of Kel'marath in the land of Qu'makalaka'hai.) |
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| Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts | 10. The plot is fully comprehensible to more than 10 people on the entire planet. |
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| Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Listening to Seeking 7 Seven and giving out free hugs. :) Gender: Posts: 6,744 Thanks: 2,364 Thanked 394 Times in 307 Posts | 11.No mysterious stranger who gives the main character a sword and turns out to be the main characters father in a "bizzare twist". 12.No woman/girl who is in love with the main character who is the ,"Key". 13.More than 1 black person in the entire game. |
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| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over there. Gender: Posts: 5,515 Thanks: 309 Thanked 365 Times in 242 Posts Blog Entries: 7 | 14. The geography and climate of the planet is actually plausible 15. The culture breakup is actually plausible - 5 miles across a field does not justify entirely different cultures. |
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| Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 10,747 Thanks: 1,000 Thanked 682 Times in 463 Posts | 16. Teenage girls that join your party don't wear excessively revealing outfits unless they're dancers 17. Towns have more than three stores 18. You recover by eating food, not "potions." -CSM |
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| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: If there's a bright center to the universe I'm on the planet it's farthest from Gender: Posts: 3,723 Thanks: 1,595 Thanked 319 Times in 223 Posts Blog Entries: 1 | 19. No silent kind of emo "badass" character who gets all the fangirls. |
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| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: If there's a bright center to the universe I'm on the planet it's farthest from Gender: Posts: 3,723 Thanks: 1,595 Thanked 319 Times in 223 Posts Blog Entries: 1 | 22. The boss isn't an emo freak who just wants to "save the world by destroying it" It was cool the first 20 times but it's fricken played out. |
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| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over there. Gender: Posts: 5,515 Thanks: 309 Thanked 365 Times in 242 Posts Blog Entries: 7 | 23. "Undiscovered" continents do not sell exactly the same items as the stores you just came from. 24. Technology actually progresses as time goes on, and the world is not filled with "Ancient Powers". 25. The weather is not a plot tool, and storms occur even when the bad dude isn't about to win. |
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| Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts | 26. People in your party range as far as alignments go. |
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| been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Gender: Posts: 23,745 Thanks: 168 Thanked 1,120 Times in 677 Posts | 27-218. The opposite of each and every one of cliches on The Grand List of Console Role Playing Game Cliches Last edited by Rainbow Dash; 04-15-2009 at 02:49 PM. |
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| Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 10,747 Thanks: 1,000 Thanked 682 Times in 463 Posts | |
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| Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts | 30. Aliens that actually behave and look like something you've never seen before. (I.E., they aren't modelled after one of eighty bazillion overdone variants seen elsewhere and are actually very 'bizarre'/'alien' in their appearance/behavior.) |
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| Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: In the walls. Gender: Posts: 1,983 Thanks: 117 Thanked 64 Times in 46 Posts | 222. The main character works alone; no other party members. |
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| Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Inside Gender: Posts: 6,687 Thanks: 5 Thanked 315 Times in 192 Posts | 223. In polar opposite to 222, your party consists of more than 8 people, like upwards of 25. |
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