Survival Instinct- Game Page

DaBob-omb · 06-23-2003, 12:37 AM

I'm going to try to keep everyone on the same page. I'll mark everything I say by character so you know who it corresponds to.

INTROBULUS

You have checked into room 207, a room that's not that big, but is still pretty spacious. It has a bedroom with a desk, a bathroom with about 20 towels, and a 27" TV with HBO and a selection of adult films which you have to pay extra for. You see a phone by the bed, and a room service menu.

A) Call room service
B) Don't call room service

BOBBO

You have checked into Room 713, a room much like that of Introbulus. Having just made a narrow escape from the police and murdering three officers, you need an out-of-the-way place to lie low, and this hotel happens to be far from civilization. There was no doubt that the police had already undergone a manhunt.

You looked outside the window of your hotel, just to make sure that no policemen had found you. There were no police cars, and even if there were, he had signed in under a pseudonym so as not to be tracked down.

Bobbo: I'll bet right now my mug shot has appeared on the 11:00 news.

You held your gun in the palm of your hand, aiming at the wall. You squeezed lightly on the trigger, but not hard enough to fire the gun.

Bobbo: Man, I'm bored.

A) Turn on the TV to watch the news
B) Turn on the TV to watch one of the hotel's offerings of adult films

JEFF K.

You checked into Room 711, adjacent to Bobbo's room. You decide that you need to rest in order to prepare for the trip to California tomorrow. You turn the lights off and go under the covers. You begin hearing these weird drippy noises. Plop! Plop! Plop!

You try to ignore it and go to sleep, but the noise keeps getting louder and louder.

Jeff K.: What the f*ck?

A) Get up and investigate
B) Try to sleep

[ July 01, 2003, 07:08 PM: Message edited by: Motley Crue ]

06-23-2003, 01:04 AM

Get up and investigate.

[ June 23, 2003, 03:17 AM: Message edited by: Okami - Master of All ]

DaBob-omb · 06-23-2003, 02:37 PM

JEFF K.

You keep hearing that noise. Plop! Plop! You get up from your bed and try to find out where it's coming from. Keeping an ear out, you notice that it's coming from the bathroom.

As you get closer and closer, the noises get louder and louder.

A) Go into the bathroom
B) Decline

CARL

You have checked into Room 425, a suite with a large bedroom, a kitchen with a microwave and stove, a bathroom, a big desk, a TV with HBO, and a jacuzzi. There's also a gun on the bedside table.

A) Inspect the gun
B) Leave it alone

[ June 23, 2003, 02:40 PM: Message edited by: Motley Crue ]

06-23-2003, 06:59 PM

I'll steal some towels.

Hehehe, just kidding. I think I'll try calling room service. By the way, if it's not already, put the gun in my pocket

imported_Parrakarry · 06-23-2003, 08:23 PM

I'll turn on the news.

Blake · 06-23-2003, 10:07 PM

I'll inspect the gun

06-24-2003, 01:36 AM

Go into the bathroom.

DaBob-omb · 06-24-2003, 06:44 PM

Everyone's packing heat, don't worry.

INTROBULUS

You pick up the phone and dial for room service. On the other line, you hear a quavering voice.

Voice: Help me! Help me, please! Jesus, help me!

A) Talk back (Write down what you want to say)
B) Hang up

BOBBO

You turn on the news channel.

Anchorman: ...and that little kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Colorado bank robbery by an unidentified man left two police officers dead and one in intensive care.
Bobbo: So one of them made it...
Anchorman: Police have officially undergone a statewide manhunt for a man who goes under the alias of Bobbo. The police have searched for men with the name Robert but turned up no leads.
Bobbo: That's because my name ain't Robert, f*ckheads.
Anchorman: Park County Sheriff, Alan Rockford.
Rockford: I'm at a loss for words. This is a heinous crime. Obviously, this man has no regard for human life. If you're watching this, Bobbo, I just want to let you know that your days of freedom are numbered, and I will not rest until you burn in Hell.
Anchorman: A bold statement by Sheriff Rockford.

You stopped listening. You were about to turn off the TV, but the lottery numbers were about to be announced. You had played the lottery earlier, so you were curious about the numbers.

A) Check to see if you won anything
B) Screw it

JEFF K

You enter the bathroom and notice that the sink is dripping. It's making quite a loud noise.

A) Tighten the knob
B) Loosen the knob

CARL

Carl: Looks like a Colt .45. This is a nice looking gun. It's loaded and everything. But who the hell would leave a loaded gun in the middle of a hotel room for someone to pick it up.

You hear a knock on the door.

A) Answer the door
B) Make sure the door is locked

Blake · 06-24-2003, 06:59 PM

Make sure the door is locked... I'll be mistaken as a criminal probably if the person sees the gun on the table.

06-25-2003, 01:58 PM

Here's what I'll say:

Introbulus: Woah! Woah buddy! Calm down! What's going on?

imported_Parrakarry · 06-25-2003, 06:13 PM

I'll listen for the lottery numbers.

DaBob-omb · 06-26-2003, 10:02 PM

CARL

You lock the door.

Voice: Open up, consarn it!

A) Open
B) Keep it locked

INTROBULUS

Introbulus: Whoa! Whoa, buddy! Calm down, what's going on?
Voice: They-they-they're coming and (pant) (pant) gonna get me (pant) (pant) HEEEEEEEEELP!!!!

A) Answer again
B) Hang up

BOBBO

Anchorman: Once again, those numbers are...
Bobbo: C'mon, 36.
Anchorman: 36
Bobbo: Hell, yeah, now 20.
Anchorman: 20
Bobbo: Good, good, give me 6.
Anchorman: 6
Bobbo: Now, let's go for 11.
Anchorman: 11
Bobbo: Damn, I'm on a roll. Go 49.
Anchorman: 49
Bobbo: Yes! Now for a 1.
Anchorman: and 25.
Bobbo: F*ck! F*ck! Sh*t motherf*cker! Wait, I get, like, 5000 bucks for 5 out of 6. Ah, well.

The screen turned grey and a silhouette of a human figure showed up.

Figure: I've come for your soul.

A) Run
B) Talk to it
C) Change the channel

06-27-2003, 12:54 AM

A): Where are you!?!

Blake · 06-27-2003, 09:31 AM

I'll take the lock off, but I'll put on the chain so I can see who the person is. The gun will be in my hand, but out of his sight.

DaBob-omb · 06-27-2003, 04:39 PM

INTROBULUS

Introbulus: Where are you?
Voice: Help...they're coming...they'll get you, too. It's too late for me. Run! Run while you still can!

A) Answer again
B) Hang up

CARL

You open it up to see a man, also wearing a gun, dressed in clothes used by prospectors in the 1920s. He had a deck of cards in his hand.

Man: I thought we were here to play some poker, and you hafta lock me out of yer own room, consarn it! Come on, now let me in.

A) Play poker
B) Lock the door
C) Shoot the bastard

imported_Parrakarry · 06-27-2003, 06:51 PM

I'll decide that this horror show is incredibly gay, and switch the channel.

[ June 27, 2003, 06:52 PM: Message edited by: I am hated by all ]

Blake · 06-27-2003, 08:08 PM

I'll just lock the door again, because even if I did let him in, I just know a few things about poker, heh..

06-27-2003, 09:58 PM

A): Who's coming? Why are they here? Make some sence already!

DaBob-omb · 06-27-2003, 10:31 PM

BOBBO

Bobbo: B*tch, I'm gonna watch HBO. See ya.

You change the channel to HBO. The Sopranos is on, and it's the episode where Big P*ssy gets killed. As Big P*ssy is about to get shot by Tony, Paulie, and Silvio, the screen goes blank and a ghostly monster pops out of the screen. It has a gigantic mouth and insect-like arms, though at the end of those arms are hands that contain 2-foot claws.

What do you do, Jack, what do you do?
A) Shoot at it
B) Hide in the bathroom
C) Leave the hotel room at once

CARL

You close the door and lock it.

Prospector: Dagnabbit, now, open this consarned door, ya varmint. We was s'posed ta play poker now.

A) Let him in
B) Shoot through the door to kill him
C) Ignore him

DaBob-omb · 06-27-2003, 10:35 PM

INTROBULUS

Introbulus: Who's coming? Why are they here? Make some sense already!
Voice: T-they got m-my brother. They'll g-get you, too. Run! Run and don't turn back.

You hear a groan outside your hotel door.

A) Check out the noise
B) Keep talking
C) Hang up and go to sleep

06-23-2003, 12:37 AM	#1
DaBob-omb Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Funkytown Posts: 3,437 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,126.50 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,626.50 Donate	I'm going to try to keep everyone on the same page. I'll mark everything I say by character so you know who it corresponds to. INTROBULUS You have checked into room 207, a room that's not that big, but is still pretty spacious. It has a bedroom with a desk, a bathroom with about 20 towels, and a 27" TV with HBO and a selection of adult films which you have to pay extra for. You see a phone by the bed, and a room service menu. A) Call room service B) Don't call room service BOBBO You have checked into Room 713, a room much like that of Introbulus. Having just made a narrow escape from the police and murdering three officers, you need an out-of-the-way place to lie low, and this hotel happens to be far from civilization. There was no doubt that the police had already undergone a manhunt. You looked outside the window of your hotel, just to make sure that no policemen had found you. There were no police cars, and even if there were, he had signed in under a pseudonym so as not to be tracked down. Bobbo: I'll bet right now my mug shot has appeared on the 11:00 news. You held your gun in the palm of your hand, aiming at the wall. You squeezed lightly on the trigger, but not hard enough to fire the gun. Bobbo: Man, I'm bored. A) Turn on the TV to watch the news B) Turn on the TV to watch one of the hotel's offerings of adult films JEFF K. You checked into Room 711, adjacent to Bobbo's room. You decide that you need to rest in order to prepare for the trip to California tomorrow. You turn the lights off and go under the covers. You begin hearing these weird drippy noises. Plop! Plop! Plop! You try to ignore it and go to sleep, but the noise keeps getting louder and louder. Jeff K.: What the f*ck? A) Get up and investigate B) Try to sleep [ July 01, 2003, 07:08 PM: Message edited by: Motley Crue ]

06-23-2003, 01:04 AM	#2
jeffk Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	Get up and investigate. [ June 23, 2003, 03:17 AM: Message edited by: Okami - Master of All ]

06-23-2003, 02:37 PM	#3
DaBob-omb Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Funkytown Posts: 3,437 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,126.50 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,626.50 Donate	JEFF K. You keep hearing that noise. Plop! Plop! You get up from your bed and try to find out where it's coming from. Keeping an ear out, you notice that it's coming from the bathroom. As you get closer and closer, the noises get louder and louder. A) Go into the bathroom B) Decline CARL You have checked into Room 425, a suite with a large bedroom, a kitchen with a microwave and stove, a bathroom, a big desk, a TV with HBO, and a jacuzzi. There's also a gun on the bedside table. A) Inspect the gun B) Leave it alone [ June 23, 2003, 02:40 PM: Message edited by: Motley Crue ]

06-23-2003, 06:59 PM	#4
James Raskopf Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	I'll steal some towels. Hehehe, just kidding. I think I'll try calling room service. By the way, if it's not already, put the gun in my pocket

06-23-2003, 08:23 PM	#5
imported_Parrakarry 1337 H4xx0rzerz Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Mars. I own it. Period. Posts: 9,529 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,015.50 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 2,015.50 Donate	I'll turn on the news.

06-23-2003, 10:07 PM	#6
Blake Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: A generic place such as a house Gender: Posts: 3,860 Thanks: 514 Thanked 136 Times in 105 Posts Points: 411.52 Bank: 51,125.67 Total Points: 51,537.19 Donate	I'll inspect the gun

06-24-2003, 01:36 AM	#7
jeffk Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	Go into the bathroom.

06-24-2003, 06:44 PM	#8
DaBob-omb Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Funkytown Posts: 3,437 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,126.50 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,626.50 Donate	Everyone's packing heat, don't worry. INTROBULUS You pick up the phone and dial for room service. On the other line, you hear a quavering voice. Voice: Help me! Help me, please! Jesus, help me! A) Talk back (Write down what you want to say) B) Hang up BOBBO You turn on the news channel. Anchorman: ...and that little kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Colorado bank robbery by an unidentified man left two police officers dead and one in intensive care. Bobbo: So one of them made it... Anchorman: Police have officially undergone a statewide manhunt for a man who goes under the alias of Bobbo. The police have searched for men with the name Robert but turned up no leads. Bobbo: That's because my name ain't Robert, f*ckheads. Anchorman: Park County Sheriff, Alan Rockford. Rockford: I'm at a loss for words. This is a heinous crime. Obviously, this man has no regard for human life. If you're watching this, Bobbo, I just want to let you know that your days of freedom are numbered, and I will not rest until you burn in Hell. Anchorman: A bold statement by Sheriff Rockford. You stopped listening. You were about to turn off the TV, but the lottery numbers were about to be announced. You had played the lottery earlier, so you were curious about the numbers. A) Check to see if you won anything B) Screw it JEFF K You enter the bathroom and notice that the sink is dripping. It's making quite a loud noise. A) Tighten the knob B) Loosen the knob CARL Carl: Looks like a Colt .45. This is a nice looking gun. It's loaded and everything. But who the hell would leave a loaded gun in the middle of a hotel room for someone to pick it up. You hear a knock on the door. A) Answer the door B) Make sure the door is locked

06-24-2003, 06:59 PM	#9
Blake Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: A generic place such as a house Gender: Posts: 3,860 Thanks: 514 Thanked 136 Times in 105 Posts Points: 411.52 Bank: 51,125.67 Total Points: 51,537.19 Donate	Make sure the door is locked... I'll be mistaken as a criminal probably if the person sees the gun on the table.

06-25-2003, 01:58 PM	#10
James Raskopf Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	Here's what I'll say: Introbulus: Woah! Woah buddy! Calm down! What's going on?

06-25-2003, 06:13 PM	#11
imported_Parrakarry 1337 H4xx0rzerz Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Mars. I own it. Period. Posts: 9,529 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,015.50 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 2,015.50 Donate	I'll listen for the lottery numbers.

06-26-2003, 10:02 PM	#12
DaBob-omb Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Funkytown Posts: 3,437 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,126.50 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,626.50 Donate	CARL You lock the door. Voice: Open up, consarn it! A) Open B) Keep it locked INTROBULUS Introbulus: Whoa! Whoa, buddy! Calm down, what's going on? Voice: They-they-they're coming and (pant) (pant) gonna get me (pant) (pant) HEEEEEEEEELP!!!! A) Answer again B) Hang up BOBBO Anchorman: Once again, those numbers are... Bobbo: C'mon, 36. Anchorman: 36 Bobbo: Hell, yeah, now 20. Anchorman: 20 Bobbo: Good, good, give me 6. Anchorman: 6 Bobbo: Now, let's go for 11. Anchorman: 11 Bobbo: Damn, I'm on a roll. Go 49. Anchorman: 49 Bobbo: Yes! Now for a 1. Anchorman: and 25. Bobbo: Fck! Fck! Sht motherfcker! Wait, I get, like, 5000 bucks for 5 out of 6. Ah, well. The screen turned grey and a silhouette of a human figure showed up. Figure: I've come for your soul. A) Run B) Talk to it C) Change the channel

06-27-2003, 12:54 AM	#13
James Raskopf Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	A): Where are you!?!

06-27-2003, 09:31 AM	#14
Blake Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: A generic place such as a house Gender: Posts: 3,860 Thanks: 514 Thanked 136 Times in 105 Posts Points: 411.52 Bank: 51,125.67 Total Points: 51,537.19 Donate	I'll take the lock off, but I'll put on the chain so I can see who the person is. The gun will be in my hand, but out of his sight.

06-27-2003, 04:39 PM	#15
DaBob-omb Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Funkytown Posts: 3,437 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,126.50 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,626.50 Donate	INTROBULUS Introbulus: Where are you? Voice: Help...they're coming...they'll get you, too. It's too late for me. Run! Run while you still can! A) Answer again B) Hang up CARL You open it up to see a man, also wearing a gun, dressed in clothes used by prospectors in the 1920s. He had a deck of cards in his hand. Man: I thought we were here to play some poker, and you hafta lock me out of yer own room, consarn it! Come on, now let me in. A) Play poker B) Lock the door C) Shoot the bastard

06-27-2003, 06:51 PM	#16
imported_Parrakarry 1337 H4xx0rzerz Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Mars. I own it. Period. Posts: 9,529 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,015.50 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 2,015.50 Donate	I'll decide that this horror show is incredibly gay, and switch the channel. [ June 27, 2003, 06:52 PM: Message edited by: I am hated by all ]

06-27-2003, 08:08 PM	#17
Blake Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: A generic place such as a house Gender: Posts: 3,860 Thanks: 514 Thanked 136 Times in 105 Posts Points: 411.52 Bank: 51,125.67 Total Points: 51,537.19 Donate	I'll just lock the door again, because even if I did let him in, I just know a few things about poker, heh..

06-27-2003, 09:58 PM	#18
James Raskopf Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	A): Who's coming? Why are they here? Make some sence already!

06-27-2003, 10:31 PM	#19
DaBob-omb Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Funkytown Posts: 3,437 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,126.50 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,626.50 Donate	BOBBO Bobbo: Btch, I'm gonna watch HBO. See ya. You change the channel to HBO. The Sopranos is on, and it's the episode where Big Pssy gets killed. As Big P*ssy is about to get shot by Tony, Paulie, and Silvio, the screen goes blank and a ghostly monster pops out of the screen. It has a gigantic mouth and insect-like arms, though at the end of those arms are hands that contain 2-foot claws. What do you do, Jack, what do you do? A) Shoot at it B) Hide in the bathroom C) Leave the hotel room at once CARL You close the door and lock it. Prospector: Dagnabbit, now, open this consarned door, ya varmint. We was s'posed ta play poker now. A) Let him in B) Shoot through the door to kill him C) Ignore him

06-27-2003, 10:35 PM	#20
DaBob-omb Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Funkytown Posts: 3,437 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,126.50 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,626.50 Donate	INTROBULUS Introbulus: Who's coming? Why are they here? Make some sense already! Voice: T-they got m-my brother. They'll g-get you, too. Run! Run and don't turn back. You hear a groan outside your hotel door. A) Check out the noise B) Keep talking C) Hang up and go to sleep