You know you've been playing RPG's too much when...

Valentine · 04-29-2006, 04:14 AM

You ask the clerk in your local store where the potions are kept.

I imagine you've all seen topics like this before, go ahead and post your favourite and/or original RPG ones here!

**Crazyswordsman** · 04-29-2006, 11:16 AM

You squish a bug, and are mad when a celebration doesn't occur for you "gaining a level."

You try to light your stove with a Fire 3 spell

You try to invent a time machine and insist on going back in time to defeat Conan the Barbarian, John Wilkes Booth, Hitler, etc.

You expect medicine to instantly cure any sickness you have.

-CSM

Yami Yoshi · 04-29-2006, 12:51 PM

you hit someone and uhhhhh YOU SEE NUMBERS APPEAR OVER THEIR HEADS

what a great post in a great thread IMO

***Ace Mercury*** · 04-29-2006, 03:45 PM

When you say your car has 290 HP, you mean hit points.

Leinad · 04-29-2006, 04:12 PM

you try to use 'pheonix downs' to bring back your dead gran.
you expect a stick to give you the ability to cast 'holy'.
you stop using deoderant to keep 'random battles' away.

The Doctor · 04-30-2006, 03:28 PM

Walk in unknown people homes, and steal everything. Without even speaking to the owners.

***Ace Mercury*** · 04-30-2006, 04:33 PM

You proceed to make twenty cakes, in an effort to boost your cooking skill.

Deviot · 04-30-2006, 07:27 PM

You eat mushrooms, hoping to gain more HP, but end up being sick instead.

Irkenwarrior12 · 04-30-2006, 08:11 PM

You believe that wearing blue robes, a floppy hat and painting your face black will grant you dark magics.

***Ace Mercury*** · 04-30-2006, 10:29 PM

You try to get people to attack you, so you can copy their skills and add it to your Blue Magics list.

Auron · 05-01-2006, 03:38 PM

You expect random people to 'join your party' and travel around with you.

Valentine · 05-01-2006, 05:48 PM

You can't go anywhere with more than three other people because 'the party is full'.

***Ace Mercury*** · 05-01-2006, 06:40 PM

You kill people and rob their corpses. And then you kind of get disappointed that you didn't find any gold.

Katyrna · 05-01-2006, 08:29 PM

You try to find a save point before your next exam just in case something...unfortunate were to happen.

OcarinaMan · 05-01-2006, 08:58 PM

You might be an NPC if...

1. You walk in random patterns and never enter or leave the room or area you are in.
2. You say the same simple sentence over and over.
3. You say the same simple sentence over and over.
4. You say the same simple sentence over and over.

**Crazyswordsman** · 05-01-2006, 10:05 PM

^Unless you're that fat lady in the Onett bakery.

"Also, you should always talk to a person more than once. They may have a different message the second time around."

"Yes! Keep the lines of communication open!"
-CSM

Sir Dark, The Hunter · 05-02-2006, 01:56 PM

You know you're helpless when you can't think of anything funny to say other than WAZZUP!

**Crazyswordsman** · 05-02-2006, 02:03 PM

You walk around the street expecting to get advice from Mr. T. -CSM

Auron · 05-02-2006, 03:35 PM

You look for better weapons at each new town you visit.

Katyrna · 05-02-2006, 04:53 PM

You expect some crazy monster to pop out at you every 5 seconds--unless you're in the midst of conversation with that random person you just started talking to on the road. And then sometimes they're the monster.

04-29-2006, 04:14 AM	#1
Valentine Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Rural NZ. There are lots of sheep here. Gender: Posts: 6,933 Thanks: 22 Thanked 60 Times in 43 Posts Points: 15,623.45 Bank: 93,028.32 Total Points: 108,651.77 Donate	You know you've been playing RPG's too much when... You ask the clerk in your local store where the potions are kept. I imagine you've all seen topics like this before, go ahead and post your favourite and/or original RPG ones here!

04-29-2006, 11:16 AM	#2
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 8,584 Thanks: 633 Thanked 471 Times in 311 Posts Points: 167,205.15 Bank: 77,775.54 Total Points: 244,980.69 Donate	You squish a bug, and are mad when a celebration doesn't occur for you "gaining a level." You try to light your stove with a Fire 3 spell You try to invent a time machine and insist on going back in time to defeat Conan the Barbarian, John Wilkes Booth, Hitler, etc. You expect medicine to instantly cure any sickness you have. -CSM

04-29-2006, 12:51 PM	#3
Yami Yoshi Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Gender: Posts: 4,838 Thanks: 3 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts Points: 15,134.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 15,634.00 Donate	you hit someone and uhhhhh YOU SEE NUMBERS APPEAR OVER THEIR HEADS what a great post in a great thread IMO

04-29-2006, 03:45 PM	#4
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,173 Thanks: 379 Thanked 1,657 Times in 837 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 115,281.71 Bank: 31,567,564.03 Total Points: 31,682,845.74 Donate	When you say your car has 290 HP, you mean hit points.

04-29-2006, 04:12 PM	#5
Leinad Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: right behind you, b*tch! Gender: Posts: 1,669 Thanks: 34 Thanked 34 Times in 31 Posts Points: 21,063.00 Bank: 0.83 Total Points: 21,063.83 Donate	you try to use 'pheonix downs' to bring back your dead gran. you expect a stick to give you the ability to cast 'holy'. you stop using deoderant to keep 'random battles' away.

04-30-2006, 03:28 PM	#6
The Doctor The Last Timelord. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In the TARDIS Gender: Posts: 12,161 Thanks: 452 Thanked 402 Times in 274 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 72,075.24 Bank: 3,335,850.62 Total Points: 3,407,925.86 Donate	Walk in unknown people homes, and steal everything. Without even speaking to the owners.

04-30-2006, 04:33 PM	#7
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,173 Thanks: 379 Thanked 1,657 Times in 837 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 115,281.71 Bank: 31,567,564.03 Total Points: 31,682,845.74 Donate	You proceed to make twenty cakes, in an effort to boost your cooking skill.

04-30-2006, 07:27 PM	#8
Deviot Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mt. Moon Gender: Posts: 952 Thanks: 10 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts Points: 5,978.22 Bank: 13,450.16 Total Points: 19,428.38 Donate	You eat mushrooms, hoping to gain more HP, but end up being sick instead.

04-30-2006, 08:11 PM	#9
Irkenwarrior12 Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Your mother's face. SNAP! Gender: Posts: 1,144 Thanks: 26 Thanked 23 Times in 18 Posts Points: 16,577.80 Bank: 2,729.79 Total Points: 19,307.59 Donate	You believe that wearing blue robes, a floppy hat and painting your face black will grant you dark magics.

04-30-2006, 10:29 PM	#10
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,173 Thanks: 379 Thanked 1,657 Times in 837 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 115,281.71 Bank: 31,567,564.03 Total Points: 31,682,845.74 Donate	You try to get people to attack you, so you can copy their skills and add it to your Blue Magics list.

05-01-2006, 03:38 PM	#11
Auron Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: I don't know. Where do I live? Gender: Posts: 5,834 Thanks: 6 Thanked 204 Times in 131 Posts Points: 4,901.66 Bank: 526,045.47 Total Points: 530,947.13 Donate	You expect random people to 'join your party' and travel around with you.

05-01-2006, 05:48 PM	#12
Valentine Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Rural NZ. There are lots of sheep here. Gender: Posts: 6,933 Thanks: 22 Thanked 60 Times in 43 Posts Points: 15,623.45 Bank: 93,028.32 Total Points: 108,651.77 Donate	You can't go anywhere with more than three other people because 'the party is full'.

05-01-2006, 06:40 PM	#13
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,173 Thanks: 379 Thanked 1,657 Times in 837 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 115,281.71 Bank: 31,567,564.03 Total Points: 31,682,845.74 Donate	You kill people and rob their corpses. And then you kind of get disappointed that you didn't find any gold.

05-01-2006, 08:29 PM	#14
Katyrna Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Hiding in the band locker from the man with an air bazooka... Gender: Posts: 243 Thanks: 6 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts Points: 3,666.39 Bank: 592.15 Total Points: 4,258.54 Donate	You try to find a save point before your next exam just in case something...unfortunate were to happen.

05-01-2006, 08:58 PM	#15
OcarinaMan Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ikana Castle Posts: 2,481 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts Points: 9,844.77 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 10,344.77 Donate	You might be an NPC if... 1. You walk in random patterns and never enter or leave the room or area you are in. 2. You say the same simple sentence over and over. 3. You say the same simple sentence over and over. 4. You say the same simple sentence over and over.

05-01-2006, 10:05 PM	#16
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 8,584 Thanks: 633 Thanked 471 Times in 311 Posts Points: 167,205.15 Bank: 77,775.54 Total Points: 244,980.69 Donate	^Unless you're that fat lady in the Onett bakery. "Also, you should always talk to a person more than once. They may have a different message the second time around." "Yes! Keep the lines of communication open!" -CSM

05-02-2006, 01:56 PM	#17
Sir Dark, The Hunter Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Don't know, don't care Gender: Posts: 172 Thanks: 5 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts Points: 10,767.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 11,267.00 Donate	You know you're helpless when you can't think of anything funny to say other than WAZZUP!

05-02-2006, 02:03 PM	#18
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 8,584 Thanks: 633 Thanked 471 Times in 311 Posts Points: 167,205.15 Bank: 77,775.54 Total Points: 244,980.69 Donate	You walk around the street expecting to get advice from Mr. T. -CSM

05-02-2006, 03:35 PM	#19
Auron Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: I don't know. Where do I live? Gender: Posts: 5,834 Thanks: 6 Thanked 204 Times in 131 Posts Points: 4,901.66 Bank: 526,045.47 Total Points: 530,947.13 Donate	You look for better weapons at each new town you visit.

05-02-2006, 04:53 PM	#20
Katyrna Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Hiding in the band locker from the man with an air bazooka... Gender: Posts: 243 Thanks: 6 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts Points: 3,666.39 Bank: 592.15 Total Points: 4,258.54 Donate	You expect some crazy monster to pop out at you every 5 seconds--unless you're in the midst of conversation with that random person you just started talking to on the road. And then sometimes they're the monster.