Squaresoft fandom test

[Crazyswordsman]

I just made this up to see how much of a Squaresoft fan you REALLY are:

1. Which of the following numbers is greatest?
A. 25-4
B. 4^2-1
C. 23
D. The number of crappy FFVII spinoffs that'll be released by 2010

2. Square decided to make FFX-3: Pop Star Rikku. What do you do?
A. Sit around and pretend the game doesn't exist.
B. Find out what airplane is shipping the games here so you can shoot it down
C. Buy the game.
D. Write a nasty letter to Square demanding more FFVI stuff or something new.

3. Approximately how much money would be required to make Chrono Break?
A. $2 Million
B. $10 Million
C. $100 Million
D. Trick question: Square doesn't make Chrono games.

4. Which of these characters is most likely to appear in Kingdom Hearts 3?
A. Locke
B. Crono
C. Kain
D. An NPC from The Bouncer

5. Why does Square want to save Sony from dying?
A. They think they're a Sony-Centric company
B. They're the only company in the world that feels bad for them and won't make games for the Wii
C. They think graphics make better games than gameplay itself.
D. Tetsuya Nomura. Nuff said.

6. How do you support the creators of Final Fantasy?
A. Buy every Final Fantasy game that comes out, no matter how crappy.
B. Go to a costume contest dressed as a character that doesn't suit you at all.
C. Learn Japanese.
D. Boycott Square and buy Mistwalker.

7. Which of these games is Square most likely to make?
A. FFVII for the PS3
B. Chrono Break
C. Some game featuring characters from the newer FF, KH, and Dragon Quest games
D. Kingdom Hearts 3

8. Which would be more unbearable? An FFVII remake or a game starring Rikku and Selphie? Explain.

9. What would you do to get Square to make Chrono games?
A. Make one yourself, and when the C&D comes tell them "you had your chance, now screw you."
B. Bribe them.
C. Kidnap Yoshinori Kitase and Akira Toriyama and put them in an undisclosed location where you brought Kato and Mitsuda to make them do it.

10. Why is FFVII inferior to FFVI?
A. Because spikey hair sucks
B. Amano is the best artist
C. Lifting houses is more impressive than lifting the Masamune
D. Big swords are ugly.

11. How many ports of the original Final Fantasy and FFII do we expect to see?
A. 4
B. 5
C. 6
D. 84

12. You see a man walking down the street. He's cross-dressing and sounding like a little baby. How do you give him directions to Zanarkand?

I wish I could come up with more ones related to the SNES games, but those are too awesome to make fun of. -CSM

[Colin Greenwood]

1. D
2. D
3. D
4. D
5. D
6. D
7. D
8. They'd both be extremely unbearable to play, I can't choose one
9. C
10. E. All of the Above
11. D
12. "First, you cover youself up with gasoline, then you light a match and throw it on yourself. You should be teleported there immediately."

[L007 is Cooler than Dylan]

I'm only answering the question about Final Fantasy VI beating VII.

Because...

Magitech Armor, Girl who can destroy towns with a sweet modified Magitech Walker, the Thief who wishes to be known as a Treasure Hunter Locke, Moogles who save the day, Mog and his dancing, Edgar and his perverted ways, the fighting maniac Sabin, the Resistance, Baron, FIGARO and Cyan the closet pervert, Shadow the Hedgeh-Er, Assassin, the insane ghost town of Zozo, the Train of Death, Ghosts who possess for an automatic kill, OPERA!!!, invasion of the Magitech Factory, the Emperor calling the war off, the Dinner Party, GENERAL FREAKING LEO, controlling him, Kefka kills the Emperor, and the world is taken over...

Okay, that's just the first half, but the rest tends to be non linear.

[Daos]

1. Which of the following numbers is greatest?
D. The number of crappy FFVII spinoffs that'll be released by 2010
(By a long shot)

2. Square decided to make FFX-3: Pop Star Rikku. What do you do?
B. Find out what airplane is shipping the games here so you can shoot it down


3. Approximately how much money would be required to make Chrono Break?
D. Trick question: Square doesn't make Chrono games.

4. Which of these characters is most likely to appear in Kingdom Hearts 3?
D. An NPC from The Bouncer
(Square does not seem to remember what a Super Nintendo even is)

5. Why does Square want to save Sony from dying?
B. They're the only company in the world that feels bad for them and won't make games for the Wii


6. How do you support the creators of Final Fantasy?
A. Buy every Final Fantasy game that comes out, no matter how crappy.
(Unfortuantly)

7. Which of these games is Square most likely to make?
A. FFVII for the PS3
(Again, unfortuantly)

8. Which would be more unbearable? An FFVII remake or a game starring Rikku and Selphie? Explain.
That is a toughie actually. No comment.

9. What would you do to get Square to make Chrono games?
C. Kidnap Yoshinori Kitase and Akira Toriyama and put them in an undisclosed location where you brought Kato and Mitsuda to make them do it.

10. Why is FFVII inferior to FFVI?
C. Lifting houses is more impressive than lifting the Masamune


11. How many ports of the original Final Fantasy and FFII do we expect to see?
A. 4


12. You see a man walking down the street. He's cross-dressing and sounding like a little baby. How do you give him directions to Zanarkand?
Tie a chain around your ankles and jump in the ocean.