RPG's are weird. - Page 2

Pentagon · 06-12-2002, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Frog: X STRIKE!
Chrono: . ......!
Chrono and Frog Missed!
Magus: Hey! How could that miss? And who did you hit?
Lucca: Ow.

Quote:

Isaac: Hey! Ever notice we can't get spears in this game? hey Lord Babi! How about giving one of us a spear!
Babi: SSHHHH! Isaac! Quiet! You're Mute! Remember? you're only supposed to say !!!.
Isaac: But-
Babi: SSSSSHHHHH!
Isaac:...spear!
Babi: NO!!!

Quote:

*Lan's phone starts ringing*
Lan: Hello? Is this Mayl?
Kid: No. I'd like to speak to Mrs. Tinkle. First Name *Whisper whisper* Ivana.
Lan: hold on I check. Is anyone out there named Ivana tinkle? Ivana tinkle. Are you Ivana tinkle young girl?
Young girl: Have you seen my mommy? We got seperated?
Lan:...Don't care. Are you Ivana tinkle?
Young girl: Have you seen my Mommy? We got seperated.
Lan: QUIT SAYING THE GODDAMMED THING OVER AGAIN? ARE YOU IVANA TINKLE OR NOT?
Young girl: Have you seem my mommy? we got seperated.
Lan: that's it.
*Lan hits the young girl with the phone.*
Young girl: Have you seen my mommy? We got- *Thunk*

Pentagon · 06-12-2002, 11:51 PM

RPG prank phone call:

Ness picks up the phone.
Kid: Hello? Is your Refridgerator running?
Ness:.......
Kid: Um? hello?
Ness:.....
kid: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TELL ME WHETHER OR NOT YOUR REFRIDGERATOR IS RUNNING!!!!
Ness:...
kid: ALL RIGHT! THAT'S IT! ANSWER THE QUESTION OR ELSE!!!
Ness:...
Kid: I NEVER THOUGHT I HAD TO DO THIS!
[fight]
you encounter a prank phone caller who's attacking you through the phone.

Pentagon · 06-12-2002, 11:56 PM

I found this comic on the net, where I got most of my other images.

Pentagon · 06-24-2002, 11:42 PM

Hello? Anyone here?

Based on a true event in Final Fantasy adventure.

Karl and Paige enter the town.
Karl: excuse me, but which way to Wendel?
girl: hello young man. Welcome to Topple.
Karl: This is topple? Wow. Now which way to wendel?
Girl: hello young man. Welcome to Topple.
Paige: WHICH WAY TO WENDEL ALREADY?
Girl: hello young man. Welcome to topple.
Karl: EEEAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!
*Kills girl*
Girl (After she dissapears): Hello young man. Welcome to Topple.

Seriously, in Final Fantasy Adventure, you can kill villagers, except once you kill them, they say their lines just as they die.

06-26-2002, 06:40 AM

^yeah, that's true.
FFA joke

Quote:

Hero: Come on, Marcie, jump!
Marcie: I... CAN'T...
*dime tower falls*
Hero: Ah well. I gotta go kill Julius. No crying over a lost robot...
*"Wark" is heard from below*
Hero: (winces) Make that one and a half robots and half a chocobo. (yells down cliff) SORRY CHOCOBOT!

Pentagon · 06-26-2002, 04:04 PM

Dragon warrior online joke:

Girl: Kol is to the west.
Karl: Yeah. okay. I was just there not long ago.
Girl: Kol is to the west.
Alan: BAH! Annoying townspeople!
Girl: I'm not a townsperson. I just thought I'd be annoying. [img]tongue.gif[/img] .
Lara: Whoa! This is weird! you can understand us!
Girl: What?

07-31-2002, 08:40 AM

Earthbound joke:

"Ness, why is this truck that is trying to run us over,still staying in front of us,and still has it's wheels turning?"

"I don't know... Hey lets go and tame that skateboarder, and then go and break into someones unlocked house and steal all their money!"

All:"YAY!"

06-12-2002, 11:51 PM	#22
Pentagon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: 1313 dead end drive Posts: 2,682 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 3,463.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,963.00 Donate	RPG prank phone call: Ness picks up the phone. Kid: Hello? Is your Refridgerator running? Ness:....... Kid: Um? hello? Ness:..... kid: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TELL ME WHETHER OR NOT YOUR REFRIDGERATOR IS RUNNING!!!! Ness:... kid: ALL RIGHT! THAT'S IT! ANSWER THE QUESTION OR ELSE!!! Ness:... Kid: I NEVER THOUGHT I HAD TO DO THIS! [fight] you encounter a prank phone caller who's attacking you through the phone.

06-12-2002, 11:56 PM	#23
Pentagon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: 1313 dead end drive Posts: 2,682 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 3,463.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,963.00 Donate	I found this comic on the net, where I got most of my other images.

06-24-2002, 11:42 PM	#24
Pentagon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: 1313 dead end drive Posts: 2,682 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 3,463.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,963.00 Donate	Hello? Anyone here? Based on a true event in Final Fantasy adventure. Karl and Paige enter the town. Karl: excuse me, but which way to Wendel? girl: hello young man. Welcome to Topple. Karl: This is topple? Wow. Now which way to wendel? Girl: hello young man. Welcome to Topple. Paige: WHICH WAY TO WENDEL ALREADY? Girl: hello young man. Welcome to topple. Karl: EEEAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH! Kills girl Girl (After she dissapears): Hello young man. Welcome to Topple. Seriously, in Final Fantasy Adventure, you can kill villagers, except once you kill them, they say their lines just as they die.

06-26-2002, 04:04 PM	#26
Pentagon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: 1313 dead end drive Posts: 2,682 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 3,463.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,963.00 Donate	Dragon warrior online joke: Girl: Kol is to the west. Karl: Yeah. okay. I was just there not long ago. Girl: Kol is to the west. Alan: BAH! Annoying townspeople! Girl: I'm not a townsperson. I just thought I'd be annoying. [img]tongue.gif[/img] . Lara: Whoa! This is weird! you can understand us! Girl: What?

07-31-2002, 08:40 AM	#27
00jvickers Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	Earthbound joke: "Ness, why is this truck that is trying to run us over,still staying in front of us,and still has it's wheels turning?" "I don't know... Hey lets go and tame that skateboarder, and then go and break into someones unlocked house and steal all their money!" All:"YAY!"