RPG's are weird.

Pentagon · 05-26-2002, 02:27 PM

The townspeople say the absolute same thing over and over again.
Joke:

Quote:

Villager: Where is Alan? I haven't seen him for awhile.
Ryu: He was in Cerl's castle when Goda made it dissapear.
Villager: Where is Alan? I haven't seen him for awhile.

Also, you can rudley Barge into people's house and no one cares.
Joke:

Quote:

Mayl: La de da de da! I think I'll read a book!
Lan: Hello.
Mayl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE! Don't you ring the doorbell?
Lan: You don't have one. You just leave the front door unlocked.

Also in Modern Style RPG's, (Example: Earthbound, Megaman Battle network, Pokemon) You either can't see the bathroom or they keep it locked.
Joke:

Quote:

Ness: C'mon! Tracy, You've been in that bathroom since the game started!
Tracy: I'm out here.
Ness: Then who's in there?
Tracy: No one. The door's locked.
Ness: So where am I supposed to go?
Tracy: rocks and bushes make good bathrooms.

Pentagon · 05-26-2002, 02:32 PM

Jokes:

Quote:

Prince of Cannock: Ah! I have been looking for descendents of Loto for awhile! Will thou Join me?
Prince of Loraisa: No.
But thou must!
No.
But thou must!
No.
But thou must!
No.
But thou must!
No.
That's it! FIREBALL/HURT!
Ow.

And in DW2, you can equip this cape to even the princess and you all make it across the tower.
Joke:

Quote:

Prince of Lorasia: WHOOOO! I'M FLYING! NO, I'M FALLING WITH STYLE!
*Prince of Loraisia makes it.
POL: Whoo. I made it.
POC: Well that's just great...
POC and POM: NOW HOW ABOUT THE REST OF US???

Another DW2 joke:

Quote:

At the Baptism place....
Old man: Thou art has been baptized.
POL: do it again! do it again! Do it again!
Old Man: Thou art has been baptized.
POL: do it again! do it again! do it again!
10 hours later....
Old man: Thou art has been baptized 1138 times. Let someone else have a turn! You're holding up the line.
Black mage: Hey! What's taking so long?

Mr. Chicken · 05-26-2002, 06:44 PM

Hahahaha! Where'd you get those jokes?

Pentagon · 05-27-2002, 10:24 AM

I made all of them except the "But thou must" joke. I got that From Dragon-warrior.com. Same with this:

Quote:

Hero: Ha ha! You can only fight me one at a time!
Slime: Darn. He knows the rules.
Slime2: All I was saying is: COMBINE!!!
Hero: Ha ha! Serves you right! There are no King slimes in Dragon Warrior 1! Begone!
5 minutes later...
Hero: Ouch.

Also I agreed that it was pretty funny in Legend of Mana. When Bud and Lisa try to take over the world.....WITH PUMPKINS!!!!

Mr. Chicken · 05-27-2002, 12:19 PM

Yeah. Lemme try.

Quote:

Villager:Help!Help! Magus is destroying our town!
Chrono:...
Villager:Please sir! Help us! Help us!
Chrono:....
Villager:Hello?
Chrono:....
Kid:I think he's dead...
Villager:Please help us!
Chrono:.....
Villager:GODDAMNIT SHOW SOME SIGN THAT YOU'RE ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pentagon · 05-27-2002, 01:05 PM

Lol!

Quote:

Bud: My Name's Bud!
Lisa: And I'm Lisa!
Bud: And we're taking over the world with Pumpkins!
Lisa: I'd prefer we used something different.
Bud: Now Arise Pumpkins! Hey look! The Great pumpkin!

05-27-2002, 08:04 PM

here's things i find wierd

you can carry 99 of a gagillion diffrent items
You can enter people's houses, and they don't care
You can take their stuff, and they won't care
you eat maybe once an entire game

there are a lot more things tho

Mr. Chicken · 05-28-2002, 02:24 PM

Where do they put all there stuff? Here's a joke I heard at rpgcomic.com

Hero: I found a potion! Now time to store it.

Hero then sticks the potion into his pants.

Ribbon:Hey Bud! Hey Lisa! What have you done today?
Lisa:Oh, nothing. We just walked around all day.
Ribbon:Um, okay. I'm gonna go talk to Lil' Cactus.

Ribbon walks upstairs.

Ribbon:Hello, Lil' Cactus.
Lil' Cactus:.......
Ribbon:Hello?
Lil' Cactus:Lots of toys?
Ribbon:Um, okayyy...
Lil' Cactus:.....
Ribbon:I think I'll take a walk in the garden.

Ribbon walks into the garden place.

Ribbon:Eeek! Evil weeds!I'm gonna shoot them with my bow and arrow! Wait:how come it doesn't shoot....and how come they're not moving.....and how come nothing is happening....and why is bud behind me...
Bud:.....

[ May 28, 2002, 06:18 PM: Message edited by: Magi Warrior ]

05-28-2002, 03:02 PM

How's this from FF7:

Quote:

(Yuffie strapped to side of Da Chao)
Yuffie: Gonna... gonna... HURL!!!!!
Don Corneo: No! This is my best suit!
Cloud: It's your only suit.

Or this from DW2:

Quote:

POL: Holy... crap... these coffins are heavy...
Karl: Well, if you would just resurrect us...

05-28-2002, 05:49 PM

Why is the page so streched?

Mr. Chicken · 05-28-2002, 06:13 PM

It was because I put the jokes in code instead of a quote. I just edited them.

[ May 28, 2002, 06:19 PM: Message edited by: Magi Warrior ]

05-29-2002, 02:20 PM

I completely disagree. Sure you can do all those strange things but you're in a different land different places so maybe their customs are a bit different. Did you ever think of that? Obviously not.

RPG games are classic, terrific, and wonderful. Some RPGs are so classic you have to pay close to a hundred dollars to get it. (e.g. Chrono Trigger)

This is what you get for messin' with my cuckoos! You little...
DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR! (Neither before breakfast)

Pentagon · 05-29-2002, 03:37 PM

Of course RPG's are weird:

In Sequals (Megaman Battle network two and Evolution 2 for instance)The characters are really strong at the end and in the beginning of the sequals, they are weaklings again.

Joke:

Quote:

In DW2, the Party enters a weird building.
POL: Hello? What is this?
Mr. Wily: Hello! My name's Mr. Wily! Would you like to buy a boat?
POC: Um, this is Cannock Castle, you can't buy a boat here!
Mr. Wily: What is your name?
POM: Why do you need to know our names? Aren't you in the wrong town?
Mr. Wily: You mean this isn't Megaman legends?

Quote:

Chrono:.....
Lucca: Hello Chrono!
Chrono:.....
Marle: Um, he hasn't said anytyhing since I met him.
Lucca: I think he has Laryngitus.
Chrono:....

Pentagon · 05-29-2002, 03:41 PM

Anoyther DW2 joke:

Quote:

POL: Oh my gosh! I can't believe our luck!
POM: All right!
POC: 9 Metalies! I really really can't believe out luck!
Metaley: Let's leave.
Metaley2: No! Let's Combine!
The Metalies Conbine into a huge king metaly.
POL:!!!
POC:!!!
POM:!!!
The person playing the game, (Me) appears.
Me: Hey! You can't do that! King Metalies don't even exist! not even in Dragon warrior monsters!
A few minutes later.....
Everyone (Including me) Is on the ground dead and stunned.
Me: Ouch.

Legend of Mana quote:

Quote:

Green Wiggly

06-01-2002, 05:28 PM

Chrono Trigger Joke:

Lucca: We gave him Echo Screens. We gave him Remedies. We had Marle, Ayla, AND Robo heal him at the same time. But Chrono STILL WONT SAY A DAMN THING!!!

Chrono: *nods his head*

Pentagon · 06-03-2002, 12:03 PM

Ness: mom, if I am the one to save the world, how come you only have me attack with a cracked bat?
Mom: Shut up Ness! You're not supposed to talk! only when a dialog box with yes or no appears!
Ness: But can't I get a more powerful-
Mom: Quiet!
Ness: Bat!
mom: QUIET!!!
Ness: Well you know that me and my friends are going to save the world, so why does Paula only have a Frying pan?
Mom:......You're grounded Ness.

Pokey's mom: AYEEEEE! I think it's a dung beetle! I'll squish your guts out!

Pentagon · 06-05-2002, 10:32 PM

Quote:

POL: Hum de dori hum de dori hum de dori dum-
Monsters appear! Command?
POL: Hey! Where did they come from? They're Invisible, wait, it they were invisible, then why am I seeing them now?

06-06-2002, 03:46 PM

FF6 joke.

Quote:

(In South Figaro)
(The party speaks to a random person)
Random Person: Welcome to South Figaro!
Locke: Yeah, hi. Can you tell us the way to the Returner's cave?
Random Person: Welcome to South Figaro!
Terra: ... yeah. Anyway, where's the Returner's cave?
Random Person: Welcome to South Figaro!
Edgar: (to Locke and Terra) Stand aside! (Locke and Terra do so. Edgar talks to Random Person) Listen here, my name is Edgar Roni Figaro and I'm the king of Figaro! You must now tell us the location of the Returner's cave or I shall banish you from the land!
Random Person: Welcome to South Figaro!
Edgar: That's it! AutoCrossbow! (kills Random Person) (To Terra and Locke) Somebody's bound to give us some answers.
(The three enter a weapon's Shop)
Clerk: Hi there! How can I help you?
Buy
Sell
Leave
Locke: Actually, we were wondering if you knew the way to the Returner's cave.
Clerk: Hi there! How can I help you?
Buy
Sell
Leave
Terra: *groan* We don't want to buy or sell or leave (yet)! We want you to tell us where to find the Returner's cave!
Clerk: Hi there! How can I help you?
Buy
Sell
Leave
Edgar: Okay, you listen here! I am Edgar Roni Figaro, and I am the king of Figaro! Tell us the location of the returner's cave now or face unemployment!
Clerk: Hi there! How can I help you?
Buy
Sell
Leave
Edgar: That's it! You're fired!
Clerk: Hi there! How can I help you?
Buy
Sell
Leave
Edgar: Actually, I'd rather kill you! (decapitates Clerk)
Locke: This is going nowhere fast...
Terra: We can't give up yet. Let's ask a few more people...
(2 hours later)
Locke: Now you've gone and done it.
Edgar: Done what?
Locke: You've killed everyone in town!
Edgar: Hey, they wouldn't give me a straight answer! If all they can say is one or two sentences over and over again, I'd say they deserve to die!
Terra: (to Locke) He's got a point, y'know...

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Pentagon · 06-12-2002, 11:19 AM

A Dragon Warrior joke:

A Drakee Draws near! Command?
Fight Item
Spell Run
Enix: Wow! Spell? I never knew I knew any!
Thou does not know any spells.
Command?
fight Item
Spell Run
Enix: oooookay. I'll stare at the No spell screen!
Drakee: ATTACK ALREADY YOU DOPUS!!!!!

Howdy yall! My Name's Flint! And I'm about to wack you with a board (or is it a cracked bat) because you're Vandalizing my property!

imported_Parrakarry · 06-12-2002, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Magus: I hate my job.
Kid: PLAY WITH ME!
Magus: No.
Kid: YES!
Magus: Screw you! Dark Matter!
Kid: HAHA! I am Yakra MMXII!!!
Magus: Crap you. DARK ETERNAL!!!
Kid: No, crap YOU!
Chrono: .., .... ... ....(a.k.a. no, crap you both)!!!
Chrono cast Luminaire!
Kid cast, 'DADDY!!!'

Quote:

Lucca: Huh?
Attack
Tech
Item
Marle: I'll attack tech item!
CHOOSE ONE.
Magus: Dark Matter!
Lucca: Flare!
Marle: Frog Squash!
All: ???

Quote:

Buy Sell
Ayla: Ayla want Buy Sell! What sell?

LoL.

[ June 12, 2002, 08:31 PM: Message edited by: DarkTyranno ]

05-26-2002, 06:44 PM	#3
Mr. Chicken Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Mr. Chicken\'s Paradise.You know you want to go there.Mr.Chickenonlyallowsfriends Posts: 3,235 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 765.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,265.00 Donate	Hahahaha! Where'd you get those jokes?

05-27-2002, 08:04 PM	#7
[sage] Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	here's things i find wierd you can carry 99 of a gagillion diffrent items You can enter people's houses, and they don't care You can take their stuff, and they won't care you eat maybe once an entire game there are a lot more things tho

05-28-2002, 02:24 PM	#8
Mr. Chicken Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Mr. Chicken\'s Paradise.You know you want to go there.Mr.Chickenonlyallowsfriends Posts: 3,235 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 765.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,265.00 Donate	Where do they put all there stuff? Here's a joke I heard at rpgcomic.com Hero: I found a potion! Now time to store it. Hero then sticks the potion into his pants. Ribbon:Hey Bud! Hey Lisa! What have you done today? Lisa:Oh, nothing. We just walked around all day. Ribbon:Um, okay. I'm gonna go talk to Lil' Cactus. Ribbon walks upstairs. Ribbon:Hello, Lil' Cactus. Lil' Cactus:....... Ribbon:Hello? Lil' Cactus:Lots of toys? Ribbon:Um, okayyy... Lil' Cactus:..... Ribbon:I think I'll take a walk in the garden. Ribbon walks into the garden place. Ribbon:Eeek! Evil weeds!I'm gonna shoot them with my bow and arrow! Wait:how come it doesn't shoot....and how come they're not moving.....and how come nothing is happening....and why is bud behind me... Bud:..... [ May 28, 2002, 06:18 PM: Message edited by: Magi Warrior ]

05-28-2002, 05:49 PM	#10
yoistink Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	Why is the page so streched?

05-28-2002, 06:13 PM	#11
Mr. Chicken Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Mr. Chicken\'s Paradise.You know you want to go there.Mr.Chickenonlyallowsfriends Posts: 3,235 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 765.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,265.00 Donate	It was because I put the jokes in code instead of a quote. I just edited them. [ May 28, 2002, 06:19 PM: Message edited by: Magi Warrior ]

05-29-2002, 02:20 PM	#12
Kolorado Koopa Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	I completely disagree. Sure you can do all those strange things but you're in a different land different places so maybe their customs are a bit different. Did you ever think of that? Obviously not. RPG games are classic, terrific, and wonderful. Some RPGs are so classic you have to pay close to a hundred dollars to get it. (e.g. Chrono Trigger) This is what you get for messin' with my cuckoos! You little... DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR! (Neither before breakfast)

06-01-2002, 05:28 PM	#15
TheAlmightyExdeath Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	Chrono Trigger Joke: Lucca: We gave him Echo Screens. We gave him Remedies. We had Marle, Ayla, AND Robo heal him at the same time. But Chrono STILL WONT SAY A DAMN THING!!! Chrono: nods his head

06-03-2002, 12:03 PM	#16
Pentagon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: 1313 dead end drive Posts: 2,682 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,927.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,427.00 Donate	Ness: mom, if I am the one to save the world, how come you only have me attack with a cracked bat? Mom: Shut up Ness! You're not supposed to talk! only when a dialog box with yes or no appears! Ness: But can't I get a more powerful- Mom: Quiet! Ness: Bat! mom: QUIET!!! Ness: Well you know that me and my friends are going to save the world, so why does Paula only have a Frying pan? Mom:......You're grounded Ness. Pokey's mom: AYEEEEE! I think it's a dung beetle! I'll squish your guts out!

06-12-2002, 11:19 AM	#19
Pentagon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: 1313 dead end drive Posts: 2,682 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,927.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,427.00 Donate	A Dragon Warrior joke: A Drakee Draws near! Command? Fight Item Spell Run Enix: Wow! Spell? I never knew I knew any! Thou does not know any spells. Command? fight Item Spell Run Enix: oooookay. I'll stare at the No spell screen! Drakee: ATTACK ALREADY YOU DOPUS!!!!! Howdy yall! My Name's Flint! And I'm about to wack you with a board (or is it a cracked bat) because you're Vandalizing my property!