If life were more like an RPG.....

[Pentagon]

Post how funny Life would be if it were more like an RPG. I made this joke from Dragon Warrior GBC.

Karl (The little brother and the hero of my Comic strip RPG): Well, the last boss is through this door.
*Opens door*
Karl, Jay, Lara, and Alan (The Party members): Dragonlord? What are you doing here?
Jay: The last boss is supposed to be Dracolord.

[Ace Mercury]

...all hospitals would be replaced with inns. Unless of course you really needed a doctor to cure a disease which was given to you by the storyline.

...the world would be saved from the brink of destruction every other week.

...almost every creature you battle has something you can steal.

...gold is a perfectly fine metal to use as armour.

...you usually don't have to talk to people more than once to get all the information you need.

...you could carry many more items than the laws of physics dictate.

...you can walk around cities and towns with a broadsword... and no one will notice!

[Pentagon]

.....People say the same thing over and over again like a broken record.

.....People say the same thing over and over again like a broken record.

.....People say the same thing over and ove again like a broken record.

[Ace Mercury]

...you can attack your own party members in battle (usually), and they won't care!

...you'd get cooler background music. Hopefully.

...people would be much more reckless. After all, if they really screw up, they can just load their saved game files.

[Ace Mercury]

...it's not procrastination, it's going on a 'mini-quest'.

..... You would only have to eat/drink rarely, and never have to go to the bathroom.

..... you would only need to sleep when you are wounded

..... you could walk into people's houses, take their stuff and they wouldn't care

..... you walk around in circles for hours in the middle of town and no one would care

..... people would ignore you unless you talk to them

[Ace Mercury]

... if you were in any doubt what to do, ask the townfolk. Either they'll tell you to do something, in which case you go right out and do it, or they'll tell you not to do something, in which case you go right out and do it.

[Ace Mercury]

...you'd find chests with useful items scattered across the world, seemingly just for you. Sadly, they'll usually carry only one item in each.

You could make that descision on wether you will become evil or good. And If you become evil and can learn the spell fly like in some games, and then go prey on a small village and kill everyone and take everything, and no one would care, if no one sees you do it.

all money is known by the letter G

There would be very few people in teh world(maybe a couple hundred if there are lots of villages) but the world would have an infinite population of monsters

[ June 27, 2002, 11:06 AM: Message edited by: Marth- HSA ]

[Ace Mercury]

...every enemy you encounter will get progressively harder as you continue. Which is good, otherwise they'd mop the floor with ya'.

[Ace Mercury]

...it's always daytime or it's always nighttime, depending on how the story's going.

[Ace Mercury]

...you can find exorberant amounts of money fighting monsters which would logically have none.

and little rat creatures will drop huge items like swords and armor, when its logically bigger than them.

[Vinny]

-A dialogue box would suddenly and unexpectedly come up giving you two choices: Yes or No.

-You and your whole world mysteriously dissappear once the game ends, never to be seen again.

-Supposedly great and legendary warriors would be only a little stronger than you when they join your party.

-You'd have to carry a memory card on your adventures.

-You could barge into anyone's house and chat with them, wether they know you or not.

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[ July 09, 2002, 08:27 AM: Message edited by: Vincent loves Ralph Wiggum ]

[Vinny]

[Ace Mercury]

...you, as the main character, will usually be using a sword in battle. It will still be frequently capable of ranged attacks.

[Ace Mercury]

...houses would look a lot smaller on the outside than on the inside.

[imported_Parrakarry]

...People would drop items everywhere!

...You'd be mysteriously mute. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[SuperMarioBro#1]

You would have to use a pheaniox down to revive lifeless allies. Those comics are FUNNY!!!!