100 RPG cliches

Sim Kid · 11-26-2004, 12:54 AM

(Inspired by 100 movie cliches)

100. Enterances to caves are as big a town

**Prince Toad** · 11-26-2004, 02:50 AM

192 of them. I win.

[sage] · 11-28-2004, 09:06 PM

That kinda kills the topic...

**Prince Toad** · 11-28-2004, 09:21 PM

Yes it does. Ignore that. Go ahead.

Sim Kid · 11-28-2004, 09:37 PM

Thank you Prince Toad! I was looking for that list!

ChrisRusso · 12-07-2004, 06:47 PM

There is always an item with a name so absurd that its mind-boggling.

ChrisRusso · 12-07-2004, 06:51 PM

Anything that does only some damage to your character would be a fatal blow in real life.

***Ace Mercury*** · 12-07-2004, 08:52 PM

Kids don't go to school, like, ever.

Sim Kid · 12-08-2004, 12:01 AM

Whenever you attack, you always attack the same spot of an enemy and the same way.

Jonathan Resop · 12-08-2004, 12:18 AM

The sequel has NOTHING to do with the original game.-jay

***Ace Mercury*** · 12-08-2004, 03:27 AM

That one enemy with ridiculously high evade, that you just want to shoot a rocket-propelled grenade at.

Beam Yosho the Drunkard · 12-08-2004, 03:42 AM

There's at least ONE blue haired dude.

aikula2001 · 12-08-2004, 07:56 AM

The "final boss" is never the FINAL BOSS. He/She will have some final monstrous form.

Sim Kid · 12-08-2004, 07:57 PM

People leave their doors wide open and then lock their washrooms.

Parrakarry · 12-08-2004, 08:51 PM

There's always a boss who could kick everyone on the planet's collective asses, but prefers to hide behind a locked door in Monstro Town.

ZIPPYDIPPY19 · 12-08-2004, 09:23 PM

Main characters are usually the ones you hate the most, but are nigh always the strongest in a party.

***Ace Mercury*** · 12-08-2004, 09:30 PM

Don't underestimate the awesome restorative powers of food and sleep. Not just over time either, but immediately.

Sim Kid · 12-09-2004, 07:06 PM

The hero always gets to wield the strongest weapon in the world.

Glyph Phoenix · 12-10-2004, 02:32 AM

The characters have weird hair.

ocarinagirl · 12-11-2004, 04:49 AM

No matter where you go, no matter what time period you're in (hell, it could be the midieval England, for all I know) there will always be this one town that comes straight out of feudal Japan. Complete with samurai, katanas, and ninjas. Always the ninjas. Even if the town being there makes absolutely no sense at all.

11-26-2004, 12:54 AM	#1
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 6,931 Thanks: 17 Thanked 72 Times in 37 Posts Points: 42,265.24 Bank: 597.55 Total Points: 42,862.79 Donate	(Inspired by 100 movie cliches) 100. Enterances to caves are as big a town

11-26-2004, 02:50 AM	#2
Prince Toad PC Mod Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Rookery Gender: Posts: 11,429 Thanks: 43 Thanked 59 Times in 50 Posts Points: 47,048.56 Bank: 27,199.79 Total Points: 74,248.35 Donate	192 of them. I win.

11-28-2004, 09:06 PM	#3
[sage] Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Florida Gender: Posts: 18,074 Thanks: 1 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 35,995.80 Bank: 820.30 Total Points: 36,816.10 Donate	That kinda kills the topic...

11-28-2004, 09:21 PM	#4
Prince Toad PC Mod Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Rookery Gender: Posts: 11,429 Thanks: 43 Thanked 59 Times in 50 Posts Points: 47,048.56 Bank: 27,199.79 Total Points: 74,248.35 Donate	Yes it does. Ignore that. Go ahead.

11-28-2004, 09:37 PM	#5
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 6,931 Thanks: 17 Thanked 72 Times in 37 Posts Points: 42,265.24 Bank: 597.55 Total Points: 42,862.79 Donate	Thank you Prince Toad! I was looking for that list!

12-07-2004, 06:47 PM	#6
ChrisRusso Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: New Jersey, USA Gender: Posts: 589 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 2,275.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 2,775.00 Donate	There is always an item with a name so absurd that its mind-boggling.

12-07-2004, 06:51 PM	#7
ChrisRusso Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: New Jersey, USA Gender: Posts: 589 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 2,275.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 2,775.00 Donate	Anything that does only some damage to your character would be a fatal blow in real life.

12-07-2004, 08:52 PM	#8
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,173 Thanks: 379 Thanked 1,657 Times in 837 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 115,281.71 Bank: 31,567,564.03 Total Points: 31,682,845.74 Donate	Kids don't go to school, like, ever.

12-08-2004, 12:01 AM	#9
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 6,931 Thanks: 17 Thanked 72 Times in 37 Posts Points: 42,265.24 Bank: 597.55 Total Points: 42,862.79 Donate	Whenever you attack, you always attack the same spot of an enemy and the same way.

12-08-2004, 12:18 AM	#10
Jonathan Resop Banned Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 37,829.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 38,329.00 Donate	The sequel has NOTHING to do with the original game.-jay

12-08-2004, 03:27 AM	#11
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,173 Thanks: 379 Thanked 1,657 Times in 837 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 115,281.71 Bank: 31,567,564.03 Total Points: 31,682,845.74 Donate	That one enemy with ridiculously high evade, that you just want to shoot a rocket-propelled grenade at.

12-08-2004, 03:42 AM	#12
Beam Yosho the Drunkard Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The oversized rock of Hawaii. Gender: Posts: 5,664 Thanks: 5 Thanked 17 Times in 13 Posts Points: 24,572.39 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 25,072.39 Donate	There's at least ONE blue haired dude.

12-08-2004, 07:56 AM	#13
aikula2001 Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Meep =) Posts: 2,136 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 737.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,237.00 Donate	The "final boss" is never the FINAL BOSS. He/She will have some final monstrous form.

12-08-2004, 07:57 PM	#14
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 6,931 Thanks: 17 Thanked 72 Times in 37 Posts Points: 42,265.24 Bank: 597.55 Total Points: 42,862.79 Donate	People leave their doors wide open and then lock their washrooms.

12-08-2004, 08:51 PM	#15
Parrakarry Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 10,684 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 9,811.87 Bank: 634.12 Total Points: 10,445.99 Donate	There's always a boss who could kick everyone on the planet's collective asses, but prefers to hide behind a locked door in Monstro Town.

12-08-2004, 09:23 PM	#16
ZIPPYDIPPY19 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,663 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 3,621.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 4,121.00 Donate	Main characters are usually the ones you hate the most, but are nigh always the strongest in a party.

12-08-2004, 09:30 PM	#17
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,173 Thanks: 379 Thanked 1,657 Times in 837 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 115,281.71 Bank: 31,567,564.03 Total Points: 31,682,845.74 Donate	Don't underestimate the awesome restorative powers of food and sleep. Not just over time either, but immediately.

12-09-2004, 07:06 PM	#18
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 6,931 Thanks: 17 Thanked 72 Times in 37 Posts Points: 42,265.24 Bank: 597.55 Total Points: 42,862.79 Donate	The hero always gets to wield the strongest weapon in the world.

12-10-2004, 02:32 AM	#19
Glyph Phoenix Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Gender: Posts: 1,774 Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 7,310.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 7,810.00 Donate	The characters have weird hair.

12-11-2004, 04:49 AM	#20
ocarinagirl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Ehhh? What? Where am I?! Gender: Posts: 3,010 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 9,064.83 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 9,564.83 Donate	No matter where you go, no matter what time period you're in (hell, it could be the midieval England, for all I know) there will always be this one town that comes straight out of feudal Japan. Complete with samurai, katanas, and ninjas. Always the ninjas. Even if the town being there makes absolutely no sense at all.