My graduation will be televised!

[Mario Jr]

My school's doing this cool thing for the graduating kids who have parents in Iraq to have a video conference with their parents via a satellite. They're also going to post a live video of the whole graduation ceremony on the internet. So if anyone here is interested in seeing me walk just PM me and I'll give the address and password.

I just hope I don't flunk algebra at the last minute or something. Wish me luck, y'all.

[The Doctor]

Good Luck, and now that your a T.V. Star just don't forget about us all.

[GURU ANT]

*Graduation music begins playin....< begins to cry* I still have three years to go

[KirbyKing]

Wow, what an awesome idea! Graduation gets me teary-eyed every year, since the band has to play in the ceremony. I see it as a step forward, but don't forget to look back on the good times!

BTW, Algebra is easy. Be thankful you're not taking Calculus yet.

[Mario Jr]

I got an 8.3 in algebra last time I checked. I didn't even know such low grades even EXISTED till I saw my report card. Algebra is NOT easy.

Actually, it's not so bad. I only got such a low grade because I only turned in two asignments. The two I did turn in were both 100's. My problem is I falll asleep too much in class so I have to do everything for homework. But I work practically all week so I hardly have enough time to do any homework and I work so late I don't get enough sleep so I fall asleep all day during class and I never get any of my work done. You see the vicious cycle forming? Well yeah. I got my hours cut back and managed to do all my missing assignments in one compilation. I even got a free day to catch HellBoy with my little brother. Life is good. Crazy. But good.

[ April 14, 2004, 04:21 PM: Message edited by: Son Mariou Juniya: Because I can ]

[UserGoogol]

Oh, but Alegbra is easy.

[Rattan]

It seemed easy at first. Then you hit Algebra 2 and you get raped in the second half. I hate imaginary numbers.

[CaptHayfever]

^But that's one of the easiest parts.

Pre-Algebra was harder than Algebra.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

[Sir Moxalot]

Oh sure, let's give all the little Iraqi kids benefits that noone else will be priviledged to get. Republicans..

[CaptHayfever]

^Idiot, that's for American military in Iraq, not Iraqis. Read before you speak.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

[Sir Moxalot]

No I meant little military pricks butt crack. You learn to read first yo.

[Banned from VGF]

^Being from the most peaceful country in the world, you do not have any knowledge of world affairs because you don't give a damn about the US of A.

[CaptHayfever]

How the heck does "Iraqi kids" mean the same as "military kids"? Moron.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

[Mario Jr]

Originally posted by CaptHayfever:
^But that's one of the easiest parts.

Pre-Algebra was harder than Algebra.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Don't remind me. Oh... the headaches...

Who's this Sir Moxa-whoever. He's getting on my nerves. The correct term is "Military Brat." If you're gonna insult us, do it right!

[Lemonjello]

The US didn't give that to me when my pappy was in the Crimean War.

[Dark Magus]

Originally posted by Banned from VGF:
^Being from the most peaceful country in the world,

You're canadian?

[KirbyKing]

Originally posted by Dee Emm:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Banned from VGF:
^Being from the most peaceful country in the world,

You're canadian? </font>[/quote]No, the person he's talking to was Canadian.

[Princess Zelda of Hyrule]

Wow. That's cool. Don't trip in the aisle!

[wario master]

I bet everyone really cares about this.

You used to be cool, Jay. But were you really or was it just my skewed perception? I was twelve years of age during my VGF heydays and everyone is truly an idiot then. I’m no Spencer, mind you, but you are in college and you are administrating a video game message board with two major archetypes; teenage losers who form up the group of veterans and the newbie preteens who argue about whether what Gamecube Sonic game is the best. I admit I was once one of those people, but I saved myself from the decadence of your VGF loserness. Seriously, the optimistic side of me thinks you can do an 180 and recover. Remember the FMV where Arthas breaks apart the Frozen Throne? I want you to do that to your computer and perhaps the SMBHQ server with an axe or any other blunt object. Then lose some weight, start dating and everything will be alright. As long as you don’t make anymore cheesy paint comics. Ask yourself this: “Would I rather have a happy life or be an internet celebrity for twelve year old idiots?”

In WeIsheit’s name,
The Griffinfuhrers

Dear Kaeru,

Kaeru, you are the epitome of reviewing rejects. You spend hours slaving over twenty pages of MSWord to tell the world one thing: That you have no life. Now, this already comes naturally, but you reinforce the fact for new generations so that they don't think you're cool. You, by far, have a horrible taste in games. You probably had a fit of rage and slit your wrists twelve times after playing Mario Sunshine. You immediately rushed to your computer to see everyone else bag it, only to see that people praised this. You set to work to create a 5,000 page response to these people that pick apart everything that Mario Sunshine is. You compare it to games like 'Super Mario Brothers 3' and 'Super Mario World'. Although these games are nice, THEY ARE ****ING DIFFERENT GAMES. Your tastes are horrendous and I hope you die choking on your own sperm.

Love,
*************

[Stolenbrokensoul]

oohhhhhhhhh if graduation has not yet occurred. please let me watch! I'd love to see a fellow vgf'er graduate ^^