My Dog.

ChuckleHuck · 07-31-2007, 12:27 AM

HE EATED MAH HOMEWORK!

Seriously!

Really!

You gotta believe me!

...What?

Detention?!

t3hDarkness · 07-31-2007, 12:45 AM

I had a cat that kept eating my homework.

The teachers never believed me until I brought her in and set her loose in the classroom.

***Ace Mercury*** · 07-31-2007, 12:51 AM

I skipped the middleman and ate it myself.

t3hDarkness · 07-31-2007, 01:00 AM

*Hangs head*

I never thought of that...

ChuckleHuck · 07-31-2007, 07:52 AM

The trashcan eats homework, too.

Unleash Nixon · 07-31-2007, 11:14 AM

My trashcan has eaten my homework plenty of times.

Also, my homework magically finds itself flying out of car windows pretty often too...I should get that fixed.

Demonicus Prime · 07-31-2007, 11:17 AM

I think my homework's broken. It never get's done.

Unleash Nixon · 07-31-2007, 11:48 AM

Oh! Funny story.

My sister fell asleep and she slept walked during the night. When she woke up, she was showered, her clothes were ironed, and all of her homework was done. And all the answers were right!

Maynard James Keenan · 07-31-2007, 11:52 AM

My hand usually eats my homework, but it doesn't really enjoy it most times, so it spits it on the floor.

Get a new Kirby today! · 07-31-2007, 12:00 PM

I used to eat paper. XD

Kamektheheadmagikoopa! · 07-31-2007, 12:13 PM

Distaction ate my homework.

Kain Highwind · 07-31-2007, 12:20 PM

My dad once took my 20 page report and used it to line the bird cage.

D:

***CaptHayfever*** · 07-31-2007, 12:26 PM

Mi perro comió mi tarea.

My high school Spanish teacher would not, of course, believe us if we said that, but we'd get brownie points for learning a new sentence.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

ChuckleHuck · 08-01-2007, 08:13 PM

...This paper tastes funny.

And I'm getting unvolentarily high from the sharpie marks.

Blech. This sucks.

Unleash Nixon · 08-02-2007, 10:32 AM

I ate paste, not paper.

ChuckleHuck · 08-06-2007, 02:30 PM

sheet of paper + paste + another sheet of paper = sandwich.

The Doctor · 08-06-2007, 02:34 PM

My dog didn't eat my homework, he doesn't like Maths.

DELICIOUS POISON · 08-07-2007, 01:08 AM

I used to walk to middle school. I once dropped an important paper in the slush alongside the road. I don't remember punching the teacher in the face or anything, so I'm sure she must have believed me.

ChuckleHuck · 08-17-2007, 09:08 AM

Paper with ink and graphite on it does not taste good.

...graphite?

*spits out paper*

Wait, I actually di-ah, oh, nyah it's just where I wrote my name.

07-31-2007, 12:27 AM	#1
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07-31-2007, 07:52 AM	#5
ChuckleHuck Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Next to this man in rags with a knife. He seems very friendly! Gender: Posts: 1,855 Thanks: 83 Thanked 44 Times in 33 Posts Points: 3,059.20 Bank: 0.13 Total Points: 3,059.33 Donate	Is anything honestly getting any fiber from this? The trashcan eats homework, too.

07-31-2007, 12:45 AM	#2
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The more innocent and pure a thing is, The more satisfying it is to corrupt. Gender: Posts: 4,943 Thanks: 52 Thanked 223 Times in 161 Posts Points: 73.28 Bank: 183,484.46 Total Points: 183,557.74 Donate	I had a cat that kept eating my homework. The teachers never believed me until I brought her in and set her loose in the classroom.

07-31-2007, 12:51 AM	#3
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07-31-2007, 01:00 AM	#4
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The more innocent and pure a thing is, The more satisfying it is to corrupt. Gender: Posts: 4,943 Thanks: 52 Thanked 223 Times in 161 Posts Points: 73.28 Bank: 183,484.46 Total Points: 183,557.74 Donate	Hangs head I never thought of that...

07-31-2007, 11:14 AM	#6
Unleash Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Some say hell, I say paradise. Gender: Posts: 6,332 Thanks: 246 Thanked 310 Times in 220 Posts Points: 8,454.22 Bank: 64,500.54 Total Points: 72,954.75 Donate	My trashcan has eaten my homework plenty of times. Also, my homework magically finds itself flying out of car windows pretty often too...I should get that fixed.

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07-31-2007, 11:48 AM	#8
Unleash Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Some say hell, I say paradise. Gender: Posts: 6,332 Thanks: 246 Thanked 310 Times in 220 Posts Points: 8,454.22 Bank: 64,500.54 Total Points: 72,954.75 Donate	Oh! Funny story. My sister fell asleep and she slept walked during the night. When she woke up, she was showered, her clothes were ironed, and all of her homework was done. And all the answers were right!

07-31-2007, 11:52 AM	#9
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07-31-2007, 12:00 PM	#10
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07-31-2007, 12:13 PM	#11
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07-31-2007, 12:26 PM	#13
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08-01-2007, 08:13 PM	#14
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08-02-2007, 10:32 AM	#15
Unleash Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Some say hell, I say paradise. Gender: Posts: 6,332 Thanks: 246 Thanked 310 Times in 220 Posts Points: 8,454.22 Bank: 64,500.54 Total Points: 72,954.75 Donate	I ate paste, not paper.

08-06-2007, 02:30 PM	#16
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08-17-2007, 09:08 AM	#19
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