My Dog.

ChuckleHuck · 07-31-2007, 12:27 AM

HE EATED MAH HOMEWORK!

Seriously!

Really!

You gotta believe me!

...What?

Detention?!

t3hDarkness · 07-31-2007, 12:45 AM

I had a cat that kept eating my homework.

The teachers never believed me until I brought her in and set her loose in the classroom.

***Ace Mercury*** · 07-31-2007, 12:51 AM

I skipped the middleman and ate it myself.

t3hDarkness · 07-31-2007, 01:00 AM

*Hangs head*

I never thought of that...

ChuckleHuck · 07-31-2007, 07:52 AM

The trashcan eats homework, too.

User Name · 07-31-2007, 11:14 AM

My trashcan has eaten my homework plenty of times.

Also, my homework magically finds itself flying out of car windows pretty often too...I should get that fixed.

Demonicus Prime · 07-31-2007, 11:17 AM

I think my homework's broken. It never get's done.

User Name · 07-31-2007, 11:48 AM

Oh! Funny story.

My sister fell asleep and she slept walked during the night. When she woke up, she was showered, her clothes were ironed, and all of her homework was done. And all the answers were right!

Colin Greenwood · 07-31-2007, 11:52 AM

My hand usually eats my homework, but it doesn't really enjoy it most times, so it spits it on the floor.

Get a new Kirby today! · 07-31-2007, 12:00 PM

I used to eat paper. XD

Kamektheheadmagikoopa! · 07-31-2007, 12:13 PM

Distaction ate my homework.

Kain Highwind · 07-31-2007, 12:20 PM

My dad once took my 20 page report and used it to line the bird cage.

D:

***CaptHayfever*** · 07-31-2007, 12:26 PM

Mi perro comió mi tarea.

My high school Spanish teacher would not, of course, believe us if we said that, but we'd get brownie points for learning a new sentence.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

ChuckleHuck · 08-01-2007, 08:13 PM

...This paper tastes funny.

And I'm getting unvolentarily high from the sharpie marks.

Blech. This sucks.

User Name · 08-02-2007, 10:32 AM

I ate paste, not paper.

ChuckleHuck · 08-06-2007, 02:30 PM

sheet of paper + paste + another sheet of paper = sandwich.

Adam West · 08-06-2007, 02:34 PM

My dog didn't eat my homework, he doesn't like Maths.

DELICIOUS POISON · 08-07-2007, 01:08 AM

I used to walk to middle school. I once dropped an important paper in the slush alongside the road. I don't remember punching the teacher in the face or anything, so I'm sure she must have believed me.

ChuckleHuck · 08-17-2007, 09:08 AM

Paper with ink and graphite on it does not taste good.

...graphite?

*spits out paper*

Wait, I actually di-ah, oh, nyah it's just where I wrote my name.

07-31-2007, 12:27 AM	#1
ChuckleHuck Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Next to this man in rags with a knife. He seems very friendly! Gender: Posts: 1,855 Thanks: 83 Thanked 44 Times in 33 Posts Points: 2,121.20 Bank: 0.12 Total Points: 2,121.32 Donate	My Dog. HE EATED MAH HOMEWORK! Seriously! Really! You gotta believe me! ...What? Detention?!

07-31-2007, 07:52 AM	#5
ChuckleHuck Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Next to this man in rags with a knife. He seems very friendly! Gender: Posts: 1,855 Thanks: 83 Thanked 44 Times in 33 Posts Points: 2,121.20 Bank: 0.12 Total Points: 2,121.32 Donate	Is anything honestly getting any fiber from this? The trashcan eats homework, too.

07-31-2007, 12:45 AM	#2
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I've been lost here before Gender: Posts: 4,330 Thanks: 45 Thanked 143 Times in 112 Posts Points: 446.85 Bank: 131,871.57 Total Points: 132,318.41 Donate	I had a cat that kept eating my homework. The teachers never believed me until I brought her in and set her loose in the classroom.

07-31-2007, 12:51 AM	#3
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07-31-2007, 01:00 AM	#4
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I've been lost here before Gender: Posts: 4,330 Thanks: 45 Thanked 143 Times in 112 Posts Points: 446.85 Bank: 131,871.57 Total Points: 132,318.41 Donate	Hangs head I never thought of that...

07-31-2007, 11:14 AM	#6
User Name Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Some say hell, I say paradise. Gender: Posts: 6,310 Thanks: 236 Thanked 299 Times in 216 Posts Points: 3,545.73 Bank: 63,055.92 Total Points: 66,601.64 Donate	My trashcan has eaten my homework plenty of times. Also, my homework magically finds itself flying out of car windows pretty often too...I should get that fixed.

07-31-2007, 11:17 AM	#7
Demonicus Prime Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I Pity The Fool Who Confuses Me With Someone Other Than YoshiFreak. Gender: Posts: 2,978 Thanks: 585 Thanked 111 Times in 75 Posts Points: 17,184.09 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 17,184.09 Donate	I think my homework's broken. It never get's done.

07-31-2007, 11:48 AM	#8
User Name Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Some say hell, I say paradise. Gender: Posts: 6,310 Thanks: 236 Thanked 299 Times in 216 Posts Points: 3,545.73 Bank: 63,055.92 Total Points: 66,601.64 Donate	Oh! Funny story. My sister fell asleep and she slept walked during the night. When she woke up, she was showered, her clothes were ironed, and all of her homework was done. And all the answers were right!

07-31-2007, 11:52 AM	#9
Colin Greenwood Her Hitler hairdo is making me feel ill Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I'm either in the club, baby, or I'm not. Gender: Posts: 12,114 Thanks: 615 Thanked 1,031 Times in 706 Posts Blog Entries: 14 Points: 8,269.04 Bank: 25,523.53 Total Points: 33,792.57 Donate	My hand usually eats my homework, but it doesn't really enjoy it most times, so it spits it on the floor.

07-31-2007, 12:00 PM	#10
Get a new Kirby today! Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Probably eating. Gender: Posts: 4,029 Thanks: 412 Thanked 122 Times in 86 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 1,956.20 Bank: 6,026.16 Total Points: 7,982.36 Donate	I used to eat paper. XD

07-31-2007, 12:13 PM	#11
Kamektheheadmagikoopa! Junior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Somewhere over the rianbow!!! Gender: Posts: 146 Thanks: 5 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts Points: 549.76 Bank: 101.02 Total Points: 650.78 Donate	Distaction ate my homework.

07-31-2007, 12:20 PM	#12
Kain Highwind Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pending. Gender: Posts: 5,789 Thanks: 127 Thanked 117 Times in 82 Posts Points: 6,599.81 Bank: 47,139.19 Total Points: 53,739.00 Donate	My dad once took my 20 page report and used it to line the bird cage. D:

07-31-2007, 12:26 PM	#13
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08-01-2007, 08:13 PM	#14
ChuckleHuck Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Next to this man in rags with a knife. He seems very friendly! Gender: Posts: 1,855 Thanks: 83 Thanked 44 Times in 33 Posts Points: 2,121.20 Bank: 0.12 Total Points: 2,121.32 Donate	...This paper tastes funny. And I'm getting unvolentarily high from the sharpie marks. Blech. This sucks.

08-02-2007, 10:32 AM	#15
User Name Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Some say hell, I say paradise. Gender: Posts: 6,310 Thanks: 236 Thanked 299 Times in 216 Posts Points: 3,545.73 Bank: 63,055.92 Total Points: 66,601.64 Donate	I ate paste, not paper.

08-06-2007, 02:30 PM	#16
ChuckleHuck Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Next to this man in rags with a knife. He seems very friendly! Gender: Posts: 1,855 Thanks: 83 Thanked 44 Times in 33 Posts Points: 2,121.20 Bank: 0.12 Total Points: 2,121.32 Donate	sheet of paper + paste + another sheet of paper = sandwich.

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08-17-2007, 09:08 AM	#19
ChuckleHuck Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Next to this man in rags with a knife. He seems very friendly! Gender: Posts: 1,855 Thanks: 83 Thanked 44 Times in 33 Posts Points: 2,121.20 Bank: 0.12 Total Points: 2,121.32 Donate	Paper with ink and graphite on it does not taste good. ...graphite? spits out paper Wait, I actually di-ah, oh, nyah it's just where I wrote my name.