My Dog.

ChuckleHuck · 07-31-2007, 12:27 AM

HE EATED MAH HOMEWORK!

Seriously!

Really!

You gotta believe me!

...What?

Detention?!

t3hDarkness · 07-31-2007, 12:45 AM

I had a cat that kept eating my homework.

The teachers never believed me until I brought her in and set her loose in the classroom.

***Ace Mercury*** · 07-31-2007, 12:51 AM

I skipped the middleman and ate it myself.

t3hDarkness · 07-31-2007, 01:00 AM

*Hangs head*

I never thought of that...

ChuckleHuck · 07-31-2007, 07:52 AM

The trashcan eats homework, too.

User Name · 07-31-2007, 11:14 AM

My trashcan has eaten my homework plenty of times.

Also, my homework magically finds itself flying out of car windows pretty often too...I should get that fixed.

Demonicus Prime · 07-31-2007, 11:17 AM

I think my homework's broken. It never get's done.

User Name · 07-31-2007, 11:48 AM

Oh! Funny story.

My sister fell asleep and she slept walked during the night. When she woke up, she was showered, her clothes were ironed, and all of her homework was done. And all the answers were right!

Panfan · 07-31-2007, 11:52 AM

My hand usually eats my homework, but it doesn't really enjoy it most times, so it spits it on the floor.

Typhlame · 07-31-2007, 12:00 PM

I used to eat paper. XD

Kamektheheadmagikoopa! · 07-31-2007, 12:13 PM

Distaction ate my homework.

Godot · 07-31-2007, 12:20 PM

My dad once took my 20 page report and used it to line the bird cage.

D:

***CaptHayfever*** · 07-31-2007, 12:26 PM

Mi perro comió mi tarea.

My high school Spanish teacher would not, of course, believe us if we said that, but we'd get brownie points for learning a new sentence.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

ChuckleHuck · 08-01-2007, 08:13 PM

...This paper tastes funny.

And I'm getting unvolentarily high from the sharpie marks.

Blech. This sucks.

User Name · 08-02-2007, 10:32 AM

I ate paste, not paper.

ChuckleHuck · 08-06-2007, 02:30 PM

sheet of paper + paste + another sheet of paper = sandwich.

***The Doctor*** · 08-06-2007, 02:34 PM

My dog didn't eat my homework, he doesn't like Maths.

***Cosmonautical*** · 08-07-2007, 01:08 AM

I used to walk to middle school. I once dropped an important paper in the slush alongside the road. I don't remember punching the teacher in the face or anything, so I'm sure she must have believed me.

ChuckleHuck · 08-17-2007, 09:08 AM

Paper with ink and graphite on it does not taste good.

...graphite?

*spits out paper*

Wait, I actually di-ah, oh, nyah it's just where I wrote my name.

07-31-2007, 12:27 AM	#1
ChuckleHuck Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: In the walls. Gender: Posts: 1,983 Thanks: 117 Thanked 64 Times in 46 Posts	My Dog. HE EATED MAH HOMEWORK! Seriously! Really! You gotta believe me! ...What? Detention?!

07-31-2007, 07:52 AM	#5
ChuckleHuck Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: In the walls. Gender: Posts: 1,983 Thanks: 117 Thanked 64 Times in 46 Posts	Is anything honestly getting any fiber from this? The trashcan eats homework, too.

07-31-2007, 12:45 AM	#2
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I weep oily black tears of joy. Gender: Posts: 7,590 Thanks: 119 Thanked 418 Times in 306 Posts Blog Entries: 5	I had a cat that kept eating my homework. The teachers never believed me until I brought her in and set her loose in the classroom.

07-31-2007, 12:51 AM	#3
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,275 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	I skipped the middleman and ate it myself.

07-31-2007, 01:00 AM	#4
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I weep oily black tears of joy. Gender: Posts: 7,590 Thanks: 119 Thanked 418 Times in 306 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Hangs head I never thought of that...

07-31-2007, 11:14 AM	#6
User Name Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Gotham City Gender: Posts: 7,209 Thanks: 701 Thanked 536 Times in 367 Posts	My trashcan has eaten my homework plenty of times. Also, my homework magically finds itself flying out of car windows pretty often too...I should get that fixed.

07-31-2007, 11:17 AM	#7
Demonicus Prime Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I Pity The Fool Who Confuses Me With Someone Other Than YoshiFreak. Gender: Posts: 3,108 Thanks: 648 Thanked 129 Times in 87 Posts	I think my homework's broken. It never get's done.

07-31-2007, 11:48 AM	#8
User Name Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Gotham City Gender: Posts: 7,209 Thanks: 701 Thanked 536 Times in 367 Posts	Oh! Funny story. My sister fell asleep and she slept walked during the night. When she woke up, she was showered, her clothes were ironed, and all of her homework was done. And all the answers were right!

07-31-2007, 11:52 AM	#9
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,806 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,251 Times in 1,339 Posts Blog Entries: 15	My hand usually eats my homework, but it doesn't really enjoy it most times, so it spits it on the floor.

07-31-2007, 12:00 PM	#10
Typhlame Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Probably eating. Gender: Posts: 4,284 Thanks: 709 Thanked 155 Times in 110 Posts	I used to eat paper. XD

07-31-2007, 12:13 PM	#11
Kamektheheadmagikoopa! Junior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Somewhere over the rianbow!!! Gender: Posts: 146 Thanks: 5 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	Distaction ate my homework.

07-31-2007, 12:20 PM	#12
Godot Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Coffee. Gender: Posts: 6,054 Thanks: 169 Thanked 161 Times in 102 Posts	My dad once took my 20 page report and used it to line the bird cage. D:

07-31-2007, 12:26 PM	#13
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,661 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	Mi perro comió mi tarea. My high school Spanish teacher would not, of course, believe us if we said that, but we'd get brownie points for learning a new sentence. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

08-01-2007, 08:13 PM	#14
ChuckleHuck Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: In the walls. Gender: Posts: 1,983 Thanks: 117 Thanked 64 Times in 46 Posts	...This paper tastes funny. And I'm getting unvolentarily high from the sharpie marks. Blech. This sucks.

08-02-2007, 10:32 AM	#15
User Name Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Gotham City Gender: Posts: 7,209 Thanks: 701 Thanked 536 Times in 367 Posts	I ate paste, not paper.

08-06-2007, 02:30 PM	#16
ChuckleHuck Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: In the walls. Gender: Posts: 1,983 Thanks: 117 Thanked 64 Times in 46 Posts	sheet of paper + paste + another sheet of paper = sandwich.

08-06-2007, 02:34 PM	#17
*The Doctor* The Last Timelord. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In the TARDIS Gender: Posts: 13,880 Thanks: 915 Thanked 656 Times in 426 Posts Blog Entries: 1	My dog didn't eat my homework, he doesn't like Maths.

08-07-2007, 01:08 AM	#18
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,102 Thanks: 2,157 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	I used to walk to middle school. I once dropped an important paper in the slush alongside the road. I don't remember punching the teacher in the face or anything, so I'm sure she must have believed me.

08-17-2007, 09:08 AM	#19
ChuckleHuck Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: In the walls. Gender: Posts: 1,983 Thanks: 117 Thanked 64 Times in 46 Posts	Paper with ink and graphite on it does not taste good. ...graphite? spits out paper Wait, I actually di-ah, oh, nyah it's just where I wrote my name.