Unconventional test answers.

**Cravdraa** · 11-08-2007, 01:11 AM

Okay, first off, I realize this should probably go on another board. My rational is that it's kinda related, and it seems to me that a lot of the people that post here might benefit from a good laugh.

I was in a really bad mood when somebody directed me to this, and it made it all better.

http://static.scribd.com/docs/736egz...IAL_VIEW=width

ZeldaGirl · 11-08-2007, 01:12 AM

My mom emailed me this a long time ago. Classic.

***Ace Mercury*** · 11-08-2007, 07:37 AM

The El Nino essay was co-opted into a flash movie, now on Moo Cube:
Poorly written "El Nino" essay

Click to view video.

***The Doctor*** · 11-08-2007, 11:48 AM

I like the story that says about the teacher giving his students a 500 word essay on "What is Bravery?" After marking very good paper, he eventually got to one that only had two words. They were "This is!".

Actually true story now. My old Biology teacher gave us a test once. One of the questions was name these four parts of the flower. So I named the Tom, Dick, Harry, and Michael.

User Name · 11-09-2007, 09:20 AM

I too received this in an e-mail. I love how the teacher actually likes the TMNT one.

No. There is an elephant in the way.

ZeldaGirl · 11-09-2007, 12:08 PM

Use the radioactive ooze!

Auron · 11-09-2007, 01:34 PM

I loved the problem where the student got frustrated, blotched up the paper, and put a little dude hanging from the square root sign. It reminded me of an online comic strip.

***Ace Mercury*** · 11-09-2007, 02:13 PM

Did it remind you of xkcd?

***CaptHayfever*** · 11-09-2007, 06:31 PM

There's a Facebook group called "No. There is an elephant in the way." that has a ton of these.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

ShyGuy727 · 11-10-2007, 01:20 AM

If you like those, you'll love Peter Nguyen's essays: stupidessays - Stupid EssaysÂ*

There's a few more that are not on there- my fav is where it gets about a paragraph or two in and the teacher writes "Not again Peter..."

***Booyakasha*** · 11-14-2007, 09:09 AM

^I have to think those are fake.

***Ace Mercury*** · 11-14-2007, 11:02 AM

Funny stuff. I remember writing an essay for my first serious teacher; 1.5 out of 10. You really learn more from your failure than your successes; looks like this guy was just trying to fast-track his learning.

**Deku Trii** · 11-14-2007, 02:52 PM

Panfan · 11-14-2007, 03:58 PM

=(a-----------------+-----------------------b)^n

ShyGuy727 · 11-15-2007, 11:50 AM

Haha, I just remembered this one: Albino-black-sheep.com - The Best Funny video clips Resources and Information. (remove hyphens)

That he got that kind of grade is funniest part

11-08-2007, 01:11 AM	#1
Cravdraa VGF RPG Mod Join Date: May 2001 Location: It's Round on the sides and high in the middle. Gender: Posts: 8,470 Thanks: 171 Thanked 662 Times in 404 Posts	Unconventional test answers. Okay, first off, I realize this should probably go on another board. My rational is that it's kinda related, and it seems to me that a lot of the people that post here might benefit from a good laugh. I was in a really bad mood when somebody directed me to this, and it made it all better. http://static.scribd.com/docs/736egz...IAL_VIEW=width

11-08-2007, 01:12 AM	#2
ZeldaGirl Awesome member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Why do YOU want to know...? Gender: Posts: 15,896 Thanks: 1,130 Thanked 1,919 Times in 1,046 Posts	My mom emailed me this a long time ago. Classic.

11-08-2007, 11:48 AM	#4
*The Doctor* The Last Timelord. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In the TARDIS Gender: Posts: 13,880 Thanks: 915 Thanked 656 Times in 426 Posts Blog Entries: 1	I like the story that says about the teacher giving his students a 500 word essay on "What is Bravery?" After marking very good paper, he eventually got to one that only had two words. They were "This is!". Actually true story now. My old Biology teacher gave us a test once. One of the questions was name these four parts of the flower. So I named the Tom, Dick, Harry, and Michael.

11-09-2007, 09:20 AM	#5
User Name Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Gotham City Gender: Posts: 7,209 Thanks: 701 Thanked 536 Times in 367 Posts	I too received this in an e-mail. I love how the teacher actually likes the TMNT one. No. There is an elephant in the way.

11-09-2007, 12:08 PM	#6
ZeldaGirl Awesome member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Why do YOU want to know...? Gender: Posts: 15,896 Thanks: 1,130 Thanked 1,919 Times in 1,046 Posts	Use the radioactive ooze!

11-09-2007, 01:34 PM	#7
Auron Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Inside Gender: Posts: 6,743 Thanks: 5 Thanked 325 Times in 198 Posts	I loved the problem where the student got frustrated, blotched up the paper, and put a little dude hanging from the square root sign. It reminded me of an online comic strip.

11-09-2007, 02:13 PM	#8
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,275 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Did it remind you of xkcd?

11-09-2007, 06:31 PM	#9
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,661 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	There's a Facebook group called "No. There is an elephant in the way." that has a ton of these. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

11-10-2007, 01:20 AM	#10
ShyGuy727 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: O-H! I-O! Gender: Posts: 10,135 Thanks: 44 Thanked 77 Times in 54 Posts	If you like those, you'll love Peter Nguyen's essays: stupidessays - Stupid EssaysÂ* There's a few more that are not on there- my fav is where it gets about a paragraph or two in and the teacher writes "Not again Peter..."

11-14-2007, 09:09 AM	#11
*Booyakasha* SuperMod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 9,945 Thanks: 157 Thanked 1,481 Times in 763 Posts	^I have to think those are fake.

11-14-2007, 11:02 AM	#12
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,275 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Funny stuff. I remember writing an essay for my first serious teacher; 1.5 out of 10. You really learn more from your failure than your successes; looks like this guy was just trying to fast-track his learning.

11-14-2007, 02:52 PM	#13
Deku Trii PP&R Mod Current Events Mod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Texas Gender: Posts: 9,031 Thanks: 521 Thanked 1,099 Times in 583 Posts

11-14-2007, 03:58 PM	#14
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,806 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,251 Times in 1,339 Posts Blog Entries: 15	=(a-----------------+-----------------------b)^n

11-15-2007, 11:50 AM	#15
ShyGuy727 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: O-H! I-O! Gender: Posts: 10,135 Thanks: 44 Thanked 77 Times in 54 Posts	Haha, I just remembered this one: Albino-black-sheep.com - The Best Funny video clips Resources and Information. (remove hyphens) That he got that kind of grade is funniest part