Well...

Mallow-teh-Marshmellow · 01-23-2009, 09:25 PM

I'm so frickin' mad right now. I was chilling, talking to my girlfriend, when a guy, I think I've met him before, broke in and asked to talk to me. I know something's up, but I follow him into the bathroom (apparently, he wanted this to be REAL secret. -_-), and told me the news. Here's basically how it played out.

James: Okay, Ben, you know Nick?
Me: ...Yeah?
J: Well, he, Chris, and Jack are planning on jumping you on Tuesday.
M: And, I'm guessing, they sent you to tell me?
J: Well, yea--
M: -backhands- You interrupt my chat with my girlfriend for this?
J: Look, I don't want to-
M: What, you little piece of crap? Give that little gift to them from me, and tell them if they wanna throw down, than their candy asses can come at me.

I know it sounds ridiculous, but this is the truth. I'm planning with some of my friends on Tuesday, so check back for the news...

**LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT** · 01-23-2009, 11:56 PM

Bring friends, they won't mess with you, let me tell you this from personal experience, they will only jump you if you're alone.

Robotazy · 01-24-2009, 08:26 AM

Punks are stupid.

They act tough, but they'll only attack someone if they're in a group.

***Ace Mercury*** · 01-24-2009, 08:32 AM

It's funnier if you imagine the original poster as being eight years old.

Mallow-teh-Marshmellow · 01-24-2009, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Ace Mercury

It's funnier if you imagine the original poster as being eight years old.

-_- I'm 13...

**LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT** · 01-24-2009, 09:43 AM

...I'm sorry, but most 13 year olds definiton of fighting is pushing eachother halfassedly...

Still, get in a group, they won't bother then

Jere · 01-24-2009, 10:09 AM

or when they jump on you just check that you are in hearing distnse and scream as hig as you can, that will bring some attention.

Mallow-teh-Marshmellow · 01-24-2009, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Welsh Bastard

...I'm sorry, but most 13 year olds definiton of fighting is pushing eachother halfassedly...

Still, get in a group, they won't bother then

Yeah, you really need to come to my school. There's a fight everyday, and believe me, I've seen my share of blood in a fight.

***Ace Mercury*** · 01-24-2009, 10:57 AM

Are you American by any chance?

Mallow-teh-Marshmellow · 01-24-2009, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Ace Mercury

Are you American by any chance?

Well, yeah. Why?

chibimod3 · 01-24-2009, 04:50 PM

I would admit having seen one girl bash another girls head into a wall when I was 13. I have to disagree and say that its not just pushing. And my friends like 6 of them got jumped while they were on their way to my house. Next day those same guys tried to sell us weed. And I don't even live in the ghetto.

Advice: Carry either a dented bat or a putter the size of your fist and they won't pick a fight. If they do don't hurt them to bad. Then they can't tell the gang they got there butt whooped. No in all seriousness if it comes down to it just stay near light areas that have lots of cars driving by. And use the buddy system.

**LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT** · 01-25-2009, 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mallow-teh-Marshmellow

Yeah, you really need to come to my school. There's a fight everyday, and believe me, I've seen my share of blood in a fight.

What, a lip bleed at most?

Sorry dude, i just can't take 13 year olds fighting seriously. Hell, even at 16 all I gotta do is tell them to **** off before I beat ten levels of **** out of them and they don't bother me at all.

***Cosmonautical*** · 01-25-2009, 03:22 AM

Yeah, I agree with Masa here.

When adults get in a fight, it's for your life. When kids fight, it's just to humiliate you. I don't pick fights with people just because I don't like them, and I won't fight someone unless it's in self defense.

Swordmaster Link · 01-25-2009, 03:39 AM

^^ & ^: Werd.

I've been in a couple of "middle school fights", nothing big really, compared to later on, when you have developed principles. I'm a pacifist by nature, but if someone were to be stupid enough to lay a finger on someone I care about, it's game over.

Jere · 01-25-2009, 05:38 AM

Now for a public service anouncement from your deepfrosen buddy up north.

If you ever have to fight aim for the joints, it true they can have all that muscly strenght but remember that you cant get your joints stronger, then if you reay want to win do the dirty knuckle dance, kick dust in their eyes hit them when they are down, if you now can put them down.

That s all, happy fighting out there.

Mallow-teh-Marshmellow · 01-27-2009, 06:13 PM

^
That's what I've been doing. Anyway, the fight started after school. My friends and I basically rounded them up, and *accidentally* smashed one *******'s head into the gravel, made the other bite his tongue, and I kicked the other dude in the face.The only guy who really bled just a little was the one who got slammed. The others weren;t hurt as bad.. It surprises me: Most people don't consider a middle school fight that bad... But at my school, there's been busted heads and broken limbs. Most of the people are really aggressive; I try to keep my distance.

**Valigarmander** · 01-27-2009, 07:24 PM

Hmm, I guess I'm lucky in that I can say I've never raised a fist against anyone before.

That doesn't mean I've gotten beated up before, but that was mostly just bullying during elementary school.

**LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT** · 01-27-2009, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mallow-teh-Marshmellow

^
That's what I've been doing. Anyway, the fight started after school. My friends and I basically rounded them up, and *accidentally* smashed one *******'s head into the gravel, made the other bite his tongue, and I kicked the other dude in the face.The only guy who really bled just a little was the one who got slammed. The others weren;t hurt as bad.. It surprises me: Most people don't consider a middle school fight that bad... But at my school, there's been busted heads and broken limbs. Most of the people are really aggressive; I try to keep my distance.

Wait, judging from this, it would seem you started it. When your intention was really to aviod it.

also your school needs stricter policies if there are 'busted heads and broken limbs.' and your peers need to stop having bodys made of Jacobs' creme crackers, I've been in more fights than I can count, some really bad, the only bone I've ever broke in a fight was my nose, and that is nothing.

Metal Man · 01-28-2009, 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Casual Violence

Yeah, I agree with Masa here.

When adults get in a fight, it's for your life. When kids fight, it's just to humiliate you. I don't pick fights with people just because I don't like them, and I won't fight someone unless it's in self defense.

Then that time 7 kids attacked me in 3rd grade and nearly choked me to death didn't exist?

Most kids, yeah. But then there are psychos.

Of course, my school was horrible, but I digress.

As far as fights are concerned, if I must defend myself, I will probably do so in the most unfair and nasty way possible.

Anyway, it sounds like this guy's in a school like mine. Then the principles are simple.

Always be with a group of friendlies, so when the nasty stuff goes down, it's the other people who get hurt.

Robotazy · 01-28-2009, 08:51 AM

*Insert Outsiders Reference here.*

SCHOOL IS SERIOUS BUSINESS DAWG.

BRING THE STRIPE SHANK.

01-23-2009, 09:25 PM	#1
Mallow-teh-Marshmellow Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Inside your house, locked your pantry, with your bukkit, eating souls. :) Gender: Posts: 150 Thanks: 11 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts	Well... I'm so frickin' mad right now. I was chilling, talking to my girlfriend, when a guy, I think I've met him before, broke in and asked to talk to me. I know something's up, but I follow him into the bathroom (apparently, he wanted this to be REAL secret. -_-), and told me the news. Here's basically how it played out. James: Okay, Ben, you know Nick? Me: ...Yeah? J: Well, he, Chris, and Jack are planning on jumping you on Tuesday. M: And, I'm guessing, they sent you to tell me? J: Well, yea-- M: -backhands- You interrupt my chat with my girlfriend for this? J: Look, I don't want to- M: What, you little piece of crap? Give that little gift to them from me, and tell them if they wanna throw down, than their candy asses can come at me. I know it sounds ridiculous, but this is the truth. I'm planning with some of my friends on Tuesday, so check back for the news... Last edited by Mallow-teh-Marshmellow; 01-23-2009 at 09:34 PM.

01-23-2009, 11:56 PM	#2
LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT Videos Mod Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: In my pants Gender: Posts: 4,613 Thanks: 2,502 Thanked 767 Times in 422 Posts	Bring friends, they won't mess with you, let me tell you this from personal experience, they will only jump you if you're alone.

01-24-2009, 08:26 AM	#3
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,483 Thanks: 529 Thanked 1,254 Times in 897 Posts Blog Entries: 46	Punks are stupid. They act tough, but they'll only attack someone if they're in a group.

01-24-2009, 08:32 AM	#4
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,275 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	It's funnier if you imagine the original poster as being eight years old.

01-24-2009, 09:43 AM	#6
LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT Videos Mod Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: In my pants Gender: Posts: 4,613 Thanks: 2,502 Thanked 767 Times in 422 Posts	...I'm sorry, but most 13 year olds definiton of fighting is pushing eachother halfassedly... Still, get in a group, they won't bother then

01-24-2009, 10:09 AM	#7
Jere Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sutme Gender: Posts: 3,648 Thanks: 404 Thanked 331 Times in 256 Posts Blog Entries: 3	or when they jump on you just check that you are in hearing distnse and scream as hig as you can, that will bring some attention.

01-24-2009, 10:57 AM	#9
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,275 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Are you American by any chance?

01-24-2009, 04:50 PM	#11
chibimod3 Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: The bottom of a Dr. Pepper bottle Gender: Posts: 497 Thanks: 52 Thanked 18 Times in 16 Posts	I would admit having seen one girl bash another girls head into a wall when I was 13. I have to disagree and say that its not just pushing. And my friends like 6 of them got jumped while they were on their way to my house. Next day those same guys tried to sell us weed. And I don't even live in the ghetto. Advice: Carry either a dented bat or a putter the size of your fist and they won't pick a fight. If they do don't hurt them to bad. Then they can't tell the gang they got there butt whooped. No in all seriousness if it comes down to it just stay near light areas that have lots of cars driving by. And use the buddy system.

01-25-2009, 03:22 AM	#13
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,102 Thanks: 2,157 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	Yeah, I agree with Masa here. When adults get in a fight, it's for your life. When kids fight, it's just to humiliate you. I don't pick fights with people just because I don't like them, and I won't fight someone unless it's in self defense.

01-25-2009, 03:39 AM	#14
Swordmaster Link Super Bodyguard & King of the Arcade Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Wherever you want me to be Gender: Posts: 32,132 Thanks: 253 Thanked 951 Times in 640 Posts Blog Entries: 2	^^ & ^: Werd. I've been in a couple of "middle school fights", nothing big really, compared to later on, when you have developed principles. I'm a pacifist by nature, but if someone were to be stupid enough to lay a finger on someone I care about, it's game over.

01-25-2009, 05:38 AM	#15
Jere Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sutme Gender: Posts: 3,648 Thanks: 404 Thanked 331 Times in 256 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Now for a public service anouncement from your deepfrosen buddy up north. If you ever have to fight aim for the joints, it true they can have all that muscly strenght but remember that you cant get your joints stronger, then if you reay want to win do the dirty knuckle dance, kick dust in their eyes hit them when they are down, if you now can put them down. That s all, happy fighting out there.

01-27-2009, 06:13 PM	#16
Mallow-teh-Marshmellow Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Inside your house, locked your pantry, with your bukkit, eating souls. :) Gender: Posts: 150 Thanks: 11 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts	^ That's what I've been doing. Anyway, the fight started after school. My friends and I basically rounded them up, and accidentally smashed one *******'s head into the gravel, made the other bite his tongue, and I kicked the other dude in the face.The only guy who really bled just a little was the one who got slammed. The others weren;t hurt as bad.. It surprises me: Most people don't consider a middle school fight that bad... But at my school, there's been busted heads and broken limbs. Most of the people are really aggressive; I try to keep my distance.

01-27-2009, 07:24 PM	#17
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	Hmm, I guess I'm lucky in that I can say I've never raised a fist against anyone before. That doesn't mean I've gotten beated up before, but that was mostly just bullying during elementary school.

01-28-2009, 08:51 AM	#20
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,483 Thanks: 529 Thanked 1,254 Times in 897 Posts Blog Entries: 46	Insert Outsiders Reference here. SCHOOL IS SERIOUS BUSINESS DAWG. BRING THE STRIPE SHANK.