Detentions? - Page 2

Eagle Eye · 02-17-2009, 01:16 AM

Everyone in my school preferred ISS to Detention and OSS, you could sit in an isolated classroom and just do work, and depending on who's there, you could go to sleep.

Pyropunk · 02-17-2009, 09:10 AM

Catholic Schools: I got slapped on the wrists by the nuns a LOT than I got kicked out in second grade for me and my gf's pinning the boys down and kissing them *laughs*

Christian Schools: I have had the opportunity to write the Bible out twice. This was what was done in not only detention, but for forging your parents signatures and not memorizing the stupid Gettysburg Address and stating you'd take a zero on it.

Public Schools: 3 detentions (you could take them either before school or at lunch) than 2 ISS, after the, OSS, than after 1 OSS, Expulsion XD I only had one detention in H.S. and that was in Florida... it was really stupid and I decided it wasn't worth it. SO I left.
Went straight to class and no one noticed O_o GO PUBLIC SCHOOL SYSTEM!

***CaptHayfever*** · 02-17-2009, 10:00 AM

See, the only nun I ever had was the principal of my grade school, & she didn't even wear a habit. She was a jerk, but a progressive jerk.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Sabrilocke · 02-17-2009, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Pyropunk

Christian Schools: I have had the opportunity to write the Bible out twice. This was what was done in not only detention, but for forging your parents signatures and not memorizing the stupid Gettysburg Address and stating you'd take a zero on it.

Wait. You wrote the entire Bible out? Twice? I feel bad for enjoying being disciplined now...

Pyropunk · 02-17-2009, 03:37 PM

I did... twice! I even still have it all written out somewhere... XD oi... talk about craptastic...

I was evil though, I added things in the verses, usually this got me in more trouble and I had to start over -.-

**LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT** · 02-17-2009, 03:59 PM

Ironically; I got a detention for writing on the whiteboards in school in religious studies "THE BIBLE;

SPOLIER: JESUS DIES"

Metal Man · 02-17-2009, 05:04 PM

Yeah, I only got in trouble for defending myself.

The few times I was just acting psycho and chasing people with my fists/sparring in the playground I never got in trouble.

It boggles the mind, and explains why fighting was so prevalent at my elementary school...

Dizzy · 02-17-2009, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Sabrilocke

Wow. Sounds like my schools. Florida?

Close. Here's a hint: It's between Illinois and Ohio.

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Originally Posted by Pyropunk

Catholic Schools: I got slapped on the wrists by the nuns a LOT than I got kicked out in second grade for me and my gf's pinning the boys down and kissing them *laughs*

I've heard a lot of horror stories about discipline in Catholic schools. I think some still use indecent paddling for kids who act unruly.

Panfan · 02-17-2009, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolfie

Ironically; I got a detention for writing on the whiteboards in school in religious studies "THE BIBLE;

SPOLIER: JESUS DIES"

Well as a Christian I'd like to say that we all knew that from like, Genesis that he'd do that. The real shocker is the resurrection.

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 02-17-2009, 07:54 PM

...wrote out the entire Holy Bible? Twice?

You're an automatic Bible Scholar.

**LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT** · 02-18-2009, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by SANDLES FUN THE SNAIL MAN

Well as a Christian I'd like to say that we all knew that from like, Genesis that he'd do that. The real shocker is the resurrection.

oh

Pyropunk · 02-18-2009, 04:19 AM

LMAO I wish someone did that.....

The only thing that ever got written on the white board was: Pen 15

The guys thought it was hysterical -.- and the three that did it never got busted cuz one's mom was the principal and the other two had parents that taught at the school -.-

And no, not a Bible Scholar, I can't remember 1/4 of it for the LIFE of me. Although oddly enough, at random times, if need be, I can spit out the verses that I remember to help someone out O_o it's really creepy.

Rainbow Dash · 02-18-2009, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolfie

Ironically; I got a detention for writing on the whiteboards in school in religious studies "THE BIBLE;

SPOLIER: JESUS DIES"

They must have been real sticklers for spelling.

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 02-18-2009, 10:20 PM

My favorite:

"MY NAME IS LEGION; FOR WE ARE MANY."

I like to speak in a demon voice when I mention it. Yep.

Panfan · 02-19-2009, 09:27 PM

^ You can't top the Ghost Rider rendition. Best part of the entire movie.

**LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT** · 02-24-2009, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Chunky Kong12345

They must have been real sticklers for spelling.

*facepalm*

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 02-24-2009, 11:15 PM

Mm, finally an excuse to watch Ghost Rider. I can now overlook the dipsh*t sounding Nicholas Cage.

02-17-2009, 01:16 AM	#21
Eagle Eye Diddy bops Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Birmingham, AL Gender: Posts: 15,014 Thanks: 1,616 Thanked 1,084 Times in 597 Posts	Everyone in my school preferred ISS to Detention and OSS, you could sit in an isolated classroom and just do work, and depending on who's there, you could go to sleep.

02-17-2009, 09:10 AM	#22
Pyropunk Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Orlando, FL Gender: Posts: 367 Thanks: 139 Thanked 26 Times in 25 Posts	Catholic Schools: I got slapped on the wrists by the nuns a LOT than I got kicked out in second grade for me and my gf's pinning the boys down and kissing them laughs Christian Schools: I have had the opportunity to write the Bible out twice. This was what was done in not only detention, but for forging your parents signatures and not memorizing the stupid Gettysburg Address and stating you'd take a zero on it. Public Schools: 3 detentions (you could take them either before school or at lunch) than 2 ISS, after the, OSS, than after 1 OSS, Expulsion XD I only had one detention in H.S. and that was in Florida... it was really stupid and I decided it wasn't worth it. SO I left. Went straight to class and no one noticed O_o GO PUBLIC SCHOOL SYSTEM!

02-17-2009, 10:00 AM	#23
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,661 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	See, the only nun I ever had was the principal of my grade school, & she didn't even wear a habit. She was a jerk, but a progressive jerk. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

02-17-2009, 03:37 PM	#25
Pyropunk Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Orlando, FL Gender: Posts: 367 Thanks: 139 Thanked 26 Times in 25 Posts	I did... twice! I even still have it all written out somewhere... XD oi... talk about craptastic... I was evil though, I added things in the verses, usually this got me in more trouble and I had to start over -.-

02-17-2009, 03:59 PM	#26
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Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	Yeah, I only got in trouble for defending myself. The few times I was just acting psycho and chasing people with my fists/sparring in the playground I never got in trouble. It boggles the mind, and explains why fighting was so prevalent at my elementary school...

02-17-2009, 07:54 PM	#30
I REALLY HATE POKEMON! Goku lives on the Sun Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: California, U.S.A Gender: Posts: 12,717 Thanks: 1,334 Thanked 275 Times in 234 Posts Blog Entries: 1	...wrote out the entire Holy Bible? Twice? You're an automatic Bible Scholar.

02-18-2009, 04:19 AM	#32
Pyropunk Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Orlando, FL Gender: Posts: 367 Thanks: 139 Thanked 26 Times in 25 Posts	LMAO I wish someone did that..... The only thing that ever got written on the white board was: Pen 15 The guys thought it was hysterical -.- and the three that did it never got busted cuz one's mom was the principal and the other two had parents that taught at the school -.- And no, not a Bible Scholar, I can't remember 1/4 of it for the LIFE of me. Although oddly enough, at random times, if need be, I can spit out the verses that I remember to help someone out O_o it's really creepy.

02-18-2009, 10:20 PM	#34
I REALLY HATE POKEMON! Goku lives on the Sun Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: California, U.S.A Gender: Posts: 12,717 Thanks: 1,334 Thanked 275 Times in 234 Posts Blog Entries: 1	My favorite: "MY NAME IS LEGION; FOR WE ARE MANY." I like to speak in a demon voice when I mention it. Yep.

02-19-2009, 09:27 PM	#35
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,806 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,251 Times in 1,339 Posts Blog Entries: 15	^ You can't top the Ghost Rider rendition. Best part of the entire movie.

02-24-2009, 11:15 PM	#37
I REALLY HATE POKEMON! Goku lives on the Sun Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: California, U.S.A Gender: Posts: 12,717 Thanks: 1,334 Thanked 275 Times in 234 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Mm, finally an excuse to watch Ghost Rider. I can now overlook the dipsh*t sounding Nicholas Cage.