Memorable School Times - Page 2

Metal Man · 07-26-2009, 01:28 AM

Lesseee...

* Telling everyone there was no electricity or telephones in China in 1st grade
* Going psycho and punching bullies
* Suicide-the game played where we all ran around the backboard, dodging tennis balls. One person broke their nose from an incoming tennis ball.
* Dangerous all-metal play equipment
* My crazy 2nd grade teacher, Caralee, who was completely whacked in the head
* Apple IIe computers and Oregon Trail 2
* The janitor being a crook and stealing all the new computers
* The old principal, Normal Coombs, passing away from breast cancer, the school being renamed after her
* Her fascist replacement who resembled the principal from Matilda and was named Susan Williams
* The jerk named Trevor Harrington I kicked in the groin after he tried to choke me to death
* Finding staples in my spaghetti
* Chasing the kid who threw milk at me for 30 minutes, scaring him away from me forever
* The time an idiot hurled rocks at a bee hive and caused the entire school to be evacuated
* Showing off my copy of Crash Bandicoot to everyone in the school
* The time we all brought our beanie babies to school
* The missingno. insanity we had (several people destroyed their games w/Missingno.)
* The crazed kids who came in from a recently closed religious school
* Hitting my head on poles over 7 times
* Painting a mural on a wall near the old classrooms
* Fighting off bullies with my sweater's zipper alone
* Being moved up a grade 'Because the people a grade above him are more likely to understand him'
* Releasing plastic bags into a windstorm and watching them fly towards the mountains
* Buying random things with 'points' we collected from my Third grade teacher, like little hotwheels
* The ironically named Substitute Mr. Stern screaming and later losing his mind at school
* My friend hiding in the dumpster from bullies even though he was much taller than any of them
* Hurling rubber balls across the fence and laughing as they were destroyed by cars
* Bad students were forced to copy pages out of the dictionary every Friday, while students like me got to go to the park, increasing the hatred of good students from bad ones
* That time in hide and seek where the entire school hid from me in one small inter-building dead-end-alley and I found them all at once
* Envying the higher grade students for having A/C and old armchairs to sit in instead of hard desks
* Yelling at the other students and defending the only good teacher I had when they called him a racist for merely disciplining them like he did everyone else
* The time a crazy short kid leapt on a desk when a teacher left the room
* The partner I had for the school buddy program, Amanda C, whom I nicknamed 'Amanda C: The C is for CRAZY' (She was pretty nuts, too)
* Eating shave ice on the last day of school (5th grade at this public school I mention, of course)
* Smashing hotwheels using the cases of musical instruments
* Building small structures in the bushes and hiding in them when it began to rain
* Halloween was banned due to the idiotic objections of the religious fundies who came in, as was Christmas, prior to that we had costume parties and christmas parties
* Looking at the social studies books, which warned us of how the USSR was going to get us all (It was long after that state had disbanded at the time)
* Reading the book which told me man had yet to land on the moon
* Getting xeroxes of textbooks instead of text books
* And so on forever

**Marchie** · 07-26-2009, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panfan

but Steve totally deserves it

Haha, you don't like Steve either?

Panfan · 07-26-2009, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Marchie

Haha, you don't like Steve either?

Band is a terrible, terrible thing.

Glux · 07-27-2009, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Panfan

Band is a terrible, terrible thing.

See!? Even non-HVL students hate him!!

He sure does like to play the tromboner.

**Marchie** · 07-27-2009, 07:33 PM

^what is it with you and boners lately? Just come out already.

Glux · 07-27-2009, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Marchie

^what is it with you and boners lately? Just come out already.

Lately? That Steve joke was around 2 years ago!

***CaptHayfever*** · 07-27-2009, 10:51 PM

I think I speak for all of us when I say your string of inside-jokes is utterly fascinating & a worthy use of this forum, & I am a 50-foot-tall metal zebra named Leonard.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Sim Kid · 07-27-2009, 10:54 PM

Becuase the senior pranks at my school sucked balls, I decided to have my own. I had known the librarian rather well and knew she would appreciate it, plus given that our Dan Brown section had maybe 70 books (Most of them being "The Da Vinci Code" due to its popularity) they wouldn't be too hard to put back.

I put the copies of "The Da Vinci Code" and "Angels and Demons" in the "nonfiction" section and in the reference section. Conveninently right NEXT to the bibles and the books on religious history, and nearby Da Vinci's biography. I knew she'd get them, because it was at least way better than the stuff people did in the library.

Dare I mention what happened in just the year of working at the library, when I probably just realized my karma of attracting stupid customers was beginning? (Although some of the stuff like Beavis and Butthead went on in other periods, and most of the Makeup girl's Saga happened while I wasn't there)

***Cosmonautical*** · 07-28-2009, 10:15 AM

Cricket prank, where a few people bought thousands of meal crickets and released them in the school.

Climbing on top of the firedoor frame, hanging out there during art class while we were supposed to be drawing pictures of the stairs.

Bomb threat days, where we got out of class for a few hours because of the calls.

Carrying a screwdriver with me, and slowly dissembling the entirety of the school.

Most of my especially good memories come from Elementary, though, before I grew up to resent the entirety of this establishment that had been erected seemingly to discourage my every interest.

***CaptHayfever*** · 07-28-2009, 11:44 AM

^^Your school library had a Dan Brown section!? How big was this place?
BOOKSTORES don't have entire sections devoted to one author; the freaking StL Central Library, which takes up a WHOLE CITY BLOCK, doesn't even have an entire section devoted to one author!

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Sim Kid · 07-29-2009, 09:31 PM

It was my joke because they had about 50,000 copies of it all. :P and it was a shelf in the "B" section that was more or less nothing but copies of Angels and Demons and The Da Vinci Code. My high school was "The new building" so we got a lotta cool things even though 80% of it was for display purposes only. (We weren't allowed to use the west and east computer labs...despite the fact that they were right there in the hallways)

Also head out here...there's a bookstore that practically has a whole shelf dedicated to the likes of Nora Robert and Terry Pratchett.

Dr. Furball · 08-06-2009, 11:56 AM

Well, the talent shows were pretty nice. In 2006, I did a stand-up comedy routine that ended with my best friend whacking me over the head with a wooden board.
I did it solo the next year, although it was much worse (forgot some jokes, spoke too fast, ect.). The highlight that year was definitely these guys. It was less funny once you see that they ripped it off of someone else, but at the time, I was in tears from laughing.

Link 456 · 08-06-2009, 03:47 PM

My friend Keenan once brought salt in one of those super small plastic baggies for a science project, and put it in the front of his backpack. To get to science class, we had to pass by the main office. So we're both walking, and I guess Keenan's front pocket wasn't zipped up all the way, or at least enough for the bad of salt to drop. The lady at the main office noticed it on the floor as we just walked away. She practically hauled ass over to us and drug us back to the main office. We had no clue what was going on, we were just like "wtf?". We were told to wait in the counselor's office. Before we know it, we have the school patrol officer, the principal, the counselor, and everyone in there. We're both freaking out. We don't know what we did. The school officer reaches in his pocket and shows us the dropped bag of salt. Then it hit us both. "Do you want to explain to me why you have cocaine in your backpack?" the school officer said. We tried to convince him it was a bag of salt, but they wouldn't buy it. Until we had the opportunity to take some and eat it. They aaaaaall freaked out. That's when our science teacher, Mr. G, came in, and also proved to them that it was just salt.

Heh. It was hilarious.

Mr. Ginger BALLZ · 08-06-2009, 10:03 PM

Okay it was the end of the year and me and my friends have been talkin bout doing somthing really stupid. So we went down the 8th graders hall saying 2010 run dis (the year we graduate) and then they started to try to *** out but then the teacher was locking the door and i hope they didnt get raped. and then so we went to the 6th grade hall way and started to bang on all the doors and there lockers and just coausing trouble and it was fun and my princple didnt care cuz it was the end of the year so now this year me and my friends are doing somthin really dumb but dont kno yet lol

good times good times

***CaptHayfever*** · 08-06-2009, 11:29 PM

^^Did you get an apology?

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Link 456 · 08-07-2009, 01:43 AM

Yeah, they said that they were deeply sorry for the mistake, and let us go. They didn't give us anything =/

W-Team Leader · 08-08-2009, 07:49 PM

When I got a flash drive with loads of porn-O and Retarded animal babies on it and loaded all of it on the school computors.

07-26-2009, 01:28 AM	#21
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	Lesseee... * Telling everyone there was no electricity or telephones in China in 1st grade * Going psycho and punching bullies * Suicide-the game played where we all ran around the backboard, dodging tennis balls. One person broke their nose from an incoming tennis ball. * Dangerous all-metal play equipment * My crazy 2nd grade teacher, Caralee, who was completely whacked in the head * Apple IIe computers and Oregon Trail 2 * The janitor being a crook and stealing all the new computers * The old principal, Normal Coombs, passing away from breast cancer, the school being renamed after her * Her fascist replacement who resembled the principal from Matilda and was named Susan Williams * The jerk named Trevor Harrington I kicked in the groin after he tried to choke me to death * Finding staples in my spaghetti * Chasing the kid who threw milk at me for 30 minutes, scaring him away from me forever * The time an idiot hurled rocks at a bee hive and caused the entire school to be evacuated * Showing off my copy of Crash Bandicoot to everyone in the school * The time we all brought our beanie babies to school * The missingno. insanity we had (several people destroyed their games w/Missingno.) * The crazed kids who came in from a recently closed religious school * Hitting my head on poles over 7 times * Painting a mural on a wall near the old classrooms * Fighting off bullies with my sweater's zipper alone * Being moved up a grade 'Because the people a grade above him are more likely to understand him' * Releasing plastic bags into a windstorm and watching them fly towards the mountains * Buying random things with 'points' we collected from my Third grade teacher, like little hotwheels * The ironically named Substitute Mr. Stern screaming and later losing his mind at school * My friend hiding in the dumpster from bullies even though he was much taller than any of them * Hurling rubber balls across the fence and laughing as they were destroyed by cars * Bad students were forced to copy pages out of the dictionary every Friday, while students like me got to go to the park, increasing the hatred of good students from bad ones * That time in hide and seek where the entire school hid from me in one small inter-building dead-end-alley and I found them all at once * Envying the higher grade students for having A/C and old armchairs to sit in instead of hard desks * Yelling at the other students and defending the only good teacher I had when they called him a racist for merely disciplining them like he did everyone else * The time a crazy short kid leapt on a desk when a teacher left the room * The partner I had for the school buddy program, Amanda C, whom I nicknamed 'Amanda C: The C is for CRAZY' (She was pretty nuts, too) * Eating shave ice on the last day of school (5th grade at this public school I mention, of course) * Smashing hotwheels using the cases of musical instruments * Building small structures in the bushes and hiding in them when it began to rain * Halloween was banned due to the idiotic objections of the religious fundies who came in, as was Christmas, prior to that we had costume parties and christmas parties * Looking at the social studies books, which warned us of how the USSR was going to get us all (It was long after that state had disbanded at the time) * Reading the book which told me man had yet to land on the moon * Getting xeroxes of textbooks instead of text books * And so on forever

07-27-2009, 07:33 PM	#25
Marchie Pokeman Master since 1999 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Wiscaaaaaaaaaaansin/Michigan Gender: Posts: 16,647 Thanks: 1,442 Thanked 680 Times in 477 Posts	^what is it with you and boners lately? Just come out already.

07-27-2009, 10:51 PM	#27
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,661 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	I think I speak for all of us when I say your string of inside-jokes is utterly fascinating & a worthy use of this forum, & I am a 50-foot-tall metal zebra named Leonard. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

07-27-2009, 10:54 PM	#28
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 8,884 Thanks: 80 Thanked 198 Times in 122 Posts	Becuase the senior pranks at my school sucked balls, I decided to have my own. I had known the librarian rather well and knew she would appreciate it, plus given that our Dan Brown section had maybe 70 books (Most of them being "The Da Vinci Code" due to its popularity) they wouldn't be too hard to put back. I put the copies of "The Da Vinci Code" and "Angels and Demons" in the "nonfiction" section and in the reference section. Conveninently right NEXT to the bibles and the books on religious history, and nearby Da Vinci's biography. I knew she'd get them, because it was at least way better than the stuff people did in the library. Dare I mention what happened in just the year of working at the library, when I probably just realized my karma of attracting stupid customers was beginning? (Although some of the stuff like Beavis and Butthead went on in other periods, and most of the Makeup girl's Saga happened while I wasn't there)

07-28-2009, 10:15 AM	#29
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,102 Thanks: 2,157 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	Cricket prank, where a few people bought thousands of meal crickets and released them in the school. Climbing on top of the firedoor frame, hanging out there during art class while we were supposed to be drawing pictures of the stairs. Bomb threat days, where we got out of class for a few hours because of the calls. Carrying a screwdriver with me, and slowly dissembling the entirety of the school. Most of my especially good memories come from Elementary, though, before I grew up to resent the entirety of this establishment that had been erected seemingly to discourage my every interest.

07-28-2009, 11:44 AM	#30
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,661 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	^^Your school library had a Dan Brown section!? How big was this place? BOOKSTORES don't have entire sections devoted to one author; the freaking StL Central Library, which takes up a WHOLE CITY BLOCK, doesn't even have an entire section devoted to one author! And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

07-29-2009, 09:31 PM	#31
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 8,884 Thanks: 80 Thanked 198 Times in 122 Posts	It was my joke because they had about 50,000 copies of it all. :P and it was a shelf in the "B" section that was more or less nothing but copies of Angels and Demons and The Da Vinci Code. My high school was "The new building" so we got a lotta cool things even though 80% of it was for display purposes only. (We weren't allowed to use the west and east computer labs...despite the fact that they were right there in the hallways) Also head out here...there's a bookstore that practically has a whole shelf dedicated to the likes of Nora Robert and Terry Pratchett.

08-06-2009, 11:56 AM	#32
Dr. Furball Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mad Science Academy, 12th Floor Gender: Posts: 1,125 Thanks: 185 Thanked 97 Times in 60 Posts	Well, the talent shows were pretty nice. In 2006, I did a stand-up comedy routine that ended with my best friend whacking me over the head with a wooden board. I did it solo the next year, although it was much worse (forgot some jokes, spoke too fast, ect.). The highlight that year was definitely these guys. It was less funny once you see that they ripped it off of someone else, but at the time, I was in tears from laughing.

08-06-2009, 03:47 PM	#33
Link 456 Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The Land of Love Gender: Posts: 2,306 Thanks: 86 Thanked 74 Times in 58 Posts Blog Entries: 1	My friend Keenan once brought salt in one of those super small plastic baggies for a science project, and put it in the front of his backpack. To get to science class, we had to pass by the main office. So we're both walking, and I guess Keenan's front pocket wasn't zipped up all the way, or at least enough for the bad of salt to drop. The lady at the main office noticed it on the floor as we just walked away. She practically hauled ass over to us and drug us back to the main office. We had no clue what was going on, we were just like "wtf?". We were told to wait in the counselor's office. Before we know it, we have the school patrol officer, the principal, the counselor, and everyone in there. We're both freaking out. We don't know what we did. The school officer reaches in his pocket and shows us the dropped bag of salt. Then it hit us both. "Do you want to explain to me why you have cocaine in your backpack?" the school officer said. We tried to convince him it was a bag of salt, but they wouldn't buy it. Until we had the opportunity to take some and eat it. They aaaaaall freaked out. That's when our science teacher, Mr. G, came in, and also proved to them that it was just salt. Heh. It was hilarious.

08-06-2009, 10:03 PM	#34
Mr. Ginger BALLZ Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: up ur ass Gender: Posts: 165 Thanks: 3 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	Okay it was the end of the year and me and my friends have been talkin bout doing somthing really stupid. So we went down the 8th graders hall saying 2010 run dis (the year we graduate) and then they started to try to *** out but then the teacher was locking the door and i hope they didnt get raped. and then so we went to the 6th grade hall way and started to bang on all the doors and there lockers and just coausing trouble and it was fun and my princple didnt care cuz it was the end of the year so now this year me and my friends are doing somthin really dumb but dont kno yet lol good times good times

08-06-2009, 11:29 PM	#35
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,661 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	^^Did you get an apology? And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

08-07-2009, 01:43 AM	#36
Link 456 Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The Land of Love Gender: Posts: 2,306 Thanks: 86 Thanked 74 Times in 58 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Yeah, they said that they were deeply sorry for the mistake, and let us go. They didn't give us anything =/

08-08-2009, 07:49 PM	#37
W-Team Leader Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: A house Gender: Posts: 498 Thanks: 13 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	When I got a flash drive with loads of porn-O and Retarded animal babies on it and loaded all of it on the school computors.