Memorable School Times

The Spark · 07-01-2009, 12:18 AM

What are the most memorable school moments you remember? They can be bad, good, whatever. Just...what comes to mind?

Bomby · 07-01-2009, 02:39 AM

I remember every moment, as they are twisted to the most pleasing scenario by the cerebellum, memories of a former reality become sweetened. A hallway with only ten rooms on it seems like a mile. At the very end of the hall, on the even numbered side, is a large brown door. I knock three times, by turns anxious and effervescent as I hear the shuffling of a curious presence making its way across the room. After the opening of the door appears the face I've agonized to remember, as I fear that it has been fading. A lovely and mature young woman, with a somewhat deep, yet still feminine voice, speaking of the most inconsequential matters. Between each syllable is an awkward pause, the excitement of the idea of getting to know a person. How I had longed to stay in that doorway for an eternity! It would only be a matter of time before that moment would be swallowed by the reality of the ultimate dread: that there are, in fact, more than just the two of us inhabiting this space. No longer is she there, no longer is contact so convenient. The most precious of all personal possessions had begun to fade, alas, what was lost is now kept forever in the realms of memory.

The Spark · 07-01-2009, 02:46 AM

Well that saddened me...

Bomby · 07-01-2009, 02:53 AM

Haha, I wrote that emphasizing the texture of words (rather than the meaning) and somewhat-pretentious jarring grammar in order to hopefully create an evocative passage of a lost love from the dormitory days. The last statement, however, "what was lost is now kept forever in the realms of memory," is meant to be celebratory, even if the victory is somewhat bittersweet.

The Spark · 07-01-2009, 02:57 AM

You did the same thing when writing of how you did that previously, huh?
Eh, I figured either way.

John Galt · 07-01-2009, 05:50 PM

I remember the times I played practical jokes on people.

Once I scared the hell out of one my buddies from Calculus class. We were both math tutors and were heading off to work our shifts. He said he had to use the can and walked off to the bathrooms. I was like, "Okay, see ya at work." I quietly went into the bathroom after him and hid behind the the end stall. As he walked out of his stall, I jumped out at him. I was screaming his name and waving my arms. He jumped back and screamed "HOLY FUUUUU...." We both had a good laugh over that one.

The Spark · 07-01-2009, 05:51 PM

Ya...Ya.

Maximum Spider · 07-02-2009, 07:41 AM

Well, for me there was all of elementary school, a bit of middle school, early high school years, when some guy got arrested in front of the school, when a fight broke out in my science class, when some kid smashed the window with his hand, the thirty minute fire drill, when some kid went through the window...

Yeah, lots of stuff. Maybe more, but I forget them.

Swordmaster Link · 07-02-2009, 10:43 AM

Oh geez, I have so many ridiculous moments from school...it's actually pretty funny to look back at all of the "tragic" sitations from my childhood; such as the time I ripped my pants at recess and the time I got rejected by a girl at a school trip in front of the whole middle school among other things. Not that there weren't good moments too, but I've found that in retrospect there's more humor in the things that I perceived as cataclysmic when I was 10.

Random User · 07-02-2009, 10:47 AM

There was this one time in middle school, two different cliques gave themselves both a name. Zank and Power Rangers. Then, our assistant pricnipal thought that they were two gangs, so like 70 people got sent to AIA and had to call their parens and tell them that they were in a "gang".

Once, a kid got sent to AIA for not having a pencil in class.

Oh yeah! Once we went on this feild trip to the holocaust museum, but one of my friends hopped into one of the exhibits and triggered the alarm, and someone else set a pencil on fire. Our whole school got kicked out of the museum for good. Luckily I got sick before we went and got sent home before.

Glux · 07-02-2009, 11:21 AM

*ahem*
(Mr. G is Steve. Him and Mr. Ott are teachers, and Mr. Schultz is the principal.)

The Firecracker in science class.
Getting Mr. Ott to threaten about 15 students at once with detention for kicking Braden's stuff.
Permanently borrow forever day.
Frisco's Science slideshow.
Frisco's Jupiter/Star Trek Enterprise joke.
Frisco dressing as Walt Disney.
Filling Andy's locker to the top 3 years in a row.
Asking Mr. G why there was a **** in the tree.
Braden's "special" geography class.
Hymie introducing himself as Jorge.
The Goldfish.
The penis shirts.
The Shark laugh.
Fitting 6 people in Hymie's tiny KIA.
Flipping coins in Mr. G's class and yelling, "I GOT HEAD!"
Getting yelled at for yelling, "I GOT HEAD!"
Doing it anyway.
The Aaron Howell Show.
Super gluing coins to the floor.
Drawing penises on anything and everything.
Mr. Schultz telling Joey he was "tired of penis here, penis there penis everywhere!"
"Da naaa na-na! STEVE! Da na-na na na!"
Getting caught saying "Mickey Dicks"
Saying orgasmic instead of organic.
Saying in****tion instead of infection.
Saying **** instead on can't.
Saying finger instead of figure.
Saying twat instead if what.
Singing Family Reunion, and The Blowjob Song.
Cussing out Steve under our breathes.
Getting yelled at for joking about bringing Vodka on class trip.
Class Trip.
Baloon boobs.
Chocolate on crotches.
Blowing up ballons with noses.
Toasting everything possible at prom.
DumbSh*ts. 1, 2, & 3.
Getting banned from Andy's house because of DumbSh*ts 1, 2, & 3.
Faulty Minds.
Bonfires.
Fighting in Algebra 2.
Getting caught yelling "Shut the f*ck up!"
Using "ruck" as an excuse to get out of trouble.
Succeeding.
Moving desks forward, backward, sideways in Algebra 2.
Deliberately disobeying Mr. G. in Chemistry.
Tippers.
Yarning cars.
Silly string.

Panfan · 07-02-2009, 12:16 PM

Graduating. I try to forget most of the rest.

**Marchie** · 07-02-2009, 06:48 PM

^^Thank goodness you guys are gone now...

Luigiman7 · 07-02-2009, 07:10 PM

The time when me and a whole group of people got in trouble for being a nuance in the local neighborhood. :3

Random User · 07-03-2009, 06:39 PM

^too much coffe?

Panfan · 07-03-2009, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marchie

^^Thank goodness you guys are gone now...

but Steve totally deserves it

**X-3** · 07-03-2009, 10:17 PM

I guess lunch time in 7th and 8th grades were memorable. Funny things would usually happen, or we'd just talk about video games and such.

Maximum Spider · 07-04-2009, 08:39 AM

Speaking of school lunches, I remember once in middle school a food fight broke out.

Glux · 07-05-2009, 04:42 PM

^^^
Yes...he did.

chibimod3 · 07-10-2009, 11:13 PM

All of my theater productions
Midgets
Girl who complained about how unproportionate anime chicks breasts are to their bodies when I pointed out she's 4'10" with D cups and weighs about 70 lbs.
Romeo and Juliet with Heavy Metal in English Class
The Parties
Making my Geometry teacher cry
3 of the most awesome teachers ever
Dissections
Nude Free Runs after cast parties
Kissing a girl accidently and making her faint
Truth or dare
My first love
Pig riding(not cops)
Running from cops cause we were out after curfew
Dr.Pepper in the broken locker
The Band which never got off the ground
The nicknames

But the top 3
3: Making awesome friends
2: Doing crazy semi-life threatening stunts/ home movies/ A.K.A. School Projects
1: Just chilling out with friends and pulling an all nighter with everything from video games to dungeons and dragons to just sitting there talking on the roof.

07-01-2009, 12:18 AM	#1
The Spark Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: At the bottom of the shipping address list Gender: Posts: 1,743 Thanks: 156 Thanked 74 Times in 54 Posts	Memorable School Times What are the most memorable school moments you remember? They can be bad, good, whatever. Just...what comes to mind?

07-02-2009, 07:10 PM	#14
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	The time when me and a whole group of people got in trouble for being a nuance in the local neighborhood. :3 __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

07-01-2009, 02:39 AM	#2
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	I remember every moment, as they are twisted to the most pleasing scenario by the cerebellum, memories of a former reality become sweetened. A hallway with only ten rooms on it seems like a mile. At the very end of the hall, on the even numbered side, is a large brown door. I knock three times, by turns anxious and effervescent as I hear the shuffling of a curious presence making its way across the room. After the opening of the door appears the face I've agonized to remember, as I fear that it has been fading. A lovely and mature young woman, with a somewhat deep, yet still feminine voice, speaking of the most inconsequential matters. Between each syllable is an awkward pause, the excitement of the idea of getting to know a person. How I had longed to stay in that doorway for an eternity! It would only be a matter of time before that moment would be swallowed by the reality of the ultimate dread: that there are, in fact, more than just the two of us inhabiting this space. No longer is she there, no longer is contact so convenient. The most precious of all personal possessions had begun to fade, alas, what was lost is now kept forever in the realms of memory.

07-01-2009, 02:46 AM	#3
The Spark Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: At the bottom of the shipping address list Gender: Posts: 1,743 Thanks: 156 Thanked 74 Times in 54 Posts	Well that saddened me...

07-01-2009, 02:53 AM	#4
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Haha, I wrote that emphasizing the texture of words (rather than the meaning) and somewhat-pretentious jarring grammar in order to hopefully create an evocative passage of a lost love from the dormitory days. The last statement, however, "what was lost is now kept forever in the realms of memory," is meant to be celebratory, even if the victory is somewhat bittersweet.

07-01-2009, 02:57 AM	#5
The Spark Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: At the bottom of the shipping address list Gender: Posts: 1,743 Thanks: 156 Thanked 74 Times in 54 Posts	You did the same thing when writing of how you did that previously, huh? Eh, I figured either way.

07-01-2009, 05:50 PM	#6
John Galt Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Little Ireland Gender: Posts: 490 Thanks: 20 Thanked 32 Times in 20 Posts	I remember the times I played practical jokes on people. Once I scared the hell out of one my buddies from Calculus class. We were both math tutors and were heading off to work our shifts. He said he had to use the can and walked off to the bathrooms. I was like, "Okay, see ya at work." I quietly went into the bathroom after him and hid behind the the end stall. As he walked out of his stall, I jumped out at him. I was screaming his name and waving my arms. He jumped back and screamed "HOLY FUUUUU...." We both had a good laugh over that one.

07-01-2009, 05:51 PM	#7
The Spark Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: At the bottom of the shipping address list Gender: Posts: 1,743 Thanks: 156 Thanked 74 Times in 54 Posts	Ya...Ya.

07-02-2009, 07:41 AM	#8
Maximum Spider Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: I'll take Street Fighter over Dragonball any day. Gender: Posts: 2,549 Thanks: 0 Thanked 191 Times in 126 Posts	Well, for me there was all of elementary school, a bit of middle school, early high school years, when some guy got arrested in front of the school, when a fight broke out in my science class, when some kid smashed the window with his hand, the thirty minute fire drill, when some kid went through the window... Yeah, lots of stuff. Maybe more, but I forget them.

07-02-2009, 10:43 AM	#9
Swordmaster Link Super Bodyguard & King of the Arcade Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Wherever you want me to be Gender: Posts: 32,132 Thanks: 253 Thanked 951 Times in 640 Posts Blog Entries: 2	Oh geez, I have so many ridiculous moments from school...it's actually pretty funny to look back at all of the "tragic" sitations from my childhood; such as the time I ripped my pants at recess and the time I got rejected by a girl at a school trip in front of the whole middle school among other things. Not that there weren't good moments too, but I've found that in retrospect there's more humor in the things that I perceived as cataclysmic when I was 10.

07-02-2009, 10:47 AM	#10
Random User Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Equestrian Republic of Spanglidesh Gender: Posts: 3,562 Thanks: 321 Thanked 195 Times in 143 Posts Blog Entries: 4	There was this one time in middle school, two different cliques gave themselves both a name. Zank and Power Rangers. Then, our assistant pricnipal thought that they were two gangs, so like 70 people got sent to AIA and had to call their parens and tell them that they were in a "gang". Once, a kid got sent to AIA for not having a pencil in class. Oh yeah! Once we went on this feild trip to the holocaust museum, but one of my friends hopped into one of the exhibits and triggered the alarm, and someone else set a pencil on fire. Our whole school got kicked out of the museum for good. Luckily I got sick before we went and got sent home before.

07-02-2009, 11:21 AM	#11
Glux Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Home Gender: Posts: 7,122 Thanks: 647 Thanked 360 Times in 236 Posts Blog Entries: 3	ahem (Mr. G is Steve. Him and Mr. Ott are teachers, and Mr. Schultz is the principal.) The Firecracker in science class. Getting Mr. Ott to threaten about 15 students at once with detention for kicking Braden's stuff. Permanently borrow forever day. Frisco's Science slideshow. Frisco's Jupiter/Star Trek Enterprise joke. Frisco dressing as Walt Disney. Filling Andy's locker to the top 3 years in a row. Asking Mr. G why there was a ** in the tree. Braden's "special" geography class. Hymie introducing himself as Jorge. The Goldfish. The penis shirts. The Shark laugh. Fitting 6 people in Hymie's tiny KIA. Flipping coins in Mr. G's class and yelling, "I GOT HEAD!" Getting yelled at for yelling, "I GOT HEAD!" Doing it anyway. The Aaron Howell Show. Super gluing coins to the floor. Drawing penises on anything and everything. Mr. Schultz telling Joey he was "tired of penis here, penis there penis everywhere!" "Da naaa na-na! STEVE! Da na-na na na!" Getting caught saying "Mickey Dicks" Saying orgasmic instead of organic. Saying intion instead of infection. Saying ** instead on can't. Saying finger instead of figure. Saying twat instead if what. Singing Family Reunion, and The Blowjob Song. Cussing out Steve under our breathes. Getting yelled at for joking about bringing Vodka on class trip. Class Trip. Baloon boobs. Chocolate on crotches. Blowing up ballons with noses. Toasting everything possible at prom. DumbShts. 1, 2, & 3. Getting banned from Andy's house because of DumbShts 1, 2, & 3. Faulty Minds. Bonfires. Fighting in Algebra 2. Getting caught yelling "Shut the f*ck up!" Using "ruck" as an excuse to get out of trouble. Succeeding. Moving desks forward, backward, sideways in Algebra 2. Deliberately disobeying Mr. G. in Chemistry. Tippers. Yarning cars. Silly string.

07-02-2009, 12:16 PM	#12
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,806 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,251 Times in 1,339 Posts Blog Entries: 15	Graduating. I try to forget most of the rest.

07-02-2009, 06:48 PM	#13
Marchie Pokeman Master since 1999 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Wiscaaaaaaaaaaansin/Michigan Gender: Posts: 16,647 Thanks: 1,442 Thanked 680 Times in 477 Posts	^^Thank goodness you guys are gone now...

07-03-2009, 06:39 PM	#15
Random User Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Equestrian Republic of Spanglidesh Gender: Posts: 3,562 Thanks: 321 Thanked 195 Times in 143 Posts Blog Entries: 4	^too much coffe?

07-03-2009, 10:17 PM	#17
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,947 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	I guess lunch time in 7th and 8th grades were memorable. Funny things would usually happen, or we'd just talk about video games and such.

07-04-2009, 08:39 AM	#18
Maximum Spider Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: I'll take Street Fighter over Dragonball any day. Gender: Posts: 2,549 Thanks: 0 Thanked 191 Times in 126 Posts	Speaking of school lunches, I remember once in middle school a food fight broke out.

07-05-2009, 04:42 PM	#19
Glux Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Home Gender: Posts: 7,122 Thanks: 647 Thanked 360 Times in 236 Posts Blog Entries: 3	^^^ Yes...he did.

07-10-2009, 11:13 PM	#20
chibimod3 Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: The bottom of a Dr. Pepper bottle Gender: Posts: 497 Thanks: 52 Thanked 18 Times in 16 Posts	All of my theater productions Midgets Girl who complained about how unproportionate anime chicks breasts are to their bodies when I pointed out she's 4'10" with D cups and weighs about 70 lbs. Romeo and Juliet with Heavy Metal in English Class The Parties Making my Geometry teacher cry 3 of the most awesome teachers ever Dissections Nude Free Runs after cast parties Kissing a girl accidently and making her faint Truth or dare My first love Pig riding(not cops) Running from cops cause we were out after curfew Dr.Pepper in the broken locker The Band which never got off the ground The nicknames But the top 3 3: Making awesome friends 2: Doing crazy semi-life threatening stunts/ home movies/ A.K.A. School Projects 1: Just chilling out with friends and pulling an all nighter with everything from video games to dungeons and dragons to just sitting there talking on the roof.