Things Lucas is likely to do with the next batch of "Special Editions"

**Valigarmander** · 03-19-2007, 06:08 PM

1. Edit Jar Jar Binks out of the entire saga.

(Also, to Chunky, this thread is just to poke fun at Star Wars, not to bash it. Don't get upset.)

***Booyakasha*** · 03-19-2007, 10:18 PM

2. Replace Hayden Christiansen with Sebastian Shaw.

**Valigarmander** · 03-19-2007, 10:27 PM

3. Digitally resize the ewoks and refer to them as "Endor wookiees."

Bomby · 03-19-2007, 11:22 PM

3. Replace Sebastian Shaw with Sir Run Run Shaw.

Lilac DownDeep · 03-20-2007, 11:31 AM

5: Cut out and replace crappy scenes.

Panfan · 03-20-2007, 05:23 PM

6. Put slow motion in the Mos Eisley scene so people can shut up about who shot first.

**Valigarmander** · 03-20-2007, 06:24 PM

(This is supposed to make fun about Lucas' SE logic, but meh, you people do what you want.)

7. Turn "Jedi Rocks" into an epic, 30-minute Broadway musical.

Bomby · 03-20-2007, 06:28 PM

8. give Leia a pink lightsaber.

**Valigarmander** · 03-20-2007, 06:34 PM

9. Have Mace Windu speak in rhymes to compliment Yoda's speaking backwards.

Panfan · 03-20-2007, 07:29 PM

10. Have Mace Windu get sick and tired of those mother****ing droids on that mother****ing planet.

**Valigarmander** · 03-20-2007, 08:43 PM

11. Add a new droid companion to C-3PO and R2-D2 named B1-TCH, whose vocabulary consists of "Word!" and "Tha's crunk!"

Bomby · 03-20-2007, 09:23 PM

12. Add an announcer voice to the title theme, reading the paragraphs.

Because people don't want to go to the movie and read.

***Booyakasha*** · 03-20-2007, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panfan el Pwno

10. Have Mace Windu get sick and tired of those mother****ing droids on that mother****ing planet.

Good call. Me, I'm hoping for a scene where Mace Windu and Yoda are cruising around Coruscant in one of those flying cars, and Mace turns to Yoda and asks him if he knows what a Quarter Pounder with Cheese is called on Yavin 4.

**Valigarmander** · 03-20-2007, 09:37 PM

13. Lucas will digitally remaster Princess Leia's slave girl uniform to make it even skimpier.

Codiekitty · 03-21-2007, 08:43 AM

14 - Rather than deflecting Han's laser shots on Cloud City, Darth Vader will do the Matrix to avoid them.

Where are these lemmings going? Not the Super Nintendo Super Shire! They know to go to Codiekitty.com now!

Lilac DownDeep · 03-21-2007, 01:45 PM

15: Give the Storm Troopers a really spiffy Megaman style arm canons instead of guns.

Vader: T_T

Bomby · 03-21-2007, 07:14 PM

16. Add the scenes with Luke and his friends on Tatooine.

Rainbow Dash · 03-21-2007, 07:54 PM

17. Add more space fights to The Empire Strikes Back.

**Valigarmander** · 03-21-2007, 09:33 PM

18. Have Sy Snootles played by Charro and Joh Yowza played by Verne Troyer. (picture that...)

Lilac DownDeep · 03-22-2007, 02:13 PM

19: Make the lightsabers REALLY flashy! @o@

03-19-2007, 06:08 PM	#1
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	Things Lucas is likely to do with the next batch of "Special Editions" 1. Edit Jar Jar Binks out of the entire saga. (Also, to Chunky, this thread is just to poke fun at Star Wars, not to bash it. Don't get upset.)

03-19-2007, 10:18 PM	#2
*Booyakasha* SuperMod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 9,945 Thanks: 157 Thanked 1,481 Times in 763 Posts	2. Replace Hayden Christiansen with Sebastian Shaw.

03-19-2007, 10:27 PM	#3
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	3. Digitally resize the ewoks and refer to them as "Endor wookiees."

03-19-2007, 11:22 PM	#4
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	3. Replace Sebastian Shaw with Sir Run Run Shaw.

03-20-2007, 11:31 AM	#5
Lilac DownDeep Arceus the Almighty Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Raxacoricofallapatorius Gender: Posts: 1,320 Thanks: 18 Thanked 37 Times in 25 Posts	5: Cut out and replace crappy scenes.

03-20-2007, 05:23 PM	#6
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,806 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,251 Times in 1,339 Posts Blog Entries: 15	6. Put slow motion in the Mos Eisley scene so people can shut up about who shot first.

03-20-2007, 06:24 PM	#7
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	(This is supposed to make fun about Lucas' SE logic, but meh, you people do what you want.) 7. Turn "Jedi Rocks" into an epic, 30-minute Broadway musical.

03-20-2007, 06:28 PM	#8
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	8. give Leia a pink lightsaber.

03-20-2007, 06:34 PM	#9
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	9. Have Mace Windu speak in rhymes to compliment Yoda's speaking backwards.

03-20-2007, 07:29 PM	#10
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,806 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,251 Times in 1,339 Posts Blog Entries: 15	10. Have Mace Windu get sick and tired of those mother**ing droids on that mother**ing planet.

03-20-2007, 08:43 PM	#11
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	11. Add a new droid companion to C-3PO and R2-D2 named B1-TCH, whose vocabulary consists of "Word!" and "Tha's crunk!"

03-21-2007, 07:54 PM	#18
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,402 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	17. Add more space fights to The Empire Strikes Back.

03-20-2007, 09:23 PM	#12
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	12. Add an announcer voice to the title theme, reading the paragraphs. Because people don't want to go to the movie and read.

03-20-2007, 09:37 PM	#14
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	13. Lucas will digitally remaster Princess Leia's slave girl uniform to make it even skimpier.

03-21-2007, 08:43 AM	#15
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,142 Thanks: 121 Thanked 176 Times in 121 Posts	14 - Rather than deflecting Han's laser shots on Cloud City, Darth Vader will do the Matrix to avoid them. Where are these lemmings going? Not the Super Nintendo Super Shire! They know to go to Codiekitty.com now!

03-21-2007, 01:45 PM	#16
Lilac DownDeep Arceus the Almighty Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Raxacoricofallapatorius Gender: Posts: 1,320 Thanks: 18 Thanked 37 Times in 25 Posts	15: Give the Storm Troopers a really spiffy Megaman style arm canons instead of guns. Vader: T_T

03-21-2007, 07:14 PM	#17
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	16. Add the scenes with Luke and his friends on Tatooine.

03-21-2007, 09:33 PM	#19
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	18. Have Sy Snootles played by Charro and Joh Yowza played by Verne Troyer. (picture that...)

03-22-2007, 02:13 PM	#20
Lilac DownDeep Arceus the Almighty Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Raxacoricofallapatorius Gender: Posts: 1,320 Thanks: 18 Thanked 37 Times in 25 Posts	19: Make the lightsabers REALLY flashy! @o@