Ask a stupid Star Trek question, get a stupid Star Trek answer.

Dizzy · 08-05-2009, 02:54 PM

Why is the captain's chair in the middle of the room?

Glux · 08-05-2009, 02:56 PM

Why is the Captain called the Captain?

Dizzy · 08-05-2009, 02:59 PM

Because he's not called the Hippie.

Why is Picard balding?

Redshirt · 08-06-2009, 10:20 AM

Because he put his head in a microwave when he was a kid.

Vulcan mindmeld vs. Jedi mind trick, who wins?

Dizzy · 08-06-2009, 11:55 AM

Neither; Shatner Punch.

Why does Data have golden skin?

Redshirt · 08-06-2009, 12:11 PM

They were out of chrome.

Why the letter Q?

Dizzy · 08-06-2009, 01:17 PM

Because the letter U comes free.

Why do Vulcans have a salute?

Redshirt · 08-06-2009, 01:27 PM

The secret handshake was taken.

do they have a phaser type 3?

Dizzy · 08-06-2009, 01:30 PM

Not anymore.

What is the worst possible insult in Klingon?

Redshirt · 08-06-2009, 01:52 PM

Hab SoSlI' Quch (Your mother has a smooth forehead!)

What happened to the mirror Kirk?

Luigiman7 · 08-06-2009, 08:40 PM

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN?

Redshirt · 08-06-2009, 08:43 PM

I'm sorry the number has dialed is out of service.

How many borg does it take to change a light bulb?

Luigiman7 · 08-06-2009, 09:21 PM

One. It isn't that hard to change a lightbulb. :/

Why was R2-D2 in the Star Trek movie?

Redshirt · 08-06-2009, 09:28 PM

He came through a black hole(really a worm hole though) just like Nero did.

How do you really play Fizzbin?

Dizzy · 08-07-2009, 12:47 PM

With a Fizzbinball.

Where are the sexy waitresses?

Redshirt · 08-07-2009, 01:01 PM

Risa on vacation.

Kirk(prime) vs Kirk(ST:XI) vs Mirror Kirk vs Kirk's Evil Half vs Robot Clone Kirk vs Kirk's Good Half vs (am I forgetting any) who wins?

Dizzy · 08-07-2009, 01:05 PM

Did you remember New Kirk?

Why doesn't Spock get an ear reduction?

Redshirt · 08-07-2009, 01:10 PM

Laddies love the pointy ears.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkZero

Did you remember New Kirk?

Yes I did Kirk(STXI)
Nero = Khan?

Dizzy · 08-07-2009, 01:15 PM

NNNEEERRROOO!!!

What would happen if Picard was bitten by a vampire?

Redshirt · 08-07-2009, 01:21 PM

They'd call him Captain Blood

Borg vs V'ger

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