Things Lucas will change with the next Special Editions

**Valigarmander** · 10-30-2009, 10:27 PM

1. Add two more arms onto General Grievous.

2. Create a brand new scene for the cantina sequence in ANH, featuring krumping aliens.

3. Digitally insert Ahsoka into the prequel films.

4. Replace the the ghostly apparition of Alec Guinness in ESB and RotJ with the ghostly apparition of Ewan McGregor.

Continue the list.

***Booyakasha*** · 10-30-2009, 11:35 PM

5. Greedo shoots first. And second. And third, fourth, and fifth. Han does nothing but stare at Greedo calmly as Greedo fires hundreds of shots at point-blank range, missing every time. At length, Han gets up and walks out of the cantina completely unharmed. Greedo breaks down crying, has a seat at the bar, and accidentally decapitates himself with a cocktail skewer.

Bomby · 10-30-2009, 11:41 PM

6. Replace Alec Guinness in ANH entirely with Ewan McGregor.

***Cosmonautical*** · 11-01-2009, 06:44 AM

^ Who also will have been digitally aged to look like alec guinness, nearly identical save for his eyebrows, which will point slightly further upward towards the sides of his face by about 2/3rds of a pixel. The whole process will cost $2,000,000.

Maximum Spider · 11-01-2009, 09:40 AM

7. Take out the scene where the Stormtrooper smacks his head on the door.

Metal Man · 11-01-2009, 06:27 PM

8. R2D2 will replace Luke Skywalker as the hero of the last movie, and regain his jet powers.
9. Instate Jar Jar Binks as the Sith Lord instead of Count Dooku in the prequels.
10. All enemies shoot first. Except Alderaan, which will now shoot first.

Rainbow Dash · 11-02-2009, 03:01 PM

11. insert references that point towards another trilogy about the thrawn books

Panfan · 11-02-2009, 03:41 PM

12. Star Wars feat. Lil Wayne

1-up Salesman · 11-08-2009, 01:44 PM

13. Add more crappy looking CGI scenes, such as when the Chicken Walker's legs get all wobbly.

Redshirt · 11-08-2009, 01:48 PM

Luke Force jumps up to the bottom of the AT-AT to slash at it, instead of using the graplegun.

**Valigarmander** · 11-08-2009, 02:00 PM

^ And he does a bunch of crazy-ass flips along the way.

Redshirt · 11-08-2009, 02:02 PM

^And add a lot more sparks and melting metal, when he does hit it.

PK FIRE! · 11-14-2009, 04:52 PM

Yoda raps now.

- You stupid dog.

**Valigarmander** · 11-14-2009, 04:58 PM

^

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We're getting close.

Zharen · 11-26-2009, 04:39 AM

I'm so upset that they changed Boba Fett's voice on the original trilogy dvd release to Jango's. Boba's lower, distorted voice was so much better.

10-30-2009, 10:27 PM	#1
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	Things Lucas will change with the next Special Editions 1. Add two more arms onto General Grievous. 2. Create a brand new scene for the cantina sequence in ANH, featuring krumping aliens. 3. Digitally insert Ahsoka into the prequel films. 4. Replace the the ghostly apparition of Alec Guinness in ESB and RotJ with the ghostly apparition of Ewan McGregor. Continue the list.

10-30-2009, 11:35 PM	#2
*Booyakasha* SuperMod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 9,945 Thanks: 157 Thanked 1,481 Times in 763 Posts	5. Greedo shoots first. And second. And third, fourth, and fifth. Han does nothing but stare at Greedo calmly as Greedo fires hundreds of shots at point-blank range, missing every time. At length, Han gets up and walks out of the cantina completely unharmed. Greedo breaks down crying, has a seat at the bar, and accidentally decapitates himself with a cocktail skewer.

10-30-2009, 11:41 PM	#3
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	6. Replace Alec Guinness in ANH entirely with Ewan McGregor.

11-01-2009, 06:44 AM	#4
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,102 Thanks: 2,157 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	^ Who also will have been digitally aged to look like alec guinness, nearly identical save for his eyebrows, which will point slightly further upward towards the sides of his face by about 2/3rds of a pixel. The whole process will cost $2,000,000.

11-01-2009, 09:40 AM	#5
Maximum Spider Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: I'll take Street Fighter over Dragonball any day. Gender: Posts: 2,549 Thanks: 0 Thanked 191 Times in 126 Posts	7. Take out the scene where the Stormtrooper smacks his head on the door.

11-01-2009, 06:27 PM	#6
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	8. R2D2 will replace Luke Skywalker as the hero of the last movie, and regain his jet powers. 9. Instate Jar Jar Binks as the Sith Lord instead of Count Dooku in the prequels. 10. All enemies shoot first. Except Alderaan, which will now shoot first.

11-02-2009, 03:01 PM	#7
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,402 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	11. insert references that point towards another trilogy about the thrawn books

11-02-2009, 03:41 PM	#8
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,806 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,251 Times in 1,339 Posts Blog Entries: 15	12. Star Wars feat. Lil Wayne

11-08-2009, 01:44 PM	#9
1-up Salesman Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Letting you guys know that I'm planning on continuing Attack of the Spammers soon. Gender: Posts: 4,095 Thanks: 2,162 Thanked 250 Times in 194 Posts Blog Entries: 9	13. Add more crappy looking CGI scenes, such as when the Chicken Walker's legs get all wobbly.

11-08-2009, 01:48 PM	#10
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,699 Thanks: 704 Thanked 1,006 Times in 695 Posts Blog Entries: 50	Luke Force jumps up to the bottom of the AT-AT to slash at it, instead of using the graplegun.

11-08-2009, 02:00 PM	#11
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	^ And he does a bunch of crazy-ass flips along the way.

11-08-2009, 02:02 PM	#12
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,699 Thanks: 704 Thanked 1,006 Times in 695 Posts Blog Entries: 50	^And add a lot more sparks and melting metal, when he does hit it.

11-14-2009, 04:52 PM	#13
PK FIRE! Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: On the run. Gender: Posts: 9,544 Thanks: 175 Thanked 150 Times in 120 Posts	Yoda raps now. - You stupid dog.

11-26-2009, 04:39 AM	#15
Zharen Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Modesto, CA U.S. Gender: Posts: 7,085 Thanks: 21 Thanked 71 Times in 35 Posts	I'm so upset that they changed Boba Fett's voice on the original trilogy dvd release to Jango's. Boba's lower, distorted voice was so much better.