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 10-09-2004, 12:07 PM | #41 |
| Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Andover Posts: 470 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts |  Episode 30: Chris and Big are attacked by Chaos 6 and Eggman. Then, I show up and steal Big's hook. Big: Hey! That's mine! I swing the fishing rod and the line comes and the hook slices Chris' throat and he falls and dies. Me: Man, I was "hooked" on watching you die! 4Kids: EDIT ATTACK! Chris comes back to life. Me: You morons! 4Kids: Shut up! We're taking you out of this scene! Me: Not if I can help it! I jump up and destroy the 4Kids logo by setting it on fire. 4Kids: NOOOOOOOOOOO! Our logo! How could a forumer like you have found our weakness! We're melting! We're melting! 4Kids melts. Chris: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0- I start choking Chris. Me: "No" as in whether or not you'll live much longer! I throw Chris off the Egg Carrier and he dies. Big: You killed Chris! HOORAY! Eggman: Maybe I should kill Sonic later! For now, I must celebrate that geek's death! A disco ball comes down and everything is dark. Then the lights flash everywhere and the whole cast appears and they and I start dancing to the Twinbee theme song from Dance Dance Revolution Extreme. |
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| 10-09-2004, 12:26 PM | #42 |
| Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: even i dunno Posts: 675 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | ^ deven...u really have issues if all u can think about is killing chris...seriously, he's not THAT bad of a guy. and if u don't believe me then u haven't gotten out much.  :3 |
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| 10-12-2004, 06:39 PM | #43 |
| Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit  Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender:  Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 174 Times in 120 Posts | Sonic: Huh, what's this that Eggman tried to feed Chaos? There's no title on it or anything. It's got some skulls, ribs, and a a purple etching on it. Me: You deaf? I just said it's the... TOME OF ETERNAL DARKNESS! *flash of lightning* Chris: So, what's it do? Sonic: Looks like junk. ::slings it over his shoulder:: Me: Hey, what's your problem! Don't you know what that is? Sonic: No, don't care. Me: It's the... TOME OF ETERNAL DARKNESS! *flash of lightning* -Chris picks it up- Chris: What big words... Tier, Pargon, Pargon, Aretak, Pargon... ... Chuh... Chatter... Chattur'gha... Pargon... -A Chattur'gha Horror appears and rips Cream's head off, then sucks out her entrails through her neck. It then turns its attention towards Amy- Sonic: ACK! Call it off, Chris! Call it off! Chris: I... I can't! Knuckles: HHWAAAAH! ::Knuckle punches the Horror's center head, slicing it off:: Horrow: AAAAAAHHHHHRRR!!! ::shoots a lightning bolt at Knuckles, who barely dodges it:: Tails: Here, Sonic! A ring! Somehow I have unlimited of these, but I still can't give you a bag of them so you can get one whenever you need it! Here you go! -Sonic slices up the Horror- Tails: This is a neato book! With its power, we can surely defeat Eggman! Amy: Um, Eggman's dead. See? I got his meldulla on my dress. Tails: I SAY EGGMAN IS ALIVE, SO EGGMAN IS ALIVE! Me: This isn't a toy. ::takes the Tome and leaves::  Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there! [ October 12, 2004, 06:41 PM: Message edited by: CodieKitty ] |
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| 10-17-2004, 10:36 AM | #45 |
| Senior Member  | X-3: Do Do DO! 4Kids: X-3, we have decided to take away are evil ways. X-3: Where's Chris!? 4Kids: Well, Um, you see...... X-3: Hey your not 4Kids, your....DEVEN! Deven: So you found out my identidy! *Shows dead Chris* Chaos, Come to me! Chaos: *Weird noice* X-3: Hah! Your no match for me! THUNAGA! Chaos:  *Gets shocked and dies*X-3: Talk about Gely.... As for you.... Chaos Spear! Deven: Ouch! This isnt the end!*Runs away.* X-3: What does this have to do with a... HEY! A BATHROOM! Episode With Robo-Teacher! Robot: Now, sceth.... X-3: AhhhH!! Robot: No!*dies* Students: Hey, Super Sonic Hedgehog, where's Chris? X-3: He died. Students: Oh no! With him gone, that means..... PLOT HOLES! X-3: Ahhhh!! *Teleports* Students: What a nice trick! Eggman: Sience Cris is gone, I'll kill you all! Students: AHHHH!! *Meanwhile..* X-3: That was SO not funny.... [ October 17, 2004, 10:39 AM: Message edited by: X-3: Hedgehog with no memories ] |
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| 10-23-2004, 09:42 AM | #46 |
| Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Andover Posts: 470 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | Episode 32: Me and the students are on the edge of the hill with the teacher as Sonic beats the crap out of Perfect Chaos. Then, one student, who's a Mets fan, replies. Student #1: This is for the Mets! The student jumps off the hill and drowns himself. Another student does the same thing. Student #2: I love Atlanta! This is for the Braves! The student jumps off the hill and drowns himself. Me: This is for everyone. I push Chris off and drown him. After the battle against Perfect Chaos, the flood stops and the 3 students live. Students: YAY! WE'RE ALIVE! Just then, Eggman comes crashing. Eggman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Eggman's eggmobile hits the students and it explodes and blood and guts go everywhere. |
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| 10-23-2004, 01:55 PM | #47 |
 Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender:  Posts: 7,378 Thanks: 94 Thanked 308 Times in 180 Posts    | ~_~ Deven, enough with killing Chris. Episode 42 (Egg Carrier I think? Vs. Whatever ship the heros are on) Sonic: **Tries a Sonic Spin at Eggman's ship, but bounces off a reflector and falls into the water** Chris: I'll save you, Sonic! **Jumps in** (In his non-4Kids voice) DAMN IT! THIS WATER IS COLD! 4Kids: Cut! FoxBox doesn't want you to sound 15, Chris! You need to sound 10! Chris: God-Damnit. Me: Hey, where's Sonic? Sonic: **Walking back, with a Chili Dog** Yo. Me: Then who's that in the water? (Optional end. Continue for a bash XP) Sonic: Deven. XP But I jest, for I teach Deven a lesson. [ October 23, 2004, 01:58 PM: Message edited by: I HAVE A FUNNY PDN. LAUGH ] |
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| 10-23-2004, 11:48 PM | #48 |
| Senior Member | Mega Man NT Warrier and Sonic X Crossover Episode: X-3: Style Change! Wind-Guts! Chris: Oh yeah? Well...... AHHHh!!! *Chris has been deleted.* X-3: This must be the work of.... DEVEN! X-3: Or maybe its that huge freakin Dog thingy created by Gospel...... HOLY FANTA! Gospel: Roar! *Trip. Die.* X-3: This is TOO familer... |
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| 11-13-2004, 06:25 PM | #49 |
| Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Um...LOOK A BABOON Posts: 128 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | *LOCATION: ARK* *Shadow is waiting for...people to get to the ARK. He is alone with Rouge, near the cannon core* Shadow: ... Rouge: So, Shadow... Shadow: Hm? Rouge: Would you like to p... Shadow: AUGH! YOU ARE A SICK WOMAN!!! Rouge: What? I said do you want to play toss the Chaos Emeralds with me! Shadow*sweatdrop*: Oh. Okay. *Shadow and Rouge toss the green Chaos Emerald back and forth, then it breaks on the floor when Rouge drops it. Smoke clouds the area, and a figure comes out of the smoke. It is a dark brown hedgehog with ocean blue eyes, and three spikes going down its back. It also has a heart shape on its chest* ???: ... Shadow: ?! Rouge: ! ???*twitching*: H-hehe...SHADOWWWWWWWWWWWW! *The hedgehog leaps out and latches onto Shadow like velcro.* ???: HEHEEE! SHADOW! I'M CINDER! I AM THE MOST LOYAL FANGIRL EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] Shadow: Rouge... Rouge: I have nothing to do with it! I swear! Cinder: Hey Shadowww... Shadow: Gahh, what? Cinder: Gleeg snap zip! *Earth explodes nearby* Shadow*smirk*: Yeah, I'm sure Eggman's gonna LIKE you. Cinder: Huh? *The some kinda pointless end* EDIT: I'm adding more! *The start of the Sonic X theme plays and it show the logo. Cinder comes in front of it and strips it down. It shows the new earth, 100% man-made, with all the people restored(somehow). Cinder turns to Eggman.* Cinder: Soo, ummm, Eggman-man-- Eggman: Don't call me that. Cinder: Whatever. You want me to do what to Sonic? Eggman: Pummel him to a bloody pulp. *BEEP* 4Kids: CUT! Eggman, you can't say that. Eggman: Why not?! Cinder: Little kids watch this show. Eggman: Then what SHOULD I say? 4Kids: Play tea party with him. Cinder: I HATE TEA PARTIES! 4Kids: SO WHAT?! Put this girly, frilly dress on and carry this Cream doll. *4Kids promptly takes away Cinder's Shadow Doll* Cinder*confused expression*: But...But The Sexy...B...Tea...Dress....*sits down on the floor and cries* 4Kids: Hmm...oh yeah! Sonic, you go fix lemonade or something. Sonic: And what if I don't? 4Kids: We'll kiss you. Sonic: Rrgh. FINE. *gives them the finger and walks away* Cinder*stopped crying, eyes glowing red*: YOU LET ME BEAT UP SOMEONE OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN UP. 4Kids: Not a chance. Cinder: Fine. Have it YOUR way. CHAOS...MAGNET! *With the simple words Chaos Magnet, Cinder has all 7 Chaos Emeralds floating around her. She absorbs the negative power, and fur starts sticking up and turning silver. She dives at 4Kids and uses all sorts of strange attacks on them. In a matter of minutes, 4Kids is nothing but dust* Cinder: NOW TO DEAL WITH CHRIS. *Cinder goes offscreen, and there are screams from Chris's dressing room and a pool of blood splurts from the hall* Eggman: Oh god. The camera's still on. Errr... Hello, fellow Sonic X fans! Our new character, Cinder, has gone on a rampage and killed 4Kids. So...OH MY GOD. *Amy is running around naked* Amy: NAKED TIME! *static, the words END TRANSMISSION appear onscreen* [ November 13, 2004, 06:00 PM: Message edited by: Cinder the Chao ] |
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| 11-13-2004, 09:03 PM | #50 |
| Senior Member | 4kids: X-3, we are willing to put you in a episode. X-3: Yay! *Later...* 4Kids: And..... ACTION! X-3: Okay, Perfect Chaos! Prepare to have your butt kicked into shreads! 4Kids: Cu- *Gets attacked* X-3: *Defeat Perfect Chaos* That was easy..... X-3 X! X-3: What the hell was that!? |
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| 11-14-2004, 12:03 AM | #51 |
| Junior Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 95 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | The Episode That Had Live and Learn Cut out of it: Me: Hello everybody. While something incredibly dramatic happens, I'll play a bad-ass song in the background. 4Kids Execs: Well we can't have that happening now can we? *kills Hyoshi* Deven suddenly appears and walks up to Chris. Deven(evily): Hello, Chris... Chris' Personal Bodyguard: Hello, Deven... (shoots Deven 15 times) |
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| 11-14-2004, 01:32 AM | #52 |
| Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Um...LOOK A BABOON Posts: 128 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | Hehe! Good ones, X-3 and other person! Here's one with AYB involved. --- Narrator: War was beginning. Sonic: Somebody set us up the bomb. Cinder: Main screen turn on. Eggman: It's you! 4Kids: Hello, gentlemen and woman. All your base are belong to us. Sonic: What you say!! 4Kids: You have no chance to survive make your time. Hahaha. Sonic: Move every Emeralds. Cinder & Eggman: ? Sonic: Move every Emeralds for great justice. |
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| 11-14-2004, 09:45 AM | #53 |
| Senior Member | Episode 53: The death! Chris: Now that Sonic is out of the picture, I can rule the world! First, 4KIDS MORPH! CHRIS-4! Chris-4: Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha! X-3: Not so fast! *Pushes Chris-4 into a giant blendar, where he gets shreaded into pieces.* I'm Happy! X-3 X! X-3: Its that weird logo again...... |
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| 11-23-2004, 10:29 PM | #54 |
| Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Um...LOOK A BABOON Posts: 128 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | [insert Sonic X theme here] Sonic: Hey, kids. It's Sonic. We're all outside...In some...Field...And 4Kids is still dead, so is Chris. Cinder's calmed down...a bit. *Cinder is shown weeping* Cinder: MY SHADOW!!! Shadow: Wha, me? Cinder: No...Shadow Doll. ;-; Cream: Don't worry Cinder, we'll find TV soon. Cinder: SHUT UP *****! *knocks Cream into horizon* *As Cream sails away, the Shadow Doll is knocked out of her dress. Cinder shoves Tails out of the way and promptly picks it up.* Cinder: Mmm...sexy. *Everyone except Cinder sweatdrops* Rouge: What are we doing on Earth, anyways? I thought we were on the ARK. Shadow: Well, we were. Cinder*waving hand around*: Ooh ooh! Pick me! Pick MEEEEEEEEEE! Sonic: *sigh*...Cinder? Cinder: Well- *TO BE CONTINUED* |
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| 11-25-2004, 12:04 PM | #55 |
| Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Andover Posts: 470 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | Episode 36: Sonic and Knuckles are fighting Bokkun's Egg Golem when I teleport on top of it. Me: Hey Bokkun! I'll give you a muffin if you let me have your Egg Golem! Bokkun: Muffin! You've got youtself a deal! I give Bokkun a muffin and he gives me the remote. I fly the Egg Golem into space. Bokkun is about to eat it when it turns out to be a bomb and blows up. Me: SUCKER! I fly to the Space Colony ARK. Shadow: What are you doing here? Me: Hand over Chris or I'll steal your gumball! Shadow: NO! Not my gumball! Fine! Chris walks over to me. Chris: Hi. Me: Bye. I use the Egg Golem to throw Chris into space and he dies there. Shadow: You killed Chris? Me: Uh..yeah. Shadow: YAY! |
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| 11-25-2004, 12:14 PM | #56 | |
| Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Andover Posts: 470 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | Quote:
Vote Fred For NC President '04: Hey! You're supposed to drown! I shoot him too. 4Kids: EDIT! Chris and Fred are alive again and they take away my machine gun. Just then, Zoda (from F-Zero: GP Legend) appears. Zoda: My machine gun! Me: 4Kids took it! Zoda: I'll show them! Zoda calls in his floating fortress and it fires bullet at 4Kids and kills it. I pick up the machine gun. Zoda: Hey! That's my- I shoot Zoda and kill him. Black Shadow appears. Black Shadow: How dare you kill Zoda! I shoot him too. Chris: Stop killing people! I shoot Chris and he dies. Fred: Deven, stop acting stupid again. I shoot Fred and kill him too. Me: I WIN! I WIN! I run off in victory. | |
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| 11-25-2004, 04:29 PM | #57 |
| Senior Member | Deven: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Mr. Burns: Release the Chris'! Deven: NOOOO!! *Gets eaten by Chris'* X-3: Cool..... X-3 X! X-3: STOP! |
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| 11-25-2004, 04:56 PM | #58 |
| Banned Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: the seven seas Posts: 8,969 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | Episode x: Final Episode of the series Me: alrite you little negroes let's rock n roll (i spray a crowd of civilians with assault weapon fire) Chris: im rich im going to make the plot cool because all animes need little lame kids bcuz it adds originality (I rip off my shirt and flog Chris to death with it. then I hang him with it like a noose) sonic forum lamers: wtf man u cant do that (police swarm the sonic forum people and beat them like rodney king, for the charges of increbile lame) Sonic: I am hardcore skateboarder/rape star yo (I pull out my bowie knife and slice Sonic's head off) Me: Sonic more like Suckic LOL Eggman's lame robot: hey we are mr. robot Me: you guys suck what kind of lame name is "eggman" (I flex my muscles, my incredible manly shockwaves of awesome blast all the rbots and make them explode) All the lame Sonic Characters Added to the games to look cool: hey man dont do taht to sonic!!!! we have a good show Me: SHUTUP ***** (I throw a molotov cocktail at the supporting loser cast, then fire blazes throughout the land. I walk away with my back to the camera, scarred and burnt. The camera moves to the left, revealing the nation's flag, still flying yet tattered amongst the fire. THE END appears on the screen, cut to music by RUSH and the credits) [ November 25, 2004, 03:58 PM: Message edited by: Captain Carter, DEFENDER OF EARTH ] |
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| 11-27-2004, 06:33 PM | #59 | |
| Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Andover Posts: 470 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | Quote:
It shows me with a machine gun shooting a bunch of 4Kids employees. Me: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!! Evil 4Kids Leader: That's it! Chris! Attack! Chris Thorndyke appears. Chris: You shall die! HA HA HA! I shoot Chris and kill him. Evil 4Kids Leader: EDIT ATTACK!! Chris comes back to life. Me: Dang you! Let's do this! Turn on some fighting music now! Heavy Metal music plays in the background. Evil 4Kids Leader: Oh yeah? EDIT OUT! The music stops and is replaced with the Kirby theme. Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I shoot the 4Kids Leader in the face and he dies. Chris: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- Me: Shut up! I shoot Chris too and he dies. Suddenly, the 4Kids Leader and Chris return to life. Evil 4Kids Leader: That's it! Chris: We shall merge together! Suddenly, Tiff and Tuff appear. Tiff: WAIT! Tuff: What about us? Me: Hey! What the crap are you 2 morons doing here? Tiff: We are here to kill you! Tuff: That's right! Me: Why? Tiff: For hating our show! Tuff: We're sick and tired of you making fun of us and our friends for being stupid like they're supposed to! Me: Well, I hate you both and those guys. Evil 4Kids Leader: Shut up and leave! Tiff: But we wanna kill Deven! Evil 4Kids Leader: Well, since your show is also created by us we'll all merge together! All 4 of us! All 4 of them: MORPH POWER INTO... They all merge together and form... Chrifuf-4: Chrifuf-4!! Me: What kind of stupid name if that? Chrifuf-4: SHUT UP! Chrifuf-4 charges at me and I start shooting it with my machine gun and it dies in 20 hits. Chrifuf-4 blows into pieces. Suddenly, all the other forumers show up and some of them (only the ones that have been insulting me) are crushed by the pieces. (Chrifuf-4 was a gigantic crimelord of doom) Me: I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! (shoots his machine gun everywhere as he keeps repeating it) The credits start back again. | |
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