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X-3 · 11-28-2004, 12:14 AM

Final Hazard Battle:

Sonic: Its time! *Starts to transform, but Chris steals The Emeralds*

Chris: SUPER CHRIS! *Hair turns Yellow*

*Later...*

Chris: I AM A OVERLOAD! *Kills Biolizard/Final Harzard*

Sonic: Noooooo....

Chris: Oh no.... running out of rings.... *Falls into space and dies on the way to earth* *Blows up by the way*

Mr. Tamaka: Neat.... Mr Chris! *Jumps into space and dies*

Sonic: OK...ay....

Deven711 · 11-29-2004, 12:17 AM

Episode 3:

Eggman is about to capture Amy when I throw Chris at him.

Eggman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Eggman dies along with Chris.

Amy: YAY! You killed Chris!

Knuckles runs up.

Knuckles: Amy! You're okay! What did I miss?

Amy: Chris was killed!

Knuckles: Really? WOOHOO!

Me: So, are you gonna give me an award?

Amy: Sure! You get to come to the President's party and be honored by him!

Me: Cool! Thanks!

[ November 29, 2004, 07:00 PM: Message edited by: Deven ]

TheMagicalKuja · 11-29-2004, 08:46 PM

Episode xx:

Chris: Why... why must I suffer?! 4-kids makes everyone think I'm gay! And worse yet, this land's full of homophobes! WHAT DO I DO?!?!

Me: *Dressed like Ansem from Kingdom Hearts* OPEN YOUR HEART! SUBMIT TO DARKNESS!

Chris: This is the WRONG DAMN SHOW, YOU! For the hundreth time, I'M NOT SORA, DAMN YOU!

Me: This is true. But do you understand why everyone hates you? You steal the spotlight from Sonic, you're a shrimp, and you look like a knockoff Sora! Wanna make it up?

Chris: If it doesn't involve dying, why not?

Me: YES! WIELD THE KEYBLADE OF DARKNESS! KILL THE RACISTS! CUT THEIR HEADS OFF! SPILL THIER BLOOD! KILL THE HOMOPHOBES! CUT THEIR HEADS OFF SPILL THIER BLOOD!

*Chris does just that, much to every sane man's fear and rejoicing. By the time he's finished, all of 4-kids, the KKK, Deven, and the Black Panthers are all a bloody heap.*

Robin: TITANS! GO!
Sonic: Kuja! Ansem, or whatever your name is, you're done for!
*The Teen Titans and Sonic wage war against me... ends in a draw*
Beast Boy: DUDE! We ran out of juice to run the episode!

**BEARD BURGER MASTER** · 11-29-2004, 09:03 PM

Episode 3.1415

Deven: **Goes to beat up Chris** I'm so cool! Everyone loves me!

Chris: GUARDS! GET HIM!

**Many Mortal Kombat characters, including Kung Lao, Scorpian, and Raiden, come and beat the living crap out of him**

Chris: Who replaced my guards with these even better guards?

???: Me! The Shadow Stalker...

Cream: It's Luigi007!

L007: Found out! **Jumps away**

Everyone: YAY! DEVEN IS NO MORE!

And everytime Deven does his little "I'M SO COOL BECAUSE I KILL CHRIS" thing, I counter.

Hoshiko1256 · 11-30-2004, 12:30 AM

*reading everyone's stories now completly full of death* and this is one reason y i fear for common man to vote... -.-U

:3

X-3 · 11-30-2004, 10:07 AM

Made Up Episode:

Chris: I needed a life..... And now I have one. *Turns into Dark Neo*

X-3: I'm sory to say this, but I must defeat you. *SlasH!*

DN: No..... *Blows Up*

Deven: BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

X-3: You.... *Kiciks Deven's Butt and throws him off the Egg Carrier.*

Deven711 · 12-01-2004, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vote for Fred for NC President '04:
Episode 3.1415

Deven: **Goes to beat up Chris** I'm so cool! Everyone loves me!

Chris: GUARDS! GET HIM!

**Many Mortal Kombat characters, including Kung Lao, Scorpian, and Raiden, come and beat the living crap out of him**

Chris: Who replaced my guards with these even better guards?

???: Me! The Shadow Stalker...

Cream: It's Luigi007!

L007: Found out! **Jumps away**

Everyone: YAY! DEVEN IS NO MORE!

And everytime Deven does his little "I'M SO COOL BECAUSE I KILL CHRIS" thing, I counter.

Scorpion grabs me with his grappling attack when suddenly...

Me: Look! A pile of donuts! You don't wanna kill me on an empty stomach, do you?

Scorpion: Mmm...donuts. (drools)

Scorpion eats a donut and suddenly dies due to the fact that I put rat poison in them.

Chris: WHAT?! You killed Scorpion! Just like what Frankie Muniz did to that guy in Celebrity Deathmatch! Attack, my minions!

All the other Mortal Kombat characters run after me and I kick Lui Kang in the nuts and he does his trademark painful scream. That girl with the long hair tries to use the hair to grab me but I grab it and use the girl to KO all the other Mortal Kombat characters.

Chris: NO! Vote Fred For President '04! Attack!

Fred: Yes, master!

Me: Wait a minute! Doesn't Fred hate you?

Chris: Yes. And he hates you too. So he wants to kill you obviously.

Me: Bring it on!

Fred and I fight each other. I punch him in the stomach and he kicks me in the head and I fly into a wall.

Chris: HA HA HA HA HA! Give up now, Deven!

Me: NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I barge past Chris and kick Fred in the nuts.

Fred: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! (cough) (weeze)

Fred kneels to the ground in pain.

Me: Now to finish you! KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEHAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I use the Kamehameha attack like they do in DragonBall Z and the blast dissolves him.

Fred: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Curses!

Fred dies.

Chris: You've killed my sidekick! I'll have to take care of you myself!

Me: Fine! Let's get it on!

Chris and I start hand-to-hand combat. A few minutes later, I manage to punch Chris in the eye and then kick him in the stomach and he flies through a wall.

Chris: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'll be back!

Chris crashes, lands to the ground, and runs off.

Me: I guess I win again.

I walk off into the sunset as it becomes night and "THE END" appears.

**BEARD BURGER MASTER** · 12-01-2004, 08:34 PM

**But then The End falls onto Deven, killing him once and for all**

Luigi007: And he tried to kill the wrong person. Oh well.

Deven711 · 12-01-2004, 09:18 PM

I lift the "THE END" sign off of me and throw it at Luigi007 and kill him. Then, I walk back into the sunset. "The End" reappears.

**BEARD BURGER MASTER** · 12-01-2004, 10:21 PM

All right, Deven. It was fun beating you, but now it's getting way too immature. Jay told me to do this: This is your last warning. One more time, and Jay is going to ban you.

[ December 01, 2004, 09:24 PM: Message edited by: Vote for Fred for NC President '04 ]

Deven711 · 12-02-2004, 07:27 PM

!!!! (runs off)

Hoshiko1256 · 12-02-2004, 10:07 PM

so...enough of the killing of deven and chris?

:3

X-3 · 12-04-2004, 02:03 PM

Tikal: Yes. The world is safe.

*Meanwhile....*

Eggman: Ha Ha Ha!

4Kids: Eggman....... do something.....lame.....

Eggman: *Presses explode button*

*BOOM!*

X-3: I'll let you 4Kids charaters live because the recent episodes were pretty good. Now, make me a Sonic Heroes plot!

4Kids: Yes Yes! *Runs away*

Deven711 · 12-04-2004, 02:12 PM

Episode 38:

Sonic returns to Chris after the big showdown against the Final Lizard and says Shadow is dead. He gives him the ring Shadow wore to Chris and he sheds a tear and cries. I cry too.

Me: (sniff) They...(sniff)...they took out "Live and Learn"! Why, 4Kids, why? WHY??!! (cries)

Sonic puts his hand on my shoulder.

Sonic: Don't worry. 4Kids will go out of business. I promise you.

Me: (sniff) When?

Sonic: Someday. Someday.

11-28-2004, 12:14 AM	#61
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Inside the dark soul of mankind. Gender: Posts: 9,988 Thanks: 359 Thanked 435 Times in 316 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 17,430.70 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 17,430.70 Donate	Final Hazard Battle: Sonic: Its time! Starts to transform, but Chris steals The Emeralds Chris: SUPER CHRIS! Hair turns Yellow Later... Chris: I AM A OVERLOAD! Kills Biolizard/Final Harzard Sonic: Noooooo.... Chris: Oh no.... running out of rings.... Falls into space and dies on the way to earth Blows up by the way Mr. Tamaka: Neat.... Mr Chris! Jumps into space and dies Sonic: OK...ay....

11-29-2004, 12:17 AM	#62
Deven711 Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Andover Posts: 470 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 4,256.03 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 4,756.03 Donate	Episode 3: Eggman is about to capture Amy when I throw Chris at him. Eggman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Eggman dies along with Chris. Amy: YAY! You killed Chris! Knuckles runs up. Knuckles: Amy! You're okay! What did I miss? Amy: Chris was killed! Knuckles: Really? WOOHOO! Me: So, are you gonna give me an award? Amy: Sure! You get to come to the President's party and be honored by him! Me: Cool! Thanks! [ November 29, 2004, 07:00 PM: Message edited by: Deven ]

11-29-2004, 08:46 PM	#63
TheMagicalKuja Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 243 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 874.63 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,374.63 Donate	Episode xx: Chris: Why... why must I suffer?! 4-kids makes everyone think I'm gay! And worse yet, this land's full of homophobes! WHAT DO I DO?!?! Me: Dressed like Ansem from Kingdom Hearts OPEN YOUR HEART! SUBMIT TO DARKNESS! Chris: This is the WRONG DAMN SHOW, YOU! For the hundreth time, I'M NOT SORA, DAMN YOU! Me: This is true. But do you understand why everyone hates you? You steal the spotlight from Sonic, you're a shrimp, and you look like a knockoff Sora! Wanna make it up? Chris: If it doesn't involve dying, why not? Me: YES! WIELD THE KEYBLADE OF DARKNESS! KILL THE RACISTS! CUT THEIR HEADS OFF! SPILL THIER BLOOD! KILL THE HOMOPHOBES! CUT THEIR HEADS OFF SPILL THIER BLOOD! Chris does just that, much to every sane man's fear and rejoicing. By the time he's finished, all of 4-kids, the KKK, Deven, and the Black Panthers are all a bloody heap. Robin: TITANS! GO! Sonic: Kuja! Ansem, or whatever your name is, you're done for! The Teen Titans and Sonic wage war against me... ends in a draw Beast Boy: DUDE! We ran out of juice to run the episode!

11-29-2004, 09:03 PM	#64
BEARD BURGER MASTER ZAT'S RIGHT! I'M IN ZEE HOUSE! Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,622 Thanks: 105 Thanked 402 Times in 222 Posts Points: 2,440.29 Bank: 43,417.49 Total Points: 45,857.78 Donate	Episode 3.1415 Deven: Goes to beat up Chris I'm so cool! Everyone loves me! Chris: GUARDS! GET HIM! Many Mortal Kombat characters, including Kung Lao, Scorpian, and Raiden, come and beat the living crap out of him Chris: Who replaced my guards with these even better guards? ???: Me! The Shadow Stalker... Cream: It's Luigi007! L007: Found out! Jumps away Everyone: YAY! DEVEN IS NO MORE! And everytime Deven does his little "I'M SO COOL BECAUSE I KILL CHRIS" thing, I counter.

11-30-2004, 12:30 AM	#65
Hoshiko1256 Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: even i dunno Posts: 675 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,082.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,582.00 Donate	reading everyone's stories now completly full of death and this is one reason y i fear for common man to vote... -.-U :3

11-30-2004, 10:07 AM	#66
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Inside the dark soul of mankind. Gender: Posts: 9,988 Thanks: 359 Thanked 435 Times in 316 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 17,430.70 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 17,430.70 Donate	Made Up Episode: Chris: I needed a life..... And now I have one. Turns into Dark Neo X-3: I'm sory to say this, but I must defeat you. SlasH! DN: No..... Blows Up Deven: BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! X-3: You.... Kiciks Deven's Butt and throws him off the Egg Carrier.

12-01-2004, 08:34 PM	#68
BEARD BURGER MASTER ZAT'S RIGHT! I'M IN ZEE HOUSE! Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,622 Thanks: 105 Thanked 402 Times in 222 Posts Points: 2,440.29 Bank: 43,417.49 Total Points: 45,857.78 Donate	But then The End falls onto Deven, killing him once and for all Luigi007: And he tried to kill the wrong person. Oh well.

12-01-2004, 09:18 PM	#69
Deven711 Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Andover Posts: 470 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 4,256.03 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 4,756.03 Donate	I lift the "THE END" sign off of me and throw it at Luigi007 and kill him. Then, I walk back into the sunset. "The End" reappears.

12-01-2004, 10:21 PM	#70
BEARD BURGER MASTER ZAT'S RIGHT! I'M IN ZEE HOUSE! Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,622 Thanks: 105 Thanked 402 Times in 222 Posts Points: 2,440.29 Bank: 43,417.49 Total Points: 45,857.78 Donate	All right, Deven. It was fun beating you, but now it's getting way too immature. Jay told me to do this: This is your last warning. One more time, and Jay is going to ban you. [ December 01, 2004, 09:24 PM: Message edited by: Vote for Fred for NC President '04 ]

12-02-2004, 07:27 PM	#71
Deven711 Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Andover Posts: 470 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 4,256.03 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 4,756.03 Donate	!!!! (runs off)

12-02-2004, 10:07 PM	#72
Hoshiko1256 Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: even i dunno Posts: 675 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,082.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,582.00 Donate	so...enough of the killing of deven and chris? :3

12-04-2004, 02:03 PM	#73
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Inside the dark soul of mankind. Gender: Posts: 9,988 Thanks: 359 Thanked 435 Times in 316 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 17,430.70 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 17,430.70 Donate	Tikal: Yes. The world is safe. Meanwhile.... Eggman: Ha Ha Ha! 4Kids: Eggman....... do something.....lame..... Eggman: Presses explode button BOOM! X-3: I'll let you 4Kids charaters live because the recent episodes were pretty good. Now, make me a Sonic Heroes plot! 4Kids: Yes Yes! Runs away

12-04-2004, 02:12 PM	#74
Deven711 Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Andover Posts: 470 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 4,256.03 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 4,756.03 Donate	Episode 38: Sonic returns to Chris after the big showdown against the Final Lizard and says Shadow is dead. He gives him the ring Shadow wore to Chris and he sheds a tear and cries. I cry too. Me: (sniff) They...(sniff)...they took out "Live and Learn"! Why, 4Kids, why? WHY??!! (cries) Sonic puts his hand on my shoulder. Sonic: Don't worry. 4Kids will go out of business. I promise you. Me: (sniff) When? Sonic: Someday. Someday.