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 06-10-2004, 05:13 PM | #21 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 4,260 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts |  Espio: Aw great. *Goes to the Mechanic* Espio: Can I actually have a real cannon to replace? Mechanic: Fine. *Makes a real cannon the replace* Here you go. Don't destroy the bank. If you do, MY MONEY IS IN THERE!  Espio: Okay....  *Runs away fast* |
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| 06-10-2004, 06:24 PM | #22 |
| WELL I AM.  Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender:  Posts: 7,532 Thanks: 101 Thanked 337 Times in 199 Posts    | L007: **Wields his sword** Time to repel some kids! Espio: Objective does not compute. Parents may not give tip. Recommendation: Just run. L007: Grrr... can't you just shoot them with your machine guns? And stop talking like Omega! You don't hear me talking like a Chao! Espio: Err- **Spots BSD** Yikes, here comes the tank. L007: Heh. Bring it on, BSD! **Doesn't notice the kids running because a fight is starting** |
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| 06-10-2004, 06:59 PM | #23 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: PA, US Posts: 4,548 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post | LM: *ignores what's going on with the mascots like everyone else* Shane: All moderators return to the mod forum, there's been a new development. LM: *sighs* LM leaves. Samantha comes in. Samantha: Hey, can I have a beer? BSD: Sure. *gives Samantha a beer* TCG cleans up barf. SJR: Don't you get tired of that? TCG: Not at all.  Meanwhile the mascots continue to be pummelled. |
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| 06-10-2004, 07:29 PM | #24 |
| WELL I AM. Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,532 Thanks: 101 Thanked 337 Times in 199 Posts | L007: **Hits a table** Ow... BSD: What the... hey, I ain't paying for it. L007: Forget fighting! These kids know how to disable a teen in a costume! Look at Espio! Espio: HELP ME!! **Is forced under a wave of kids** L007: And I'm a real Chao! CLEAR THE RUNAWAY!!!!! **Runs away** |
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| 06-10-2004, 09:01 PM | #25 |
| Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Here, duh Posts: 938 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | Gamechamp: (looks around at the craziness) He the goes to the back room and come out with a tranquilzer gun, and shoots all the kids. ???: Thanks! Gamechamp: (shoots ???) L007: Um, what did you do that for? Gamechamp: (shoots everyone in bar) Gamechamp: Wait... oops... I forgot to set it down from the "kill" setting to the "sleep" setting... BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! He then proceeds to steal the keys to the arcade games, and sets them to free mode. Gamechamp: It's my greatest dream come true! He then wakes up bound and gagged in the back room. Gamechamp *I hate it when that happens.* |
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| 06-10-2004, 09:47 PM | #27 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: PA, US Posts: 4,548 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post | TCG: *Sighs* She wipes up barf. LM: I've got news... TCG: Yeah? LM: Well... To be continued. I'll continue this tomorrow you people can continue with your little mascot getting beat up. |
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| 06-10-2004, 10:54 PM | #28 |
| WELL I AM. Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,532 Thanks: 101 Thanked 337 Times in 199 Posts | Well, tell us as early as possible. I'm done, the kids have died down to zip. **Gets his Dimensional Ring from Sonic 3D Blast, jumps in, and pops out as a Sonic Chao** I'm ready for tomorrow. I'm going to sleep. |
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| 06-11-2004, 12:05 AM | #29 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 4,260 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | Espio: *Looks at the shot Espio in the Gamma suit* Gasp! Oh no! *Music "Taps" plays* NOOOO!!!!!! My clone is killed! Oh no! GAHHH!!!! *Cries* Espio: Well, I've got to move on. *Puts on suit and turns on Gamma voice* This is just like when Gamma's brother died and so did Gamma. BSD: Looks like he killed all the clones. We've got to still work. I don't know how to become a employee! L007: Go talk to Tablecloth Girl stupid. BSD: Fine then sword sissie. L007: What!? Take that back war moron! BSD: Tails Chao fan! L007: Dora watcher! Espio: *Sigh* Here we go again. *L007 and BSD keep on fighting* |
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| 06-11-2004, 01:53 AM | #30 |
| Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Wherever the wind takes me. Posts: 1,032 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | BSD id you just call me a Dora watcher!? Take that back you no good,lying,son of a Sidewinder! And,besides I already have a job as a bartender here you sodding moron!L007:Cookie Dough eater! BSD:Root Beer brain! L007:Friggin imbecile! BSD:Nuisance! They continue arguing. |
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| 06-11-2004, 09:16 AM | #31 |
| WELL I AM. Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,532 Thanks: 101 Thanked 337 Times in 199 Posts | L007: **Goes into his Dimensional Ring and comes out normal** What were you saying, Teletubbie boy? BSD: Sesame Street game player! L007: Barhead! BSD: Barhead? L007: **Smacks BSD upside the head with a crowbar** Yes, barhead! Espio: Moron! You killed him! L007: I did no such thing, robot boy! Espio: Hey, why are fighting? It's time for the daily wave of kids. L007: Aw, crap! **Gives BSD a Phoenix Down, then hops into his Dimensional Ring, and comes out a Sonic Chao.** Espio: Error, number of childs beyond counting program. L007: Crap, good thing I'm the fastest Chao alive! |
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| 06-11-2004, 01:35 PM | #32 |
| Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Earth Gender:  Posts: 1,327 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | Hmm... Where in the world is SJR Sandiego? SJR IS MISSING!!!! HE MUST HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED WITH THE OTHERS!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Whatever *Cleans up barf* |
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| 06-11-2004, 02:21 PM | #33 |
| WELL I AM. Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,532 Thanks: 101 Thanked 337 Times in 199 Posts | **Speeds arounds, avoiding the kids** Man, oh man. It's strange running like a Chao. Ah well, like I said, I'm a Sonic Chao. **Stops for a moment** Ok, yesterday, I was a Tails Chao, today I'm a Sonic Chao. Tomorrow I'll be a NiGHTS Chao, then a Knuckles Chao. Then I got to plan the rest! **Speeds off** |
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| 06-11-2004, 06:46 PM | #34 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: PA, US Posts: 4,548 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post | LM: Sorry must've passed out. (Gets up.) Anyway where was I? Oh yes. We've found where the girls are. TCG: Where? LM: Well they're under THIS VERY BAR! Everyone else: O.O SJR: What the hell. Do we have a spy in here? Eggman: Did everyone forget about me? Gamechamp: Oh crap. Eggman: It was I along with every other villian in the video game world who kidnapped those girls. And we'll be taking VGF members starting with the two girls in here. TCG: Just for the record I'm not a girl. I'm a janitor. Eggman: ... LM: ... SJR: ... Mascots and little kids: ... Gamechamp: What's everyone so quiet about? Eggman: Shut up you! *knocks Gamechamp out*. Eggman: Now TCG, Samantha come with me. TCG: Oh, yeah? *pulls out her rubber chicken of doom* (Correct me if I'm wrong TCG, but in another ongioing story didn't you have this?) TCG: You won't take me without a fight. Besides who's gonna clean up the barf? Samantha: Yeah, I'll just hide behind TCG. Eggman jumps down, kicks LM and punches SJR. He fires a gun that wraps rope around Samantha and TCG then they disappear and Eggman too. SJR: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! We don't have a janitor now! What are we gonna do with all this barf? LM: *Sighs* As moderator I must see to this, I'll rescue the girls, you people stay here and keep doing whatever the hell you feel like and somebody wake Gamechamp up. LM heads into the basement to try to look for the entrance while the mascots continue to be pummelled by little kids. LM sees the basement is overcrowed. LM: This may take a while. |
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| 06-11-2004, 07:25 PM | #35 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: PA, US Posts: 4,548 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post | L007 goes to play Metal Gear Solid. L007: How do you think LM's doing? SJR: He'll be fine. LM is still trying to fight his way through the basement. A little kid jumps on L007 which causes him to die in the video game. L007: Snake? Are you ok? Snake? SNAKKKKEEEEEEEE! SJR: Sounded just like the video game. |
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| 06-11-2004, 08:04 PM | #36 |
| WELL I AM. Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,532 Thanks: 101 Thanked 337 Times in 199 Posts | L007: Wait, what was I playing Metal Gear Solid for? BSD: Hey, only game to rent right now. L007: As a Sonic Chao, I must assist LM in rescuing the damsels in distress! **Gets his Dimensional Ring for changing, then speeds after LM** LM: Hey, this is a moderator's job! L007: But I'm running for moderator for the SMBHQ Mysteries section! LM: Good enough! Let's go! |
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| 06-11-2004, 09:16 PM | #37 |
| Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Earth Gender: Posts: 1,327 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | TCG: *Appears in a dark room with Eggman and Samantha* Eww...Why is it dark and smell like cheese in here? Eggman: Quiet you. I have cheese issues. TCG: Why did you want to kidnapp us anyway? Eggman: Being evil is lonely. I just want some friends. Samantha: We'll be your friends if you let us go! Eggman: Haha. I lied. Losers. |
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| 06-11-2004, 09:54 PM | #38 |
| WELL I AM. Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,532 Thanks: 101 Thanked 337 Times in 199 Posts | Green Hill Zone Act 1 L007: Crud, he turned the basement into a Sonic game! LM: Luckily, it's only this one level. L007: I guess so. And I get to use my Sonic Chao speed! WE'RE COMING, EGGMAN! **Goes through Green Hill** |
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| 06-11-2004, 10:21 PM | #39 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: PA, US Posts: 4,548 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post | LM and L007 find a secret passage after Green Hill. LM: Alright take this. *hands L007 a Socum handgun* Most powerful handgun there is. L007: What are you gonna use? LM: An AK-74U. L007: A machine gun? That's not fair? LM: Hey we mods get the best guns. L007: Alright then. *Boy I hope I win the mod election.* LM and L007 point their guns and head inside. LM: I've got a radio so the other mods will give us support. L007: Why aren't they here? LM: Since it's my forum I have to see to this. You'll be my back-up. Several robots, moblins and koopa troopas appear. LM: Hopefully Sonic and the other heros will arrive. LM blasts several minions. L007 begins doing likewise. As they begin their way to where the video game/anime/cartoon and VGF girls are being held hostage. Meanwhile TCG and Samantha are led into a room where the 38 others girls sit on the floor, bound and gagged. Soon TCG and Samantha are also bound and gagged and seated on the floor next to the 4 Princess Zeldas. Eggman joins the other villians which include Ganon, Bowser and lots of others. Girls: *voices are muffled by their gags* MMMMPPPPPHHHH! Eggman: That makes 40 now, we have more enough to demand for 30 billion dollars from Nintendo, Sega, Sony, Microsoft, Capcom, Konami, EA etc. LM and L007 enter with all the video game heros, the fight is about to begin. To be continued. |
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| 06-11-2004, 10:56 PM | #40 |
| WELL I AM. Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,532 Thanks: 101 Thanked 337 Times in 199 Posts | L007: **Enters first** Wow, look at all the girls! Oh, hi Eggman! We're here to kill you! Eggman: **Presses a button and sends 50,000 SWATBots after LM and L007** Hahahaha!! L007: Crap! **Watch beeps** Huh? Oh boy, it's time to change into... **Hops into the Dimensional Ring, then flys out** NiGHTS Chao! The power of flight, elegence, and... AAAAAAARGGGGHHHH! I'M A GIRL! **Smacks his head** Argh... even though some NiGHTS Chao can still be male, why can't I? Eggman: **Starts laughing** L007: Grrr... **Hits Eggman with a large club** This isn't funny... **Starts to warp in and out of the Dimensional Ring until he becomes a male NiGHTS Chao** Better. NOW TO FIGHT! **Takes his Chao sword out and slices a few bots** |
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