Station Square Bar and Grille 2.1 - Page 5

**BEARD BURGER MASTER** · 06-13-2004, 04:21 PM

L007: A Power Ring! **Grabs it, then the SatAM theme plays** Sonic, catch! **Throws it to Sonic**

Sonic: Got it! I feel the power of the ring! **Speeds towards Eggman**
Blue streak... speeds by... Sonic the Hedgehog...

Eggman: Wait, that was an old show. Besides, this is based on the games.

Sonic: But, I have 49 Rings from before. AND I happened to take Shadow's Chaos Emerald along with the other 6...

Eggman: NO!

Sonic: EGGMAN! THIS IS IT! **Turns Super in a flash of light**

The Luigi Man · 06-13-2004, 04:27 PM

LM: The girls can't put on the earplugs they're all tied up.

All of the girls: MMMMMPPPPPHHHH!

BSD: Sorry.

Super Sonic: Shadow, return to your former self.

In a flash of light, Shadow's eyes return to their usual red color.

Shadow: What?

Sonic: Shadow transform!

Shadow transforms into Super Shadow in a blinding flash of light.

Eggman: Ha! Just what I was waiting for! The timer now changes to 10 minutes! Let's see if you can save the hostages and save the bar now!

LM: I know what I have to do, but first take Eggman out everbody now!

The Luigi Man · 06-13-2004, 06:29 PM

Super Sonic and Super Shadow charge at Eggman's machine it instanctly explodes while Eggman escapes.

Eggman: You think you've won for now? Well I'll be back and far stronger than last time. I'll kidnap all these girls again and demand for even more money. Then that spikey blue hedgehog will pay!

The girls get up and begin hopping since their thighs and ankles are tied together too.

Girls: MMMMPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHH!

LM: Calm down, girls we're getting all of you out of here. Sonic, Shadow create a force field. We've haven't gotten time to untie them.

Sonic and Shadow do so, L007 and BSD help the girls into the force field before going in themselves.

L007: What about you?

LM: I'll stop the bomb.

BSD: How?

LM: With my own body.

Everyone: O.O You can't.

Girls: MMMMMPPPPPPHHHHHH!

LM: Sonic, Shadow get them out now!

Sonic and Shadow have no time to argue as they leave. LM runs to the bomb and uses his body's own energy so that the bomb doesn't destroy the bar. The rest of the gang gets out in time, but LM's fate is unknown.

Sonic and Shadow head back into the basement to see if LM survived, but it is highly unlikely.

BSD: LM...

L007: He sacrificed himself to save us. A noble man indeed.

Girls: MMMMPPPPPHHHHH

L007: We'll untie and ungag them later, right now all we can do is wait.

**BEARD BURGER MASTER** · 06-13-2004, 06:52 PM

L007: **Waits about 7 seconds** Aw, screw this! **Cuts the rope of a few hostages** Now... Oh yeah, can't forget about Sonic 5. **Takes his sword** Now, this may hurt a little. Oh, who am I kidding? This will hurt a lot!! **Puts his sword between the gag and SF's mouth, then rips the gag off**

SF: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!

L007: OWW! MY EARS! **Takes 26 asprin pills** Curse these 15 minutes...

BSD: Eggman is getting away!

L007: Aw, crap yet again!

Black Skull Dragoshi · 06-13-2004, 07:42 PM

BSD:Or is he!? *Pursues Eggman*Get back here,fat-egg!

Eggman:*Running*My name is Eggman!

BSD

o I really give a damn!?

Eggman:No.

BSD:That was a rhetorical question.

Eggman:I knew that.

BSD:*Sarcastic*Yeah,right,and the sky isn't Blue!

Sonic 5 · 06-13-2004, 07:58 PM

SF:Ow...*curses*Well now that Eggman's gone...He is gone right?...Oh well...

L007:Oh my head.Did you have to scream so loud?

SF:Loud?You think that was loud?*laughs*

L007:*takes a few steps back*

The Luigi Man · 06-13-2004, 08:02 PM

Super Sonic and Super Shadow emerge with LM's body.

L007: Is he...

Sonic nods then he and Shadow fly off with LM's body.

L007: The Luigi Man... is dead.

**BEARD BURGER MASTER** · 06-13-2004, 08:15 PM

*10 minutes later*

L007: I'm bored.

BSD: Got Eggman!

L007: Now what?

SF: I don't know... how about freeing all these hostages??!

L007: Nah, let them be.

All the hostages: MMMMMFFFF!!!

L007: Heh, just kidding. **Presses a button on one of Eggman's keyboards, which frees the hostages**

5 Minutes later- All the damsels are back to where they were.

L007: Too bad about LM...

Black Skull Dragoshi · 06-13-2004, 08:23 PM

BSD:Yeah,that's awful.

L007:I wonder where we should hold his funeral.

BSD:How about here?

Everyone:*Looks at BSD*

BSD:What? I thought it was a good idea. Well,do any of you have any better ideas?

The Luigi Man · 06-13-2004, 08:50 PM

TCG: We should do something to honor him at least he's the reason we're all alive.

BSD: We'll hold him a funeral here. The damsels will show up to honor him.

Eggman: One day I'll kidnap them all again and my plan will be even better. Like the Luigi Man said the girl ALWAYS gets kidnapped in a video game.

Eggman runs away.

The funeral will be next post.

tuatara · 06-14-2004, 12:15 AM

Espio: Hm. Thats it. I'm outta here. I quit. *Leaves the Station Square Bar angrily*

**BEARD BURGER MASTER** · 06-14-2004, 09:51 AM

Hmm? Where did Espio go?
**Looks at the mourners coming** (Hmm, they might not know... but I have the one thing that saves LM.) **Pulls out a Time Machine** This only has enough juice to make the trip and back. **Sets the time to just before the bomb blew up** Now to go! **Opens a warp, then jumps in**

The Luigi Man · 06-14-2004, 10:32 AM

It is successful and the Luigi Man is saved.

The mourners immediately disappear since Luigi Man survived. L007 returns to the future.

LM: L007 I really must thank you, you saved my life.

L007: No problem.

LM: Anyway, the damsels are safe and things will get back to normal, I must return to the Mod Forum. You, me and the others will be rewarded for the rescue. But they will get kidnapped again ALL of them.

L007: How do you figure?

LM: In video games the girl ALWAYS gets kidnapped and it ALWAYS happens again.

LM leaves as he and L007 laugh.

**BEARD BURGER MASTER** · 06-14-2004, 10:51 AM

Now that everything is back to normal, I guess I can change. **Swings into his Dimensional Ring and becomes a Knuckles Chao again** I haven't really been a Chao for a while.

Sonic 5 · 06-14-2004, 01:17 PM

SF:Aw,a chao!How cute!

L007:

SF:What?Chao's are cute...Do you hear something?

L007:Yes,I hear...A STAMPEDE!!!!

SF:Hmm...must be the little kids.They've come to see the mascot!

Liitle kids:Look a chao!!!!*run towards L007*

L007:AHHHH!!!!*runs away from the little kids*

SF:What's his problem?

**BEARD BURGER MASTER** · 06-14-2004, 01:24 PM

L007: **Running** WHY ME?!

Kids: GET HIM- **Watches beep** OH BOY! LUNCH TIME! **Run off for some lunch**

L007: *Pant* Thank... goodness. *pant* ... ugh... **Faints**

Black Skull Dragoshi · 06-14-2004, 03:46 PM

BSD:*Cleaning a glass like a normal Bartender would do*

Random Teenager:*Pretending to be an adult*I'll have one beer.

BSD:No. You're a teenager.

RT:No i'm not!

BSD:Yes you are.

RT:No i'm not!

BSD:No you aren't!

RT:Yes I am!

BSD:No you aren't!

RT:Yes I am!

BSD:No you aren't!

RT:Yes I am,and that's final!

BSD:Ha! Gotcha,Looney Toons style!

RT

amn you.

BSD:Now,get out before I throw you out onto the concrete.

RT:*Runs away frightened*

BSD:I hate Mondays.

Sonic 5 · 06-14-2004, 05:15 PM

SF:...Why does he always run from those kids?They don't seem that bad...Maybe they are...

Random Adult:Okay kids!Lunch is over!

Little kids:Yay!Now we can go see the chao mascot!

SF

umb kids...

Little kids:*run over to L007 and see that he's fainted*HEY!WE DON'T WANNA SEE THE MASCOT SLEEP!*kicks L007*

SF:Oh yeah,those kids aren't bad,they're just dumb...

Random Little kid:HEY!THERE'S ANOTHER MASCOT!

Other Little kids:Really where?!

SF:*thinking to self:They must not know that Espio left.Or is there another mascot here?*

Random Litte kid:There!There!There!

Other Little kids:Where's there?

Random Little kid:Over there!Over there!Over there!

SF:*thinking to self:I don't think that kid's terribly bright...*

Other Little kids:Where's over there?

SF:*thinking to self:They're never gonna get anywhere listening to him...*...*laughs*

**BEARD BURGER MASTER** · 06-14-2004, 05:24 PM

L007: **Still on ground, muttering** (Stupid... kid...)

Kids: Look! Free balloons! YAY! **Run over L007 to balloons**

L007: Help... me... please....

Black Skull Dragoshi · 06-14-2004, 05:38 PM

BSD:Okay,let me just go get the bicycle pump.*Pulls out a balloon pump,sticks it in L007's mouth,pushes the pump down,then pulls it up,and repeats the process until L007 is no longer flat*Done.

L007:Thanks. But,did you have to use a bicycle pump?

BSD:Yes. You were as flat as a Pancake.

06-13-2004, 07:42 PM	#85
Black Skull Dragoshi Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Wherever the wind takes me. Posts: 1,032 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 775.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,275.00 Donate	BSD:Or is he!? Pursues EggmanGet back here,fat-egg! Eggman:RunningMy name is Eggman! BSDo I really give a damn!? Eggman:No. BSD:That was a rhetorical question. Eggman:I knew that. BSD:SarcasticYeah,right,and the sky isn't Blue!

06-14-2004, 03:46 PM	#97
Black Skull Dragoshi Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Wherever the wind takes me. Posts: 1,032 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 775.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,275.00 Donate	BSD:Cleaning a glass like a normal Bartender would do Random Teenager:Pretending to be an adultI'll have one beer. BSD:No. You're a teenager. RT:No i'm not! BSD:Yes you are. RT:No i'm not! BSD:No you aren't! RT:Yes I am! BSD:No you aren't! RT:Yes I am! BSD:No you aren't! RT:Yes I am,and that's final! BSD:Ha! Gotcha,Looney Toons style! RTamn you. BSD:Now,get out before I throw you out onto the concrete. RT:Runs away frightened BSD:I hate Mondays.

06-14-2004, 05:15 PM	#98
Sonic 5 Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: A Chair Gender: Posts: 2,044 Thanks: 4 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 1,092.60 Bank: 0.43 Total Points: 1,093.03 Donate	SF:...Why does he always run from those kids?They don't seem that bad...Maybe they are... Random Adult:Okay kids!Lunch is over! Little kids:Yay!Now we can go see the chao mascot! SFumb kids... Little kids:run over to L007 and see that he's faintedHEY!WE DON'T WANNA SEE THE MASCOT SLEEP!kicks L007 SF:Oh yeah,those kids aren't bad,they're just dumb... Random Little kid:HEY!THERE'S ANOTHER MASCOT! Other Little kids:Really where?! SF:thinking to self:They must not know that Espio left.Or is there another mascot here? Random Litte kid:There!There!There! Other Little kids:Where's there? Random Little kid:Over there!Over there!Over there! SF:thinking to self:I don't think that kid's terribly bright... Other Little kids:Where's over there? SF:thinking to self:They're never gonna get anywhere listening to him......laughs

06-13-2004, 04:21 PM	#81
BEARD BURGER MASTER ZAT'S RIGHT! I'M IN ZEE HOUSE! Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,622 Thanks: 105 Thanked 402 Times in 222 Posts Points: 2,440.29 Bank: 43,417.49 Total Points: 45,857.78 Donate	L007: A Power Ring! Grabs it, then the SatAM theme plays Sonic, catch! Throws it to Sonic Sonic: Got it! I feel the power of the ring! Speeds towards Eggman Blue streak... speeds by... Sonic the Hedgehog... Eggman: Wait, that was an old show. Besides, this is based on the games. Sonic: But, I have 49 Rings from before. AND I happened to take Shadow's Chaos Emerald along with the other 6... Eggman: NO! Sonic: EGGMAN! THIS IS IT! Turns Super in a flash of light

06-13-2004, 04:27 PM	#82
The Luigi Man Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: PA, US Posts: 4,548 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 27,243.34 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 27,743.34 Donate	LM: The girls can't put on the earplugs they're all tied up. All of the girls: MMMMMPPPPPHHHH! BSD: Sorry. Super Sonic: Shadow, return to your former self. In a flash of light, Shadow's eyes return to their usual red color. Shadow: What? Sonic: Shadow transform! Shadow transforms into Super Shadow in a blinding flash of light. Eggman: Ha! Just what I was waiting for! The timer now changes to 10 minutes! Let's see if you can save the hostages and save the bar now! LM: I know what I have to do, but first take Eggman out everbody now!

06-13-2004, 06:29 PM	#83
The Luigi Man Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: PA, US Posts: 4,548 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 27,243.34 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 27,743.34 Donate	Super Sonic and Super Shadow charge at Eggman's machine it instanctly explodes while Eggman escapes. Eggman: You think you've won for now? Well I'll be back and far stronger than last time. I'll kidnap all these girls again and demand for even more money. Then that spikey blue hedgehog will pay! The girls get up and begin hopping since their thighs and ankles are tied together too. Girls: MMMMPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHH! LM: Calm down, girls we're getting all of you out of here. Sonic, Shadow create a force field. We've haven't gotten time to untie them. Sonic and Shadow do so, L007 and BSD help the girls into the force field before going in themselves. L007: What about you? LM: I'll stop the bomb. BSD: How? LM: With my own body. Everyone: O.O You can't. Girls: MMMMMPPPPPPHHHHHH! LM: Sonic, Shadow get them out now! Sonic and Shadow have no time to argue as they leave. LM runs to the bomb and uses his body's own energy so that the bomb doesn't destroy the bar. The rest of the gang gets out in time, but LM's fate is unknown. Sonic and Shadow head back into the basement to see if LM survived, but it is highly unlikely. BSD: LM... L007: He sacrificed himself to save us. A noble man indeed. Girls: MMMMPPPPPHHHHH L007: We'll untie and ungag them later, right now all we can do is wait.

06-13-2004, 06:52 PM	#84
BEARD BURGER MASTER ZAT'S RIGHT! I'M IN ZEE HOUSE! Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,622 Thanks: 105 Thanked 402 Times in 222 Posts Points: 2,440.29 Bank: 43,417.49 Total Points: 45,857.78 Donate	L007: Waits about 7 seconds Aw, screw this! Cuts the rope of a few hostages Now... Oh yeah, can't forget about Sonic 5. Takes his sword Now, this may hurt a little. Oh, who am I kidding? This will hurt a lot!! Puts his sword between the gag and SF's mouth, then rips the gag off SF: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! L007: OWW! MY EARS! Takes 26 asprin pills Curse these 15 minutes... BSD: Eggman is getting away! L007: Aw, crap yet again!

06-13-2004, 07:58 PM	#86
Sonic 5 Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: A Chair Gender: Posts: 2,044 Thanks: 4 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 1,092.60 Bank: 0.43 Total Points: 1,093.03 Donate	SF:Ow...cursesWell now that Eggman's gone...He is gone right?...Oh well... L007:Oh my head.Did you have to scream so loud? SF:Loud?You think that was loud?laughs L007:takes a few steps back

06-13-2004, 08:02 PM	#87
The Luigi Man Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: PA, US Posts: 4,548 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 27,243.34 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 27,743.34 Donate	Super Sonic and Super Shadow emerge with LM's body. L007: Is he... Sonic nods then he and Shadow fly off with LM's body. L007: The Luigi Man... is dead.

06-13-2004, 08:15 PM	#88
BEARD BURGER MASTER ZAT'S RIGHT! I'M IN ZEE HOUSE! Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,622 Thanks: 105 Thanked 402 Times in 222 Posts Points: 2,440.29 Bank: 43,417.49 Total Points: 45,857.78 Donate	10 minutes later L007: I'm bored. BSD: Got Eggman! L007: Now what? SF: I don't know... how about freeing all these hostages??! L007: Nah, let them be. All the hostages: MMMMMFFFF!!! L007: Heh, just kidding. Presses a button on one of Eggman's keyboards, which frees the hostages 5 Minutes later- All the damsels are back to where they were. L007: Too bad about LM...

06-13-2004, 08:23 PM	#89
Black Skull Dragoshi Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Wherever the wind takes me. Posts: 1,032 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 775.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,275.00 Donate	BSD:Yeah,that's awful. L007:I wonder where we should hold his funeral. BSD:How about here? Everyone:Looks at BSD BSD:What? I thought it was a good idea. Well,do any of you have any better ideas?

06-13-2004, 08:50 PM	#90
The Luigi Man Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: PA, US Posts: 4,548 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 27,243.34 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 27,743.34 Donate	TCG: We should do something to honor him at least he's the reason we're all alive. BSD: We'll hold him a funeral here. The damsels will show up to honor him. Eggman: One day I'll kidnap them all again and my plan will be even better. Like the Luigi Man said the girl ALWAYS gets kidnapped in a video game. Eggman runs away. The funeral will be next post.

06-14-2004, 12:15 AM	#91
tuatara Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 4,260 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 4,279.50 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 4,779.50 Donate	Espio: Hm. Thats it. I'm outta here. I quit. Leaves the Station Square Bar angrily

06-14-2004, 09:51 AM	#92
BEARD BURGER MASTER ZAT'S RIGHT! I'M IN ZEE HOUSE! Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,622 Thanks: 105 Thanked 402 Times in 222 Posts Points: 2,440.29 Bank: 43,417.49 Total Points: 45,857.78 Donate	Hmm? Where did Espio go? Looks at the mourners coming (Hmm, they might not know... but I have the one thing that saves LM.) Pulls out a Time Machine This only has enough juice to make the trip and back. Sets the time to just before the bomb blew up Now to go! Opens a warp, then jumps in

06-14-2004, 10:32 AM	#93
The Luigi Man Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: PA, US Posts: 4,548 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 27,243.34 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 27,743.34 Donate	It is successful and the Luigi Man is saved. The mourners immediately disappear since Luigi Man survived. L007 returns to the future. LM: L007 I really must thank you, you saved my life. L007: No problem. LM: Anyway, the damsels are safe and things will get back to normal, I must return to the Mod Forum. You, me and the others will be rewarded for the rescue. But they will get kidnapped again ALL of them. L007: How do you figure? LM: In video games the girl ALWAYS gets kidnapped and it ALWAYS happens again. LM leaves as he and L007 laugh.

06-14-2004, 10:51 AM	#94
BEARD BURGER MASTER ZAT'S RIGHT! I'M IN ZEE HOUSE! Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,622 Thanks: 105 Thanked 402 Times in 222 Posts Points: 2,440.29 Bank: 43,417.49 Total Points: 45,857.78 Donate	Now that everything is back to normal, I guess I can change. Swings into his Dimensional Ring and becomes a Knuckles Chao again I haven't really been a Chao for a while.

06-14-2004, 01:17 PM	#95
Sonic 5 Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: A Chair Gender: Posts: 2,044 Thanks: 4 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 1,092.60 Bank: 0.43 Total Points: 1,093.03 Donate	SF:Aw,a chao!How cute! L007: SF:What?Chao's are cute...Do you hear something? L007:Yes,I hear...A STAMPEDE!!!! SF:Hmm...must be the little kids.They've come to see the mascot! Liitle kids:Look a chao!!!!run towards L007 L007:AHHHH!!!!runs away from the little kids SF:What's his problem?

06-14-2004, 01:24 PM	#96
BEARD BURGER MASTER ZAT'S RIGHT! I'M IN ZEE HOUSE! Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,622 Thanks: 105 Thanked 402 Times in 222 Posts Points: 2,440.29 Bank: 43,417.49 Total Points: 45,857.78 Donate	L007: Running WHY ME?! Kids: GET HIM- Watches beep OH BOY! LUNCH TIME! Run off for some lunch L007: Pant Thank... goodness. pant ... ugh... Faints

06-14-2004, 05:24 PM	#99
BEARD BURGER MASTER ZAT'S RIGHT! I'M IN ZEE HOUSE! Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,622 Thanks: 105 Thanked 402 Times in 222 Posts Points: 2,440.29 Bank: 43,417.49 Total Points: 45,857.78 Donate	L007: Still on ground, muttering (Stupid... kid...) Kids: Look! Free balloons! YAY! Run over L007 to balloons L007: Help... me... please....

06-14-2004, 05:38 PM	#100
Black Skull Dragoshi Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Wherever the wind takes me. Posts: 1,032 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 775.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,275.00 Donate	BSD:Okay,let me just go get the bicycle pump.Pulls out a balloon pump,sticks it in L007's mouth,pushes the pump down,then pulls it up,and repeats the process until L007 is no longer flatDone. L007:Thanks. But,did you have to use a bicycle pump? BSD:Yes. You were as flat as a Pancake.