Station Square Bar and Grille 2.1 - Page 6

**BEARD BURGER MASTER** · 06-14-2004, 05:42 PM

L007: Man, oh man. **Falls down on the ground** I'm tired.

SF: I would too if I were over-run by a hundred 5 year olds.

L007: I need to be a NiGHTS Chao. I don't think kids can fly yet.

Kids: **Listening by** Ok, we'll build a plane. Team Alpha Beta will run the wings...

Black Skull Dragoshi · 06-14-2004, 06:14 PM

BSD:*Behind the kids,listening to them*You should really look behind yourselves. I'll have to destroy your plans.

Random Little Kid:And how are you gonna do that?

BSD:I'm my own personal Anti-Air for crying out loud!

RLK:And what's that supposed to mean?

BSD:All I need is one well-placed hit on the wings and your plane's gonna do a nose dive! And if that dosen't work,then i'll have to take to the skies myself!

RLK:Uh,what?

BSD:It means I can fly,you sodding moron.

RLK:Now i'll have to cancel the flying plan,no thanks to you.

BSD:Being a pestilence to little kids screwing up their stupid ideas is a full-time job to me. Well,sometimes.

tuatara · 06-14-2004, 07:37 PM

Espio: Wow, the stupid adventure is over. I'm coming back. *Enters, but turns back into a Espio Chao* Aw crap.

*Kids look at Espio*

Kid: Hey look! A Espio Chao! *Kids run over and crash into Espio*

Espio: Help!....

Sonic 5 · 06-14-2004, 08:39 PM

SF:Should I help Espio?

Espio:YES!!!!

SF:Nah.It's not my prob-

Espio:Please!These kids are evil!

SF:How 'bout n-

Random little kid:There's the other mascot!*points somewhere*

Other Little kids:Aren't mascots supposed to be as small as chao?

Other Random Little kid:Yeah they are!

RLK:No they're not!

ORLK:Yes they are!

RLK:They're not!

ORLK:They are!

This continues for a while...

RLK:They're not!

ORLK:They are!

SF:WILL YOU LITTLE KIDS SHUT UP!!!!

All the little kids:*get a really frightned look on their faces and run away*

SF:Stupid little kids...

**BEARD BURGER MASTER** · 06-14-2004, 08:57 PM

O.O; **Falls before Sonic 5** I am forever in your debt for ridding me of the evil!

Tablecloth Girl · 06-14-2004, 09:18 PM

Random child: Are you the owner?

TCG: Erm... *Hides barf-cleaning utensils* Yesh! Of course!

RC: I'd like to file a law suit. That Espio chao keeps on calling us *bleep*

TCG: Excuse me?

RC: *Bleep*

TCG: Why would he make bleepikng sounds?

RC: That's the censor machine in the corner over there. *Points to a corner with a machine that has a bananna on the front*

TCG: Oh yeah....

RC: I'll see you in court!

TCG: Ok! You have a good day now! [img]smile.gif[/img]

RC: *walks away*

LM: *Walks over* What was that about?

TCG: I dunno. *Cleans up barf*

Black Skull Dragoshi · 06-15-2004, 02:45 AM

BSD:*Whistling a tune*

L007:Uh,BSD,i'll have one Root Beer.

BSD:*Gives L007 a tall,frosty glass of Root Beer*It's on the house.

L007:What?

BSD:You heard me,it's on the house.

L007:Okay,who are you and what have you done with the real BSD?

BSD:*Sarcastic*Ha ha,very funny,L007.

L007:And what's with wearing a helmet or hat with every outfit?

BSD:I was hoping no one would be asking that question. Aw well. *Takes off helmet,revealing long,brown hair*Please don't laugh,I haven't had a haircut in 8 months.

L007:Holy crap!

BSD:*Sighs and takes a sip from his glass of water*

**BEARD BURGER MASTER** · 06-15-2004, 09:26 AM

L007: Well, time to do some work.

BSD: Eh?

L007: **Puts up some signs saying "Vote Me in SMBHQ Mysteries and General Health Mod Elections" Heheh...

BSD: You do relize that General Health is cursed with hackings.

L007: I'll take my chances. Crap, I forgot to change! **Gets his Dimensional Ring out** For Mobius' sake, I hope I stay male. **Jumps in and flys out, once again a NiGHTS Chao, male** Good, it worked!

Tablecloth Girl · 06-15-2004, 12:03 PM

*Stares at BSD*

Black Skull Dragoshi · 06-15-2004, 01:06 PM

BSD:*Looks at TCG*What,haven't you seen a boy with long hair!?

**BEARD BURGER MASTER** · 06-15-2004, 02:39 PM

L007: Huh, there should be an event going on soon.

BSD: Not another attack...

L007: No, I mean something like a party here or something.

Kids: OH BOY! A NiGHTS CHAO!

L007: **Flies up just above the kids reach** These guys are not invited!

Random kid: We got you now! LAUNCH THE CATAPULT!
*Catapult fires a brick, hitting L007 in the head*

L007: OW.... why... me... **Faints onto the ground**

Sonic 5 · 06-15-2004, 04:15 PM

SF:I thought those kids left...

Random little kid:Hey it's that scary hedgehog from yesterday!Get him!

SF:HIM!!!!*turns around,eyes glowing red*HOW DARE YOU MISTAKE ME FOR A BOY!!!!

All little kids:*look frightned*

RLK:*is lifted into the air and thrown through the nearest window*

Rest of the little kids:*run away*

SF:WHY DO PEOPLE MISTAKE ME FOR A BOY?!

**BEARD BURGER MASTER** · 06-15-2004, 04:27 PM

L007: **On the ground, still weak** Maybe... it could be... **Stops** ... so... weak... must... get... root beer...

Sonic 5 · 06-15-2004, 05:31 PM

SF:*thinking to self:Stupid kid...Calm down,calm down,you can't tear down the bar no matter how mad the kid makes you.*...*eyes go back to their normal green color*...

L007:Help...me...help...

SF:*thinking to self:Man I wish he would shut up...*BSD,can I have a root beer?

BSD:Sure.It'll be 10 rings.*gives SF root beer*

SF:Thanks.*gives BSD 10 rings*...*gives L007 the root beer*Shut up now,ok?

**BEARD BURGER MASTER** · 06-15-2004, 05:35 PM

L007: **Chugs the Root Beer down** Thank you! However, I am stlll a little thirsty. HEY BSD!

BSD: What?

L007: 20 Root Beers to me!

BSD: WHAT? 20?!

L007: You're right! Just give me an entire keg of Root Beer! **Stomache starts to rumble** Ugh... I need to rest still. **Sits down**

[ June 15, 2004, 05:41 PM: Message edited by: Luigi007 is The Greatest Nightmare ]

Black Skull Dragoshi · 06-15-2004, 06:45 PM

BSD:*Gives L007 a keg of Root Beer*99 rings.

L007:*Gives BSD 99 rings*Thanks.

BSD:Your welcome.

The Luigi Man · 06-15-2004, 08:50 PM

LM comes into the bar.

TCG: Tough day at the Mod Forum?

LM: Yeah. The only good thing that came out of it was that I finally got my award for saving all those girls.

SJR: Here have a beer.

L007: What about us?

BSD: Yeah, we helped too.

LM: Here (gives the others medals)

TCG: Hey why don't I get one?

LM: Because you were a hostage.

TCG: Oh yeah.

LM: Now I want a nice beer and rest before I go home. I have a meeting with Sonic himself tomorrow.

SJR: Mods are busy people.

The kids come and chase the mascots.

L007: Not again!

**BEARD BURGER MASTER** · 06-15-2004, 09:16 PM

L007: **Plays dead**

Random kid (boy, those random kids are famous today!): Aww, he's asleep! **Kicks L007**

L007: RAAAAAAWWWWWWRR!!

RK: EEEK!! **Runs away**

L007: Now to watch some SatAM on my computer!

Tablecloth Girl · 06-16-2004, 10:08 AM

What ever happened to Shadow Jr? If he doesn't appear soon, someone else will need to have the job as manager.

The Luigi Man · 06-16-2004, 12:46 PM

LM: I don't know, that's why I've been here so long, since SJR hasn't been around. I have other jobs to do you know. He better be back soon. Anyway it's closing hours isn't it? Time to go home people here's your paycheck courtesy of Shane Sacobie from VGF.

06-14-2004, 05:42 PM	#101
BEARD BURGER MASTER ZAT'S RIGHT! I'M IN ZEE HOUSE! Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,622 Thanks: 105 Thanked 402 Times in 222 Posts Points: 2,440.29 Bank: 43,417.49 Total Points: 45,857.78 Donate	L007: Man, oh man. Falls down on the ground I'm tired. SF: I would too if I were over-run by a hundred 5 year olds. L007: I need to be a NiGHTS Chao. I don't think kids can fly yet. Kids: Listening by Ok, we'll build a plane. Team Alpha Beta will run the wings...

06-14-2004, 06:14 PM	#102
Black Skull Dragoshi Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Wherever the wind takes me. Posts: 1,032 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 775.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,275.00 Donate	BSD:Behind the kids,listening to themYou should really look behind yourselves. I'll have to destroy your plans. Random Little Kid:And how are you gonna do that? BSD:I'm my own personal Anti-Air for crying out loud! RLK:And what's that supposed to mean? BSD:All I need is one well-placed hit on the wings and your plane's gonna do a nose dive! And if that dosen't work,then i'll have to take to the skies myself! RLK:Uh,what? BSD:It means I can fly,you sodding moron. RLK:Now i'll have to cancel the flying plan,no thanks to you. BSD:Being a pestilence to little kids screwing up their stupid ideas is a full-time job to me. Well,sometimes.

06-14-2004, 07:37 PM	#103
tuatara Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 4,260 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 4,279.50 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 4,779.50 Donate	Espio: Wow, the stupid adventure is over. I'm coming back. Enters, but turns back into a Espio Chao Aw crap. Kids look at Espio Kid: Hey look! A Espio Chao! Kids run over and crash into Espio Espio: Help!....

06-14-2004, 08:39 PM	#104
Sonic 5 Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: A Chair Gender: Posts: 2,044 Thanks: 4 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 1,092.60 Bank: 0.43 Total Points: 1,093.03 Donate	SF:Should I help Espio? Espio:YES!!!! SF:Nah.It's not my prob- Espio:Please!These kids are evil! SF:How 'bout n- Random little kid:There's the other mascot!points somewhere Other Little kids:Aren't mascots supposed to be as small as chao? Other Random Little kid:Yeah they are! RLK:No they're not! ORLK:Yes they are! RLK:They're not! ORLK:They are! This continues for a while... RLK:They're not! ORLK:They are! SF:WILL YOU LITTLE KIDS SHUT UP!!!! All the little kids:get a really frightned look on their faces and run away SF:Stupid little kids...

06-14-2004, 08:57 PM	#105
BEARD BURGER MASTER ZAT'S RIGHT! I'M IN ZEE HOUSE! Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,622 Thanks: 105 Thanked 402 Times in 222 Posts Points: 2,440.29 Bank: 43,417.49 Total Points: 45,857.78 Donate	O.O; Falls before Sonic 5 I am forever in your debt for ridding me of the evil!

06-14-2004, 09:18 PM	#106
Tablecloth Girl Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Earth Gender: Posts: 1,327 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,938.00 Bank: 1,214.79 Total Points: 3,152.79 Donate	Random child: Are you the owner? TCG: Erm... Hides barf-cleaning utensils Yesh! Of course! RC: I'd like to file a law suit. That Espio chao keeps on calling us bleep TCG: Excuse me? RC: Bleep TCG: Why would he make bleepikng sounds? RC: That's the censor machine in the corner over there. Points to a corner with a machine that has a bananna on the front TCG: Oh yeah.... RC: I'll see you in court! TCG: Ok! You have a good day now! [img]smile.gif[/img] RC: walks away LM: Walks over What was that about? TCG: I dunno. Cleans up barf

06-15-2004, 02:45 AM	#107
Black Skull Dragoshi Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Wherever the wind takes me. Posts: 1,032 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 775.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,275.00 Donate	BSD:Whistling a tune L007:Uh,BSD,i'll have one Root Beer. BSD:Gives L007 a tall,frosty glass of Root BeerIt's on the house. L007:What? BSD:You heard me,it's on the house. L007:Okay,who are you and what have you done with the real BSD? BSD:SarcasticHa ha,very funny,L007. L007:And what's with wearing a helmet or hat with every outfit? BSD:I was hoping no one would be asking that question. Aw well. Takes off helmet,revealing long,brown hairPlease don't laugh,I haven't had a haircut in 8 months. L007:Holy crap! BSD:Sighs and takes a sip from his glass of water

06-15-2004, 09:26 AM	#108
BEARD BURGER MASTER ZAT'S RIGHT! I'M IN ZEE HOUSE! Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,622 Thanks: 105 Thanked 402 Times in 222 Posts Points: 2,440.29 Bank: 43,417.49 Total Points: 45,857.78 Donate	L007: Well, time to do some work. BSD: Eh? L007: Puts up some signs saying "Vote Me in SMBHQ Mysteries and General Health Mod Elections" Heheh... BSD: You do relize that General Health is cursed with hackings. L007: I'll take my chances. Crap, I forgot to change! Gets his Dimensional Ring out For Mobius' sake, I hope I stay male. Jumps in and flys out, once again a NiGHTS Chao, male** Good, it worked!

06-15-2004, 12:03 PM	#109
Tablecloth Girl Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Earth Gender: Posts: 1,327 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,938.00 Bank: 1,214.79 Total Points: 3,152.79 Donate	Stares at BSD

06-15-2004, 01:06 PM	#110
Black Skull Dragoshi Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Wherever the wind takes me. Posts: 1,032 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 775.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,275.00 Donate	BSD:Looks at TCGWhat,haven't you seen a boy with long hair!?

06-15-2004, 02:39 PM	#111
BEARD BURGER MASTER ZAT'S RIGHT! I'M IN ZEE HOUSE! Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,622 Thanks: 105 Thanked 402 Times in 222 Posts Points: 2,440.29 Bank: 43,417.49 Total Points: 45,857.78 Donate	L007: Huh, there should be an event going on soon. BSD: Not another attack... L007: No, I mean something like a party here or something. Kids: OH BOY! A NiGHTS CHAO! L007: Flies up just above the kids reach These guys are not invited! Random kid: We got you now! LAUNCH THE CATAPULT! Catapult fires a brick, hitting L007 in the head L007: OW.... why... me... Faints onto the ground

06-15-2004, 04:15 PM	#112
Sonic 5 Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: A Chair Gender: Posts: 2,044 Thanks: 4 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 1,092.60 Bank: 0.43 Total Points: 1,093.03 Donate	SF:I thought those kids left... Random little kid:Hey it's that scary hedgehog from yesterday!Get him! SF:HIM!!!!turns around,eyes glowing redHOW DARE YOU MISTAKE ME FOR A BOY!!!! All little kids:look frightned RLK:is lifted into the air and thrown through the nearest window Rest of the little kids:run away SF:WHY DO PEOPLE MISTAKE ME FOR A BOY?!

06-15-2004, 04:27 PM	#113
BEARD BURGER MASTER ZAT'S RIGHT! I'M IN ZEE HOUSE! Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,622 Thanks: 105 Thanked 402 Times in 222 Posts Points: 2,440.29 Bank: 43,417.49 Total Points: 45,857.78 Donate	L007: On the ground, still weak Maybe... it could be... Stops ... so... weak... must... get... root beer...

06-15-2004, 05:31 PM	#114
Sonic 5 Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: A Chair Gender: Posts: 2,044 Thanks: 4 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 1,092.60 Bank: 0.43 Total Points: 1,093.03 Donate	SF:thinking to self:Stupid kid...Calm down,calm down,you can't tear down the bar no matter how mad the kid makes you....eyes go back to their normal green color... L007:Help...me...help... SF:thinking to self:Man I wish he would shut up...BSD,can I have a root beer? BSD:Sure.It'll be 10 rings.gives SF root beer SF:Thanks.gives BSD 10 rings...gives L007 the root beerShut up now,ok?

06-15-2004, 05:35 PM	#115
BEARD BURGER MASTER ZAT'S RIGHT! I'M IN ZEE HOUSE! Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,622 Thanks: 105 Thanked 402 Times in 222 Posts Points: 2,440.29 Bank: 43,417.49 Total Points: 45,857.78 Donate	L007: Chugs the Root Beer down Thank you! However, I am stlll a little thirsty. HEY BSD! BSD: What? L007: 20 Root Beers to me! BSD: WHAT? 20?! L007: You're right! Just give me an entire keg of Root Beer! Stomache starts to rumble Ugh... I need to rest still. Sits down [ June 15, 2004, 05:41 PM: Message edited by: Luigi007 is The Greatest Nightmare ]

06-15-2004, 06:45 PM	#116
Black Skull Dragoshi Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Wherever the wind takes me. Posts: 1,032 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 775.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,275.00 Donate	BSD:Gives L007 a keg of Root Beer99 rings. L007:Gives BSD 99 ringsThanks. BSD:Your welcome.

06-15-2004, 08:50 PM	#117
The Luigi Man Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: PA, US Posts: 4,548 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 27,240.34 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 27,740.34 Donate	LM comes into the bar. TCG: Tough day at the Mod Forum? LM: Yeah. The only good thing that came out of it was that I finally got my award for saving all those girls. SJR: Here have a beer. L007: What about us? BSD: Yeah, we helped too. LM: Here (gives the others medals) TCG: Hey why don't I get one? LM: Because you were a hostage. TCG: Oh yeah. LM: Now I want a nice beer and rest before I go home. I have a meeting with Sonic himself tomorrow. SJR: Mods are busy people. The kids come and chase the mascots. L007: Not again!

06-15-2004, 09:16 PM	#118
BEARD BURGER MASTER ZAT'S RIGHT! I'M IN ZEE HOUSE! Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,622 Thanks: 105 Thanked 402 Times in 222 Posts Points: 2,440.29 Bank: 43,417.49 Total Points: 45,857.78 Donate	L007: Plays dead Random kid (boy, those random kids are famous today!): Aww, he's asleep! Kicks L007 L007: RAAAAAAWWWWWWRR!! RK: EEEK!! Runs away L007: Now to watch some SatAM on my computer!

06-16-2004, 10:08 AM	#119
Tablecloth Girl Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Earth Gender: Posts: 1,327 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,938.00 Bank: 1,214.79 Total Points: 3,152.79 Donate	What ever happened to Shadow Jr? If he doesn't appear soon, someone else will need to have the job as manager.

06-16-2004, 12:46 PM	#120
The Luigi Man Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: PA, US Posts: 4,548 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 27,240.34 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 27,740.34 Donate	LM: I don't know, that's why I've been here so long, since SJR hasn't been around. I have other jobs to do you know. He better be back soon. Anyway it's closing hours isn't it? Time to go home people here's your paycheck courtesy of Shane Sacobie from VGF.