Station Square Bar and Grille 2.1 - Page 8

**BEARD BURGER MASTER** · 06-19-2004, 07:44 AM

L007: **Swings through the ring and changes back to a human** Hey, what's that?

SF: Don't try to get revenge right now.

L007: If you could move your head to the right a bit... yeah. There. SOUL CRUSH! **Fires his energy draining attack past Sonic 5 and hits a mutant** I GOT HIM!

SF: O_o;

L007: **Takes his sword out** Time to finish you off! **Runs after the mutant**

Sonic 5 · 06-19-2004, 09:09 PM

SF:*thinking to self:What in the he-*

Kid:*stares at SF*

SF:What the?I thought BSD chased all the kids out...

Kid:*keeps staring at SF*

SF:Why are you staring at me?

Kid:You're that crazy hedgehog who yelled at me and some other kids.

SF:Were you one of those kids arguing about the size of the mascots?

Kid:Yeah.You didn't have to yell!

SF:Would you have prefered being rippied in half?

Kid:*runs away,scared*

SF:...What?

Kid:*running*What a psyc-

BSD:*shouts a bunch of obsceneities as the kid runs over his tail*

Kid:*looks terrified*

SF:Well that can't be good...

**BEARD BURGER MASTER** · 06-19-2004, 09:39 PM

L007: 3...2...1...

Parents: **Come in** There you are! We like to thank you for getting these kids off our backs.

L007: Yeah yeah... now, how about a little tip?

Parents: Oh, yes, here you go. We joined our rings and we're giving you 3000 rings!

L007: WHOH!! 3000?! HEY, BSD! BUY ANYBODY ANYTHING, BECAUSE IT'S ALL ON ME!

Tablecloth Girl · 06-20-2004, 10:14 AM

TCG: I'd like to buy all LM's 100+ Sonic Games! Put it on L007's tap.

LM: No! They arn't for sale!

BSD: 3000 rings and it's sold.

TCG: Deal!

LM: NOooooooooooooooOOOOoooooOOOooooooo

**BEARD BURGER MASTER** · 06-20-2004, 10:44 AM

TCG: ACH! **Falls onto the ground**

L007: NO ONE IS USING ALL 3000 RINGS! **Puts a gag on TCG**

LM: Whew...

The Luigi Man · 06-20-2004, 12:45 PM

LM looks at paper.

LM: I don't have 100 Sonic games, I have over 100 games in general. See here

TCG: MMMMPPPPPPHHHHH!

L007: Anyway what can I use it on? Oh, I can use it to buy all the arcade games in here.

[ June 20, 2004, 12:47 PM: Message edited by: The Luigi Man ]

Tablecloth Girl · 06-21-2004, 09:07 PM

*Cleans up barf with gag still on mouth*

Sonic 5 · 06-21-2004, 09:41 PM

SF:*has arms and legs crossed*...I wish they wouldn't let kids in here at all...

Random Little kid:HEY!

SF:Oh great...What?

RLK:If they didn't kids in here at all you couldn't be in here either!

SF:Um...Yes I could.

RLK:But your a kid!

SF:*thinking to self:Am I a kid?What's the cut off age for being a kid?*...Well I wish they wouldn't let all the little kids in here.

RLK:You still couldn't get in cause-

SF:SHUT UP!!!!

RLK:W-

SF:CAUSE IF YA DON'T I'M GONNA MAKE A BLOODY MESS OUTTA YOUR FACE!!!!

RLK:*runs off in terror*

SF:Stupid little kid...*thinking to self:Why do they let them in here?*

**BEARD BURGER MASTER** · 06-21-2004, 10:21 PM

L007: **Turns into a NiGHTS Chao and walks off** Man, am I bored...

Little kids: LOOK! IT'S THE MASCOT! GET HIM!

L007: *Sigh* Go figure. **Smacks all the kids away with his Chao Sword**

Sonic 5: What happened to your fear of little kids?

L007: It got bored.

Sonic 5 · 06-21-2004, 11:16 PM

SF:*thinking to self:Man some people just love pissing me off.*

L007:I wish they'd keep those kids out of here.

SF:5 4 3 2 1 Ze-

Kid:Hey!*runs up to L007 and spits on him*That wasn't nice!

SF:*laughs*

L007:Why you little brat!*swings sword*

Kid:MOMMY!!!!*runs away*

SF:You not gonna do anything?

L007:No.

SF:Your loss man.If it was me I'd-

Censoring Machine:Hey!

SF:What?

Black Skull Dragoshi · 06-22-2004, 01:06 PM

Censor Machine:IF you continue that sentence i'm gonna...

BSD:*Interrupts*Shut up,you metallic piece of crap. Let her continue before I drill a hole through your CPU.

Censor Machine:I'll be good.

SF:Now,as I was saying before that stupid Censor Machine interrupted me,if it was me I'd slice those stupid little kids into bits and pieces.

BSD:Please,that method sounds mediocre,I would've stabbed the kids one by one on the center of their heads,which would break peirce,the skull,brain,and heart,then slice them into bits and pieces.

SF:BSD,don't you think that's a little too ruthless?

BSD:Maybe,maybe not. Depends on my current mood.

**BEARD BURGER MASTER** · 06-22-2004, 01:18 PM

L007: **Whips out Sonic Adventure DX out and plays it** I've got a NiGHTS Chao and a Sonic Chao in the making!

SF: Isn't it strange that a Chao is raising Chao?

L007: Not to me,

Tablecloth Girl · 06-22-2004, 01:56 PM

TCG: *Notices that chairs arn't being eaten* What ever happened to SJR and WW and Gamechamp?

The Luigi Man · 06-22-2004, 03:15 PM

LM: I don't know didn't you tell SJR you'd be bringing back the SSB&G?

L007: SADX, I'm playing Ice Cap as Sonic and this avalanache is so easy. *Dies in game* D-oh!

SF: You were saying?

The Luigi Man · 06-23-2004, 09:49 PM

Ganon enters.

Ganon: Luigi Man! L007! I challenge to a duel.

LM: *Sighs* From when we defeated you when we had to save the girls?

Ganon: Yep.

LM gets the Master Sword while L007 grabs a bow with Light Arrows.

L007: Let's do it.

**BEARD BURGER MASTER** · 06-23-2004, 09:58 PM

L007: Aww, do I have to? I was just getting comfortable without any kids around.

LM: Yes.

L007: Grr... **Takes out an Action Replay, enters a few codes, then Ganon disappears**

LM: Why did you do that?

L007: Because I want the battling to stay off for a little longer.

LM: **Takes the AC and cancels the codes, and Ganon appears**

BSD: Hah!

L007: Can't he do it?

The Luigi Man · 06-23-2004, 10:00 PM

LM: Whatever let's go.

When L007 fires a Light Arrow and it hits Ganon, Ganon knocks L007 out.

LM: Crap. *Begins swordfighting with Ganon*

The Luigi Man · 06-24-2004, 08:51 PM

BSD: I'll help.

LM: Take this. *tosses BSD the Four Sword*

BSD: What does this doooooooooooooooooo???????????????!!!!!!!!

BSD becomes 4 BSDs.

**BEARD BURGER MASTER** · 06-24-2004, 08:52 PM

L007: **Is on the ground** Damn it...

LM: Get up and help me!

L007: **Fires 32 arrows at Ganon making him disappear** There. Happy?

LM: ...

Tablecloth Girl · 07-08-2004, 02:45 PM

*TCG: *Ties BSD up*

BSD: What the heck are you doing?

TCG: I want to try my skills are a hair dresser. *Grabs some blue food coloring and rubs it all over his hair* This is my special hair gell. *Grabs The bucket from near the chandelier and makes his hair look spikey like Sonic's*

06-19-2004, 07:44 AM	#141
BEARD BURGER MASTER ZAT'S RIGHT! I'M IN ZEE HOUSE! Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,622 Thanks: 105 Thanked 402 Times in 222 Posts Points: 2,439.29 Bank: 43,417.49 Total Points: 45,856.78 Donate	L007: Swings through the ring and changes back to a human Hey, what's that? SF: Don't try to get revenge right now. L007: If you could move your head to the right a bit... yeah. There. SOUL CRUSH! Fires his energy draining attack past Sonic 5 and hits a mutant I GOT HIM! SF: O_o; L007: Takes his sword out Time to finish you off! Runs after the mutant

06-19-2004, 09:09 PM	#142
Sonic 5 Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: A Chair Gender: Posts: 2,044 Thanks: 4 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 1,092.60 Bank: 0.43 Total Points: 1,093.03 Donate	SF:thinking to self:What in the he- Kid:stares at SF SF:What the?I thought BSD chased all the kids out... Kid:keeps staring at SF SF:Why are you staring at me? Kid:You're that crazy hedgehog who yelled at me and some other kids. SF:Were you one of those kids arguing about the size of the mascots? Kid:Yeah.You didn't have to yell! SF:Would you have prefered being rippied in half? Kid:runs away,scared SF:...What? Kid:runningWhat a psyc- BSD:shouts a bunch of obsceneities as the kid runs over his tail Kid:looks terrified SF:Well that can't be good...

06-19-2004, 09:39 PM	#143
BEARD BURGER MASTER ZAT'S RIGHT! I'M IN ZEE HOUSE! Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,622 Thanks: 105 Thanked 402 Times in 222 Posts Points: 2,439.29 Bank: 43,417.49 Total Points: 45,856.78 Donate	L007: 3...2...1... Parents: Come in There you are! We like to thank you for getting these kids off our backs. L007: Yeah yeah... now, how about a little tip? Parents: Oh, yes, here you go. We joined our rings and we're giving you 3000 rings! L007: WHOH!! 3000?! HEY, BSD! BUY ANYBODY ANYTHING, BECAUSE IT'S ALL ON ME!

06-20-2004, 10:14 AM	#144
Tablecloth Girl Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Earth Gender: Posts: 1,327 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,935.00 Bank: 1,214.79 Total Points: 3,149.79 Donate	TCG: I'd like to buy all LM's 100+ Sonic Games! Put it on L007's tap. LM: No! They arn't for sale! BSD: 3000 rings and it's sold. TCG: Deal! LM: NOooooooooooooooOOOOoooooOOOooooooo

06-20-2004, 10:44 AM	#145
BEARD BURGER MASTER ZAT'S RIGHT! I'M IN ZEE HOUSE! Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,622 Thanks: 105 Thanked 402 Times in 222 Posts Points: 2,439.29 Bank: 43,417.49 Total Points: 45,856.78 Donate	TCG: ACH! Falls onto the ground L007: NO ONE IS USING ALL 3000 RINGS! Puts a gag on TCG LM: Whew...

06-20-2004, 12:45 PM	#146
The Luigi Man Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: PA, US Posts: 4,548 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 27,224.34 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 27,724.34 Donate	LM looks at paper. LM: I don't have 100 Sonic games, I have over 100 games in general. See here TCG: MMMMPPPPPPHHHHH! L007: Anyway what can I use it on? Oh, I can use it to buy all the arcade games in here. [ June 20, 2004, 12:47 PM: Message edited by: The Luigi Man ]

06-21-2004, 09:07 PM	#147
Tablecloth Girl Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Earth Gender: Posts: 1,327 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,935.00 Bank: 1,214.79 Total Points: 3,149.79 Donate	Cleans up barf with gag still on mouth

06-21-2004, 09:41 PM	#148
Sonic 5 Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: A Chair Gender: Posts: 2,044 Thanks: 4 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 1,092.60 Bank: 0.43 Total Points: 1,093.03 Donate	SF:has arms and legs crossed...I wish they wouldn't let kids in here at all... Random Little kid:HEY! SF:Oh great...What? RLK:If they didn't kids in here at all you couldn't be in here either! SF:Um...Yes I could. RLK:But your a kid! SF:thinking to self:Am I a kid?What's the cut off age for being a kid?...Well I wish they wouldn't let all the little kids in here. RLK:You still couldn't get in cause- SF:SHUT UP!!!! RLK:W- SF:CAUSE IF YA DON'T I'M GONNA MAKE A BLOODY MESS OUTTA YOUR FACE!!!! RLK:runs off in terror SF:Stupid little kid...thinking to self:Why do they let them in here?

06-21-2004, 10:21 PM	#149
BEARD BURGER MASTER ZAT'S RIGHT! I'M IN ZEE HOUSE! Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,622 Thanks: 105 Thanked 402 Times in 222 Posts Points: 2,439.29 Bank: 43,417.49 Total Points: 45,856.78 Donate	L007: Turns into a NiGHTS Chao and walks off Man, am I bored... Little kids: LOOK! IT'S THE MASCOT! GET HIM! L007: Sigh Go figure. Smacks all the kids away with his Chao Sword Sonic 5: What happened to your fear of little kids? L007: It got bored.

06-21-2004, 11:16 PM	#150
Sonic 5 Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: A Chair Gender: Posts: 2,044 Thanks: 4 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 1,092.60 Bank: 0.43 Total Points: 1,093.03 Donate	SF:thinking to self:Man some people just love pissing me off. L007:I wish they'd keep those kids out of here. SF:5 4 3 2 1 Ze- Kid:Hey!runs up to L007 and spits on himThat wasn't nice! SF:laughs L007:Why you little brat!swings sword Kid:MOMMY!!!!runs away SF:You not gonna do anything? L007:No. SF:Your loss man.If it was me I'd- Censoring Machine:Hey! SF:What?

06-22-2004, 01:06 PM	#151
Black Skull Dragoshi Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Wherever the wind takes me. Posts: 1,032 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 775.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,275.00 Donate	Censor Machine:IF you continue that sentence i'm gonna... BSD:InterruptsShut up,you metallic piece of crap. Let her continue before I drill a hole through your CPU. Censor Machine:I'll be good. SF:Now,as I was saying before that stupid Censor Machine interrupted me,if it was me I'd slice those stupid little kids into bits and pieces. BSD:Please,that method sounds mediocre,I would've stabbed the kids one by one on the center of their heads,which would break peirce,the skull,brain,and heart,then slice them into bits and pieces. SF:BSD,don't you think that's a little too ruthless? BSD:Maybe,maybe not. Depends on my current mood.

06-22-2004, 01:18 PM	#152
BEARD BURGER MASTER ZAT'S RIGHT! I'M IN ZEE HOUSE! Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,622 Thanks: 105 Thanked 402 Times in 222 Posts Points: 2,439.29 Bank: 43,417.49 Total Points: 45,856.78 Donate	L007: Whips out Sonic Adventure DX out and plays it I've got a NiGHTS Chao and a Sonic Chao in the making! SF: Isn't it strange that a Chao is raising Chao? L007: Not to me,

06-22-2004, 01:56 PM	#153
Tablecloth Girl Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Earth Gender: Posts: 1,327 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,935.00 Bank: 1,214.79 Total Points: 3,149.79 Donate	TCG: Notices that chairs arn't being eaten What ever happened to SJR and WW and Gamechamp?

06-22-2004, 03:15 PM	#154
The Luigi Man Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: PA, US Posts: 4,548 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 27,224.34 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 27,724.34 Donate	LM: I don't know didn't you tell SJR you'd be bringing back the SSB&G? L007: SADX, I'm playing Ice Cap as Sonic and this avalanache is so easy. Dies in game D-oh! SF: You were saying?

06-23-2004, 09:49 PM	#155
The Luigi Man Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: PA, US Posts: 4,548 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 27,224.34 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 27,724.34 Donate	Ganon enters. Ganon: Luigi Man! L007! I challenge to a duel. LM: Sighs From when we defeated you when we had to save the girls? Ganon: Yep. LM gets the Master Sword while L007 grabs a bow with Light Arrows. L007: Let's do it.

06-23-2004, 09:58 PM	#156
BEARD BURGER MASTER ZAT'S RIGHT! I'M IN ZEE HOUSE! Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,622 Thanks: 105 Thanked 402 Times in 222 Posts Points: 2,439.29 Bank: 43,417.49 Total Points: 45,856.78 Donate	L007: Aww, do I have to? I was just getting comfortable without any kids around. LM: Yes. L007: Grr... Takes out an Action Replay, enters a few codes, then Ganon disappears LM: Why did you do that? L007: Because I want the battling to stay off for a little longer. LM: Takes the AC and cancels the codes, and Ganon appears BSD: Hah! L007: Can't he do it?

06-23-2004, 10:00 PM	#157
The Luigi Man Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: PA, US Posts: 4,548 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 27,224.34 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 27,724.34 Donate	LM: Whatever let's go. When L007 fires a Light Arrow and it hits Ganon, Ganon knocks L007 out. LM: Crap. Begins swordfighting with Ganon

06-24-2004, 08:51 PM	#158
The Luigi Man Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: PA, US Posts: 4,548 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 27,224.34 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 27,724.34 Donate	BSD: I'll help. LM: Take this. tosses BSD the Four Sword BSD: What does this doooooooooooooooooo???????????????!!!!!!!! BSD becomes 4 BSDs.

06-24-2004, 08:52 PM	#159
BEARD BURGER MASTER ZAT'S RIGHT! I'M IN ZEE HOUSE! Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,622 Thanks: 105 Thanked 402 Times in 222 Posts Points: 2,439.29 Bank: 43,417.49 Total Points: 45,856.78 Donate	L007: Is on the ground Damn it... LM: Get up and help me! L007: Fires 32 arrows at Ganon making him disappear There. Happy? LM: ...

07-08-2004, 02:45 PM	#160
Tablecloth Girl Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Earth Gender: Posts: 1,327 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,935.00 Bank: 1,214.79 Total Points: 3,149.79 Donate	TCG: Ties BSD up* BSD: What the heck are you doing? TCG: I want to try my skills are a hair dresser. Grabs some blue food coloring and rubs it all over his hair This is my special hair gell. Grabs The bucket from near the chandelier and makes his hair look spikey like Sonic's