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Old 06-07-2004, 08:04 PM   #1
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When I first became a member there was a topic like this made by the old mod. Even before Rouge. 1 to 2 years ago introduced a new version of it. Check it out in the archives: http://www.vgf.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbcg...;f=77;t=000023

We had a glorious time. It was FUN!!!! Then at the end I went on vacation or something. The other regulars at the topic created a sequal.When I came back I looked at the topic, and it was a mess. There were many spammers and overall losers. I basically never posted there 'cause it was pathetic.

I believe it is time for a new better era.

I, as your janitor, leave anymore speach-making to our manager: Shadow JR.

(Appalse)
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Old 06-07-2004, 09:26 PM   #2
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If you don't mind I'll be the assistant manager helping out whenever you may need it.
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Old 06-08-2004, 12:55 AM   #3
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BSD:*Enters through the front door*Anything I can do to help?
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Old 06-08-2004, 10:25 AM   #4
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Hmm... A mod as the assistant manager... Think of the possiblilities....

[thought bubble]

LM: uh...

[/thought bubble]

OK.. I can't think of any.

Jobs:
1. Sonic team mascots! Be either Sonic, Tails, Rouge, Knuckles, Gamma, Chao, or Tikal!

2. little Kids! They attack the Mascots! (5)

3. Parents! They force the kids off the mascots! (10)

4. Passerby! Kinda' obvious...(unlimited)

5. Bartender! Wait...(5)

-Comedian

-Manager (Can make new jobs)
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-Assit. Manager (Takes over when Manager isn't
there)
Filled

-DJ

Choose one, BSD. LM, you're hired.
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BSD:I'll be a Bartender. Wait a second. *Jumps into his Dimensional Storage Box and comes out wearing a Bartender's outfit*What? If i'm going to do this job I might as well look the part,right?
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Hmmm, I guess a Mascot. But which one? Tails or a Chao? (Or is that Chaos 0?) ... can't I be both? A Tails Chao! Can I do that? Heheh... if not, a Chao then... (Unless you meant Chaos 0, then Tails)

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I'll sign up for a mascot. I'll be Gamma.
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Everyone in the bar freezes as a cloaked figure walks in.

Figure: I'm baaaaaaack... AND I'M GOING TO KILL-

Everyone: :Gasp:

Figure: -MR. BURNS ON THE SIMPSONS ARCADE GAME!

He takes off the cloak to show he is Gamechamp and goes to play arcade games mindlessly.

(for those who do not know, Gamechamp is a robot that looks like Megaman, only red)

Gamechamp: Wait... no... not again... it's happened again... money... all gone... WHY?!?!?!?! Why did I have to buy that hot dog?!?!?!?!

TCG comes over.

TCG: You could get a job!

Then she goes back to do whatever she was doing.

Gamechamp: Hmmm... Great idea! (becomes bartender)

SJr.: Wait, weren't you fired for giving alchohal to little kids?

Gamechamp: <__< >__> (bounds and gags SJr. when nobody's looking and hides him in the back room)

Gamechamp: Doodoodoo... just your normal bartender here...
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~bursts in the door~

WW: I'm back! And I'm here to regain my position as janitor!

~Starts chewing on a chair~
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BSD:*Humming to self while cleaning one of the empty glasses*Well,this is dull. But,meh i've had a lot more dull moments than this.

WW:*Eating a chair*Eh,it gets more exciting after a while.

BSD:Why the crap are you eating a chair?

WW:Because I have a stomach that's built like a tank.

BSD:Meh. Whatever.
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TCG: Where is SJR? Gamechamp do you know?

Gamechamp: Um, no.... *bounds and gags TCG and throws her in with SJR*

Gamechamp: Now I control the whole bar! Mwahahahahahahahaha!

?: Not if I have anything to say about it.

Gamechamp: Wha?

Eggman: I'll conquer all of Station Square starting with this bar!

Gamechamp: *gulp*
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L007: Well, now to get into my costume! **Jumps into a rip in time and space and comes out a Tails Chao**

LM: Nice costume. Really life-like.

L007: What costume? I'm not wearing a costume.

BSD: But... how...

L007: Do you really think that there's a costume that size that I can fit in? Sheesh, people these days. **Uses his tails to fly to the bar** I'll have a Root Beer.
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BSD:*Gives L007 a tall,frosty glass of Root Beer*That'll be 10 Rings.

L007:Thanks.*Hands BSD 10 Rings*

BSD:Meh. I'm going to check the back room for inventory. *Walks into the back room and sees TCG and SJR*What the crap are you doing here? This is my inventory room. I store weapons,food,drinks,and ancient relics,but I don't store girls and hedgehogs!

TCG:*Voice is muffled by her gag*

BSD:Give me that!*Rips off TCG's gag quickly,then cuts the rope in half,then does the same for SJR*Now,please tell me,why crap were you bound and gag in the back room!?

SJR and TCG:*At the same time*Gamechamp put us in here.

BSD:I should've seen THAT answer coming from a mile away. *Sighs*I hate Thursdays.
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L007: Hey, you serve weapons?

BSD: Well, I just said...

L007: I need a Chao sword because of the kids who may attack me and I can't wield my own sword.

BSD: **Checks** Here's one. 200 rings.

L007: **Gives 200 rings** Good thing I have my trusty Gamecube and Sonic 3 and Knuckles on Sonic Mega Collection! The bonus games really rack in the rings! **Counts his rings** Hmm, got about 500 left. **Drinks his Root Beer**
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LM is reading the paper.

LM: Hey take a lot at this. Several video game woman have disappeared and no one knows where they are.

TCG: Oh, really? Who?

LM: Peach, Daisy, All 4 Zeldas.

SJR: 4 Zeldas?

LM: Yes going by history there exist 4 Zeldas in the Legend of Zelda timeline. Zelda the first is in Ocarina of Time. Zelda the second is in the Wind Waker. Zelda the third is in A Link to the Past. Zelda the forth is in the original Legend of Zelda.

SJR: Does this mean...?

LM: Yes, there are 4 Links.

SJR: Does this mean there are 4 Marios?

TCG: No, there is only 1 Mario.

SJR: Ah. Go on Luigi Man.

LM continues the list.

LM: Amy Rose.

TCG: From the Sonic games you mean?

LM: Yep.

TCG: Again.

SJR: Go on...

LM: Batgirl from that old cartoon show a couple of years ago.

TCG: She ain't a video game character.

SJR: She was in Batman: Vengeance for the GCN.

TCG: Oh.

SJR: Go on, LM.

LM: Supergirl from that old cartoon show a few years ago, Hermione Granger, Tea Gardner, Serenity Wheeler. Let me get this off my chest. 4Kids sucks.

TCG: Oh yeah.

SJR: Definately.

BSD: Got to agree with that.

L007: Oh yeah.

SJR: How many more?

LM: About 30 girls have been captured.

SJR: Hmm, interesting.

Shane: Attention all moderators report to the Mod Forum for discussion on the kidnapped video game girls.

LM: Crap, I've gotta go I'll be back with more news.

LM leaves.

SJR: Well we probably haven't heard the last of this.

Gamechamp: Yeah.

TCG: You still here?
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At the SSB&G. TCG is mopping the floor.

TCG: *Sighs*

SJR: What are you so upset about.

TCG: Oh nothing. I just wonder if they'll kidnap VGF girls next.

SJR: Oh please this is probably some sick joke.

L007: (playing Sonic Adventure) What?

SJR: Just play your game.

TCG: How's the anti-4Kids club going in the basement?

SJR: We're thriving countless anime fans have signed up.

TCG: Countless?

SJR: Up to 1000.

BSD: They did ruin Sonic X episode 26 with their crappy music.

SJR: Don't get me started. The dub started out good, but then 4Kids decided to stop trying and make it crappy.

TCG: WHY DID 4KIDS GET SONIC X WHY?

BSD: Guess what I heard.

SJR: What?

BSD: 4Kids got One Piece!

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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L007: One Piece? Never heard of it. **Gets F-Zero GX out**

TCG: It's a good anime!

L007: ...Well, if 4Kids got it, it's going to suck. Maybe Funimation should of gotten it? They didn't turn the blood blue on DBZ, unlike Knights of the Zodiac, that was disgusting. I would perfer red blood.

SJR: 4Kids ruins it all!

L007: Meh. Time for F-Zero GX! I need to win two Standard difficulty classes to get enouigh tickets for the final Story chapter. **Goes to play**
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LM returns.

BSD: What did you find out?

LM: Oh, nothing just what I told you before.

Everyone else: *sighs*

The anti-4Kids club begins piling up.

TCG: We're going to make the bar bigger.
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Espio: Now I've gotten my costume now. *Puts it on*

*Espio walks out in his Gamma suit*

Espio: Now, in mascot mode.

L007: Finally, you're finished.

Espio: *Sees a stampede of children running to them* stampede coming after us. Run.

*Espio and L007 run away, but they get attacked*

Espio: Mission Failed.

L007: Enough of that.

Espio: Fine fox boy.

L007: Don't call me that!
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Espio:*Sees a lot more children*Second wave coming. Run!! *Runs away*

L007:Aw,mittens.*Runs away*

Espio and L007 accidentally run over BSD's tail,then the group of little children also run over BSD's tail.

BSD:WHO DARES STEP ON MY TAIL AND GETS AWAY WITH IT WITHOUT APOLOGIZING?!*Sees Espio,L007,and group of children*Culprits sighted. Objective:Massacre them. *Pursues them*
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