SMBhq Caption Contest - 200 Point Marathon

**Sean P Kelly** · 07-19-2005, 02:46 PM

OK peeps, here is the new and improved Caption Contest. The old scoring system will return, but with a new twist.

Depending on when you post your caption, you will get more points if you win.

The scoring system is like so:
Within One Day - 10 Points
2-3 Days - 5 Points
4-6 Days - 2 Points
A Week Or More - 1 Point

This Caption Contest will go on until someone reaches 200 points (so try to get those captions in early)

So let's start things off:

Glyph Phoenix · 07-19-2005, 03:37 PM

That's a bad way to do things. I mean, just because somebody happens to be here on the right day they get twice as many points as they would have gotten if they posted a day later? What kind of gimmick is that? Geez.

And now, for the caption...

The Venus Plumber Trap tries to catch victims with its shoplike appearance, but upon entering it snaps closed, swallowing whoever remains inside.

OcarinaMan · 07-19-2005, 04:02 PM

Mario: Koopa, youse has displeased me...
Koopa: D-Don Mario! I swear, I'll have the money soon! Just give me more time.
Mario: One day, Koopa. Be careful not to anger me again. Ya gots da moichendise?
Koopa: Right here, sir. B-but, why do you want lipstick?
Mario: It's, uh, for my daughter.

Cloaked Dude · 07-19-2005, 05:27 PM

Mario: I would like some potions.
Koopa: Gotchya!
*sotre closes*
Mario: Now why did you close the store when I was in here?
Koopa: I have NO idea!
Toad (outside): You two better not be fighting there!
Mario: We're not! *punches koopa*

**Sean P Kelly** · 07-19-2005, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Glyph Phoenix:
That's a bad way to do things. I mean, just because somebody happens to be here on the right day they get twice as many points as they would have gotten if they posted a day later? What kind of gimmick is that? Geez.

Most of the captions are done within the first day anyway, so what are you complaining about? This just encourages people to play, and it also prevents a single person from having a large lead that will never be beaten (since the points you get fluctuate).

Maynard James Keenan · 07-19-2005, 06:57 PM

Mario:I want a pony doll and a Captain Churro lunchbox and a monkey that will eat my brain and the complete works of Jay Resop(best book ever)and a cheeseburger.
Koopa:This is a shoe store...
Mario:But I want to eat the lizard!I swear!
Koopa:*loads rifle*

***Ace Mercury*** · 07-19-2005, 07:22 PM

"Wait a sec! These aren't real Pokeballs; they're cheap, off-colour knockoffs!"

**Sean P Kelly** · 07-19-2005, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ace Mercury:
"Wait a sec! These aren't real Pokeballs; they're cheap, off-colour knockoffs!"

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I don't think I will ever get a better one than this.

OK, this picture was posted today, so Ace gets 10 points!

Score Board
Ace - 10

Good way to start things off.

Next picture:

[ July 19, 2005, 08:06 PM: Message edited by: Gimpy ]

***Ace Mercury*** · 07-19-2005, 08:51 PM

Who'da thought the gingerbread man would be such a jerk.

OcarinaMan · 07-20-2005, 12:10 AM

Unfortunately, Wario was forced to eat crow, along with a good deal of Mario's fist, two seconds later.

thunt · 07-20-2005, 10:05 AM

Mommy always says never to run with sharp objects...

***CaptHayfever*** · 07-20-2005, 11:07 AM

...the heck? Just 'cause I can't get online in the evening, I don't get to play? What's that all about?
Anyway:

The NEW Wario-steals-the-key playset! Key not included.

Maynard James Keenan · 07-20-2005, 02:07 PM

Toad:Mario why are we chasing him when I've got a spare key?
Mario:Cause he already got a brand new pair of rollerskates and that's my brand new key!

Cloaked Dude · 07-20-2005, 03:56 PM

"Wario! No! Its a bomb!"

***Ace Mercury*** · 07-20-2005, 04:33 PM

^^^ Yeah, I know; should've at least waited 'til the end of the day. But, I am winning by ten points, so maybe I shouldn't complain. ^.^()

Antisocial · 07-20-2005, 05:13 PM

Big talk coming from someone with such stubby legs.

OcarinaMan · 07-31-2005, 08:22 PM

Update plz.

**Sean P Kelly** · 08-01-2005, 09:10 AM

This seems like the best one:

Quote:

Originally posted by Ace Mercury:
Who'da thought the gingerbread man would be such a jerk.

It was posted the same day, so Ace gets (another) 10 points!

Score Board
Ace - 20

Next image:

***CaptHayfever*** · 08-01-2005, 10:20 AM

A new Mario tie-in, Rampage: Mushroom Kingdom Tour

Maynard James Keenan · 08-01-2005, 12:18 PM

Mario:Mulk smash puny Goombas!
Luigi:Someone didn't take their medication!

07-19-2005, 02:46 PM	#1
Sean P Kelly SMBHQ Mod Movies Mod Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Toronto, ON, Canada Gender: Posts: 3,393 Thanks: 10 Thanked 46 Times in 36 Posts Points: 207,618.73 Bank: 152,388.02 Total Points: 360,006.75 Donate	OK peeps, here is the new and improved Caption Contest. The old scoring system will return, but with a new twist. Depending on when you post your caption, you will get more points if you win. The scoring system is like so: Within One Day - 10 Points 2-3 Days - 5 Points 4-6 Days - 2 Points A Week Or More - 1 Point This Caption Contest will go on until someone reaches 200 points (so try to get those captions in early) So let's start things off:

07-19-2005, 03:37 PM	#2
Glyph Phoenix Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Gender: Posts: 1,774 Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 7,310.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 7,810.00 Donate	That's a bad way to do things. I mean, just because somebody happens to be here on the right day they get twice as many points as they would have gotten if they posted a day later? What kind of gimmick is that? Geez. And now, for the caption... The Venus Plumber Trap tries to catch victims with its shoplike appearance, but upon entering it snaps closed, swallowing whoever remains inside.

07-19-2005, 04:02 PM	#3
OcarinaMan Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ikana Castle Posts: 2,481 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts Points: 9,844.77 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 10,344.77 Donate	Mario: Koopa, youse has displeased me... Koopa: D-Don Mario! I swear, I'll have the money soon! Just give me more time. Mario: One day, Koopa. Be careful not to anger me again. Ya gots da moichendise? Koopa: Right here, sir. B-but, why do you want lipstick? Mario: It's, uh, for my daughter.

07-19-2005, 05:27 PM	#4
Cloaked Dude Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: North Carolina Gender: Posts: 699 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,878.34 Bank: 218.48 Total Points: 3,096.82 Donate	Mario: I would like some potions. Koopa: Gotchya! sotre closes Mario: Now why did you close the store when I was in here? Koopa: I have NO idea! Toad (outside): You two better not be fighting there! Mario: We're not! punches koopa

07-19-2005, 06:57 PM	#6
Maynard James Keenan Cooler than you and you **ing know it. Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Somewhere, being **ing awesome. Gender: Posts: 12,537 Thanks: 690 Thanked 1,144 Times in 770 Posts Blog Entries: 15 Points: 4,193.56 Bank: 36,453.89 Total Points: 40,647.45 Donate	Mario:I want a pony doll and a Captain Churro lunchbox and a monkey that will eat my brain and the complete works of Jay Resop(best book ever)and a cheeseburger. Koopa:This is a shoe store... Mario:But I want to eat the lizard!I swear! Koopa:loads rifle

07-19-2005, 07:22 PM	#7
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,173 Thanks: 379 Thanked 1,658 Times in 837 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 115,289.71 Bank: 31,567,564.03 Total Points: 31,682,853.74 Donate	"Wait a sec! These aren't real Pokeballs; they're cheap, off-colour knockoffs!"

07-19-2005, 08:51 PM	#9
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,173 Thanks: 379 Thanked 1,658 Times in 837 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 115,289.71 Bank: 31,567,564.03 Total Points: 31,682,853.74 Donate	Who'da thought the gingerbread man would be such a jerk.

07-20-2005, 12:10 AM	#10
OcarinaMan Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ikana Castle Posts: 2,481 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts Points: 9,844.77 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 10,344.77 Donate	Unfortunately, Wario was forced to eat crow, along with a good deal of Mario's fist, two seconds later.

07-20-2005, 10:05 AM	#11
thunt Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!!! :punch: Gender: Posts: 1,117 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 4,715.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 5,215.00 Donate	Mommy always says never to run with sharp objects...

07-20-2005, 11:07 AM	#12
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 20,035 Thanks: 318 Thanked 1,018 Times in 616 Posts Points: 123,673.70 Bank: 2,638.67 Total Points: 126,312.36 Donate	...the heck? Just 'cause I can't get online in the evening, I don't get to play? What's that all about? Anyway: The NEW Wario-steals-the-key playset! Key not included.

07-20-2005, 02:07 PM	#13
Maynard James Keenan Cooler than you and you **ing know it. Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Somewhere, being **ing awesome. Gender: Posts: 12,537 Thanks: 690 Thanked 1,144 Times in 770 Posts Blog Entries: 15 Points: 4,193.56 Bank: 36,453.89 Total Points: 40,647.45 Donate	Toad:Mario why are we chasing him when I've got a spare key? Mario:Cause he already got a brand new pair of rollerskates and that's my brand new key!

07-20-2005, 03:56 PM	#14
Cloaked Dude Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: North Carolina Gender: Posts: 699 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,878.34 Bank: 218.48 Total Points: 3,096.82 Donate	"Wario! No! Its a bomb!"

07-20-2005, 04:33 PM	#15
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,173 Thanks: 379 Thanked 1,658 Times in 837 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 115,289.71 Bank: 31,567,564.03 Total Points: 31,682,853.74 Donate	^^^ Yeah, I know; should've at least waited 'til the end of the day. But, I am winning by ten points, so maybe I shouldn't complain. ^.^()

07-20-2005, 05:13 PM	#16
Antisocial Janitor Join Date: May 2000 Gender: Posts: 9,321 Thanks: 4 Thanked 139 Times in 68 Posts Points: 16,341.11 Bank: 59,671.11 Total Points: 76,012.21 Donate	Big talk coming from someone with such stubby legs.

07-31-2005, 08:22 PM	#17
OcarinaMan Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ikana Castle Posts: 2,481 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts Points: 9,844.77 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 10,344.77 Donate	Update plz.

08-01-2005, 10:20 AM	#19
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 20,035 Thanks: 318 Thanked 1,018 Times in 616 Posts Points: 123,673.70 Bank: 2,638.67 Total Points: 126,312.36 Donate	A new Mario tie-in, Rampage: Mushroom Kingdom Tour

08-01-2005, 12:18 PM	#20
Maynard James Keenan Cooler than you and you **ing know it. Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Somewhere, being **ing awesome. Gender: Posts: 12,537 Thanks: 690 Thanked 1,144 Times in 770 Posts Blog Entries: 15 Points: 4,193.56 Bank: 36,453.89 Total Points: 40,647.45 Donate	Mario:Mulk smash puny Goombas! Luigi:Someone didn't take their medication!