The Life and Adventures of Miyamoto

Juclyazzo · 05-25-2006, 09:57 PM

This will be the ongoing story of Shigeru Miyamoto's daily life, with many twists and turns.

(Our story begins at Nintendo Co. Ltd. Shigeru is on his way to work until a strange man stops him near by.)

???: Hey Shiggy, how are the new games for Wii doing?

Miyamoto: Sorry, can't tell you. The game plans are compleatly top secret.

???: Oh come on Shiggy, tell your best friend about the games.

Miyamoto: I don't even know you, so leave now.

(Shigeru enters the Nintendo building)

???: You'll be sorry, Shigeru Miyamoto!!!!!!!

To be continued...

Mario500 · 07-26-2006, 12:19 AM

(Two Nintendo security guards walk toward the stranger)

Guard #1: Say fellow, who are you?

???: None of your business! I must catch up with Miyamoto.

Guard #2: We heard Miyamoto-san say, and I quote, "I don't even know you."

???: You heard wrong, so let in inside or I'll...I'll

Guard #2: You'll...you'll...you'll

???: I'll...I'll...I'll

Guard #1: Please...please...please...shut the HACK up!

(Guard #1 covers mouth)

Guard #2: Let's hope none of our superiors heard that, my friend.

???: There is no need to fret about a little visit to Yamauchi's office, all you need is the fret about is a little pain by way of the HACK.

Guard #2: The what?

???: Too late, dumb-dumb!

(pulls out the HACK)

Guard #1: Wow, all from a fellow who was apparently asleep after "The Motherbrain" announced his retirement.

???: Who is this "Motherbrain" you speak of?

(Guard #2 pulls out Magikoopa's wand)

Guard #2: Too late, dumb-dumb!

(Transforms "???" into...)

Guard #1 and #2: Holy Higginbotham! You're Willy Higginbotham!

Higginbotham: Ah-ha, I knew someone would recognize me from television documentaries and the Internet. Bow down to the creator of "Tennis for Two."

To Be Continued....

Next Time on the New Life and Adventures of Miyamoto...

Higginbotham: I must speak to Shiggy!

Naka: Shigeru is busy, sir.

Higginbotham: Don't lie or you'll get HACKed!

Naka: He's in Wii-related negotiations with my hedgehog.

Mario500 · 07-26-2006, 06:35 PM

Guard #1: Oh great Higginbotham, what wisdom do you bring upon us mortals?

Higginbotham: Mortals?

Guard #1: Yeah, you're a ghost, correct?

(Higginbotham hesitates)

Guard #2: Nice to see you alive and well.

Higginbotham: Yes, thank you very much!

Guard #2: Goodness, you said that in a hurry!

Guard #1: You shouldn't be ashamed of yourself, Willy.

Higginbotham: Silence! The name is Mr. Higginbotham to the rest of you. Now take me to Miyamoto or else.

Guard #1: Whatever you say, Chilly Willy.

(Guard #1 gets HACKed)

Guard #2: Yuri!

(Yuji Naka's automobile slams automobile into Higginbotham)

Naka: I heard your call for help as I was looking for a parking space.

Guard #2: Thanks Naka-san, even though I was yelling the name of my best friend in outrage of his sudden demise.

(Higginboth comes around)

Higginbotham: Who...who the HACK are you?

Naka: I'm Yuji Naka of the Sonic Team and former rival of the great Shigeru Miyamoto.

Higginbotham: I must speak to Shiggy!

Naka: Shigeru is busy, sir.

Higginbotham: Don't lie or you'll get HACKed!

Naka: He's in Wii-related negotiations with my hedgehog.

Higginbotham: I said don't lie!

(Gets his HACK ready)

Naka: "Gets his HACK ready"?

Narrator: That's what I said.

Guard #2: Uh-huh, the narrator is always right.

Higginbotham: You heard the disembodied narrator, prepare for the HACK!

Naka: I don't understand this "HACK," but I'll check with Miyamoto-san via my cellular phone. Do you have one Yen?

Higginbotham: Sure, come to me Paulie! Arrive to me, Paulie!

(Guard #2 snickers before using Magikoopa wand on Naka and himself to reappear in Miyamoto's office)

Higginbotham: Paulie, want me to pull a cracker for you?

(Higginbotham notices Guard #2 and Naka are gone)

Higginbotham: After them Paulie! Paulie!

To be continued...

Next Time on the New Life and Adventures of Miyamoto...

Miyamoto: Iwata-san, Sonic the Hedgehog has been captured!

Iwata: My goodness, we must summon your greatest character!

Miyamoto: Captured as well, sir.

Iwata: They've captured Popeye the Sailor too?

Frumious B, · 07-27-2006, 01:46 PM

^ Don't double post.

I am nobody · 01-12-2008, 04:55 PM

This topic is 18 months old.

05-25-2006, 09:57 PM	#1
Juclyazzo Newbie Join Date: May 2006 Gender: Posts: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,628.65 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 2,128.65 Donate	The Life and Adventures of Miyamoto This will be the ongoing story of Shigeru Miyamoto's daily life, with many twists and turns. (Our story begins at Nintendo Co. Ltd. Shigeru is on his way to work until a strange man stops him near by.) ???: Hey Shiggy, how are the new games for Wii doing? Miyamoto: Sorry, can't tell you. The game plans are compleatly top secret. ???: Oh come on Shiggy, tell your best friend about the games. Miyamoto: I don't even know you, so leave now. (Shigeru enters the Nintendo building) ???: You'll be sorry, Shigeru Miyamoto!!!!!!! To be continued...

07-26-2006, 12:19 AM	#2
Mario500 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: USA Gender: Posts: 3,716 Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 1,323.77 Bank: 574.34 Total Points: 1,898.11 Donate	(Two Nintendo security guards walk toward the stranger) Guard #1: Say fellow, who are you? ???: None of your business! I must catch up with Miyamoto. Guard #2: We heard Miyamoto-san say, and I quote, "I don't even know you." ???: You heard wrong, so let in inside or I'll...I'll Guard #2: You'll...you'll...you'll ???: I'll...I'll...I'll Guard #1: Please...please...please...shut the HACK up! (Guard #1 covers mouth) Guard #2: Let's hope none of our superiors heard that, my friend. ???: There is no need to fret about a little visit to Yamauchi's office, all you need is the fret about is a little pain by way of the HACK. Guard #2: The what? ???: Too late, dumb-dumb! (pulls out the HACK) Guard #1: Wow, all from a fellow who was apparently asleep after "The Motherbrain" announced his retirement. ???: Who is this "Motherbrain" you speak of? (Guard #2 pulls out Magikoopa's wand) Guard #2: Too late, dumb-dumb! (Transforms "???" into...) Guard #1 and #2: Holy Higginbotham! You're Willy Higginbotham! Higginbotham: Ah-ha, I knew someone would recognize me from television documentaries and the Internet. Bow down to the creator of "Tennis for Two." To Be Continued.... Next Time on the New Life and Adventures of Miyamoto... Higginbotham: I must speak to Shiggy! Naka: Shigeru is busy, sir. Higginbotham: Don't lie or you'll get HACKed! Naka: He's in Wii-related negotiations with my hedgehog.

07-26-2006, 06:35 PM	#3
Mario500 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: USA Gender: Posts: 3,716 Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 1,323.77 Bank: 574.34 Total Points: 1,898.11 Donate	Guard #1: Oh great Higginbotham, what wisdom do you bring upon us mortals? Higginbotham: Mortals? Guard #1: Yeah, you're a ghost, correct? (Higginbotham hesitates) Guard #2: Nice to see you alive and well. Higginbotham: Yes, thank you very much! Guard #2: Goodness, you said that in a hurry! Guard #1: You shouldn't be ashamed of yourself, Willy. Higginbotham: Silence! The name is Mr. Higginbotham to the rest of you. Now take me to Miyamoto or else. Guard #1: Whatever you say, Chilly Willy. (Guard #1 gets HACKed) Guard #2: Yuri! (Yuji Naka's automobile slams automobile into Higginbotham) Naka: I heard your call for help as I was looking for a parking space. Guard #2: Thanks Naka-san, even though I was yelling the name of my best friend in outrage of his sudden demise. (Higginboth comes around) Higginbotham: Who...who the HACK are you? Naka: I'm Yuji Naka of the Sonic Team and former rival of the great Shigeru Miyamoto. Higginbotham: I must speak to Shiggy! Naka: Shigeru is busy, sir. Higginbotham: Don't lie or you'll get HACKed! Naka: He's in Wii-related negotiations with my hedgehog. Higginbotham: I said don't lie! (Gets his HACK ready) Naka: "Gets his HACK ready"? Narrator: That's what I said. Guard #2: Uh-huh, the narrator is always right. Higginbotham: You heard the disembodied narrator, prepare for the HACK! Naka: I don't understand this "HACK," but I'll check with Miyamoto-san via my cellular phone. Do you have one Yen? Higginbotham: Sure, come to me Paulie! Arrive to me, Paulie! (Guard #2 snickers before using Magikoopa wand on Naka and himself to reappear in Miyamoto's office) Higginbotham: Paulie, want me to pull a cracker for you? (Higginbotham notices Guard #2 and Naka are gone) Higginbotham: After them Paulie! Paulie! To be continued... Next Time on the New Life and Adventures of Miyamoto... Miyamoto: Iwata-san, Sonic the Hedgehog has been captured! Iwata: My goodness, we must summon your greatest character! Miyamoto: Captured as well, sir. Iwata: They've captured Popeye the Sailor too?

07-27-2006, 01:46 PM	#4
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