CYOA: Waluigi's Totally Appropriate Day - Page 11

Señor Lenny · 09-13-2007, 06:29 PM

D. NEWCOMER: Snake.

The snake eats everyone except for Waluigi. Suddenly--

A. Nothing Happens
B. Sakurai tells Waluigi that he is going to be the hero in SSBB.
C. Waluigi becomes the world's greatest dentist.
D. Waluigi buys a new car.
E. All of the above.

Demonic Lemonade · 09-14-2007, 02:38 PM

F: BIG X-PLOZION

The X-PLOZION sends Waluigi and the snake all the way to Dr.Mr. The snake hits the floor soooooooo hard, it X-PLODES and Wario, Kirby, Link, and Mario survive.

Waluigi : Whew, that was convenient. Now, to go save The Girls!

ALL: TEH YAYS!

now...

A) continue plot
B) Luigi beat them there!
C) Dr.Mr has a seizure
D) Nothing. Just, nothing.
E) Battle Pikachu ninjas!

(your welcome, Val.)

Luigi Fan 950 · 09-17-2007, 08:32 PM

^^^ Does this have to do with the fact that I put Hyper-Strike in the CYOA?

Chop Chop Master Onion · 09-17-2007, 09:00 PM

^ Uh, I didn't even notice that, nor do I know what it is.

Luigi Fan 950 · 09-17-2007, 09:13 PM

^Hyper-Strike is the second-place winner in season 2 of "Who Wants to be a Superhero" on Sci-fi channel.

Frumious B, · 09-17-2007, 10:03 PM

^Who cares about the Sci-Fi channel, let alone that game show?

E.

Wario: OOH! BIG DINNER!

Wario eats all of the Pikaninjas.

Then....

A. Wario craps his pants.
B. They all magically teleport to Dr. Mister's Lair.
C. Everyone goes to the airport and fly to Tokyo.
D. The Pikaninjas make a big hole in Wario's gut and escape.
E. Thwomp.
F. Nothing.

X-3 · 09-18-2007, 06:00 AM

D.) They escape through Wario's gut.

Waluigi: I'll a-save you!

How will Waluigi save Wario?

A.) CPR?
B.) To the Hospital.
C.) He won't. He'll watch him slowly die.
D.) He'll freeze him for 100 years. They'll have a cure to Wario's problem by then, right?
E.) How the hell did Wario get in this story?

Demonic Lemonade · 09-18-2007, 04:11 PM

A.

Waluigi starts the CPR. Then, Waluigi grabs Wario. They lock lips, breathing heavily, and then they...

WARNING! STORY HAS REACHED HIGH LEVELS OF INAPROPRIATNESS! COMMENCING START OVER...

KA-BOOM!

Waluigi woke up. "I think I will have a totally appropriate day!" he said in a gleeful timbre.

He hopped out of bed and walked outside. Suddenly, A GOOMBA ATTACKS! OH TEH NOES!

What does he do?

A. Fight!
B. Run!
C. Cast a Spell!
D. Nothing!

Luigi Fan 950 · 09-18-2007, 04:37 PM

^^^

It's not a game show, it's a reality show And it's not half bad if you ask me, I don't even know why it's on the Sci-fi channel, it's 1000000 time better then anything else I've seen on that channel

C.

But Waluigi is out of MP, and dies
He wakes up in
A. his bed
B. right before the story restarted
C. a hospital
D. Wario's gut

X-3 · 09-18-2007, 05:24 PM

B. Right before the story restardted.

"I've-a got to stop-a Wario from a-dying!" he shouted, jumping out of bed. What will he do?

A. Go to Wario's house and protect him.
B. Go to Wario's house and kill him.
C. Go to Wario's house and set it on fire.
D. Say, "Screw-a Wario!" and go on his motorcycle.

Chunky Kong12345 · 09-18-2007, 06:58 PM

TO: Frumious and Luigi Fan

Hey, screw you. Eureka is awesome.

Frumious B, · 09-18-2007, 10:51 PM

C.

Wario died.

Waluigi: No to save everyone!

Will Waluigi...

A. Go on his motorcycle and go to Dr. Mister's Dungeon of his Haunted House.
B. Buy the PS3.
C. Throw a brick at Dr. Mister's head.
D. Blow up the universe!
E. WARNING! CHALLENGER APPROACHING!
F. All of the above.

Demonic Lemonade · 09-25-2007, 07:38 PM

E

A robot sumo ninja sent by Dr. Mister appeares! Command?

A: Fight!
B: Spell!
C: Item!
D: Run!
E: Fart!

Frumious B, · 10-13-2007, 12:08 PM

B.

"Now spell Encyclopedia!" says Waluigi, imitating a Speak and Spell.

The robot sumo ninja's head explodes, due to the fact that it only knows how to fight, and has no idea how to spell anything, let alone Encyclopedia.

Waluigi: Now to do something!

Will Waluigi...

A. Fall asleep.
B. Beat up Dr. Mister.
C. Join the Army.
D. Search "giant nuclear bomb" on eBay.
E. Rent a movie.
F. Have dinner at a fancy french restaurant.
G. All of the freaking above.

Kamektheheadmagikoopa! · 10-13-2007, 02:12 PM

D. The goomba kills Waluigi!! A.Nothing B.Waliugi gets up and dances like a chicken! C.Cheesepuff!!!!!! D.POPCORN!!!!!!

^^^^HI!!!NO RAESON STARTOVER!!!!!

Demonic Lemonade · 10-13-2007, 07:33 PM

^... I'll ignore that.

^^G

WALUIGIS HEAD ASPLODE from eating giant nuclear escargo and being in the army, beating up Dr. Mister and watching Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore all in his sleep.

Waluigi:"AAH! AAH! NOW I HAVE TO...

A) Grow a new head!"
B) get my brain trimmed!"
C) have a baby!"
D) Create a wormhole leading directly to Dr. Mister's lair!"
E) Wait... what was i doing?"

Lucas · 11-18-2007, 09:15 PM

Wait, what the hell happened to this thread?
I know it's bump, but I don't really care.

E.

Waluigi suddenly wakes up again.

Waluigi: I think I'll stop making random plotlines appear out of nowhere!

Waluigi...
A. Goes to the local park.
B. Starts exercising while listening to music.
C. Starts antagonizing Luigi.
D. Invites Mario over and starts playing Mario Power Tennis on his Gamecube.
E. DISCO DISCO DISCO!!! (Because he likes dancing.)

Frumious B, · 11-18-2007, 10:17 PM

D.

While playing, Waluigi loses. "I HATE YOU MARIO!" says Waluigi.

Will Waluigi...

A. Beat Mario to a bloodied pulp.
B. Throw Mario out the window.
C. Flush Mario down the toilet.
D. Commit Suicide.
E. Jump up and down making noises that sounds like a gorilla having a seizure.

DarkZero · 11-19-2007, 05:55 AM

A.
While beating Mario to a bloody pulp, the police come to his door. Waluigi...

A. Jumps out the window.
B. Accepts murder charges.
C. Attempts to run away.
D. Commit suicide.
E. Some of the above.

Demonic Lemonade · 11-19-2007, 08:19 PM

E.

Waluigi: But I cant! It'll be Innapropriate!

So Waluigi just sits there. The police say...

A. Come out with your hands up!
B: Hello, you're on Candid Camera!
C: We're gonna bust down the door!
D: Hello.
E: Can I play Mario Power Tennis with you?

10-13-2007, 02:12 PM	#215
Kamektheheadmagikoopa! Junior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Somewhere over the rianbow!!! Gender: Posts: 146 Thanks: 5 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts Points: 580.76 Bank: 101.02 Total Points: 681.78 Donate	D. The goomba kills Waluigi!! A.Nothing B.Waliugi gets up and dances like a chicken! C.Cheesepuff!!!!!! D.POPCORN!!!!!! ^^^^HI!!!NO RAESON STARTOVER!!!!! Last edited by Kamektheheadmagikoopa!; 10-13-2007 at 02:34 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

09-13-2007, 06:29 PM	#201
Señor Lenny Señor Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Gender: Posts: 2,002 Thanks: 257 Thanked 225 Times in 101 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 182.00 Bank: 285,975.85 Total Points: 286,157.85 Donate	D. NEWCOMER: Snake. The snake eats everyone except for Waluigi. Suddenly-- A. Nothing Happens B. Sakurai tells Waluigi that he is going to be the hero in SSBB. C. Waluigi becomes the world's greatest dentist. D. Waluigi buys a new car. E. All of the above.

09-14-2007, 02:38 PM	#202
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09-17-2007, 08:32 PM	#203
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Luigi Fan 950 Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: A small, blank, room Gender: Posts: 182 Thanks: 6 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts Points: 868.96 Bank: 1,161.27 Total Points: 2,030.23 Donate	^Hyper-Strike is the second-place winner in season 2 of "Who Wants to be a Superhero" on Sci-fi channel.

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Frumious B, Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,871 Thanks: 294 Thanked 214 Times in 141 Posts Points: 8,022.92 Bank: 52,371.93 Total Points: 60,394.84 Donate	^Who cares about the Sci-Fi channel, let alone that game show? E. Wario: OOH! BIG DINNER! Wario eats all of the Pikaninjas. Then.... A. Wario craps his pants. B. They all magically teleport to Dr. Mister's Lair. C. Everyone goes to the airport and fly to Tokyo. D. The Pikaninjas make a big hole in Wario's gut and escape. E. Thwomp. F. Nothing.

09-18-2007, 06:00 AM	#207
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Inside the dark soul of mankind. Gender: Posts: 9,988 Thanks: 359 Thanked 435 Times in 316 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 17,444.70 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 17,444.70 Donate	D.) They escape through Wario's gut. Waluigi: I'll a-save you! How will Waluigi save Wario? A.) CPR? B.) To the Hospital. C.) He won't. He'll watch him slowly die. D.) He'll freeze him for 100 years. They'll have a cure to Wario's problem by then, right? E.) How the hell did Wario get in this story?

09-18-2007, 04:11 PM	#208
Demonic Lemonade The Super Mario Galaxy Final Bowser Fight music is the mest VGM music EVAR Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ten thousand light years away Gender: Posts: 5,942 Thanks: 227 Thanked 312 Times in 248 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 738.58 Bank: 15,316.24 Total Points: 16,054.82 Donate	A. Waluigi starts the CPR. Then, Waluigi grabs Wario. They lock lips, breathing heavily, and then they... WARNING! STORY HAS REACHED HIGH LEVELS OF INAPROPRIATNESS! COMMENCING START OVER... KA-BOOM! Waluigi woke up. "I think I will have a totally appropriate day!" he said in a gleeful timbre. He hopped out of bed and walked outside. Suddenly, A GOOMBA ATTACKS! OH TEH NOES! What does he do? A. Fight! B. Run! C. Cast a Spell! D. Nothing!

09-18-2007, 04:37 PM	#209
Luigi Fan 950 Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: A small, blank, room Gender: Posts: 182 Thanks: 6 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts Points: 868.96 Bank: 1,161.27 Total Points: 2,030.23 Donate	^^^ It's not a game show, it's a reality show And it's not half bad if you ask me, I don't even know why it's on the Sci-fi channel, it's 1000000 time better then anything else I've seen on that channel C. But Waluigi is out of MP, and dies He wakes up in A. his bed B. right before the story restarted C. a hospital D. Wario's gut

09-18-2007, 05:24 PM	#210
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Inside the dark soul of mankind. Gender: Posts: 9,988 Thanks: 359 Thanked 435 Times in 316 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 17,444.70 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 17,444.70 Donate	B. Right before the story restardted. "I've-a got to stop-a Wario from a-dying!" he shouted, jumping out of bed. What will he do? A. Go to Wario's house and protect him. B. Go to Wario's house and kill him. C. Go to Wario's house and set it on fire. D. Say, "Screw-a Wario!" and go on his motorcycle.

09-18-2007, 06:58 PM	#211
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09-18-2007, 10:51 PM	#212
Frumious B, Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,871 Thanks: 294 Thanked 214 Times in 141 Posts Points: 8,022.92 Bank: 52,371.93 Total Points: 60,394.84 Donate	C. Wario died. Waluigi: No to save everyone! Will Waluigi... A. Go on his motorcycle and go to Dr. Mister's Dungeon of his Haunted House. B. Buy the PS3. C. Throw a brick at Dr. Mister's head. D. Blow up the universe! E. WARNING! CHALLENGER APPROACHING! F. All of the above.

09-25-2007, 07:38 PM	#213
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10-13-2007, 12:08 PM	#214
Frumious B, Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,871 Thanks: 294 Thanked 214 Times in 141 Posts Points: 8,022.92 Bank: 52,371.93 Total Points: 60,394.84 Donate	B. "Now spell Encyclopedia!" says Waluigi, imitating a Speak and Spell. The robot sumo ninja's head explodes, due to the fact that it only knows how to fight, and has no idea how to spell anything, let alone Encyclopedia. Waluigi: Now to do something! Will Waluigi... A. Fall asleep. B. Beat up Dr. Mister. C. Join the Army. D. Search "giant nuclear bomb" on eBay. E. Rent a movie. F. Have dinner at a fancy french restaurant. G. All of the freaking above.

10-13-2007, 07:33 PM	#216
Demonic Lemonade The Super Mario Galaxy Final Bowser Fight music is the mest VGM music EVAR Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ten thousand light years away Gender: Posts: 5,942 Thanks: 227 Thanked 312 Times in 248 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 738.58 Bank: 15,316.24 Total Points: 16,054.82 Donate	^... I'll ignore that. ^^G WALUIGIS HEAD ASPLODE from eating giant nuclear escargo and being in the army, beating up Dr. Mister and watching Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore all in his sleep. Waluigi:"AAH! AAH! NOW I HAVE TO... A) Grow a new head!" B) get my brain trimmed!" C) have a baby!" D) Create a wormhole leading directly to Dr. Mister's lair!" E) Wait... what was i doing?"

11-18-2007, 09:15 PM	#217
Lucas Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: In that one place. Yeah... Gender: Posts: 1,377 Thanks: 50 Thanked 34 Times in 29 Posts Points: 2,071.46 Bank: 96,415.07 Total Points: 98,486.53 Donate	Wait, what the hell happened to this thread? I know it's bump, but I don't really care. E. Waluigi suddenly wakes up again. Waluigi: I think I'll stop making random plotlines appear out of nowhere! Waluigi... A. Goes to the local park. B. Starts exercising while listening to music. C. Starts antagonizing Luigi. D. Invites Mario over and starts playing Mario Power Tennis on his Gamecube. E. DISCO DISCO DISCO!!! (Because he likes dancing.)

11-18-2007, 10:17 PM	#218
Frumious B, Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,871 Thanks: 294 Thanked 214 Times in 141 Posts Points: 8,022.92 Bank: 52,371.93 Total Points: 60,394.84 Donate	D. While playing, Waluigi loses. "I HATE YOU MARIO!" says Waluigi. Will Waluigi... A. Beat Mario to a bloodied pulp. B. Throw Mario out the window. C. Flush Mario down the toilet. D. Commit Suicide. E. Jump up and down making noises that sounds like a gorilla having a seizure.

11-19-2007, 05:55 AM	#219
DarkZero Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Ever notice how Tazy's PDN (STOP LOOKING AT ME) abbreviates to "SLAM"? Gender: Posts: 3,761 Thanks: 322 Thanked 229 Times in 166 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 13,899.64 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 13,899.64 Donate	A. While beating Mario to a bloody pulp, the police come to his door. Waluigi... A. Jumps out the window. B. Accepts murder charges. C. Attempts to run away. D. Commit suicide. E. Some of the above.

11-19-2007, 08:19 PM	#220
Demonic Lemonade The Super Mario Galaxy Final Bowser Fight music is the mest VGM music EVAR Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ten thousand light years away Gender: Posts: 5,942 Thanks: 227 Thanked 312 Times in 248 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 738.58 Bank: 15,316.24 Total Points: 16,054.82 Donate	E. Waluigi: But I cant! It'll be Innapropriate! So Waluigi just sits there. The police say... A. Come out with your hands up! B: Hello, you're on Candid Camera! C: We're gonna bust down the door! D: Hello. E: Can I play Mario Power Tennis with you?