CYOA: Waluigi's Totally Appropriate Day - Page 2

Chop Chop Master Onion · 11-11-2006, 10:41 PM

C.

He went to the Mario Bros. house to play video games. But Mario and Luigi had just bought a PS3, and Waluigi became angry at them for betraying their own system. "How dare..."

A. ...you!"
B. ...thee!"
C. ...you guys get a PS3 and not tell me!"
D. dies suddenly.

Frumious B, · 11-12-2006, 12:41 PM

C.

"How dare you guys get a PS3 and not tell me!" said Waluigi. Then, some one knocked on the door. It was

A. Arnold Schwartznegger.
B. Superman.
C. Elvis Presely.
D. A FREAKING DINOSAUR!
E. Booyakasha.
F. All of the above.

Chop Chop Master Onion · 11-12-2006, 02:27 PM

D.

It was Yoshi! Yay!

"Wahoo! Buh-buh-buh-boo! Yoshi!" spat Yoshi in Waluigi's direction. Waluigi didn't speak the language Riitahrd, however, and took Yoshi's comment as an insult. Enraged, Waluigi...

A. kicked Yoshi in an inappropriate place. (warning: could be inappropriate)
B. yanked out Yoshi's tongue and did something inappropriate with it (ditto)
C. pulled out a sword and slashed Yoshi open, spraying the room with inappropriateness and spilling Yoshi's inappropriates onto the floor (bah)
D. did nothing. (i'm the captain of the carpet ship!)

Lucas · 11-12-2006, 04:29 PM

D.

Waluigi just stood there, but looked away to look at the PS3. "Does it steam Veggies?" Waluigi said.

The Mario Bros. respond...
A. "Um, what?"
B. "No, but it has a built in grill."
C. "Yes. Here's some brocolli"
D. "No. Lets just play some video games on it."
E. "..."

Chop Chop Master Onion · 11-12-2006, 07:05 PM

C.

Waluigi attempted to steam the brocolli, but to no avail. The Mario Bros laughed at him. "Hahaha!" Luigi scoffed. "What a jackass!"

Waluigi...

A. began to cry.
B. beat Mario and Luigi into next month.
C. continued trying to steam the brocolli.
D. did nothing, again.

Lucas · 11-12-2006, 09:44 PM

E. smoked them at Guitar Hero 2.

"lololol!!!" Waluigi said, "I t0tally 0wn3d u guyz." "Well, um..." Luigi said, "Let's play... SSBB!!" The Mario Bros. got out their Wii and gave Waluigi a controller.

Does Waluigi...
A. Smoke them yet again.
B. Refuse to play because he isn't in SSBB.
C. Explode for no reason. (Could be inappropriate and this story is about Waluigi)
D. DISCO DISCO DISCO!!!

Frumious B, · 11-12-2006, 10:03 PM

C.

Waluigi exploded. He transformed into...

A. Super-Waluigi!
B. Giant Monster Waluigi!
C. A badger!
D. Nothing!
E. Pie!

Lucas · 11-12-2006, 10:15 PM

E2. Waluigi!

Waluigi exploded and nothing happened to him really. So the Mario Bros...
A. Smoke Waluigi at PONG.
B. Randomly die because this story is about Waluigi.
~~C. DEATHRAY!!!~~
C. DISCO DISCO DISCO!!!
D. Do nothing.

Chop Chop Master Onion · 11-12-2006, 10:23 PM

B.

A giant phallic-shaped but totally appropriate sword falls from the sky and slashes Mario and Luigi into bits. But instead of blood, there's sunshine and rainbows! Yay!

Waluigi decides to

A. play the Wii.
B. play the PS3. (warning: could be retarded)
C. Do nothing.
D. Read a book.
E. Find a way to impregnate a woman through totally appropriate means.
F. Do nothing.
G. Press the F4 button.

Lucas · 11-13-2006, 07:56 PM

A.

Waluigi played SSBB, but the computer Mario smoked him (Waluigi playing as Meta Knight), so he...

A. cried.
B. kicked the Wii.
C. Went outside.
D. did nothing.

Chop Chop Master Onion · 11-13-2006, 10:39 PM

A.

He cried. Princess Waludaisy came to comfort him. Waluigi sniffled, and said...

A. "I need a hug!"
B. "Can you help me smoke that AI bitch?"
C. "Your hair smells nice."
D. "Tsubmoc ylsuoenatnops ot gniog m'i!"
E. "OH TEH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT!?"

Bandit · 11-13-2006, 10:56 PM

A. I need a hug.

Waluigi and Waludaisy began to hug. Then, they began to kiss. The two soon removed their clo...

WARNING: STORY HAS GOTTEN TOO INAPPROPRIATE. INITIATING START OVER PROCESS...

Waluigi woke up. "I think I will have a totally appropriate day!" he said in a gleeful timbre.

He hopped out of bed and walked outside. Suddenly, A GOOMBA ATTACKS! OH TEH NOES!

What does he do?

A. Fight!
B. Run!
C. Cast a Spell!
D. Nothing!

Chop Chop Master Onion · 11-13-2006, 11:06 PM

B.

But he runs into a wall. Ouch!

His nose broken and blood oozing down his skull, Waluigi dazily decides to

A. run!
B. attack the goomba.
C. do nothing.
D. do nothing.
E. do nothing.

Kain Highwind · 11-13-2006, 11:09 PM

F. DISCO!

Waluigi does totally appropriate dance moves. Everyone claps!

Until...

a.) A puppy gets lost in his home.
b.) He goes play a game
c.) He goes brush his teeth.
d.) He listen to emo (may get emoy)

Lucas · 11-13-2006, 11:10 PM

B.

Waluigi goes to the Mario Bros.'s (O_o) house to play video games. And, currently, they were playing Guitar Hero 2 on PS3. So Waluigi...
A. joins them.
B. glares at the PS3.
C. DISCO DISCO DISCO!!!
D. !!!OCSID OCSID OCSID
E. did nothing, just stood there.

Edit: Crap.

Chop Chop Master Onion · 11-13-2006, 11:16 PM

B.

He glares at it for several hours, even after Mario and Luigi have stopped playing. Waluigi eventually

A. grows weary of his glaring.
B. decides to destroy the PS3.
C. plays Guitar Hero 2.
D. dies.

Lucas · 11-13-2006, 11:23 PM

B.

But, how could Waluigi do it by appropriate means? He... did nothing. Then did C. Then Waluigi...
A. gets kicked out for playing it without the Mario Bros.'s written consent.
B. accidentally makes the PS3 break from playing too hard lol.
C. does nothing. Gets the worst score EVAR on the game.
D. pwns the Mario Bros at Guitar Hero 2 lol.

Chop Chop Master Onion · 11-13-2006, 11:26 PM

B.

"Oh teh noes!" he cries in his sexy male Spanyardish voice. "What shall I do?"

He quickly decides to...

A. bury the remains and hope Mario and Luigi don't get suspicious.
B. admit to Mario and Luigi what he'd done.
C. commit hara kiri. (may be inappropriate)
D. try to fix the system.

Lucas · 11-13-2006, 11:36 PM

E. enemy Slime appeared!

Waluigi battled the Slime, but whenever he got done, he realized that...
A. enemy Slime appeared!
B. The Mario Bros. got back.
C. he was a complete nincompoop to fall for that.
D. he didn't realize anything.
E. Discoing(?) was fun. DISCO DISCO DISCO!!!

Kain Highwind · 11-14-2006, 07:38 AM

D. he didn't realize anything.

"Meh," said Waluigi. "I wonder what I am going to do today..."

Waluigi decides to...

a.) Go to Peach and Daisy's castle
b.) Check up on Bowser
c.) Wake up his brother
d.) Go to Mrs. Buttersworth rehab for the 18 week program he is in.

11-11-2006, 10:41 PM	#21
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 95.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,346.06 Donate	C. He went to the Mario Bros. house to play video games. But Mario and Luigi had just bought a PS3, and Waluigi became angry at them for betraying their own system. "How dare..." A. ...you!" B. ...thee!" C. ...you guys get a PS3 and not tell me!" D. dies suddenly.

11-12-2006, 12:41 PM	#22
Frumious B, Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,871 Thanks: 294 Thanked 214 Times in 141 Posts Points: 8,022.92 Bank: 52,371.93 Total Points: 60,394.84 Donate	C. "How dare you guys get a PS3 and not tell me!" said Waluigi. Then, some one knocked on the door. It was A. Arnold Schwartznegger. B. Superman. C. Elvis Presely. D. A FREAKING DINOSAUR! E. Booyakasha. F. All of the above.

11-12-2006, 02:27 PM	#23
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 95.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,346.06 Donate	D. It was Yoshi! Yay! "Wahoo! Buh-buh-buh-boo! Yoshi!" spat Yoshi in Waluigi's direction. Waluigi didn't speak the language Riitahrd, however, and took Yoshi's comment as an insult. Enraged, Waluigi... A. kicked Yoshi in an inappropriate place. (warning: could be inappropriate) B. yanked out Yoshi's tongue and did something inappropriate with it (ditto) C. pulled out a sword and slashed Yoshi open, spraying the room with inappropriateness and spilling Yoshi's inappropriates onto the floor (bah) D. did nothing. (i'm the captain of the carpet ship!)

11-12-2006, 04:29 PM	#24
Lucas Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: In that one place. Yeah... Gender: Posts: 1,377 Thanks: 50 Thanked 34 Times in 29 Posts Points: 2,071.46 Bank: 96,415.07 Total Points: 98,486.53 Donate	D. Waluigi just stood there, but looked away to look at the PS3. "Does it steam Veggies?" Waluigi said. The Mario Bros. respond... A. "Um, what?" B. "No, but it has a built in grill." C. "Yes. Here's some brocolli" D. "No. Lets just play some video games on it." E. "..."

11-12-2006, 07:05 PM	#25
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 95.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,346.06 Donate	C. Waluigi attempted to steam the brocolli, but to no avail. The Mario Bros laughed at him. "Hahaha!" Luigi scoffed. "What a jackass!" Waluigi... A. began to cry. B. beat Mario and Luigi into next month. C. continued trying to steam the brocolli. D. did nothing, again.

11-12-2006, 09:44 PM	#26
Lucas Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: In that one place. Yeah... Gender: Posts: 1,377 Thanks: 50 Thanked 34 Times in 29 Posts Points: 2,071.46 Bank: 96,415.07 Total Points: 98,486.53 Donate	E. smoked them at Guitar Hero 2. "lololol!!!" Waluigi said, "I t0tally 0wn3d u guyz." "Well, um..." Luigi said, "Let's play... SSBB!!" The Mario Bros. got out their Wii and gave Waluigi a controller. Does Waluigi... A. Smoke them yet again. B. Refuse to play because he isn't in SSBB. C. Explode for no reason. (Could be inappropriate and this story is about Waluigi) D. DISCO DISCO DISCO!!!

11-12-2006, 10:03 PM	#27
Frumious B, Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,871 Thanks: 294 Thanked 214 Times in 141 Posts Points: 8,022.92 Bank: 52,371.93 Total Points: 60,394.84 Donate	C. Waluigi exploded. He transformed into... A. Super-Waluigi! B. Giant Monster Waluigi! C. A badger! D. Nothing! E. Pie!

11-12-2006, 10:15 PM	#28
Lucas Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: In that one place. Yeah... Gender: Posts: 1,377 Thanks: 50 Thanked 34 Times in 29 Posts Points: 2,071.46 Bank: 96,415.07 Total Points: 98,486.53 Donate	E2. Waluigi! Waluigi exploded and nothing happened to him really. So the Mario Bros... A. Smoke Waluigi at PONG. B. Randomly die because this story is about Waluigi. ~~C. DEATHRAY!!!~~ C. DISCO DISCO DISCO!!! D. Do nothing.

11-12-2006, 10:23 PM	#29
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 95.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,346.06 Donate	B. A giant phallic-shaped but totally appropriate sword falls from the sky and slashes Mario and Luigi into bits. But instead of blood, there's sunshine and rainbows! Yay! Waluigi decides to A. play the Wii. B. play the PS3. (warning: could be retarded) C. Do nothing. D. Read a book. E. Find a way to impregnate a woman through totally appropriate means. F. Do nothing. G. Press the F4 button.

11-13-2006, 07:56 PM	#30
Lucas Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: In that one place. Yeah... Gender: Posts: 1,377 Thanks: 50 Thanked 34 Times in 29 Posts Points: 2,071.46 Bank: 96,415.07 Total Points: 98,486.53 Donate	A. Waluigi played SSBB, but the computer Mario smoked him (Waluigi playing as Meta Knight), so he... A. cried. B. kicked the Wii. C. Went outside. D. did nothing.

11-13-2006, 10:39 PM	#31
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 95.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,346.06 Donate	A. He cried. Princess Waludaisy came to comfort him. Waluigi sniffled, and said... A. "I need a hug!" B. "Can you help me smoke that AI bitch?" C. "Your hair smells nice." D. "Tsubmoc ylsuoenatnops ot gniog m'i!" E. "OH TEH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT!?"

11-13-2006, 10:56 PM	#32
Bandit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Your Pants Gender: Posts: 3,685 Thanks: 184 Thanked 165 Times in 91 Posts Points: 27,293.14 Bank: 1.38 Total Points: 27,294.52 Donate	A. I need a hug. Waluigi and Waludaisy began to hug. Then, they began to kiss. The two soon removed their clo... WARNING: STORY HAS GOTTEN TOO INAPPROPRIATE. INITIATING START OVER PROCESS... Waluigi woke up. "I think I will have a totally appropriate day!" he said in a gleeful timbre. He hopped out of bed and walked outside. Suddenly, A GOOMBA ATTACKS! OH TEH NOES! What does he do? A. Fight! B. Run! C. Cast a Spell! D. Nothing!

11-13-2006, 11:06 PM	#33
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 95.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,346.06 Donate	B. But he runs into a wall. Ouch! His nose broken and blood oozing down his skull, Waluigi dazily decides to A. run! B. attack the goomba. C. do nothing. D. do nothing. E. do nothing.

11-13-2006, 11:09 PM	#34
Kain Highwind Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pending. Gender: Posts: 5,792 Thanks: 127 Thanked 118 Times in 82 Posts Points: 7,833.86 Bank: 49,043.61 Total Points: 56,877.48 Donate	F. DISCO! Waluigi does totally appropriate dance moves. Everyone claps! Until... a.) A puppy gets lost in his home. b.) He goes play a game c.) He goes brush his teeth. d.) He listen to emo (may get emoy)

11-13-2006, 11:10 PM	#35
Lucas Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: In that one place. Yeah... Gender: Posts: 1,377 Thanks: 50 Thanked 34 Times in 29 Posts Points: 2,071.46 Bank: 96,415.07 Total Points: 98,486.53 Donate	B. Waluigi goes to the Mario Bros.'s (O_o) house to play video games. And, currently, they were playing Guitar Hero 2 on PS3. So Waluigi... A. joins them. B. glares at the PS3. C. DISCO DISCO DISCO!!! D. !!!OCSID OCSID OCSID E. did nothing, just stood there. Edit: Crap.

11-13-2006, 11:16 PM	#36
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 95.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,346.06 Donate	B. He glares at it for several hours, even after Mario and Luigi have stopped playing. Waluigi eventually A. grows weary of his glaring. B. decides to destroy the PS3. C. plays Guitar Hero 2. D. dies.

11-13-2006, 11:23 PM	#37
Lucas Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: In that one place. Yeah... Gender: Posts: 1,377 Thanks: 50 Thanked 34 Times in 29 Posts Points: 2,071.46 Bank: 96,415.07 Total Points: 98,486.53 Donate	B. But, how could Waluigi do it by appropriate means? He... did nothing. Then did C. Then Waluigi... A. gets kicked out for playing it without the Mario Bros.'s written consent. B. accidentally makes the PS3 break from playing too hard lol. C. does nothing. Gets the worst score EVAR on the game. D. pwns the Mario Bros at Guitar Hero 2 lol.

11-13-2006, 11:26 PM	#38
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 95.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,346.06 Donate	B. "Oh teh noes!" he cries in his sexy male Spanyardish voice. "What shall I do?" He quickly decides to... A. bury the remains and hope Mario and Luigi don't get suspicious. B. admit to Mario and Luigi what he'd done. C. commit hara kiri. (may be inappropriate) D. try to fix the system.

11-13-2006, 11:36 PM	#39
Lucas Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: In that one place. Yeah... Gender: Posts: 1,377 Thanks: 50 Thanked 34 Times in 29 Posts Points: 2,071.46 Bank: 96,415.07 Total Points: 98,486.53 Donate	E. enemy Slime appeared! Waluigi battled the Slime, but whenever he got done, he realized that... A. enemy Slime appeared! B. The Mario Bros. got back. C. he was a complete nincompoop to fall for that. D. he didn't realize anything. E. Discoing(?) was fun. DISCO DISCO DISCO!!!

11-14-2006, 07:38 AM	#40
Kain Highwind Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pending. Gender: Posts: 5,792 Thanks: 127 Thanked 118 Times in 82 Posts Points: 7,833.86 Bank: 49,043.61 Total Points: 56,877.48 Donate	D. he didn't realize anything. "Meh," said Waluigi. "I wonder what I am going to do today..." Waluigi decides to... a.) Go to Peach and Daisy's castle b.) Check up on Bowser c.) Wake up his brother d.) Go to Mrs. Buttersworth rehab for the 18 week program he is in.