CYOA: Waluigi's Totally Appropriate Day - Page 3

Chunky Kong12345 · 11-14-2006, 08:35 AM

H. Have a party.

WALUIGI PARTY 8!

Woo.

Waluigi decides to...

A. Throw another party
B. Throw his house
C. Throw up
D. Throwdown

Bandit · 11-14-2006, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FX

B.

But, how could Waluigi do it by appropriate means? He... did nothing. Then did C. Then Waluigi...
A. gets kicked out for playing it without the Mario Bros.'s written consent.
B. accidentally makes the PS3 break from playing too hard lol.
C. does nothing. Gets the worst score EVAR on the game.
D. pwns the Mario Bros at Guitar Hero 2 lol.

WARNING: THE NAME OF A CERTAIN $599.00 PEICE OF TRASH LOCATED. INITIATING START OVER PROCESS TO EVADE GIANT ENEMY CRABS.

Waluigi woke up. "I think I will have a totally appropriate day!" he said in a gleeful timbre.

He hopped out of bed and walked outside. Suddenly, A GOOMBA ATTACKS! OH TEH NOES!

What does he do?

A. Fight!
B. Run!
C. Cast a Spell!
D. Nothing!

Kain Highwind · 11-14-2006, 04:55 PM

E.) Get back to the last part, omitting the PS3 mention.

WALUIGI PARTY 8!

Woo.

Waluigi decides to...

A. Throw another party
B. Throw his house
C. Throw up
D. Throwdown

Chop Chop Master Onion · 11-14-2006, 07:37 PM

C.

He vomitted so hard his lungs flew out, falling to the floor with a sickening splat. "OH TEH NOES!" Waluigi cried. Well, he would have, except he was unable to produce any noise due to the fact that he had no lungs.

The story was reaching dangerous levels of inappropriateness! Waluigi decided to...

A. swallow his lungs and hope they ended up in the right place.
B. bury his lungs and hope his windpipe didn't get suspicious.
C. pretend nothing happened.
D. try to make things better but ended up making things worse.

Chunky Kong12345 · 11-14-2006, 07:55 PM

B.

Waluigi gained five Mafia affiliation points.

Waluigi: Teh yays!

A. Waluigi goes on a qwest
B. Waluigi goes on a quest
C. Waluigi goes onto MapQuest
D. Are you a bad enough dude to save the president?

Chop Chop Master Onion · 11-14-2006, 08:51 PM

B.

A quest to find the Holey Grail. A cup with holes in it! LOLOLOLOLLLOOLOLOOL!!1 Lamest pun ever.

So, Waluigi...

A. finds the Holey Grail.
B. finds the Holy Grail.
C. finds nothing.
D. dies.
E. DISCO DISCO DISCO!!
F. vomits again due to the lameness of that pun.

Bandit · 11-14-2006, 09:01 PM

WARNING: LAME PUN DETECTED. INITIATING EMERGENCY RESTART FUNCTION.

Waluigi woke up. "I think I will have a totally appropriate day!" he said in a gleeful timbre.

He hopped out of bed and walked outside. Suddenly, A GOOMBA ATTACKS! OH TEH NOES!

What does he do?

A. Fight!
B. Run!
C. Cast a Spell!
D. Nothing!

Chop Chop Master Onion · 11-14-2006, 11:26 PM

E. Says, "Bandit, that is very annoying."

He kills the Goomba, but in a totally appropriate way. He then decides to...

A. get a drink.
B. get a bite.
C. die.
D. DISCO DISCO DISCO!!!
E. kill a random person.

Lucas · 11-15-2006, 01:57 PM

D. DISCO DISCO DISCO!!!

He then...
A. Hey, I never told you to stop the music!
B. enemy Slime appeared!
C. did nothing.
D. played the Wii that he had convenietly got from the Mario Bros...

Chop Chop Master Onion · 11-15-2006, 07:23 PM

B.

Hahaha! Get it? Slime?

No, wait, this isn't Castle Paradox. Never mind.

D.

He played Super Mario Galaxy. After several hours of playing, he came to the conclusion that SMG was

A. the best game ever.
B. the worst game ever.
C. an okay game.
D. a member at VGF.

Kain Highwind · 11-15-2006, 09:28 PM

E.) His girlfriend.

Waluigi kissed SMG. Then...

A.) Go on an appropriate date
B.) Give SMG flowers
C.) Go to gulla gulla island
D.) Appropriately play together.

Chop Chop Master Onion · 11-16-2006, 11:36 PM

A.

"Ha! My posts were getting to inappropriate." Val cackled aloud before his flickering PC monitor.

Waluigi takes SMG out on a date. Thinking to himself, "Gee golly! I am going to hit a homer tonight!"

No, that would be too inappropriate.

"...I'm going to make it to third base!"

Hell no.

"...Second?"

Nope.

"...First?"

Fine, but no tongue.

Waluigi realizes this is going to be a totally appropriate first date. He quickly shouts...

A. "LOOK! A BIRD!" and then runs.
B. "I HAVE PROSTATE CANCER!" and runs.
C. "I'M A PLAYA!" and runs.
D. "I AM GRAVELY ILL!" and runs. And then dies.

Chunky Kong12345 · 11-19-2006, 07:47 PM

E. SHUT UP YOU STUPID VOICE!

This is a story about a man named Harold Crick.

Waluigi: ...what?

Will Ferrell: Oh noes. I'm going to die.

Waluigi...

A. Eats Will Ferrell
B. Drinks Will Ferrell
C. Eats thunder and s***s lightning
D. D

Frumious B, · 11-19-2006, 10:23 PM

D.

A giant letter D falls on everyone. Then...

A. The world explodes.
B. A crazy ranting guy makes a crazy rant about the stupidity of this story.
C. Booyakasha makes a crazy rant about the stupidity of this story.
D. Lurch makes a crazy rant about the stupidity of this story.
E. DISCO DISCO DISCO!
F. All of the freaking above.

Chunky Kong12345 · 11-20-2006, 05:12 PM

G. All of the Below.

PARADOX

Waluigi becomes his own grandfather.

Waluigi: AHHH MY BRAIN

Waluigi's...

A. head explodes
B. Brain explodes, causing the head to explode
C. Spine explodes, causing the head to implode
D. A

Frumious B, · 11-20-2006, 07:50 PM

D.

A giant letter A falls on Waluigi.

What happens now?

A. Waluigi explodes.
B. Mario challenges Waluigi to a duel.
C. Chunky Kong explodes.
D. DISCO DISCO DISCO!
E. All of the above.
F. Nothing.

There are no more choices beyond F.

Chunky Kong12345 · 11-20-2006, 08:37 PM

G. Frumious Bandersnatch explodes

Moon

Earth

Space

EXPLODE

Moon

Earth

Frumious's dust

Space

A. B
B. A
C. D
D. C
E-Z. Easy

Chop Chop Master Onion · 11-20-2006, 11:25 PM

12. Chunky Kong explodes.

Waluigi wakes up. "Golly, what a wierd nightmare!"

He hops out of bed and goes of to start his day. As everyone knew, he had a job as a

A. schoolteacher.
B. poet.
C. town drunk.
D. music recorder.
E. but suddenly he died.

Chunky Kong12345 · 11-21-2006, 08:44 AM

E.

Waluigi dies.

Waluigi wakes up again.

Waluigi: Gorsh, what a nightmare.

A. N
C. Waluigi wakes up AGAIN
D. Wii

Chop Chop Master Onion · 11-22-2006, 06:17 PM

D.

Waluigi decides to go get a Wii. But unfortunately,,,

A. he does not have enough money.
B. Mario and Luigi have bought the last one.
C. he thinks the controllers will be hard to get used to.
D. he dies.
E. all of the above.

11-14-2006, 08:35 AM	#41
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11-14-2006, 04:55 PM	#43
Kain Highwind Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pending. Gender: Posts: 5,792 Thanks: 127 Thanked 118 Times in 82 Posts Points: 7,833.86 Bank: 49,043.61 Total Points: 56,877.48 Donate	E.) Get back to the last part, omitting the PS3 mention. WALUIGI PARTY 8! Woo. Waluigi decides to... A. Throw another party B. Throw his house C. Throw up D. Throwdown

11-14-2006, 07:37 PM	#44
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 77.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,328.06 Donate	C. He vomitted so hard his lungs flew out, falling to the floor with a sickening splat. "OH TEH NOES!" Waluigi cried. Well, he would have, except he was unable to produce any noise due to the fact that he had no lungs. The story was reaching dangerous levels of inappropriateness! Waluigi decided to... A. swallow his lungs and hope they ended up in the right place. B. bury his lungs and hope his windpipe didn't get suspicious. C. pretend nothing happened. D. try to make things better but ended up making things worse.

11-14-2006, 07:55 PM	#45
Chunky Kong12345 HIKARI NI NARA!!! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 17,429 Thanks: 79 Thanked 364 Times in 264 Posts Points: 470.42 Bank: 278,943.04 Total Points: 279,413.46 Donate	B. Waluigi gained five Mafia affiliation points. Waluigi: Teh yays! A. Waluigi goes on a qwest B. Waluigi goes on a quest C. Waluigi goes onto MapQuest D. Are you a bad enough dude to save the president?

11-14-2006, 08:51 PM	#46
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 77.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,328.06 Donate	B. A quest to find the Holey Grail. A cup with holes in it! LOLOLOLOLLLOOLOLOOL!!1 Lamest pun ever. So, Waluigi... A. finds the Holey Grail. B. finds the Holy Grail. C. finds nothing. D. dies. E. DISCO DISCO DISCO!! F. vomits again due to the lameness of that pun.

11-14-2006, 09:01 PM	#47
Bandit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Your Pants Gender: Posts: 3,685 Thanks: 184 Thanked 165 Times in 91 Posts Points: 27,289.14 Bank: 1.38 Total Points: 27,290.52 Donate	WARNING: LAME PUN DETECTED. INITIATING EMERGENCY RESTART FUNCTION. Waluigi woke up. "I think I will have a totally appropriate day!" he said in a gleeful timbre. He hopped out of bed and walked outside. Suddenly, A GOOMBA ATTACKS! OH TEH NOES! What does he do? A. Fight! B. Run! C. Cast a Spell! D. Nothing!

11-14-2006, 11:26 PM	#48
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 77.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,328.06 Donate	E. Says, "Bandit, that is very annoying." He kills the Goomba, but in a totally appropriate way. He then decides to... A. get a drink. B. get a bite. C. die. D. DISCO DISCO DISCO!!! E. kill a random person.

11-15-2006, 01:57 PM	#49
Lucas Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: In that one place. Yeah... Gender: Posts: 1,377 Thanks: 50 Thanked 34 Times in 29 Posts Points: 2,071.46 Bank: 96,415.07 Total Points: 98,486.53 Donate	D. DISCO DISCO DISCO!!! He then... A. Hey, I never told you to stop the music! B. enemy Slime appeared! C. did nothing. D. played the Wii that he had convenietly got from the Mario Bros...

11-15-2006, 07:23 PM	#50
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 77.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,328.06 Donate	B. Hahaha! Get it? Slime? No, wait, this isn't Castle Paradox. Never mind. D. He played Super Mario Galaxy. After several hours of playing, he came to the conclusion that SMG was A. the best game ever. B. the worst game ever. C. an okay game. D. a member at VGF.

11-15-2006, 09:28 PM	#51
Kain Highwind Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pending. Gender: Posts: 5,792 Thanks: 127 Thanked 118 Times in 82 Posts Points: 7,833.86 Bank: 49,043.61 Total Points: 56,877.48 Donate	E.) His girlfriend. Waluigi kissed SMG. Then... A.) Go on an appropriate date B.) Give SMG flowers C.) Go to gulla gulla island D.) Appropriately play together.

11-16-2006, 11:36 PM	#52
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 77.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,328.06 Donate	A. "Ha! My posts were getting to inappropriate." Val cackled aloud before his flickering PC monitor. Waluigi takes SMG out on a date. Thinking to himself, "Gee golly! I am going to hit a homer tonight!" No, that would be too inappropriate. "...I'm going to make it to third base!" Hell no. "...Second?" Nope. "...First?" Fine, but no tongue. Waluigi realizes this is going to be a totally appropriate first date. He quickly shouts... A. "LOOK! A BIRD!" and then runs. B. "I HAVE PROSTATE CANCER!" and runs. C. "I'M A PLAYA!" and runs. D. "I AM GRAVELY ILL!" and runs. And then dies.

11-19-2006, 07:47 PM	#53
Chunky Kong12345 HIKARI NI NARA!!! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 17,429 Thanks: 79 Thanked 364 Times in 264 Posts Points: 470.42 Bank: 278,943.04 Total Points: 279,413.46 Donate	E. SHUT UP YOU STUPID VOICE! This is a story about a man named Harold Crick. Waluigi: ...what? Will Ferrell: Oh noes. I'm going to die. Waluigi... A. Eats Will Ferrell B. Drinks Will Ferrell C. Eats thunder and s***s lightning D. D

11-19-2006, 10:23 PM	#54
Frumious B, Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,871 Thanks: 294 Thanked 214 Times in 141 Posts Points: 8,022.92 Bank: 52,371.93 Total Points: 60,394.84 Donate	D. A giant letter D falls on everyone. Then... A. The world explodes. B. A crazy ranting guy makes a crazy rant about the stupidity of this story. C. Booyakasha makes a crazy rant about the stupidity of this story. D. Lurch makes a crazy rant about the stupidity of this story. E. DISCO DISCO DISCO! F. All of the freaking above.

11-20-2006, 05:12 PM	#55
Chunky Kong12345 HIKARI NI NARA!!! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 17,429 Thanks: 79 Thanked 364 Times in 264 Posts Points: 470.42 Bank: 278,943.04 Total Points: 279,413.46 Donate	G. All of the Below. PARADOX Waluigi becomes his own grandfather. Waluigi: AHHH MY BRAIN Waluigi's... A. head explodes B. Brain explodes, causing the head to explode C. Spine explodes, causing the head to implode D. A

11-20-2006, 07:50 PM	#56
Frumious B, Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,871 Thanks: 294 Thanked 214 Times in 141 Posts Points: 8,022.92 Bank: 52,371.93 Total Points: 60,394.84 Donate	D. A giant letter A falls on Waluigi. What happens now? A. Waluigi explodes. B. Mario challenges Waluigi to a duel. C. Chunky Kong explodes. D. DISCO DISCO DISCO! E. All of the above. F. Nothing. There are no more choices beyond F.

11-20-2006, 08:37 PM	#57
Chunky Kong12345 HIKARI NI NARA!!! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 17,429 Thanks: 79 Thanked 364 Times in 264 Posts Points: 470.42 Bank: 278,943.04 Total Points: 279,413.46 Donate	G. Frumious Bandersnatch explodes Moon Earth Space EXPLODE Moon Earth Frumious's dust Space A. B B. A C. D D. C E-Z. Easy

11-20-2006, 11:25 PM	#58
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 77.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,328.06 Donate	12. Chunky Kong explodes. Waluigi wakes up. "Golly, what a wierd nightmare!" He hops out of bed and goes of to start his day. As everyone knew, he had a job as a A. schoolteacher. B. poet. C. town drunk. D. music recorder. E. but suddenly he died.

11-21-2006, 08:44 AM	#59
Chunky Kong12345 HIKARI NI NARA!!! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 17,429 Thanks: 79 Thanked 364 Times in 264 Posts Points: 470.42 Bank: 278,943.04 Total Points: 279,413.46 Donate	E. Waluigi dies. Waluigi wakes up again. Waluigi: Gorsh, what a nightmare. A. N C. Waluigi wakes up AGAIN D. Wii

11-22-2006, 06:17 PM	#60
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 77.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,328.06 Donate	D. Waluigi decides to go get a Wii. But unfortunately,,, A. he does not have enough money. B. Mario and Luigi have bought the last one. C. he thinks the controllers will be hard to get used to. D. he dies. E. all of the above.