CYOA: Waluigi's Totally Appropriate Day - Page 4

X-3 · 11-22-2006, 07:45 PM

F. He already has one.

He says, "Screw it, I'll get another.", so he goes to his local GameStop. When he gets there, he realizes that there is a huge line of people already. He then...

A. Goes mad and kil-Forces them to leave.
B. Summon Bahamut.
C. Do a barrel roll!
D. Waits in line.
E. Becomes a millionare, buys every video game realted-company, and dies at the age of 99.

MC King Kong Mushi · 11-22-2006, 09:21 PM

D. Do a barrel roll!

Waluigi rolls into the street where,

A. Waluigi gets run over

B. He is attacked by millions of people

C. Waluigi gets run over BY HIMSELF!

D. Nothing happens

E. He gets hit in the Uhh...errm... I'll just say head, by a Wii.

X-3 · 11-22-2006, 09:29 PM

B. He is attacked by millions of people.

Waluigi fights back strongly, but it soon overrun. Suddenly, he gets an idea. That idea is to...

A. Kick em' all to death!
B. Summon Odin.
C. Get an Eva Unit and pwn the random people!
D. Start a new life.
E. Sing karaoke.

Frumious B, · 11-22-2006, 09:43 PM

E. Sing Karaoke.

Waluigi starts singing the Mystery Science Theater 3000 theme song, but has the lyrics all mixed up, and the music itself.

Waluigi: In the not to distant fuchia! In the sunday of 13! Mike and the robots pal are blasted to space! They're being chased by a Forrester, and TV's CROOOOOOOOOOOOW!

What do the people do?

A. Explode.
B. Have a Heart Attack.
C. Sing Along.
D. DISCO DISCO DISCO!
E. Attack Waluigi.
F. All of the above. (TIME PARADOX!)

X-3 · 11-22-2006, 10:04 PM

F. All of the above.

Suddenly, time rips it's self apart! When it fixes it's self, Waluigi is in the middle of a bloody rumble against Wart! What will he do?!!!1111

A. Make sick jokes about Wart.
B. Summon Leviathan.
C. One word: Roadkill.
D. Brought to you by Budweiser: We make real beer.
E. Use the force, damnit!

Chunky Kong12345 · 11-22-2006, 10:40 PM

D.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

*everyone dies of liver cancer*

*Waluigi survives because he has a liver of steel*

Waluigi: Woo.

A. Nausea
B. Heartburn
C. Indigestion
D. Upset Stomach
E. Diarrhea
F. C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
G. Hey
H. Pepto-Bismol

Chop Chop Master Onion · 11-22-2006, 10:51 PM

A.

Waluigi feels nauseous. So, he goes to the store to get something to settle his stomach. On the way he is met by...

A. Mario
B. Luigi
C. Wario
D. Captain Syrup
E. Goompapa
F. A random toad
G. Bob the Hamster
H. Bob the Dole
I. A cave man
J. Nobody
K. Spongebob's gay friend Patrick
L. Valigarmander
M. Snoopy
N. Luigi
O. Bill
P. An egg with a baby chick in it
Q. His pet dog
R. Frumious Bandersnatch
S. Luigi
T. Luigi
U. Luigi
V. Luigi
W. Luigi
X. Luigi
Y. Luigi
Z. Luigi

Chunky Kong12345 · 11-22-2006, 11:00 PM

AA. A battery.

Waluigi: LOL PUN

Battery: LOL I NO

A. CORNY
B. MAIZE
C. MAZE
D. AMAZING
E. zorp

MC King Kong Mushi · 11-22-2006, 11:28 PM

E. zorp.

Waluigi then is hit by,

A. Halley's comet

B. A Wii(ryhme lol)

C. Amalgamated Moo Juice

D. Himslef(not himself)

F. All of the above.

Chunky Kong12345 · 11-23-2006, 07:36 PM

E. TIME LOOP

Waluigi woke up.

"I think I will have a- waaaaait a minute."

*a goomba attacks*

OH TEH NO- waiiit.

Waluigi: NOOOOO TIME LOOP

Waluigi...

A. Commits suicide, only to wake up on the same day again
B. Is commited to a mental asylum
C. BEEF
D. FEEB
E. OK
F. Waluigi exploits his knowledge of the days winning lottery numbers, gaining $1 billion dollars. The time loop then breaks after he wins, with him keeping the money.

X-3 · 11-23-2006, 09:47 PM

F. Waluigi exploits his knowledge of the days winning lottery numbers, gaining $1 billion dollars.

Five years later, a crime boss, ordered by the Panther King, murders his wife. After a few more events, Waluigi is faced up against an Alien.

He then...

A. Cries.
B. Summons Chocobo.
C. Cuts off the alien's head.
D. Pays a ninja to fight the alien.
E. Offers the alien a cocktail.
F. All of the above.

MC King Kong Mushi · 11-23-2006, 10:48 PM

E. Offers the alien a cocktail.
"Shaken not stirred"

A. WHO THE F*CK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!? 007!?

B. Coming right up!

C. Waluigi doesn't really have any cocktails.

Z. Magic Pineapple!

Chunky Kong12345 · 11-24-2006, 10:39 AM

D. E

E eats the Alien

A. Death!
B. Life!
C. Curses!
E. Orange!

Chop Chop Master Onion · 11-25-2006, 07:02 PM

E. Orange!

" cries Citrus Man as he jumps to the scene. Waluigi decides to

A. team up with Citrus Man and kill E.
B. team up with E and kill Citrus Man.
C. stand to the side and let Citrus Man and E duke it out.
D. offer Citrus Man a cocktail.
E. commit suicide.

Chunky Kong12345 · 11-27-2006, 08:42 AM

F. Commit homicide

*Waluigi kills Citrus Man*

Waluigi: Oh noes.

A. THE COPS
B. THE FUZZ
D. WEE WOO WEE WOO
E. AM-BOO-LANCE

Chop Chop Master Onion · 11-27-2006, 10:01 PM

C. All of the above and two of the below.

THE COPS COME! What does Waluigi do?

A. Turn his home into a fortress and prepare for a long siege from the police.
B. Make a desperate run for it.
C. Call his buddy Wario to assist him in slaying the hundreds of police.
D. Give himself up, as anything else would be inappropriate.

Frumious B, · 11-27-2006, 11:06 PM

B.

He runs into a

A. Manhole.
B. Lion's Mouth.
C. Cardboard Box.
D. Chunky Kong.
E. Trash Can.
F. All of the freaking above.

Chop Chop Master Onion · 11-28-2006, 07:27 PM

D.

Waluigi, blocked by police on one side and Chunky on the other, decides to...

A. pray to God.
B. not pray, as he does not believe in a God.
C. kill Chunky Kong and use his corpse as a meat shield.
D. use his super special attack.
E. give up.

Chunky Kong12345 · 11-29-2006, 07:33 PM

D.

Waluigi: HUIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr

*all cops die from aneurysms*

A. YAY
B. I'M IN MOURNING
C. MORNING
D. MANANA
E. LALALALAAL
F. BALL
G. A highly sophisticated choice

Chop Chop Master Onion · 11-29-2006, 07:36 PM

B.

Waluigi felt much remorse for the murder of the police. So, he...

A. commited Hara-Kiri.
B. turned himself into the police.
C. went off to kill more police.
D. woke up from his horrible nightmare.

11-22-2006, 09:21 PM	#62
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11-22-2006, 11:28 PM	#69
MC King Kong Mushi EVERYBODY SAY HO! THE PARTY'S HERE Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: That one place. Gender: Posts: 6,690 Thanks: 125 Thanked 312 Times in 248 Posts Points: 9,118.88 Bank: 97,395.45 Total Points: 106,514.33 Donate	E. zorp. Waluigi then is hit by, A. Halley's comet B. A Wii(ryhme lol) C. Amalgamated Moo Juice D. Himslef(not himself) F. All of the above. __________________ RUN, SERAS, RUN!!

11-23-2006, 10:48 PM	#72
MC King Kong Mushi EVERYBODY SAY HO! THE PARTY'S HERE Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: That one place. Gender: Posts: 6,690 Thanks: 125 Thanked 312 Times in 248 Posts Points: 9,118.88 Bank: 97,395.45 Total Points: 106,514.33 Donate	E. Offers the alien a cocktail. "Shaken not stirred" A. WHO THE F*CK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!? 007!? B. Coming right up! C. Waluigi doesn't really have any cocktails. Z. Magic Pineapple! __________________ RUN, SERAS, RUN!!

11-22-2006, 07:45 PM	#61
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Inside the dark soul of mankind. Gender: Posts: 9,988 Thanks: 359 Thanked 435 Times in 316 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 17,444.70 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 17,444.70 Donate	F. He already has one. He says, "Screw it, I'll get another.", so he goes to his local GameStop. When he gets there, he realizes that there is a huge line of people already. He then... A. Goes mad and kil-Forces them to leave. B. Summon Bahamut. C. Do a barrel roll! D. Waits in line. E. Becomes a millionare, buys every video game realted-company, and dies at the age of 99.

11-22-2006, 09:29 PM	#63
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Inside the dark soul of mankind. Gender: Posts: 9,988 Thanks: 359 Thanked 435 Times in 316 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 17,444.70 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 17,444.70 Donate	B. He is attacked by millions of people. Waluigi fights back strongly, but it soon overrun. Suddenly, he gets an idea. That idea is to... A. Kick em' all to death! B. Summon Odin. C. Get an Eva Unit and pwn the random people! D. Start a new life. E. Sing karaoke.

11-22-2006, 09:43 PM	#64
Frumious B, Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,871 Thanks: 294 Thanked 214 Times in 141 Posts Points: 8,022.92 Bank: 52,371.93 Total Points: 60,394.84 Donate	E. Sing Karaoke. Waluigi starts singing the Mystery Science Theater 3000 theme song, but has the lyrics all mixed up, and the music itself. Waluigi: In the not to distant fuchia! In the sunday of 13! Mike and the robots pal are blasted to space! They're being chased by a Forrester, and TV's CROOOOOOOOOOOOW! What do the people do? A. Explode. B. Have a Heart Attack. C. Sing Along. D. DISCO DISCO DISCO! E. Attack Waluigi. F. All of the above. (TIME PARADOX!)

11-22-2006, 10:04 PM	#65
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Inside the dark soul of mankind. Gender: Posts: 9,988 Thanks: 359 Thanked 435 Times in 316 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 17,444.70 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 17,444.70 Donate	F. All of the above. Suddenly, time rips it's self apart! When it fixes it's self, Waluigi is in the middle of a bloody rumble against Wart! What will he do?!!!1111 A. Make sick jokes about Wart. B. Summon Leviathan. C. One word: Roadkill. D. Brought to you by Budweiser: We make real beer. E. Use the force, damnit!

11-22-2006, 10:40 PM	#66
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11-22-2006, 10:51 PM	#67
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 106.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,357.06 Donate	A. Waluigi feels nauseous. So, he goes to the store to get something to settle his stomach. On the way he is met by... A. Mario B. Luigi C. Wario D. Captain Syrup E. Goompapa F. A random toad G. Bob the Hamster H. Bob the Dole I. A cave man J. Nobody K. Spongebob's gay friend Patrick L. Valigarmander M. Snoopy N. Luigi O. Bill P. An egg with a baby chick in it Q. His pet dog R. Frumious Bandersnatch S. Luigi T. Luigi U. Luigi V. Luigi W. Luigi X. Luigi Y. Luigi Z. Luigi

11-22-2006, 11:00 PM	#68
Chunky Kong12345 HIKARI NI NARA!!! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 17,429 Thanks: 79 Thanked 364 Times in 264 Posts Points: 471.42 Bank: 278,943.04 Total Points: 279,414.46 Donate	AA. A battery. Waluigi: LOL PUN Battery: LOL I NO A. CORNY B. MAIZE C. MAZE D. AMAZING E. zorp

11-23-2006, 07:36 PM	#70
Chunky Kong12345 HIKARI NI NARA!!! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 17,429 Thanks: 79 Thanked 364 Times in 264 Posts Points: 471.42 Bank: 278,943.04 Total Points: 279,414.46 Donate	E. TIME LOOP Waluigi woke up. "I think I will have a- waaaaait a minute." a goomba attacks OH TEH NO- waiiit. Waluigi: NOOOOO TIME LOOP Waluigi... A. Commits suicide, only to wake up on the same day again B. Is commited to a mental asylum C. BEEF D. FEEB E. OK F. Waluigi exploits his knowledge of the days winning lottery numbers, gaining $1 billion dollars. The time loop then breaks after he wins, with him keeping the money.

11-23-2006, 09:47 PM	#71
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Inside the dark soul of mankind. Gender: Posts: 9,988 Thanks: 359 Thanked 435 Times in 316 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 17,444.70 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 17,444.70 Donate	F. Waluigi exploits his knowledge of the days winning lottery numbers, gaining $1 billion dollars. Five years later, a crime boss, ordered by the Panther King, murders his wife. After a few more events, Waluigi is faced up against an Alien. He then... A. Cries. B. Summons Chocobo. C. Cuts off the alien's head. D. Pays a ninja to fight the alien. E. Offers the alien a cocktail. F. All of the above.

11-24-2006, 10:39 AM	#73
Chunky Kong12345 HIKARI NI NARA!!! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 17,429 Thanks: 79 Thanked 364 Times in 264 Posts Points: 471.42 Bank: 278,943.04 Total Points: 279,414.46 Donate	D. E E eats the Alien A. Death! B. Life! C. Curses! E. Orange!

11-25-2006, 07:02 PM	#74
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 106.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,357.06 Donate	E. Orange! " cries Citrus Man as he jumps to the scene. Waluigi decides to A. team up with Citrus Man and kill E. B. team up with E and kill Citrus Man. C. stand to the side and let Citrus Man and E duke it out. D. offer Citrus Man a cocktail. E. commit suicide.

11-27-2006, 08:42 AM	#75
Chunky Kong12345 HIKARI NI NARA!!! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 17,429 Thanks: 79 Thanked 364 Times in 264 Posts Points: 471.42 Bank: 278,943.04 Total Points: 279,414.46 Donate	F. Commit homicide Waluigi kills Citrus Man Waluigi: Oh noes. A. THE COPS B. THE FUZZ D. WEE WOO WEE WOO E. AM-BOO-LANCE

11-27-2006, 10:01 PM	#76
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 106.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,357.06 Donate	C. All of the above and two of the below. THE COPS COME! What does Waluigi do? A. Turn his home into a fortress and prepare for a long siege from the police. B. Make a desperate run for it. C. Call his buddy Wario to assist him in slaying the hundreds of police. D. Give himself up, as anything else would be inappropriate.

11-27-2006, 11:06 PM	#77
Frumious B, Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,871 Thanks: 294 Thanked 214 Times in 141 Posts Points: 8,022.92 Bank: 52,371.93 Total Points: 60,394.84 Donate	B. He runs into a A. Manhole. B. Lion's Mouth. C. Cardboard Box. D. Chunky Kong. E. Trash Can. F. All of the freaking above.

11-28-2006, 07:27 PM	#78
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 106.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,357.06 Donate	D. Waluigi, blocked by police on one side and Chunky on the other, decides to... A. pray to God. B. not pray, as he does not believe in a God. C. kill Chunky Kong and use his corpse as a meat shield. D. use his super special attack. E. give up.

11-29-2006, 07:33 PM	#79
Chunky Kong12345 HIKARI NI NARA!!! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 17,429 Thanks: 79 Thanked 364 Times in 264 Posts Points: 471.42 Bank: 278,943.04 Total Points: 279,414.46 Donate	D. Waluigi: HUIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr all cops die from aneurysms A. YAY B. I'M IN MOURNING C. MORNING D. MANANA E. LALALALAAL F. BALL G. A highly sophisticated choice

11-29-2006, 07:36 PM	#80
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 106.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,357.06 Donate	B. Waluigi felt much remorse for the murder of the police. So, he... A. commited Hara-Kiri. B. turned himself into the police. C. went off to kill more police. D. woke up from his horrible nightmare.