CYOA: Waluigi's Totally Appropriate Day - Page 6

Chop Chop Master Onion · 02-05-2007, 12:28 AM

B.

Waluigi suddenly wishes he was a character in the game. So, he goes to see Wario and says

A. "Can I be in your game?"
B. "Put me in your game or I squeeze your testicles until they pop."
C. "Ibby gadibby!"
D. something, but is cut off as Wario lets loose an earth-shattering fart.

MC King Kong Mushi · 02-05-2007, 12:33 AM

C.

These words turn Wario into probably the fattest monkey ever spawned. Waluigi then

A. Says "GROKTOFUNKTUS!"
B. Skins Wario and sells his fur
C. Opens a zoo
D. Trys his magical prowess out on other things

Chop Chop Master Onion · 02-05-2007, 01:23 AM

D.

He decides to enhance a certain part of his own body. So, he points his hand at his

A. eyes, for better seeing.
B. legs, for longer strides.
C. hands, but this is a paradox.
D. groin, for better crotch-lasers.

MC King Kong Mushi · 02-05-2007, 01:29 AM

C.

He points both hands at each other, then

A. BOOM KERSPLODE
B. They turn into scissors
C. He turns into the world's best Basketball player
D. He uses his super-hands to slap people

Chop Chop Master Onion · 02-05-2007, 01:30 AM

D.

His first act is to slap

A. Wario.
B. Mario.
C. Luigi.
D. himself.
E. all of the above.

Lucas · 02-05-2007, 04:56 PM

D.

Relizing his power, he...

A. Presses the "Reset" button.
B. DISCO DISCO DISCO!
C. Slaps... 1. Wario 2. Mario 3. Luigi
D. All of the below (Time paradox)

Chop Chop Master Onion · 02-05-2007, 07:27 PM

C1.

Wario is surprised and runs away crying. Waluigi is suddenly filled with great feelings of

A. remorse.
B. self-pity.
C. anger.
D. glee.
E. POWER!!!

Lucas · 02-06-2007, 04:49 PM

D.

PLOT TWIST

Waluigi finds himself in yon dungeon. He is tied up with ropes. The spiked walls of yon dungeon are closeth in on Waluigi. A Dongrel skeleton with sharp CLAWS hangs next to him. a BONE layeth on the ground nearby. Obvious exits are nowheres!

A. USE CLAWS
B. LOOK CLAWS
C. USE BONE
D. DISCO DISCO DISCO!
E. Trogdor!

Chunky Kong12345 · 02-07-2007, 04:04 PM

E

This causes:

A. Trogdor to

I. Kill him with
a. BURNINATE
b. stomp stomp stomp
c. WALUIGI OVER. VIRUS = VERY YES

II. Eat him with
a. his butt
b. his mouth
c. ???

III. Become friends with
a. Waluigi
b. Zach Braff
c. Himself

B. TIME PARADOX
C. WHAT A TWEEST
D. BUH?

Demonic Lemonade · 04-01-2007, 11:06 AM

AIII: c and, B

trogdor then blew up for no reason. Waluigi then...

a:woke up again
b:cried
c:TIME PARADOX!

Chop Chop Master Onion · 04-01-2007, 11:22 AM

B.

He cried, because he remembered that his father had

A. passed away.
B. run away.
C. molested the family dog.
D. beat him and Wario.
E. C & D.

Big Daddy · 04-01-2007, 12:54 PM

B

He had run away with mario because they had a forbidden love.

Then..
A. He did somthing inapropiate.
B. DISCO DISCO DISCO.
C. He Dressed up as Shiry temple and spanked himself with a hockey stick(weird al FTW).
D. Be retarded.

Lucas · 04-01-2007, 01:26 PM

B.

Then...
A. PLOT TVVEEEEESSSSTTTT
B. Grue
C. PLAY VIDEO GAMES WITH [insert poster's name here]
D. Eurg

Chop Chop Master Onion · 04-01-2007, 01:28 PM

A.

Waluigi had to drive a Ferrari along the rings of Saturn while balancing his checkbook and teaching Wario to play piano. He

A. did just that.
B. failed miserably.
C. forgot what he was supposed to do.
D. decided to do something else.

Big Daddy · 04-01-2007, 01:45 PM

B

He fell of saturns ring, lost all his money and was crushed by the piano then wario came tumbling after.

So he...
A. Dressed up as Shiry temple and spanked himself with a hockey stick
B. decided to be retarted.
C. Marry a ps3 and have strange looking kids.
D - ???. all of the above
-??? - ???. TIME PARADOX!!!!!!111oneonecowone

Chop Chop Master Onion · 04-01-2007, 01:48 PM

C.

So, he began getting intimate with the PS3. Just then,

A. he realized the story was getting inappropriate and stopped.
B. he left the PS3 for a Wii.
C. he left the PS3 for a 360.
D. he got scared and ran away.

Big Daddy · 04-01-2007, 02:00 PM

B.

He then realised the Wii has a strange name for guy to date so he..
A. didn't care and been intimate with it any way.
B. Ran away and raped raped peach. ( not just raped, but raped raped)
C. decided to be retarded.

Lucas · 04-01-2007, 02:10 PM

D. Oh teh noes this isn't an option

Waluigi is suddenly warped out of time. GAME OVER.

Continue? Y/N
A. Y
B. N
C. Reset
D. Grue

Chop Chop Master Onion · 04-01-2007, 02:12 PM

A.

Waluigin awoke from his horrible nightmare. "What a horrible nightmare!" He got out of bed and

A. went to the bathroom.
B. got dressed.
C. tripped, falling flat on his face.
D. was sucked into an interdimensional time rift.
E. had a stoke, and died.

Big Daddy · 04-01-2007, 02:37 PM

F. all of the above

This led up to...
A-???. Raping peach.
1-???. something else.

02-05-2007, 12:33 AM	#102
MC King Kong Mushi EVERYBODY SAY HO! THE PARTY'S HERE Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: That one place. Gender: Posts: 6,690 Thanks: 125 Thanked 312 Times in 248 Posts Points: 9,111.88 Bank: 97,395.45 Total Points: 106,507.33 Donate	C. These words turn Wario into probably the fattest monkey ever spawned. Waluigi then A. Says "GROKTOFUNKTUS!" B. Skins Wario and sells his fur C. Opens a zoo D. Trys his magical prowess out on other things __________________ RUN, SERAS, RUN!!

02-05-2007, 01:29 AM	#104
MC King Kong Mushi EVERYBODY SAY HO! THE PARTY'S HERE Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: That one place. Gender: Posts: 6,690 Thanks: 125 Thanked 312 Times in 248 Posts Points: 9,111.88 Bank: 97,395.45 Total Points: 106,507.33 Donate	C. He points both hands at each other, then A. BOOM KERSPLODE B. They turn into scissors C. He turns into the world's best Basketball player D. He uses his super-hands to slap people __________________ RUN, SERAS, RUN!!

02-05-2007, 12:28 AM	#101
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 73.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,324.06 Donate	B. Waluigi suddenly wishes he was a character in the game. So, he goes to see Wario and says A. "Can I be in your game?" B. "Put me in your game or I squeeze your testicles until they pop." C. "Ibby gadibby!" D. something, but is cut off as Wario lets loose an earth-shattering fart.

02-05-2007, 01:23 AM	#103
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 73.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,324.06 Donate	D. He decides to enhance a certain part of his own body. So, he points his hand at his A. eyes, for better seeing. B. legs, for longer strides. C. hands, but this is a paradox. D. groin, for better crotch-lasers.

02-05-2007, 01:30 AM	#105
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 73.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,324.06 Donate	D. His first act is to slap A. Wario. B. Mario. C. Luigi. D. himself. E. all of the above.

02-05-2007, 04:56 PM	#106
Lucas Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: In that one place. Yeah... Gender: Posts: 1,377 Thanks: 50 Thanked 34 Times in 29 Posts Points: 2,071.46 Bank: 96,415.07 Total Points: 98,486.53 Donate	D. Relizing his power, he... A. Presses the "Reset" button. B. DISCO DISCO DISCO! C. Slaps... 1. Wario 2. Mario 3. Luigi D. All of the below (Time paradox)

02-05-2007, 07:27 PM	#107
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 73.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,324.06 Donate	C1. Wario is surprised and runs away crying. Waluigi is suddenly filled with great feelings of A. remorse. B. self-pity. C. anger. D. glee. E. POWER!!!

02-06-2007, 04:49 PM	#108
Lucas Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: In that one place. Yeah... Gender: Posts: 1,377 Thanks: 50 Thanked 34 Times in 29 Posts Points: 2,071.46 Bank: 96,415.07 Total Points: 98,486.53 Donate	D. PLOT TWIST Waluigi finds himself in yon dungeon. He is tied up with ropes. The spiked walls of yon dungeon are closeth in on Waluigi. A Dongrel skeleton with sharp CLAWS hangs next to him. a BONE layeth on the ground nearby. Obvious exits are nowheres! A. USE CLAWS B. LOOK CLAWS C. USE BONE D. DISCO DISCO DISCO! E. Trogdor!

02-07-2007, 04:04 PM	#109
Chunky Kong12345 HIKARI NI NARA!!! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 17,429 Thanks: 79 Thanked 364 Times in 264 Posts Points: 470.42 Bank: 278,943.04 Total Points: 279,413.46 Donate	E This causes: A. Trogdor to I. Kill him with a. BURNINATE b. stomp stomp stomp c. WALUIGI OVER. VIRUS = VERY YES II. Eat him with a. his butt b. his mouth c. ??? III. Become friends with a. Waluigi b. Zach Braff c. Himself B. TIME PARADOX C. WHAT A TWEEST D. BUH?

04-01-2007, 11:06 AM	#110
Demonic Lemonade The Super Mario Galaxy Final Bowser Fight music is the mest VGM music EVAR Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ten thousand light years away Gender: Posts: 5,942 Thanks: 227 Thanked 312 Times in 248 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 738.58 Bank: 15,316.24 Total Points: 16,054.82 Donate	AIII: c and, B trogdor then blew up for no reason. Waluigi then... a:woke up again b:cried c:TIME PARADOX!

04-01-2007, 11:22 AM	#111
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 73.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,324.06 Donate	B. He cried, because he remembered that his father had A. passed away. B. run away. C. molested the family dog. D. beat him and Wario. E. C & D.

04-01-2007, 12:54 PM	#112
Big Daddy Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Rapture Gender: Posts: 1,109 Thanks: 25 Thanked 39 Times in 22 Posts Points: 2,354.00 Bank: 10,939.93 Total Points: 13,293.93 Donate	B He had run away with mario because they had a forbidden love. Then.. A. He did somthing inapropiate. B. DISCO DISCO DISCO. C. He Dressed up as Shiry temple and spanked himself with a hockey stick(weird al FTW). D. Be retarded.

04-01-2007, 01:26 PM	#113
Lucas Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: In that one place. Yeah... Gender: Posts: 1,377 Thanks: 50 Thanked 34 Times in 29 Posts Points: 2,071.46 Bank: 96,415.07 Total Points: 98,486.53 Donate	B. Then... A. PLOT TVVEEEEESSSSTTTT B. Grue C. PLAY VIDEO GAMES WITH [insert poster's name here] D. Eurg

04-01-2007, 01:28 PM	#114
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 73.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,324.06 Donate	A. Waluigi had to drive a Ferrari along the rings of Saturn while balancing his checkbook and teaching Wario to play piano. He A. did just that. B. failed miserably. C. forgot what he was supposed to do. D. decided to do something else.

04-01-2007, 01:45 PM	#115
Big Daddy Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Rapture Gender: Posts: 1,109 Thanks: 25 Thanked 39 Times in 22 Posts Points: 2,354.00 Bank: 10,939.93 Total Points: 13,293.93 Donate	B He fell of saturns ring, lost all his money and was crushed by the piano then wario came tumbling after. So he... A. Dressed up as Shiry temple and spanked himself with a hockey stick B. decided to be retarted. C. Marry a ps3 and have strange looking kids. D - ???. all of the above -??? - ???. TIME PARADOX!!!!!!111oneonecowone

04-01-2007, 01:48 PM	#116
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 73.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,324.06 Donate	C. So, he began getting intimate with the PS3. Just then, A. he realized the story was getting inappropriate and stopped. B. he left the PS3 for a Wii. C. he left the PS3 for a 360. D. he got scared and ran away.

04-01-2007, 02:00 PM	#117
Big Daddy Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Rapture Gender: Posts: 1,109 Thanks: 25 Thanked 39 Times in 22 Posts Points: 2,354.00 Bank: 10,939.93 Total Points: 13,293.93 Donate	B. He then realised the Wii has a strange name for guy to date so he.. A. didn't care and been intimate with it any way. B. Ran away and raped raped peach. ( not just raped, but raped raped) C. decided to be retarded.

04-01-2007, 02:10 PM	#118
Lucas Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: In that one place. Yeah... Gender: Posts: 1,377 Thanks: 50 Thanked 34 Times in 29 Posts Points: 2,071.46 Bank: 96,415.07 Total Points: 98,486.53 Donate	D. Oh teh noes this isn't an option Waluigi is suddenly warped out of time. GAME OVER. Continue? Y/N A. Y B. N C. Reset D. Grue

04-01-2007, 02:12 PM	#119
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 73.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,324.06 Donate	A. Waluigin awoke from his horrible nightmare. "What a horrible nightmare!" He got out of bed and A. went to the bathroom. B. got dressed. C. tripped, falling flat on his face. D. was sucked into an interdimensional time rift. E. had a stoke, and died.

04-01-2007, 02:37 PM	#120
Big Daddy Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Rapture Gender: Posts: 1,109 Thanks: 25 Thanked 39 Times in 22 Posts Points: 2,354.00 Bank: 10,939.93 Total Points: 13,293.93 Donate	F. all of the above This led up to... A-???. Raping peach. 1-???. something else.