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 04-12-2007, 01:16 PM | #141 |
| HIKARI NI NARA!!!  Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender:  Posts: 17,429 Thanks: 79 Thanked 364 Times in 264 Posts       | A. By which he meant Do the Mario. Somehow. Waluigi: Swing your arms, from side to side: Everyone: NOOOOO! *arms race* *wars* Waluigi stops everyone by... A. SAFETY DANCE B. Telling them to watch all of Lost and not get confused C. Eat turnips D. DISC DISC DISC E. Something irrelevant to the story F. Get jobs |
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| 04-12-2007, 01:38 PM | #142 |
| Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Grr... Gender:  Posts: 1,025 Thanks: 18 Thanked 17 Times in 14 Posts | E. Waluigi: Ibby Gadibby! *poof. Everything's normal, and now, Lilac (who was a catgirl) is now a Ferret! Waluigi: Wan't that before? Announcer: No I thik it was Lilac the Naked Mole Rat.... Waluigi: Whatever. Wait. Didn't I use those words before? When I wanted to change my hands? I can do it again! Announcer: Oh noes. Lilac's reusing jokes again! >( Wluigi points to his... A. Ear, for better hearing B. Skin, for more tanning C. Butt, for... ehm.... private reasons >> Possibly innapropriate D. Feet, for faster running Lilac: What? Like I wanted to copy the whole thing! Cartoon Network does partial nudity as well! Take Billy for example... Waluigi: Shut up! Lilac: FIne! |
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| 04-12-2007, 02:16 PM | #143 |
| HIKARI NI NARA!!! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 17,429 Thanks: 79 Thanked 364 Times in 264 Posts | E. Hands. Somehow. TIME PARADOX Waluigi gives himself a script of all the events leading up to where he just came from. Past Waluigi: Where'd this come from? Future Waluigi: Well, I came back and gave it to you. You'll ahve to do it eventually, too. Past Waluigi: What? Past Waluigi does... A. BRAIN KERPLODE B. Kills himself. (Warning: Even more time paradoxy) C. Goes off on the inappropriate adventure D. Eats cake |
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| 04-12-2007, 02:23 PM | #144 |
| Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Grr... Gender: Posts: 1,025 Thanks: 18 Thanked 17 Times in 14 Posts | B. Lilac: Great. Chunky, you gave me the hiccups. *HIC* Waluigi: OH MY GOD!!!! *thousands of Waluigi's appear outta nowhere, and Lilac and Chunky are suddenly twins (for some reason)* Lilac & Chunky: O.O Do Lilac and Chunky... A. Kill off the Waluigis (Time Pradox and innapropriate) B. Go get popcorn C. *HIC* D. Try and revert this problem, while dragging on the real Waluigi E. Radomly die, because the story's about Waluigi Lilac: This is what I get for reading this whole thing after dinner. >< |
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| 04-12-2007, 07:07 PM | #145 |
| HIKARI NI NARA!!! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 17,429 Thanks: 79 Thanked 364 Times in 264 Posts | C. *SOUND BARRIER = BROKEN* *everyone's ears are bleeding* Chunky: WRYYYY Lilac: ;_; Waluigi: IT HURTSES Wario: WHY AM I EVEN HERE STILL A. Everyone goes to the ear doctor B. Wario dies C. DISCO DISCO DISCO D. They watch TV until their eyes bleed, too |
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| 04-12-2007, 07:49 PM | #146 |
| KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND  Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts           | (What did I just get through saying, silly people?  )B. Waluigi: NOOOOOOOO! Wario: Waluigi... my brother... before I go to the Great Beyond, there's just one thing I need to tell you... Waluigi: Anything, Wario. Wario: Waluigi... A. ...I love you. B. ...I am your father. C. ...my body is rigged with explosives and is set to blow in 24 hours. D. ...I am actually IMMORTAL! E. ...I always hated you. I'm glad I'm dying so I can just get away from your ugly face. |
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| 04-13-2007, 06:08 AM | #147 |
| Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Grr... Gender: Posts: 1,025 Thanks: 18 Thanked 17 Times in 14 Posts | C. Waluigi: OH MY GOD!!! RUN!!! *Lilac & Chunky jump back to their lands in front of the computer* *BLAM* Waluigi didn't make it out in time because he spent the whole day trying to pick his nose for the greenest booger he could find. Wario explodes and Waluigi is then flung to... A. The Mushroom Kingdon B. An Arwing C. Ash's Room D. Jupiter Lilac: Val, it ain't my fault I got the hiccups! |
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| 04-13-2007, 08:45 AM | #148 |
| HIKARI NI NARA!!! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 17,429 Thanks: 79 Thanked 364 Times in 264 Posts | D. Waluigi: Huh? *SHOEMAKER-LEVY'D!* Waluigi: Ow! My all of me! Waluigi then... A. Wakes up at Jupiter Hospital B. Decides to go on an adventure through space, but not time C. Decides to go on an adventure through time, but not space D. Decides to go on an adventure through space and time |
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| 04-13-2007, 10:55 AM | #149 |
| KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts | D. His mission was to go back in time and save Wario from death. But first, he would need A. a good-luck kiss from Waludaisy. B. Mario's time machine. *gack!* C. a new pair of suspenders. D. some funky music playing. E. to go to the bathroom. |
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| 04-13-2007, 11:43 AM | #150 |
| Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Grr... Gender: Posts: 1,025 Thanks: 18 Thanked 17 Times in 14 Posts | F. He needed to get a spaceship and a crew! Waluigi: Allright! So he stole the Epoch, and got a crew, which was Waludaisy, Mario, Bowser, Kolorado, Goombella, Kirby and Zero. They made the Epoch able to fly through space and a bit bigger to hold everyone and soon, they all disembarked to find Wario. First, they... A. Ate at the McGoombas B. Went to Pluto C. Wrecked the Epoch D. Took a Dump on Mario |
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| 04-13-2007, 02:00 PM | #151 |
| KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts | C. Immediately after takeoff they crashed into the Arc de Triomphe. Waluigi: Oh noes! We've just demolished a French national landmark! Mario: Mama mia! Bowser: What should we do? Waluigi: Well, I think we should... A. ...run. B. ...see if the Epoch's time-travel device still works and go back to before we crashed. C. ...blame it all on some French guy named Pierre. D. ...walk the rest of the way. E. ...go to the store and buy a new time machine. |
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| 04-13-2007, 04:48 PM | #152 |
| Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Grr... Gender: Posts: 1,025 Thanks: 18 Thanked 17 Times in 14 Posts | B. But it doesn't work! No wait.... it does.... They go back... and they pulled it off in time! After that, they crashed onto a beach in Portugal. Waluigi: Oh noes!NOw we have to buy and new one! Bowser: Great. Wario will not be happy if this doen't work! Waludaisy: We can buy and Epoch II at a store near us! The guy selling it sells it at... A. $10.00 B. $100.00 C. $100,000 D. A ridiculous Amount of Money |
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| 04-13-2007, 07:18 PM | #153 |
| KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts | D. Waluigi timidly asks if paying in gold coins would work. The cashier said it would, but seeing as the current exchange rate from gold coins to American dollars is roughly ten coins for a cent and a half, Waluigi and his comrades fell terribly short. Waluigi: Oh no! Mario: Now we'll-a never save Wario! Mario burys his face into his hands and cries. Bowser pats him on the shoulder to cheer him up. Bowser: There, there, Mario. If we just believe in ourselves, we can do anything we put our minds to! Kirby: That was one schmaltzy hunk of crap. Bowser: Go to hell. Waludaisy: People, people, please! We can't fight like this! We need to save Wario before it's too late! Waludaisy turned to her lover, her matted black hair shifting in the breeze. Waludaisy: Oh, Waluigi? What ever shall we do? Waluigi closed his eyes slowly. His thin moustache twitched lightly, his gloved hand rubbing the stubble of beard on his chin. After what seemed like an eternity, he opened his eyes. Waluigi: I've got it! Waluigi's clever plan was to A. distract the cashier and then make away with the Epoch II. B. build their own time machine. C. ask Frogfucius for advice. D. attempt to tear a rift in the space-time continuum and see if it lead to Wario. E. give up. |
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| 04-13-2007, 07:37 PM | #154 |
| HIKARI NI NARA!!! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 17,429 Thanks: 79 Thanked 364 Times in 264 Posts | D. They open a rift, but... A. Wrong time. B. Wrong spot. C. Wrong universe. D. Wrong right. |
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| 04-13-2007, 08:16 PM | #155 |
| The Super Mario Galaxy Final Bowser Fight music is the mest VGM music EVAR  | (i'll be more serious. sorry) A. they are now in the age of the dinosaurs. Bowser: oh teh noes! we will DIE! Kirby: shut up, wuss. we will survive! we have towork together! Mario,Waluigi,Waludaisy,Bowser: YEAH!!! what do they do now? a: look around b: make another rip c: eat d: other random crap Chunky enjoys |
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| 04-14-2007, 12:34 AM | #156 |
| Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Grr... Gender: Posts: 1,025 Thanks: 18 Thanked 17 Times in 14 Posts | B: And they make a rip in the right time! But oh noes! Te rip is just hours before Wario dies, and they are far away from him! What do they do? Maro: I a-know! *pulls out a time clock* Time-a stopped! Now let-a us-a go! Bowser: Awesome! But we need to get to The Stadium... A portal appears! What do they do? A. Jump in it B. Find another way to get there C. Steal the Epoch II and get there D. Walk |
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| 04-14-2007, 12:37 AM | #157 |
| KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts | A & B. Unsure of where the portal would lead them, they decided to split up. Mario, Bowser, Kirby and Zero went through the portal, and Waluigi, Waludaisy, Kolorado, and Goombella stayed behind to find another way. As it turned out, the portal led to Antarctica. Mario: Oh, snapz. Kirby: Well, I hope the others are able to save Wario in time. Back with Waluigi, he stared down at his watch. He had exactly one hour before time resumed and Wario died. He would need to act fast, as the stadium was miles away. Slowly, he devised another plan. Waluigi: In case the others don't make it in time to save Wario, I think we should... A. ...RUN! B. ...rent an airship and fly it there. C. ...flap our arms and try to fly ourselves. D. ...use this teleportation device I conveniently forgot we had. E. ...give up. Last edited by Cinco de Valo; 04-14-2007 at 04:12 PM. |
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| 04-15-2007, 04:29 AM | #158 |
| Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Grr... Gender: Posts: 1,025 Thanks: 18 Thanked 17 Times in 14 Posts | D. Kolorado: What's this in your pocket? Waluigi: OMG! It's a Teleportation Device! Goombella: Thats so totally convenient! Waludaisy: Sweet! They teleport to Wario's place! MEANWHILE... Zero was the last surviving... thing out in Antarctica! Kirby, Mario, and Bowser were frozen! Zero was half frozen, being a reploid. He used his last straw! His teleportation device! He teleported to his own world. And is thawing out. MEANWHILE... Waluigi looked around the drafty stadium... A. He saved Wario by some means B. He got a chile dog from the vending machine C. He watched the battle, apparently between himself and the enemies from back then. D. He did nothing. |
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| 04-15-2007, 11:26 AM | #159 |
| HIKARI NI NARA!!! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 17,429 Thanks: 79 Thanked 364 Times in 264 Posts | C. Waluigi: Boy, this is boring. Hey, what's this button do? *Button reads: rig Wario's body with explosives that will explode in 24 hours* Waluigi: Oooo! *Waluigi presses the button* Waluigi: Oh, wait. I wasnt supposed to do that. Crap. *meanwhile...* Past Waluigi: NOOOOOOOO! Wario: Waluigi... my brother... before I go to the Great Beyond, there's just one thing I need to tell you... Past Waluigi: Anything, Wario. Wario: Waluigi...my body is rigged with explosives and is set to blow in 24 hours. *meanwhile...* Waluigi: Dammit. Now I have to go save Wario. But first I must... A. Do-do-do-do the Mario B. Do-do-do-do a barrel roll C. Take a nap D. Take a walk through Australia E. Play football |
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| 04-15-2007, 12:24 PM | #160 |
| Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Grr... Gender: Posts: 1,025 Thanks: 18 Thanked 17 Times in 14 Posts | F. clip the wire Waluigi: Ehmm... *clips a random wire* *everyhting falls to the floor* Past Waluigi: C'mon Wario. Imma taking you to the hospital... *Takes Wario to the hospital* Everyone goes back to their time* Everyone: Yay! *Wario is with them* What does Waluigi do next? A. Play the Wii B. Play the Yo-Yo C. Go somewhere (state) D. Do something (state) |
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