CYOA: Waluigi's Totally Appropriate Day - Page 14

Mush Face · 08-11-2008, 10:40 AM

D) REFORM

Waluigi goes to reform school and...

A) flunks
B) flunks bad
C) passes
D) passes gas
E) eats nachos
F)A and E

Demonic Lemonade · 08-13-2008, 03:20 AM

A)

Waluigi: Why did I flunk?

Teacher lady: Because you failed the test on Ethics.

Waluigi: But WTF is Ethics?

Nerd: haha yypou fA17ed you reqally suX0r

Waluigi: ... I hate you. I am going to...

A) Impale your head on this stick."
B) Make love to you."
C) Kill myself."
D) Be a moron cuz I failed."

Metal Man · 08-27-2008, 02:34 AM

D.

Waluigi: I'm going to be a moron. This requires more gasoline!

So Waluigi gets out a can of gas, and sets his tennis racket on fire. He's near the point of blowing himself up, when he is suddenly hit in the head by...

A. A rock
B. A baseball
C. A Sega Genesis
D. His brain (which apparently had gone missing as was to cause for his flunking???)

SwordMaster · 09-14-2008, 05:14 PM

C. A Sega Genesis

Waluigi: Sega Genesis?! Cool! I think I'll play a game.

Waluigi hooks up the Genesis and puts in the game...

A. Sonic the Hedgehog
B. Alien Storm
C. Golden Axe
D. Dune: The Battle For Arrakis

Quate · 09-14-2008, 10:24 PM

E. Sonic the Hedgehog 2

"Hehe! Sonic is blue!" Waluigi says, completely ignoring the fact that he is losing. His mom, MAMA WALUIGI, says to stop playing that game and eat your...

A. Veggies
B. Homework
C. Face
D. Pet Goomba (warning: may be inappropriate)

Metal Man · 09-17-2008, 10:33 PM

D.

Waluigi goes to eat his Pet Goomba. However he finds an equally appetizing sign that says 'Warning! May be innappropriate!' for some reason, it is made of cinnamon toast crunch.

Waluigi: "Mmm... Cinnamon Toast Crunch..."

Waluigi then goes back to his game, only to find that someone has stolen it! It is...

A. Bowser
B. Smithy
C. Mushman
D. A clown on a bicycle!

Demonic Lemonade · 09-19-2008, 03:27 PM

D

The clown rides in circles on his unicycle holding the Genesis. Waluigi starts clapping and laughing.

Waluigi: Haha! Big feet.

The clown rides into the road and gets hit by a truck, thus destroying the Geneses. Waluigi...

A) screams "aaaaaah"
B) screams, AAAAAH!
C) Gets a Saturn
D) Eats the clowns remains

Quate · 09-21-2008, 03:19 PM

C.

Waluigi gets a Saturn that costs over 9,000 pennies. But wait! The ebay person scammed him! Waluigi actually got the PLANET! Whatever will he do?

A. Terraform Saturn to make it into a random hot dog stand.
B. Stab himself.
C. Stab his alter ego, Waluwaluigi.
D. None of the above.
E. All of the above (TIEM PARADOX LOLOL)

Mush Face · 09-21-2008, 03:27 PM

A. Terraform Saturn to make it into a random hot dog stand.

After he is finished he sets up business, and

A. Becomes rich from selling hotdogs to Yoshi.
B. Forgets to wear a spacesuit and dies.
C. Eats all the hotdogs himself and becomes as fat as Wario.
D. His hotdogs stand gets invaded by aliens.

DarkZero · 09-22-2008, 06:08 AM

D.

But he's not giving up. Waluigi plans to attack them with a:

A. Shotgun
B. Axe
C. Boot
D. Random zombie limb

Mush Face · 09-22-2008, 02:31 PM

B. Axe

He manages to fight his way to the leader and...

A. Sells him a hotdog
B. Chops his head off.
C. Waluigi recognizes him and they get into a conversation about high school.
D. Something else.

DarkZero · 09-23-2008, 07:05 AM

C.

It turns out that Waluigi used to bully him in high school. Waluigi:

A. Apologizes
B. Runs
C. Denies it
D. Realises he doesn't know this guy at all

Quate · 09-26-2008, 05:12 PM

D.

He realizes he doesn't know this guy, and an awkward silence follows. Like if you're at a gas pump. But anyway, Waluigi slinks of and goes to...

A. DISCO DISCO DISCO!
B. Get a soda, which was accidentally poison.
C. Get the Black Death.
D. Drink 10 gallons of milk.

Demonic Lemonade · 09-27-2008, 06:08 PM

A

DISCO DISCO DISCO DISCO DISCO DISCO DISCO DISCO DISCO DISCO

Waluigi is tired. He...

A) sleeps
B) drinks alot of coffee
C) dies
D) DISCO DISCO DISCO

DarkZero · 09-29-2008, 07:09 AM

D.

But Wal got hungry, really fast. He then buys:

A) A sugar-coated poison apple
B) Diet Pepsi
C) Bill Gates
D) Good & Plenty

Demonic Lemonade · 10-03-2008, 09:26 PM

C

And eats him. Now Microsoft has to be sold and they sell it to Waluigi. Waluigi is now the most richerest man alive and he buys lots of stuff. But he gets bored and buys...

A) Even moar stuff
B) A prostitute (may be innapropriate)
C) A tiem machine
D) Himself
E) Earth
F) DarkZero

Quate · 10-03-2008, 10:47 PM

D.

He offers himself $50, but he refuses. Waluigi then...

A. Slaps himself
B. Punches himself
C. Kicks himself
D. Kills himself

Demonic Lemonade · 10-04-2008, 12:43 AM

A

Waluigi slaps himself, which makes himself slap Waluigi, which makes Waluigi slap himself. Waluigi is having a slap fight with himself. He...

A) Slaps more
B) does something innapropriate
C) Slaps Waludaisy
D) Slaps Waluigi who slaps Waluigi
E) DISCO DISCO DISCO

DarkZero · 10-31-2008, 08:56 AM

B) Does something inappropriate.

However, the CYOA gods forbid it. Waluigi:

A) Gets revenge using honey, toilet paper, and numerous gallons of anti-freeze.
B) Forgives them and moves on with his life.
C) Gets a date.
D) Learns telekinesis.

Quate · 11-02-2008, 08:57 PM

A) Waluigi mixes the antifreeze and honey. He then feeds it to the nearest person and steals his toilet paper.

THEN WALUIGI GOES TO THE STORE. THERE...

A) HE TURNS ON CAPS LOCK
b0 he stops using shift.
C) He kills someone.
D) He stops killing people.

08-11-2008, 10:40 AM	#261
Mush Face Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: MAS*H 4077 Gender: Posts: 5,609 Thanks: 220 Thanked 306 Times in 238 Posts Points: 2,500.06 Bank: 15,428.61 Total Points: 17,928.67 Donate	D) REFORM Waluigi goes to reform school and... A) flunks B) flunks bad C) passes D) passes gas E) eats nachos F)A and E

08-27-2008, 02:34 AM	#263
Metal Man Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Gender: Posts: 7,034 Thanks: 77 Thanked 265 Times in 175 Posts Points: 8,514.29 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 8,514.29 Donate	D. Waluigi: I'm going to be a moron. This requires more gasoline! So Waluigi gets out a can of gas, and sets his tennis racket on fire. He's near the point of blowing himself up, when he is suddenly hit in the head by... A. A rock B. A baseball C. A Sega Genesis D. His brain (which apparently had gone missing as was to cause for his flunking???)

09-14-2008, 05:14 PM	#264
SwordMaster Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Ohio Gender: Posts: 427 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 873.27 Bank: 510.00 Total Points: 1,383.27 Donate	C. A Sega Genesis Waluigi: Sega Genesis?! Cool! I think I'll play a game. Waluigi hooks up the Genesis and puts in the game... A. Sonic the Hedgehog B. Alien Storm C. Golden Axe D. Dune: The Battle For Arrakis

09-14-2008, 10:24 PM	#265
Quate Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Tall, Tall Mountain Gender: Posts: 48 Thanks: 17 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 1,319.60 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 1,319.60 Donate	E. Sonic the Hedgehog 2 "Hehe! Sonic is blue!" Waluigi says, completely ignoring the fact that he is losing. His mom, MAMA WALUIGI, says to stop playing that game and eat your... A. Veggies B. Homework C. Face D. Pet Goomba (warning: may be inappropriate)

09-17-2008, 10:33 PM	#266
Metal Man Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Gender: Posts: 7,034 Thanks: 77 Thanked 265 Times in 175 Posts Points: 8,514.29 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 8,514.29 Donate	D. Waluigi goes to eat his Pet Goomba. However he finds an equally appetizing sign that says 'Warning! May be innappropriate!' for some reason, it is made of cinnamon toast crunch. Waluigi: "Mmm... Cinnamon Toast Crunch..." Waluigi then goes back to his game, only to find that someone has stolen it! It is... A. Bowser B. Smithy C. Mushman D. A clown on a bicycle!

09-21-2008, 03:19 PM	#268
Quate Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Tall, Tall Mountain Gender: Posts: 48 Thanks: 17 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 1,319.60 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 1,319.60 Donate	C. Waluigi gets a Saturn that costs over 9,000 pennies. But wait! The ebay person scammed him! Waluigi actually got the PLANET! Whatever will he do? A. Terraform Saturn to make it into a random hot dog stand. B. Stab himself. C. Stab his alter ego, Waluwaluigi. D. None of the above. E. All of the above (TIEM PARADOX LOLOL)

09-21-2008, 03:27 PM	#269
Mush Face Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: MAS*H 4077 Gender: Posts: 5,609 Thanks: 220 Thanked 306 Times in 238 Posts Points: 2,500.06 Bank: 15,428.61 Total Points: 17,928.67 Donate	A. Terraform Saturn to make it into a random hot dog stand. After he is finished he sets up business, and A. Becomes rich from selling hotdogs to Yoshi. B. Forgets to wear a spacesuit and dies. C. Eats all the hotdogs himself and becomes as fat as Wario. D. His hotdogs stand gets invaded by aliens.

09-22-2008, 06:08 AM	#270
DarkZero Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Ever notice how Tazy's PDN (STOP LOOKING AT ME) abbreviates to "SLAM"? Gender: Posts: 3,761 Thanks: 322 Thanked 229 Times in 166 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 13,899.64 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 13,899.64 Donate	D. But he's not giving up. Waluigi plans to attack them with a: A. Shotgun B. Axe C. Boot D. Random zombie limb

09-22-2008, 02:31 PM	#271
Mush Face Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: MAS*H 4077 Gender: Posts: 5,609 Thanks: 220 Thanked 306 Times in 238 Posts Points: 2,500.06 Bank: 15,428.61 Total Points: 17,928.67 Donate	B. Axe He manages to fight his way to the leader and... A. Sells him a hotdog B. Chops his head off. C. Waluigi recognizes him and they get into a conversation about high school. D. Something else.

09-23-2008, 07:05 AM	#272
DarkZero Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Ever notice how Tazy's PDN (STOP LOOKING AT ME) abbreviates to "SLAM"? Gender: Posts: 3,761 Thanks: 322 Thanked 229 Times in 166 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 13,899.64 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 13,899.64 Donate	C. It turns out that Waluigi used to bully him in high school. Waluigi: A. Apologizes B. Runs C. Denies it D. Realises he doesn't know this guy at all

09-26-2008, 05:12 PM	#273
Quate Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Tall, Tall Mountain Gender: Posts: 48 Thanks: 17 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 1,319.60 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 1,319.60 Donate	D. He realizes he doesn't know this guy, and an awkward silence follows. Like if you're at a gas pump. But anyway, Waluigi slinks of and goes to... A. DISCO DISCO DISCO! B. Get a soda, which was accidentally poison. C. Get the Black Death. D. Drink 10 gallons of milk.

09-29-2008, 07:09 AM	#275
DarkZero Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Ever notice how Tazy's PDN (STOP LOOKING AT ME) abbreviates to "SLAM"? Gender: Posts: 3,761 Thanks: 322 Thanked 229 Times in 166 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 13,899.64 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 13,899.64 Donate	D. But Wal got hungry, really fast. He then buys: A) A sugar-coated poison apple B) Diet Pepsi C) Bill Gates D) Good & Plenty

10-03-2008, 10:47 PM	#277
Quate Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Tall, Tall Mountain Gender: Posts: 48 Thanks: 17 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 1,319.60 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 1,319.60 Donate	D. He offers himself $50, but he refuses. Waluigi then... A. Slaps himself B. Punches himself C. Kicks himself D. Kills himself

10-31-2008, 08:56 AM	#279
DarkZero Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Ever notice how Tazy's PDN (STOP LOOKING AT ME) abbreviates to "SLAM"? Gender: Posts: 3,761 Thanks: 322 Thanked 229 Times in 166 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 13,899.64 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 13,899.64 Donate	B) Does something inappropriate. However, the CYOA gods forbid it. Waluigi: A) Gets revenge using honey, toilet paper, and numerous gallons of anti-freeze. B) Forgives them and moves on with his life. C) Gets a date. D) Learns telekinesis.

11-02-2008, 08:57 PM	#280
Quate Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Tall, Tall Mountain Gender: Posts: 48 Thanks: 17 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 1,319.60 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 1,319.60 Donate	A) Waluigi mixes the antifreeze and honey. He then feeds it to the nearest person and steals his toilet paper. THEN WALUIGI GOES TO THE STORE. THERE... A) HE TURNS ON CAPS LOCK b0 he stops using shift. C) He kills someone. D) He stops killing people.