VGF CYOA - Page 5

Irby · 12-27-2006, 10:19 PM

A
GameFAQ came with air forces and VSider won! Then:
A) VSider took over GameFAQ and turned it to GameVGF
B) Took over the remaining fragments of NSider.
C) They went to go disco disco disco!!

Chop Chop Master Onion · 12-27-2006, 11:05 PM

C)

Valigarmander was the DJ.

Valigarmander: Haha! Hail! Disco! Haha!

Afterwards he decided

A) to watch some snuff videos.
B) to have an Awesomely Nawesomely Good Sunny Time in Florida.
C) to eat his own brains.
D) to call a random VGF member "babe."
E) to die.

X-3 · 12-27-2006, 11:36 PM

C.) Thus Valigarmander ate his brains. He then proceeded to press a big, "IF YOU PRESS THIS BUTTON, YOU HAVE NO BRAINS". The button-pressing activated...

A.) Mecha Godzilla, who then went on a rampage.
B.) An underground army of ninjas, who assassinated many members of VSider and GameFAQs.
C.) A bomb, which destroyed half of VSider.

Irby · 12-28-2006, 10:45 AM

B)
The Ninjas were defeated by:
A) An army of mutant Cows
B) An army of aliens
C) Evil Trees.

Chop Chop Master Onion · 12-28-2006, 11:37 AM

A)

The mutant cows were defeated by

A) Mecha Godzilla
B) bigger mutant cows
C) Shane! Submit your will and money to Shane!
D) an army of Valigarmander clones

Irby · 12-28-2006, 11:43 AM

B
Then out of nowhere came the evil Chunky and he:
A) died
B) Cried
B) Sighed

Chop Chop Master Onion · 12-28-2006, 12:10 PM

B) He cried and he sighed.

Valigarmander came to comfort him. Several hours later, they were

A) still talking.
B) fighting.
C) making out.
D) nowhere to be seen.

Chunky Kong12345 · 12-28-2006, 02:15 PM

Edit: Fine, I'll pick a choice that works with this.

D. Nowhere to be seen, because they were both dead from zombies.

Oh noes.

ZOMBIE ATTACK!

A. CRAP
B. ...D:
C. RUN
D. SHOTGUN, MOFOS

Chop Chop Master Onion · 12-28-2006, 05:45 PM

A) "Crap!" said Chunky, just as he was eaten alive. Valigarmander was eaten too, but his clones banded together to stop the evil zombies! Their methods included

A) using guns and knives and crap.
B) quarantining the city and bombing it.
C) eating the zombies one-by-one.
D) ensemenating the zombie females with living fluids, therefore one day creating children who are half-living, half-dead, and could bring peace to both sides.

Irby · 12-28-2006, 08:09 PM

D
Then out of nowhere came:
A) Pix
B) Bartman
C) Ace Mercury
D) WarioVSWario

Señor Lenny · 12-28-2006, 08:53 PM

B)

Then, suddenly...

a) Nothing happened
b) He ate some pizza
c) Disco, Disco, disco...

Chop Chop Master Onion · 12-28-2006, 11:12 PM

B)

But the pizza contained

A) a hair.
B) cheese.
C) a human soul.
D) nothing.

Irby · 12-29-2006, 10:51 AM

C
The soul tasted like:
A) Crap
B) Pee
C) Bull crap

Chop Chop Master Onion · 12-29-2006, 05:32 PM

B)

Bartman thought it was actually piss, and sued the pizza company. He

A) won the case.
B) lost the case.
C) never attended the court hearing because he forgot.
D) died before he could go to court.

Irby · 12-29-2006, 05:58 PM

B
He lost the case and his punishment was:
A) Become the court's slave
B) Eat crap off a car tire for the rest of eternity
C) Both and get raped by the judge for ever.

Chop Chop Master Onion · 12-29-2006, 07:27 PM

C)

But at the last moment he ran for it! Looking for someone to help him, he noticed

A) Valigarmander.
B) Shane.
C) Irby.
D) Chunky.
E) God.

Irby · 12-29-2006, 07:45 PM

C
Irby did nothing so Bartman:
A) Got captured and raped again
B) Shot in the head by a court person.
C) A then B.

Señor Lenny · 12-29-2006, 10:42 PM

C)

Valigarmander and Irby decided to then order a pizza. The pizza came, but there was only one slice! How will Valigarmander and Irby decide who gets it?

1) Knife fight on stone bridge
B) Race around the world
III) Stareing contest
four) They don't. Lord Kenny successfuly steals the pizza from both of them.

Irby · 12-29-2006, 10:47 PM

1)
Irby wins and eats the pizza and laughs at Saddam's death then:
A) Saddam comes back as a ghost.
B) Valigmander comes back as a ghost.
C) Both but in space!!

12-28-2006, 02:15 PM	#88
Chunky Kong12345 HIKARI NI NARA!!! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 17,429 Thanks: 79 Thanked 364 Times in 264 Posts Points: 471.42 Bank: 278,943.04 Total Points: 279,414.46 Donate	Edit: Fine, I'll pick a choice that works with this. D. Nowhere to be seen, because they were both dead from zombies. Oh noes. ZOMBIE ATTACK! A. CRAP B. ...D: C. RUN D. SHOTGUN, MOFOS Last edited by Chunky Kong12345; 12-28-2006 at 03:17 PM.

12-27-2006, 10:19 PM	#81
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Barack and Roll Gender: Posts: 8,346 Thanks: 479 Thanked 180 Times in 150 Posts Blog Entries: 12 Points: 31,791.64 Bank: 39,783.58 Total Points: 71,575.22 Donate	A GameFAQ came with air forces and VSider won! Then: A) VSider took over GameFAQ and turned it to GameVGF B) Took over the remaining fragments of NSider. C) They went to go disco disco disco!!

12-27-2006, 11:05 PM	#82
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 97.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,348.06 Donate	C) Valigarmander was the DJ. Valigarmander: Haha! Hail! Disco! Haha! Afterwards he decided A) to watch some snuff videos. B) to have an Awesomely Nawesomely Good Sunny Time in Florida. C) to eat his own brains. D) to call a random VGF member "babe." E) to die.

12-27-2006, 11:36 PM	#83
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Inside the dark soul of mankind. Gender: Posts: 9,988 Thanks: 359 Thanked 435 Times in 316 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 17,444.70 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 17,444.70 Donate	C.) Thus Valigarmander ate his brains. He then proceeded to press a big, "IF YOU PRESS THIS BUTTON, YOU HAVE NO BRAINS". The button-pressing activated... A.) Mecha Godzilla, who then went on a rampage. B.) An underground army of ninjas, who assassinated many members of VSider and GameFAQs. C.) A bomb, which destroyed half of VSider.

12-28-2006, 10:45 AM	#84
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Barack and Roll Gender: Posts: 8,346 Thanks: 479 Thanked 180 Times in 150 Posts Blog Entries: 12 Points: 31,791.64 Bank: 39,783.58 Total Points: 71,575.22 Donate	B) The Ninjas were defeated by: A) An army of mutant Cows B) An army of aliens C) Evil Trees.

12-28-2006, 11:37 AM	#85
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 97.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,348.06 Donate	A) The mutant cows were defeated by A) Mecha Godzilla B) bigger mutant cows C) Shane! Submit your will and money to Shane! D) an army of Valigarmander clones

12-28-2006, 11:43 AM	#86
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Barack and Roll Gender: Posts: 8,346 Thanks: 479 Thanked 180 Times in 150 Posts Blog Entries: 12 Points: 31,791.64 Bank: 39,783.58 Total Points: 71,575.22 Donate	B Then out of nowhere came the evil Chunky and he: A) died B) Cried B) Sighed

12-28-2006, 12:10 PM	#87
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 97.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,348.06 Donate	B) He cried and he sighed. Valigarmander came to comfort him. Several hours later, they were A) still talking. B) fighting. C) making out. D) nowhere to be seen.

12-28-2006, 05:45 PM	#89
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 97.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,348.06 Donate	A) "Crap!" said Chunky, just as he was eaten alive. Valigarmander was eaten too, but his clones banded together to stop the evil zombies! Their methods included A) using guns and knives and crap. B) quarantining the city and bombing it. C) eating the zombies one-by-one. D) ensemenating the zombie females with living fluids, therefore one day creating children who are half-living, half-dead, and could bring peace to both sides.

12-28-2006, 08:09 PM	#90
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Barack and Roll Gender: Posts: 8,346 Thanks: 479 Thanked 180 Times in 150 Posts Blog Entries: 12 Points: 31,791.64 Bank: 39,783.58 Total Points: 71,575.22 Donate	D Then out of nowhere came: A) Pix B) Bartman C) Ace Mercury D) WarioVSWario

12-28-2006, 08:53 PM	#91
Señor Lenny Señor Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Gender: Posts: 2,002 Thanks: 257 Thanked 225 Times in 101 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 182.00 Bank: 285,975.85 Total Points: 286,157.85 Donate	B) Then, suddenly... a) Nothing happened b) He ate some pizza c) Disco, Disco, disco...

12-28-2006, 11:12 PM	#92
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 97.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,348.06 Donate	B) But the pizza contained A) a hair. B) cheese. C) a human soul. D) nothing.

12-29-2006, 10:51 AM	#93
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Barack and Roll Gender: Posts: 8,346 Thanks: 479 Thanked 180 Times in 150 Posts Blog Entries: 12 Points: 31,791.64 Bank: 39,783.58 Total Points: 71,575.22 Donate	C The soul tasted like: A) Crap B) Pee C) Bull crap

12-29-2006, 05:32 PM	#94
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 97.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,348.06 Donate	B) Bartman thought it was actually piss, and sued the pizza company. He A) won the case. B) lost the case. C) never attended the court hearing because he forgot. D) died before he could go to court.

12-29-2006, 05:58 PM	#95
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Barack and Roll Gender: Posts: 8,346 Thanks: 479 Thanked 180 Times in 150 Posts Blog Entries: 12 Points: 31,791.64 Bank: 39,783.58 Total Points: 71,575.22 Donate	B He lost the case and his punishment was: A) Become the court's slave B) Eat crap off a car tire for the rest of eternity C) Both and get raped by the judge for ever.

12-29-2006, 07:27 PM	#96
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 97.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,348.06 Donate	C) But at the last moment he ran for it! Looking for someone to help him, he noticed A) Valigarmander. B) Shane. C) Irby. D) Chunky. E) God.

12-29-2006, 07:45 PM	#97
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Barack and Roll Gender: Posts: 8,346 Thanks: 479 Thanked 180 Times in 150 Posts Blog Entries: 12 Points: 31,791.64 Bank: 39,783.58 Total Points: 71,575.22 Donate	C Irby did nothing so Bartman: A) Got captured and raped again B) Shot in the head by a court person. C) A then B.

12-29-2006, 10:42 PM	#98
Señor Lenny Señor Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Gender: Posts: 2,002 Thanks: 257 Thanked 225 Times in 101 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 182.00 Bank: 285,975.85 Total Points: 286,157.85 Donate	C) Valigarmander and Irby decided to then order a pizza. The pizza came, but there was only one slice! How will Valigarmander and Irby decide who gets it? 1) Knife fight on stone bridge B) Race around the world III) Stareing contest four) They don't. Lord Kenny successfuly steals the pizza from both of them.

12-29-2006, 10:47 PM	#99
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Barack and Roll Gender: Posts: 8,346 Thanks: 479 Thanked 180 Times in 150 Posts Blog Entries: 12 Points: 31,791.64 Bank: 39,783.58 Total Points: 71,575.22 Donate	1) Irby wins and eats the pizza and laughs at Saddam's death then: A) Saddam comes back as a ghost. B) Valigmander comes back as a ghost. C) Both but in space!!

12-30-2006, 01:11 PM	#100
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND