A VGF Highschool OG - Page 2

X-3 · 10-14-2007, 05:53 PM

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That was the greatest thing ever, Pix)

Luke noticed the other kid getting ot his own syllabus. Soon, he started to worry again. [i]Wait, why don't i have one? Was I supposed to get it before?[i] his mind raced, trying to find out what to do, but too shy to ask the other student. Soon, more and more students piled into the classroom...

Señor Lenny · 10-14-2007, 06:01 PM

"Dude, do you have to shout?" asked a kid sitting in a desk in the corner of the room. "I'm trying to design new characters for 'Lord Kenny's Christmas Adventure'" He glared at fnord for a few seconds before turning around and continuing to scribble on his desk.

Maynard James Keenan · 10-14-2007, 06:04 PM

Panfan just sat there silently. Didn't move anything, except to blink. After about two minutes, he opened his mouth. "Damn it, Pix! I don't have time for any of your ****. Oh sorry, I'm in your ****ing seat? Oh no, a ****ing seat. I bet that's really bad for you. Somebody is in a seat. Is this some sort of seat that gives you magical powers? Because I don't feel like I have X-ray vision or can fly right now. Seriously, just sit in a different chair. It's not that special. And how is it your ****ing seat? It's the first day of school. You don't have 'a seat' the first day of school. I'm having a bad day, I don't want it to get worse, Pix. So just ****ing sit somewhere else, okay?"

STOP LOOKING AT ME · 10-14-2007, 06:27 PM

The kid looked over a couple of seats and saw several people....one of them was a Hedgehog, almost literally sweating bullets as he sat there, probably about to faint. The kid could think of nothing but "Wow, I'm sharing a class with a Sonic Character". He immeadiatly reread the syllabus and put back in his Binder. The Drull of waking up early started to flake off, and he just sat back and waited for the teacher....

MC King Kong Mushi · 10-14-2007, 06:28 PM

"You heard what the man said, Pix. Don't want a fight on the first day." Added Mushi. Pix always seemed to have a chip on his shoulder, and half the time you couldn't even tell it was him, but deep down he was okay. The bell rang for class to start as the last of the stragglers filed in to Mr. Mandre's class from hell, that is, everyone except Mandre himself.

"Jeeze, if he's going to put us through hell he might as well be here on time...."

fnord · 10-14-2007, 06:40 PM

After getting yelled at by a rabid flock of kulaks, he decided to ignore them. he walked to a desk in the back of the room and sat down in the chair.
Supporting his head on his right hand, he closed one eye and using his thumb and index finger pretended to crush the heads of the people who yelled at him.

The Big Boo · 10-14-2007, 06:52 PM

Meanwhile...

*Yawn* "When is that darn bell coming? I don't want to beat Kirby and the Amazing Mirror before the bell." Suddenly, all manner of students came piling in, hoping to beat the bell, some of them tripping over each other and falling over.

"Heh, you should've came here earlier" I said, laughing.
The various responses: "Shut up", "F*** you, nerd", "Go to Hell", and the like.
I could only laugh harder at those reactions, until the teacher came in with a rage. Something must have happened to tick the teacher off.

Its only a short while before me and my classmates have to suffer that teacher's wrath...

(Out of Context: Don't worry everyone; our paths will cross sometime)

Unleash Nixon · 10-14-2007, 08:04 PM

"Crapcrapcrapcrap..." was the only word UN could think of saying as she dashed through the Chemistry door. Looking around, she realized that the teacher was running a bit late. This made sense because she remembered hearing the others talking about a coffee pouring on the skeleton teacher. He must be in the bathroom washing it off.

UN attended VGF high school last year because her boyfriend ML also attended. Some would say that UN is popular, but she's just well-known. People like her, but she finds herself getting in feuds with some of the boys. Pix was one of those boys.

She finds a seat next to Panfan and Mushi and sits down. "Hey, guys."
"Hey, UN," Panfan replies. "Why are you so late?"
"You'll never believe what I found in the girls' bathroom..." she whispers.

Chop Chop Master Onion · 10-14-2007, 08:04 PM

Grumpily, Mr. Mandre shuffled into his classroom. All of the students returning from last year stopped talking and sat up straight, facing forward, some of the new ones following in turn. But the four he noticed who didn't perform the morning ritual were the bastard who bumped into him earlier, who was silently conversing with the effeminite blue-haired boy and some girl who had ran past him in the hall just earlier. The other one was a kid sitting in the back corner, pretending to crush the other students with his fingers.

Mandre cleared his throat loudly, and immediately the three chatterboxes spun in their seats, their faces clenched with terror, then turned to face the board. However, the kid in the back was still dazily playing with his fingers. Mr. Mandre snorted. "Damn bednyak."

He stepped to the front of the room, violently slamming his books onto his desk. He turned to face the classroom. They all stared back with silent discipline. "Welcome to the new school year. You've been given the opportunity at another year at the most esteemed high school in the area; or for those of you who are just starting, this will be your first."

Mr. Mandre frowned further, if that were even possible. "I am Mr. Mandre, and I'll be teaching Chemistry here. In my class," he said with a pause, "nobody falls behind. Those who do are left behind. If you think I'm being strict, then go home and crawl back into your mother's vagina." The bednyak at the back of the room giggled. "If you think you can keep up, then stay here. Are there any questions to waste my time, or shall I get my class underway?" Mr. Mandre waited.

X-3 · 10-14-2007, 08:15 PM

Luke looked around the classroom. The teacher had not reached the class yet. What if I'm in the wrong class!? Luke paniced, sweat begining to run down his forehead. Well, this'll be a good time to think about game ideas... He then thought. His mind began to be filled with ideas for video games.

(I'll let Tazy have the teacher come in, if he wants. Though it is supposedly HotD, so I'm not sure how that'll work out.)

STOP LOOKING AT ME · 10-14-2007, 08:24 PM

Suddenly, a woman ran into the class, she put her Notebook, an attendance sheet, and a shuguy on her desk. She turned to the class with quite the smile, so sickeningly sweet that the Kid almost fell out of his chair.

"Hello Class! Excuse me for being late. My Airship ran out of fuel and 3 of my Shyguys had to use the bathroom at the Gas Station" Said the Teacher. The Kid immeadiatley just stared blankly at her. Sure, he has faced Demons, Snobby Brats and a threatened Expulsion, but never an Airship full of Shyguys.

"Ok, My name is Heroine of the Dragon! Ms. Dragon will work of course... now first, I want you all to tell the Class your names....starting with......you!" She points to the kid in the second row, or the kid mentioned any times(BY MEEEE!). The Kid stood up and began to speak "My name is Nick. I'm a Fire-User and Gun Summoner recommened to this school. I like Video games and Basketball-" "HELLZ YEAH!" said someone in the back row, who held a Pencil in his hand, and had been writing a Fan-Fiction of Kingdom Hearts the whole time, Nick Continued. "And I sometimes....just slither my way through the internet....."

Much of the class, including the Teacher snickered at the Joke, except for one kid in the center of the class. "GRRRRR! THAT MAKES NO SENSE" The Kid throws a punch at the air trying to hit Nick, but to no avail as his arm length sucks....
HotD then looked for someone else in the class to call out thier name.

X-3 · 10-14-2007, 08:28 PM

"Uh...my name is Luke." Luke replied, raising his hand, "Luke...Bondaz. Yeah, Bondaz."

"Hmm, I've never seen a hedgehog in my class before." Ms. Dragon commented quickly, writing Luke's name down.

And yet you have a battleship full of Shy Guys... Luke thought to himself, a chill leaving his back...

MC King Kong Mushi · 10-14-2007, 08:33 PM

^^ Uhh... Ok.

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Mushi sat in his chair, his hair standing on end. This guy was creepy as all hell, and then some. His eyes darted about the room, catching glimpses of lab equipment, all of which was state of the art. Except for a single cabinet, which looked extremely out of place. It was slightly crooked, and the glass pane to see into it was covered with a piece of white cardboard with a large red X on it. Mushi let his curiousity get the better of him, and blurted out the question.

"What's with that cabinet over there?"

Unleash Nixon · 10-14-2007, 08:40 PM

UN facepalms out of experience from last year. "Mushi, shut up. He'll eat you or something worse!" she whispers frantically. She knew that asking questions was never EVER a good thing in this damned class. No really, literally damned.

Chop Chop Master Onion · 10-14-2007, 08:46 PM

"I see you want to help your friend ask his question, ma'am. Well, go ahead."

Mushi and UN were silent. The girl stammered. "Uh, no, nothing, sir."

"Are you sure?" Mandre asked. "I'm pretty sure the boy just shouted out a question, and you seemed so eager to assist him."

"No, sir."

"Well then, boy, since the girl isn't going to share the stupidity of your question with you, I guess it's all on you. What were you saying?"

Mushi gulped. "What's with the cabinet over there?"

"None of your business," Mandre shot back. "Don't touch anything unless I say so or I'll flay you alive in front of the class as an example." The man sighed. "Anymore questions?"

MC King Kong Mushi · 10-14-2007, 08:55 PM

Mushi couldn't stop glancing back at the cabinet. The sheer gaudiness of it kept his curiousity piqued. The mystery of that cabinet was almost literally killing him, but he kept silent. Mr. Mandre had given him enough reason now, simply by being there, to keep any further questions to himself.

"(Damn it... What does he have in there...?)" Mushi thought to himself. His stared re-fixated to the front of the class, his attention back on Mr. Mandre.

Chop Chop Master Onion · 10-14-2007, 09:00 PM

"Alright, then." Mr. Mandre turned to his desk. "Since today's the first day, we'll be assigning lockers to you. I hope you were competent enough to bring your student I.D. cards with you." He sighed. "Line up in a single-file line in front of my desk to get a locker assigned to you, and in ten minutes, we'll be leaving to check them."

"I said single-file!"

The Big Boo · 10-14-2007, 09:03 PM

The bell rings. My teacher gave a cold stare at my classmates.
"Okay class, you WILL refer to me as "The General" around here! I'll make SURE you understand statistics, so we'll begin by taking a short pop quiz. It's prety simple if you took and PASSED basic math." Everybody showed total dissapointment for having a quiz at all.
"YOU COMPLAINING!?!? THEN GET OUT!!" Everybody went to the back of their seats in fear. "Good. Now then, Let's start by finding the three M's of this group of data."
The teacher wrote on the chalkboard: 5,10,2,9,4,0,4,6,14.
Mean, Median, and Mode? This is TOO easy... I thought, with a smile on my face.
"YOU! Yeah, the purple creampuff! You think you have the answer? Then get over here!"
No doubt he was talking to me, so I decided to show off a bit.
I wrote:
Mean:6
Median:5
Mode:4
I gave a

directing it to "the general".
"You got lucky kid! Now the questions WILL get harder!" bellowed the general.
Man what crawled up his a** and died? I thought. This class is only going to get rougher...

**John MarchCain** · 10-14-2007, 09:09 PM

While all this goes on, a tired, large-looking figure, walked into the school.

It was March.

Everyone liked March for one reason, and one reason only. He'd cry like a baby if no one liked him.

Slowly and tiredly, he goes to take a seat in Chemistry class.

Unleash Nixon · 10-14-2007, 09:25 PM

UN waves at Marchie quickly, but then puts her hand down when she gets an evil glare from the skeleton teacher.

"I hope my locker's next to yours, March," she whispers.

"Yeah, that would be great." He looks very frightened. UN and March had Biology with Mr. Mandre last year. They both know how strict and harsh he is.

"You'll never believe what I found in the bathroom. I'll give you a hint, it wasn't just Pix this time..." she starts to tell him.

10-14-2007, 06:28 PM	#25
MC King Kong Mushi EVERYBODY SAY HO! THE PARTY'S HERE Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: That one place. Gender: Posts: 6,690 Thanks: 125 Thanked 312 Times in 248 Posts Points: 9,111.88 Bank: 97,395.45 Total Points: 106,507.33 Donate	"You heard what the man said, Pix. Don't want a fight on the first day." Added Mushi. Pix always seemed to have a chip on his shoulder, and half the time you couldn't even tell it was him, but deep down he was okay. The bell rang for class to start as the last of the stragglers filed in to Mr. Mandre's class from hell, that is, everyone except Mandre himself. "Jeeze, if he's going to put us through hell he might as well be here on time...." __________________ RUN, SERAS, RUN!!

10-14-2007, 08:04 PM	#29
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 71.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,322.06 Donate	Grumpily, Mr. Mandre shuffled into his classroom. All of the students returning from last year stopped talking and sat up straight, facing forward, some of the new ones following in turn. But the four he noticed who didn't perform the morning ritual were the bastard who bumped into him earlier, who was silently conversing with the effeminite blue-haired boy and some girl who had ran past him in the hall just earlier. The other one was a kid sitting in the back corner, pretending to crush the other students with his fingers. Mandre cleared his throat loudly, and immediately the three chatterboxes spun in their seats, their faces clenched with terror, then turned to face the board. However, the kid in the back was still dazily playing with his fingers. Mr. Mandre snorted. "Damn bednyak." He stepped to the front of the room, violently slamming his books onto his desk. He turned to face the classroom. They all stared back with silent discipline. "Welcome to the new school year. You've been given the opportunity at another year at the most esteemed high school in the area; or for those of you who are just starting, this will be your first." Mr. Mandre frowned further, if that were even possible. "I am Mr. Mandre, and I'll be teaching Chemistry here. In my class," he said with a pause, "nobody falls behind. Those who do are left behind. If you think I'm being strict, then go home and crawl back into your mother's vagina." The bednyak at the back of the room giggled. "If you think you can keep up, then stay here. Are there any questions to waste my time, or shall I get my class underway?" Mr. Mandre waited. Last edited by Cinco de Valo; 10-14-2007 at 08:06 PM. Reason: Damn it, UN!

10-14-2007, 08:24 PM	#31
STOP LOOKING AT ME Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: YOU SAID THAT YOU KNEW ME AND I BELIEVED YOU DID Gender: Posts: 9,247 Thanks: 267 Thanked 585 Times in 430 Posts Blog Entries: 7 Points: 6,598.14 Bank: 74,653.97 Total Points: 81,252.10 Donate	Suddenly, a woman ran into the class, she put her Notebook, an attendance sheet, and a shuguy on her desk. She turned to the class with quite the smile, so sickeningly sweet that the Kid almost fell out of his chair. "Hello Class! Excuse me for being late. My Airship ran out of fuel and 3 of my Shyguys had to use the bathroom at the Gas Station" Said the Teacher. The Kid immeadiatley just stared blankly at her. Sure, he has faced Demons, Snobby Brats and a threatened Expulsion, but never an Airship full of Shyguys. "Ok, My name is Heroine of the Dragon! Ms. Dragon will work of course... now first, I want you all to tell the Class your names....starting with......you!" She points to the kid in the second row, or the kid mentioned any times(BY MEEEE!). The Kid stood up and began to speak "My name is Nick. I'm a Fire-User and Gun Summoner recommened to this school. I like Video games and Basketball-" "HELLZ YEAH!" said someone in the back row, who held a Pencil in his hand, and had been writing a Fan-Fiction of Kingdom Hearts the whole time, Nick Continued. "And I sometimes....just slither my way through the internet....." Much of the class, including the Teacher snickered at the Joke, except for one kid in the center of the class. "GRRRRR! THAT MAKES NO SENSE" The Kid throws a punch at the air trying to hit Nick, but to no avail as his arm length sucks.... HotD then looked for someone else in the class to call out thier name. Last edited by Tazy_10; 10-25-2007 at 09:43 AM. Reason: Errors, and incongruities.

10-14-2007, 08:33 PM	#33
MC King Kong Mushi EVERYBODY SAY HO! THE PARTY'S HERE Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: That one place. Gender: Posts: 6,690 Thanks: 125 Thanked 312 Times in 248 Posts Points: 9,111.88 Bank: 97,395.45 Total Points: 106,507.33 Donate	^^ Uhh... Ok. ------------------------------------------- Mushi sat in his chair, his hair standing on end. This guy was creepy as all hell, and then some. His eyes darted about the room, catching glimpses of lab equipment, all of which was state of the art. Except for a single cabinet, which looked extremely out of place. It was slightly crooked, and the glass pane to see into it was covered with a piece of white cardboard with a large red X on it. Mushi let his curiousity get the better of him, and blurted out the question. "What's with that cabinet over there?" __________________ RUN, SERAS, RUN!! Last edited by MC King Kong Mushi; 10-14-2007 at 09:00 PM.

10-14-2007, 08:55 PM	#36
MC King Kong Mushi EVERYBODY SAY HO! THE PARTY'S HERE Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: That one place. Gender: Posts: 6,690 Thanks: 125 Thanked 312 Times in 248 Posts Points: 9,111.88 Bank: 97,395.45 Total Points: 106,507.33 Donate	Mushi couldn't stop glancing back at the cabinet. The sheer gaudiness of it kept his curiousity piqued. The mystery of that cabinet was almost literally killing him, but he kept silent. Mr. Mandre had given him enough reason now, simply by being there, to keep any further questions to himself. "(Damn it... What does he have in there...?)" Mushi thought to himself. His stared re-fixated to the front of the class, his attention back on Mr. Mandre. __________________ RUN, SERAS, RUN!!

10-14-2007, 05:53 PM	#21
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Inside the dark soul of mankind. Gender: Posts: 9,988 Thanks: 359 Thanked 435 Times in 316 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 17,444.70 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 17,444.70 Donate	( That was the greatest thing ever, Pix) Luke noticed the other kid getting ot his own syllabus. Soon, he started to worry again. [i]Wait, why don't i have one? Was I supposed to get it before?[i] his mind raced, trying to find out what to do, but too shy to ask the other student. Soon, more and more students piled into the classroom...

10-14-2007, 06:01 PM	#22
Señor Lenny Señor Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Gender: Posts: 2,002 Thanks: 257 Thanked 225 Times in 101 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 182.00 Bank: 285,975.85 Total Points: 286,157.85 Donate	"Dude, do you have to shout?" asked a kid sitting in a desk in the corner of the room. "I'm trying to design new characters for 'Lord Kenny's Christmas Adventure'" He glared at fnord for a few seconds before turning around and continuing to scribble on his desk.

10-14-2007, 06:04 PM	#23
Maynard James Keenan Cooler than you and you **ing know it. Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Somewhere, being **ing awesome. Gender: Posts: 12,537 Thanks: 690 Thanked 1,144 Times in 770 Posts Blog Entries: 15 Points: 4,210.56 Bank: 36,453.89 Total Points: 40,664.45 Donate	Panfan just sat there silently. Didn't move anything, except to blink. After about two minutes, he opened his mouth. "Damn it, Pix! I don't have time for any of your **. Oh sorry, I'm in your ing seat? Oh no, a ing seat. I bet that's really bad for you. Somebody is in a seat. Is this some sort of seat that gives you magical powers? Because I don't feel like I have X-ray vision or can fly right now. Seriously, just sit in a different chair. It's not that special. And how is it your ing seat? It's the first day of school. You don't have 'a seat' the first day of school. I'm having a bad day, I don't want it to get worse, Pix. So just **ing sit somewhere else, okay?"

10-14-2007, 06:27 PM	#24
STOP LOOKING AT ME Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: YOU SAID THAT YOU KNEW ME AND I BELIEVED YOU DID Gender: Posts: 9,247 Thanks: 267 Thanked 585 Times in 430 Posts Blog Entries: 7 Points: 6,598.14 Bank: 74,653.97 Total Points: 81,252.10 Donate	The kid looked over a couple of seats and saw several people....one of them was a Hedgehog, almost literally sweating bullets as he sat there, probably about to faint. The kid could think of nothing but "Wow, I'm sharing a class with a Sonic Character". He immeadiatly reread the syllabus and put back in his Binder. The Drull of waking up early started to flake off, and he just sat back and waited for the teacher....

10-14-2007, 06:40 PM	#26
fnord Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Gender: Posts: 356 Thanks: 0 Thanked 11 Times in 5 Posts Points: 101.00 Bank: 90.92 Total Points: 191.92 Donate	After getting yelled at by a rabid flock of kulaks, he decided to ignore them. he walked to a desk in the back of the room and sat down in the chair. Supporting his head on his right hand, he closed one eye and using his thumb and index finger pretended to crush the heads of the people who yelled at him.

10-14-2007, 06:52 PM	#27
The Big Boo Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The House in Vanilla Dome Gender: Posts: 5,532 Thanks: 324 Thanked 174 Times in 143 Posts Points: 445.11 Bank: 51,090.23 Total Points: 51,535.34 Donate	Meanwhile... Yawn "When is that darn bell coming? I don't want to beat Kirby and the Amazing Mirror before the bell." Suddenly, all manner of students came piling in, hoping to beat the bell, some of them tripping over each other and falling over. "Heh, you should've came here earlier" I said, laughing. The various responses: "Shut up", "F*** you, nerd", "Go to Hell", and the like. I could only laugh harder at those reactions, until the teacher came in with a rage. Something must have happened to tick the teacher off. Its only a short while before me and my classmates have to suffer that teacher's wrath... (Out of Context: Don't worry everyone; our paths will cross sometime)

10-14-2007, 08:04 PM	#28
Unleash Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Some say hell, I say paradise. Gender: Posts: 6,332 Thanks: 246 Thanked 310 Times in 220 Posts Points: 8,457.22 Bank: 64,500.54 Total Points: 72,957.75 Donate	"Crapcrapcrapcrap..." was the only word UN could think of saying as she dashed through the Chemistry door. Looking around, she realized that the teacher was running a bit late. This made sense because she remembered hearing the others talking about a coffee pouring on the skeleton teacher. He must be in the bathroom washing it off. UN attended VGF high school last year because her boyfriend ML also attended. Some would say that UN is popular, but she's just well-known. People like her, but she finds herself getting in feuds with some of the boys. Pix was one of those boys. She finds a seat next to Panfan and Mushi and sits down. "Hey, guys." "Hey, UN," Panfan replies. "Why are you so late?" "You'll never believe what I found in the girls' bathroom..." she whispers.

10-14-2007, 08:15 PM	#30
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Inside the dark soul of mankind. Gender: Posts: 9,988 Thanks: 359 Thanked 435 Times in 316 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 17,444.70 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 17,444.70 Donate	Luke looked around the classroom. The teacher had not reached the class yet. What if I'm in the wrong class!? Luke paniced, sweat begining to run down his forehead. Well, this'll be a good time to think about game ideas... He then thought. His mind began to be filled with ideas for video games. (I'll let Tazy have the teacher come in, if he wants. Though it is supposedly HotD, so I'm not sure how that'll work out.)

10-14-2007, 08:28 PM	#32
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Inside the dark soul of mankind. Gender: Posts: 9,988 Thanks: 359 Thanked 435 Times in 316 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 17,444.70 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 17,444.70 Donate	"Uh...my name is Luke." Luke replied, raising his hand, "Luke...Bondaz. Yeah, Bondaz." "Hmm, I've never seen a hedgehog in my class before." Ms. Dragon commented quickly, writing Luke's name down. And yet you have a battleship full of Shy Guys... Luke thought to himself, a chill leaving his back...

10-14-2007, 08:40 PM	#34
Unleash Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Some say hell, I say paradise. Gender: Posts: 6,332 Thanks: 246 Thanked 310 Times in 220 Posts Points: 8,457.22 Bank: 64,500.54 Total Points: 72,957.75 Donate	UN facepalms out of experience from last year. "Mushi, shut up. He'll eat you or something worse!" she whispers frantically. She knew that asking questions was never EVER a good thing in this damned class. No really, literally damned.

10-14-2007, 08:46 PM	#35
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 71.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,322.06 Donate	"I see you want to help your friend ask his question, ma'am. Well, go ahead." Mushi and UN were silent. The girl stammered. "Uh, no, nothing, sir." "Are you sure?" Mandre asked. "I'm pretty sure the boy just shouted out a question, and you seemed so eager to assist him." "No, sir." "Well then, boy, since the girl isn't going to share the stupidity of your question with you, I guess it's all on you. What were you saying?" Mushi gulped. "What's with the cabinet over there?" "None of your business," Mandre shot back. "Don't touch anything unless I say so or I'll flay you alive in front of the class as an example." The man sighed. "Anymore questions?"

10-14-2007, 09:00 PM	#37
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 71.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,322.06 Donate	"Alright, then." Mr. Mandre turned to his desk. "Since today's the first day, we'll be assigning lockers to you. I hope you were competent enough to bring your student I.D. cards with you." He sighed. "Line up in a single-file line in front of my desk to get a locker assigned to you, and in ten minutes, we'll be leaving to check them." "I said single-file!"

10-14-2007, 09:03 PM	#38
The Big Boo Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The House in Vanilla Dome Gender: Posts: 5,532 Thanks: 324 Thanked 174 Times in 143 Posts Points: 445.11 Bank: 51,090.23 Total Points: 51,535.34 Donate	In another classroom... The bell rings. My teacher gave a cold stare at my classmates. "Okay class, you WILL refer to me as "The General" around here! I'll make SURE you understand statistics, so we'll begin by taking a short pop quiz. It's prety simple if you took and PASSED basic math." Everybody showed total dissapointment for having a quiz at all. "YOU COMPLAINING!?!? THEN GET OUT!!" Everybody went to the back of their seats in fear. "Good. Now then, Let's start by finding the three M's of this group of data." The teacher wrote on the chalkboard: 5,10,2,9,4,0,4,6,14. Mean, Median, and Mode? This is TOO easy... I thought, with a smile on my face. "YOU! Yeah, the purple creampuff! You think you have the answer? Then get over here!" No doubt he was talking to me, so I decided to show off a bit. I wrote: Mean:6 Median:5 Mode:4 I gave a directing it to "the general". "You got lucky kid! Now the questions WILL get harder!" bellowed the general. Man what crawled up his a* and died?* I thought. This class is only going to get rougher...

10-14-2007, 09:09 PM	#39
John MarchCain 72 and still going strong Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Arizona Gender: Posts: 11,364 Thanks: 914 Thanked 391 Times in 268 Posts Points: 1,142.00 Bank: 310,855.30 Total Points: 311,997.30 Donate	While all this goes on, a tired, large-looking figure, walked into the school. It was March. Everyone liked March for one reason, and one reason only. He'd cry like a baby if no one liked him. Slowly and tiredly, he goes to take a seat in Chemistry class.

10-14-2007, 09:25 PM	#40
Unleash Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Some say hell, I say paradise. Gender: Posts: 6,332 Thanks: 246 Thanked 310 Times in 220 Posts Points: 8,457.22 Bank: 64,500.54 Total Points: 72,957.75 Donate	UN waves at Marchie quickly, but then puts her hand down when she gets an evil glare from the skeleton teacher. "I hope my locker's next to yours, March," she whispers. "Yeah, that would be great." He looks very frightened. UN and March had Biology with Mr. Mandre last year. They both know how strict and harsh he is. "You'll never believe what I found in the bathroom. I'll give you a hint, it wasn't just Pix this time..." she starts to tell him.