A VGF Highschool OG

[MC King Kong Mushi]

Mushi was in line behind Panfan and UN, everyone was silent as their tyrant handed out locker combos. He stared into the abyss, which just so happened to be at his left at the time.

"!" There it was. The forbidden cabinet. There are a million things that people will tell you not to do in Mandre's class, and Mushi was about to commit quiet possibly the biggest one. His eyes stared at it intently, his breathing completely stopped as he reached out his hand. His heart racing as he slowly opened the cabinet. All that was inside was a single flask of a blue liquid, from what Mushi could see, the label had the female gender sign on it, with the word "UNTESTED" below that.

"DO YOU HAVE SH*T IN YOUR EARS?" Snapped a FURIOUS Mr. Mandre, causing Mushi to jump. The cabinet shook, jossling the flask, sending a large amount of the liquid onto the Curious George standing in front of it.

"Oooogh..." Mushi staggered back. His short blue hair growing to shoulder length, two hundred pounds melted away, taking ten inches of his height with it. His face became feminine, his chest going from muscular moobs to the chest of a young woman, his skin turning a creamy white. Then, a pain, like the hardest kick in the balls he would ever recieve. His(her?) eyes were glazed over, his(her?) body was exhausted by this sudden change. The world spun round and round before finally it faded to black.

For everyone else? There was a hot blue-haired chick passed out on the ground wearing clothes SEVERAL sizes too large where a blue-haired football jeek was standing before.

[Chop Chop Master Onion]

Mr. Mandre smacked his forehead. "Oh, for the sake of ****."

[Maynard James Keenan]

"Holy ****, UN. A dead body? Wow. Mushi, are you listening to this story?" Panfan said. No answer. "Are you just shocked at the story, Mushi?"

...

"Mushi?" Panfan turned around. Mushi wasn't there. Panfan looked down. Where his best friend was once standing there lay the most beautiful thing Panfan has ever seen.

[Señor Lenny]

Lord Kenny continued to draw, not paying attention to what was happening at the other side of the classroom. As he flipped his notebook to the next page, he accidently received a horrible paper cut.

"HOLY ****ING ****!!" Lord Kenny shouted. With the confusion of the dead(?) body and the kid running around with blood gushing out of his fingers, the class went into total chaos. However, this did not last for long, because Mr. Mandre quickly got their attention...

[MC King Kong Mushi]

Mushi lay there, completely knocked out cold...

The girl on the ground was probably going to need to see the nurse.

[Maynard James Keenan]

Panfan walked up to Mr. Mandre, trembling in fear. "Uh... S-S-Sir? Sh-should I uh, t-take h-her t-t-to the nurse?" he asked.

[fnord]

'Great, now I'm never going to get that locker,' thought the student.
He never actually used lockers, he just kept all his stuff in his backpack.
Realizing this, he decided it didn't matter and walked over to the commotion to see what exactly happened to Mushi.

What he saw astounded him. Just by coming in contact with a volatile blue liquid, Mushi lost 200 pounds! He greedily thought that if he were able to manufacture the strantge substance in large quantities, and market it to the morbidly obese McDonald's-chomping masses of America, he would be rich, even richer than Bill Gates!

Then it dawned on him: Mushi also turned female, and that was what everyone seemed to be shocked by. He, who was able to change his appearance, gender, and PDN at will, was unimpressed. There was much less of a potential market for this, then.

Disappointed, he walked back to his seat, took out a piece of blank paper, and started drawing little tetrominoes on it, playing a primitive, paper-based implementation of tetris.

[Galefore]

Slowly edging into the school was a strange man. His face was covered in a black facial hair, bushy and lively, drooping over the corners of his mouth. On his body was a simple blue shirt, and nothing else stood out aside from that amazing moustache. Without stopping to check in, the unkempt man walked into a classroom and plopped down. He was alone, and apparently did not notice the hubbub outside centering around some sort of transgender death scene. Casually putting his legs on the desk, he murmured in a distinctly New York accent about the weather and kids and work, absentmindedly reading a small book on his desk.

This sleep-deprived man was Mr. Galent the Fourth, simply called Mr. Gale. He quietly awaited a class of some sort to teach, caring little about his surroundings and unintentionally reading aloud a page of this book dedicated to the languages of southern farmers.

[Unleash Nixon]

"This girl is going to need new clothes! Luckily, I always bring a spare outfit," UN announced. Mr. Mandre seemed unimpressed.

"Girl, shut up and go with the unkept kid to the nurse's office," he snapped.

"Okie, dokie! Hey, Panfan, where's Mushi?" she asked as they both walked out of the door and down the main hallway.

[STOP LOOKING AT ME]

Meanwhile.....

Luke? that was all Nick concentrated on. It wasn't Bronze or Crash or even Toenail.....on second thought, Nick thought Luke was a good name. By the Time Nick had gotten over the name, Ms. Dragon had already gone through the whole list of students.

Which, other than a name that sounded horribly close to a person he hates so much, he didn't seem to notice.

"OK! Now, I'm gonna assign each of you to your lockers! Come, Come" Said Ms. Dragon as a Black Shy Guy came up holding up the locker list."Please line up in single file with your ID, and I will show you what locker is yours."

Nick immeadiatly got 3rd in line behind a kid in overalls, and one that looked suspiciously like Darth Vader. Nick got up so fast, he barely noticed anyone behind him, but didn't want look behind him, as it would be rude....

[X-3]

Luke stood in line, appearing to be waiting for his locker, but in reality thinking about the game he was planning.

Alright, he'll fly around in a boat, shooting bombs. You'll have to use the Light Rod to destroy the boat, then fight him in hand to hand combat. Luke was thinking, as Ms. Dragon got to him. She called his name several times, but he did not notice so until the 5th time it was called.

"Oh, sorry." Luke quitely mumbled, showing his teacher his ID. She wrote something down, then replied, "Okay, you've got Locker 249, which is just located by...Mr. Mandre's room." Luke nodded in response, then went back to thinking about the game, before remembering that he had no idea who Mr. Mandre was.

[Maynard James Keenan]

"I don't know, he kind of disappeared." Panfan replied. "Is it just me, or do her clothes seem awfully familiar?"

[Unleash Nixon]

"I think it's just you," UN said as they made their way to the office. "Maybe she just needs a makeover. You know, like one of those new fashion shows where they take a regular person and..."

UN was rudely interupted by commotion in the hallway. The police, teachers, detectives, ambulance, fire fighters, and a group of students were all crowded around the girls' bathroom door.

"I toooold you," UN said to Panfan. He seemed to be a little distracted. The dark lines under his eyes made this evident. "Do you think we should get the ambulance to help the girl in our class?" she asked.

[Chop Chop Master Onion]

Mr. Mandre stood unimpressed in front of the shredded classroom. "Everyone quiet!"

Everyone looked at him, the two holding the unconscious girl, the screaming kid with the bloody finger, and the bednyak playing paper tetris. A vein was throbbing in his forehead. UN was jabbering about something, and Mandre snapped. "Girl, shut up and go with the unkept kid to the nurse's office!"

"Okey dokey!" she said in an annoyingly cheery voice as she and the jittery boy carried the unconscious girl out of the room. Mandre spun to the kid with the cut finger. "You go with them. I don't want you bleeding on the damn floor. The rest of you, shut up and get in the damn line!"

"Single-file!!"

[X-3]

"Uh, Miss, can you tell me where my locker is?, exactly I want to put some of these books in it until Lunch..." Luke requested, his bag obviously weighing him down.

"Ah, Mr. Mandre's room is a bit hard to find for new guys." Ms. Dragon replied. She snapped her fingers, and a Blue ShyGuy suddenly appeared out of nowhere. "This ShyGuy will escort you to the locker."

"Thanks." Luke replied, following the ShyGuy, who had already began walking.
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"So...what's up?" Luke asked the ShyGuy, who replied with a shrug.

The ShyGuy pointed to a nearby locker that read "249" in dusted letters. It then pushed the hedgehog towards the locker, then handed him a slip of paper that had a few numbers written on it, obviously the combonation to his locker.

"Thanks. I'll be just a second." Luke thanked the ShyGuy, and got to opening the locker. After 7 unsucessful attempts at opening it, the ShyGuy got annoyed and opened it himself. Luke threw some of his books into the Locker, shut the door and then turned the lock a bit, to lock it.

At about the same time, four other kids, one of which was being carried by two of them, came out of Mandre's door. Luke attempted to start a conversation by saying, "Hi. What happened to her?" he pointed at the unkept girl being carried by the others.

One of the kids replied with a, "I think she fainted or something.". Luke couldn't tell who said it, as the ShyGuy started jumping in front of him, blocking his view. "Well, I hope she'll be alright. Gotta get back to class. Later!" Luke ended the conversation, waving good-bye politely at the others, with the ShyGuy pushing him towards MS. Dragon's class.

[Unleash Nixon]

"What a strange looking kid," UN said with a grunt because of the dead weight in her arms.

"Did he look a little blue to you?" Panfan asked with questionable look.

"Maybe he just has a cold or something. You know I heard once that if you sneeze you die for a brief second but you come back right away. That's why you blink if you sneeze. I also read once that if you smash your palm hard enough in an upward motion into someone's nose that it can break into fragments and the fragments can go into their brain and kill them. Also, there was this newspaper article once that said that..." Once again, she was rudely interupted, this time by the loudspeaker.

Attention all students! Please return to your classes immediately. I repeat, there is an emergency situation and all teachers please return your students to their appropriate rooms. Thank you.

"What should we do about the bleeding kid and the fainted girl?" Panfan asked, suddenly alert.

"...Leave them here?" UN answered, unsure.

[Get a new Kirby today!]

(This is NOT my real first name)

Suddenly, a... large boy walked up to his locker. He saw a hedgehog packing enormous amounts of books into his locker. Slowly, he began to open his mouth and said, "Hi, my name is Ty Flame." The Sonic look-alike gave Ty a weird look and replied, "Oh, hello, I'm Luke." I said, "Oh crap, I'm gonna be late for second period!"


Later, Ty walked up to room 902, "Geography, Mr. Andre."

"Well, this will be interesting," thought the round, short boy.

[Maynard James Keenan]

Panfan shook his head. "Are you ****ing kidding me? We can't just leave these two here. I mean, I think we have an excuse to be out of the classroom when one of us is bleeding and two of us are carrying an unconscious body."

[X-3]

Heh, the people here are interesting. Luke thought, after meating Ty. I'm sure this'll be a good year.

When he returned to Ms. Dragon's class, only a few kids had not recieved their lockers. The Blue ShyGuy vanished without a trace, as soon as MS. Dragon was in sight. "Alright, looks like you found your way okay." Ms. Dragon noted. "Just sit back down in your seat."

Luke followed this command. He heard Ms. Dragon tell the other kids, "Alright, I'll have to give you your lockers later, due to this emergency." The other kids sighed, and entered the class as well.

Hmm...I wonder if this emergency has to do with those 4 I saw in the hall... Luke thought. His blue spikes moved around a bit as his head bobbled around.