NC CyoA (now with less ShockWave!)

DarkZero · 03-19-2008, 02:31 PM

You see Bill and Fred walking down the street. Do you:

A) Say hi and keep walking?
B) Say hi and beat them into a fine powder?
C) Say hi and give Fred $1,000,000 for no apparent reason?
D) Choose not to say hi to them?

Mush Face · 03-19-2008, 06:51 PM

A) Say hi and keep walking.
After walking for a little bit more you see a trash can turned over on its side do you...

A) pick up the trash and put it back in the can?
B) pick up the trash and put it back in the can, and find a magic lamp in the trash?
C) Keep walking?
D) Slip on a banana peel?
E) other random event.

DarkZero · 03-20-2008, 04:40 AM

B) Pick up the trash and put it back in the can, and find a magic lamp in the trash.

You rub the lamp, and that annoying genie-thing from Yoshi Topsy-Turvy offers you 3 wishes. The first thing you wish for is:

A) Complete and utter domination
B) A ham sandwich
C) A tall, cool glass of OJ
D) Richard Karn
E) One of the above

Mush Face · 03-20-2008, 05:59 PM

A) Complete and utter domination

But since you did not specify what you wished to dominate you...

A) Turn into a queen bee and now rule a beehive.
B) Become master of the universe.
C) Enter a chess tournament and win
E) Other random thingy

DarkZero · 03-21-2008, 05:00 AM

C) Enter a chess tournament and win.

Unfortunately, you misread it as 'cheese tournament', so now you're stuck in a landslide of provolone in Wisconsin. Do you:

A) Eat your way out?
B) Call 911?
C) Leave the CyoA before you lose your sanity?
D) One of the above?

Mush Face · 03-21-2008, 02:43 PM

B)Call 911

the fire department arrives and rescues
you now what?

A) Take a nap
B) Go fishing
C) See Bill and Fred again
D) Make another wish

DarkZero · 03-21-2008, 03:14 PM

E) Eat some cheese.

While you're eating, nature calls. Do you:

A) Find a porta-potty?
B) Hold it, because cheese is just TOO DAMN GOOD?
C) Some other answer I'm too lazy to think of.

Demonic Lemonade · 03-22-2008, 11:07 AM

D) make this NC related again.

Fred is practicing his death ray powers on a nearby porta-potty.
You: NOOO...

you then...

1) run.
2) smack Fred
C) crap yourself
6-2) crap in a public area

DarkZero · 03-24-2008, 03:06 PM

A) Run.

Whilst running, you bump into Jill the Extra Gal (don't worry, your pants are pulled up by now). She says she knows how to "take care of Fred". What do you assume she means?

A) Kill him
B) Try to kill him but results in mild injury
C) Tuck him in bed and give him a good-night kiss
D) Cheese...
E) Give him a Sansa e260 4GB MP3/WMA player

Mush Face · 03-24-2008, 04:19 PM

C) Tuck him in bed and give him a good-night kiss
Which she does. Now what do you do?

A) plan to get revenge on Fred.
B) skip the plan and get revenge now.
C)ask Jill if she will tuck you in bed and give you a good-night kiss.

DarkZero · 03-24-2008, 04:32 PM

C) ask Jill if she will tuck you in bed and give you a good-night kiss.

What do you do to treat the injury?

A) Apply NeoSporin
B) Throw salt in it and wash it out with alcohol
C) Go to the doctor because you're a wuss
D) Cheese...

Chunky Kong12345 · 03-24-2008, 06:14 PM

Activity? In my OG Board?

Mush Face · 03-25-2008, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chunky Kong12345

Activity? In my OG Board?

OH-no! We have angered the OG God, flee my comrades.

Demonic Lemonade · 03-27-2008, 06:45 PM

C

you see Dr. Donez. He is...

A) Eating.
B) Beating up Mario.
3) CHARGIN' HIS LAZER

DarkZero · 03-28-2008, 06:29 AM

A) Eating.

You're hungry, so you ask him for a bite of his sandwich. What's on the sandwich?

A) Ham and cheese?
B) Caramel and lettuce?
C) Jay?
D) I don't know, but it's looks like it's growing!

Mush Face · 03-29-2008, 12:18 PM

C) Jay?

You deiced to

A) eat it anyway
B)throw the sandwich on the ground, and stomp on it repeatedly
C) scream
Z) other random

Demonic Lemonade · 03-29-2008, 03:38 PM

C

how loud do you scream?

A) aah.
B) Aah!
C) AAAAAA!
D) HOLY CRAP!

Mush Face · 03-29-2008, 07:37 PM

C) AAAAAA!

This causes...
A) Donez to drop his drink
B)Jay to wake up
C)glass to shatter
D)an old man to run into the room and beat you with his cane
E)Captain Churro to fall out of the sky
F)Your body to go into shock
G)Donez to run into the other room to get his deathazooka to shut you up
H)Fred to wake up
I)a hole to open in the floor and let deamon pikachus out
J)your voice box to break
K)a random pie to hit you in the face
L)Me to run out of ideas

03-19-2008, 02:31 PM	#1
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03-27-2008, 06:45 PM	#14
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03-19-2008, 06:51 PM	#2
Mush Face Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: MAS*H 4077 Gender: Posts: 5,609 Thanks: 220 Thanked 306 Times in 238 Posts Points: 2,507.06 Bank: 15,428.61 Total Points: 17,935.67 Donate	A) Say hi and keep walking. After walking for a little bit more you see a trash can turned over on its side do you... A) pick up the trash and put it back in the can? B) pick up the trash and put it back in the can, and find a magic lamp in the trash? C) Keep walking? D) Slip on a banana peel? E) other random event.

03-20-2008, 04:40 AM	#3
DarkZero Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Ever notice how Tazy's PDN (STOP LOOKING AT ME) abbreviates to "SLAM"? Gender: Posts: 3,761 Thanks: 322 Thanked 229 Times in 166 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 13,901.64 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 13,901.64 Donate	B) Pick up the trash and put it back in the can, and find a magic lamp in the trash. You rub the lamp, and that annoying genie-thing from Yoshi Topsy-Turvy offers you 3 wishes. The first thing you wish for is: A) Complete and utter domination B) A ham sandwich C) A tall, cool glass of OJ D) Richard Karn E) One of the above

03-20-2008, 05:59 PM	#4
Mush Face Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: MAS*H 4077 Gender: Posts: 5,609 Thanks: 220 Thanked 306 Times in 238 Posts Points: 2,507.06 Bank: 15,428.61 Total Points: 17,935.67 Donate	A) Complete and utter domination But since you did not specify what you wished to dominate you... A) Turn into a queen bee and now rule a beehive. B) Become master of the universe. C) Enter a chess tournament and win E) Other random thingy

03-21-2008, 05:00 AM	#5
DarkZero Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Ever notice how Tazy's PDN (STOP LOOKING AT ME) abbreviates to "SLAM"? Gender: Posts: 3,761 Thanks: 322 Thanked 229 Times in 166 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 13,901.64 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 13,901.64 Donate	C) Enter a chess tournament and win. Unfortunately, you misread it as 'cheese tournament', so now you're stuck in a landslide of provolone in Wisconsin. Do you: A) Eat your way out? B) Call 911? C) Leave the CyoA before you lose your sanity? D) One of the above?

03-21-2008, 02:43 PM	#6
Mush Face Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: MAS*H 4077 Gender: Posts: 5,609 Thanks: 220 Thanked 306 Times in 238 Posts Points: 2,507.06 Bank: 15,428.61 Total Points: 17,935.67 Donate	B)Call 911 the fire department arrives and rescues you now what? A) Take a nap B) Go fishing C) See Bill and Fred again D) Make another wish

03-21-2008, 03:14 PM	#7
DarkZero Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Ever notice how Tazy's PDN (STOP LOOKING AT ME) abbreviates to "SLAM"? Gender: Posts: 3,761 Thanks: 322 Thanked 229 Times in 166 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 13,901.64 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 13,901.64 Donate	E) Eat some cheese. While you're eating, nature calls. Do you: A) Find a porta-potty? B) Hold it, because cheese is just TOO DAMN GOOD? C) Some other answer I'm too lazy to think of.

03-22-2008, 11:07 AM	#8
Demonic Lemonade The Super Mario Galaxy Final Bowser Fight music is the mest VGM music EVAR Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ten thousand light years away Gender: Posts: 5,942 Thanks: 227 Thanked 312 Times in 248 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 740.58 Bank: 15,316.24 Total Points: 16,056.82 Donate	D) make this NC related again. Fred is practicing his death ray powers on a nearby porta-potty. You: NOOO... you then... 1) run. 2) smack Fred C) crap yourself 6-2) crap in a public area

03-24-2008, 03:06 PM	#9
DarkZero Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Ever notice how Tazy's PDN (STOP LOOKING AT ME) abbreviates to "SLAM"? Gender: Posts: 3,761 Thanks: 322 Thanked 229 Times in 166 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 13,901.64 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 13,901.64 Donate	A) Run. Whilst running, you bump into Jill the Extra Gal (don't worry, your pants are pulled up by now). She says she knows how to "take care of Fred". What do you assume she means? A) Kill him B) Try to kill him but results in mild injury C) Tuck him in bed and give him a good-night kiss D) Cheese... E) Give him a Sansa e260 4GB MP3/WMA player

03-24-2008, 04:19 PM	#10
Mush Face Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: MAS*H 4077 Gender: Posts: 5,609 Thanks: 220 Thanked 306 Times in 238 Posts Points: 2,507.06 Bank: 15,428.61 Total Points: 17,935.67 Donate	C) Tuck him in bed and give him a good-night kiss Which she does. Now what do you do? A) plan to get revenge on Fred. B) skip the plan and get revenge now. C)ask Jill if she will tuck you in bed and give you a good-night kiss.

03-24-2008, 04:32 PM	#11
DarkZero Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Ever notice how Tazy's PDN (STOP LOOKING AT ME) abbreviates to "SLAM"? Gender: Posts: 3,761 Thanks: 322 Thanked 229 Times in 166 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 13,901.64 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 13,901.64 Donate	C) ask Jill if she will tuck you in bed and give you a good-night kiss. What do you do to treat the injury? A) Apply NeoSporin B) Throw salt in it and wash it out with alcohol C) Go to the doctor because you're a wuss D) Cheese...

03-24-2008, 06:14 PM	#12
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03-28-2008, 06:29 AM	#15
DarkZero Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Ever notice how Tazy's PDN (STOP LOOKING AT ME) abbreviates to "SLAM"? Gender: Posts: 3,761 Thanks: 322 Thanked 229 Times in 166 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 13,901.64 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 13,901.64 Donate	A) Eating. You're hungry, so you ask him for a bite of his sandwich. What's on the sandwich? A) Ham and cheese? B) Caramel and lettuce? C) Jay? D) I don't know, but it's looks like it's growing!

03-29-2008, 12:18 PM	#16
Mush Face Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: MAS*H 4077 Gender: Posts: 5,609 Thanks: 220 Thanked 306 Times in 238 Posts Points: 2,507.06 Bank: 15,428.61 Total Points: 17,935.67 Donate	C) Jay? You deiced to A) eat it anyway B)throw the sandwich on the ground, and stomp on it repeatedly C) scream Z) other random

03-29-2008, 03:38 PM	#17
Demonic Lemonade The Super Mario Galaxy Final Bowser Fight music is the mest VGM music EVAR Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ten thousand light years away Gender: Posts: 5,942 Thanks: 227 Thanked 312 Times in 248 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 740.58 Bank: 15,316.24 Total Points: 16,056.82 Donate	C how loud do you scream? A) aah. B) Aah! C) AAAAAA! D) HOLY CRAP!

03-29-2008, 07:37 PM	#18
Mush Face Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: MAS*H 4077 Gender: Posts: 5,609 Thanks: 220 Thanked 306 Times in 238 Posts Points: 2,507.06 Bank: 15,428.61 Total Points: 17,935.67 Donate	C) AAAAAA! This causes... A) Donez to drop his drink B)Jay to wake up C)glass to shatter D)an old man to run into the room and beat you with his cane E)Captain Churro to fall out of the sky F)Your body to go into shock G)Donez to run into the other room to get his deathazooka to shut you up H)Fred to wake up I)a hole to open in the floor and let deamon pikachus out J)your voice box to break K)a random pie to hit you in the face L)Me to run out of ideas