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Old 09-06-2008, 08:44 AM   #1
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CYOA: Ignoring The OG Board

You find yourself in an abandoned forum. Do you:

A: Promote inactivity by doing nothing
B: Talk to the lurkers
C: Fill the forum with spam
D: Make a post filled with annoying smilies in a different forum complaining about how no one ever posts in this forum
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Old 09-06-2008, 08:48 AM   #2
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E: Make a useful post in the forum.
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Old 09-06-2008, 08:52 AM   #3
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E: Make a useful post in the forum.
You can't ignore the OG board if you do that.
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Old 09-06-2008, 03:41 PM   #4
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This "you" person gets flamed and several meme topics are made parodying the post. "You" then...

A: Make another post with various smileys
B: OMGWTFBBQ spam
C: Leave VGF forever
D: other generec 4th option
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Old 09-06-2008, 05:38 PM   #5
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You get so damn angry at all those people mocking you, you leave VGF forever. Three days later, you start to feel lonely and worthless, so [Wait, what are you saying? Leave the emo stuff out!!! ~M_K].

The End... forever.



...No. What actually happened is B.

You keep putting "thrsaprtynmirmornurnvitd lollollollollollollollollol " in every parody topic about you. Everyone starts getting ticked off, but you don't care because you'll

A: Make "obscene gestures" at all of them. (Not recommended)
B: Continue with the spam.
C: Harass [a person of your choice]
D: Dance, Dance, Dance!!!!
E: Make "physical threats/attacks" to [whoever] (also not recommended)
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Old 09-06-2008, 05:46 PM   #6
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D

"You" post everywhere.

Now everyone is REALLY mad at "you." Metal Man goes and reports "you." You get mad and

A: CAPS LOCK EVERYWHERE
B: a different form of spam
C: Flame MM
D: think about why "you're" so mad and why everyone hates "you"
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Old 09-06-2008, 05:55 PM   #7
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D: think about why "you're" so mad and why everyone hates "you"

This causes...

A: your head to explode from actually thinking for once.
B: you to realize what a jerk you were being.
C: you to Spam more.
D: you to Spam in German
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Old 09-06-2008, 06:00 PM   #8
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C:

You realize that you were a jerk. You can't imagine how this could be your fault, so you blame it on the OG Board. To make sure that it never causes trouble again, you burn it down. The fire soon escapes your control and spreads to the other member forums. What do you do?

A: Run in circles screaming "FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE"
B: Roast Marshmellows
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D: Spend 8,000 VBPoints to change your name and (hopefully) escape your past.
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Old 09-06-2008, 06:07 PM   #9
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Old 09-06-2008, 06:10 PM   #10
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I choose .... Ignoring the OG Board

....

A. ...
B. ...
C. ...
D. ...
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Old 09-06-2008, 06:12 PM   #11
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D: Spend 8,000 VBPoints to change your name and (hopefully) escape your past.

But there is one problem...

A: You changed your name only slightly
B: You don't have 8,000 VBPoints
C: You can't change your IP
D: You forgot where the VB plaza is.
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B

So "you" spam MOAR. mostly, its just running around in circles screaming "FIRE FIRE", but "you" eventually get 8000 points. "You" go to the VBplaza and...

A: Get "your" name changed
B: Buy 8 beers
C: Yell FIRE
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Old 09-06-2008, 06:31 PM   #13
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A: Get "your" name changed
But there is one problem...

A: You changed your name only slightly.
B: You can't change your IP.
C: You forgot where the VB plaza is.
D: VB plaza catches on fire.
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Old 09-06-2008, 06:47 PM   #14
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D:

By now the fire has spread to cover almost all of VGF. Just as you attempt to change your name, VBPlaza bursts into flame. You hear shouting and turn around to find an angry mob of VGFers bearing down on you.

What do you do?

A: Cover your eyes in the hope it will somehow make you invisible.
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Old 09-06-2008, 06:52 PM   #15
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C: Claim to be the doctor

You shout “ I’m a doctor not a spammer!”, but


A: It doesn't work
B: You've lost your voice
C: you catch on fire.
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C

the mafia players pay no attention, as they were trained to do. it has no effect.

there is now a noose around your head. Do you

A: meekly accept your fate
B: hack the board to post ****** everywhere
C: Log off.
D: Steal the source code from the website of a waterpark and use it to put the fires out.

E: the ******* is a certain infamous internet image starting with G
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B: A, but as a Guest
C: Heats up some Hot Pockets
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A:

You log back on to see what happened. The burnt remains of forums are everywhere. You walk around the area until you hear a loud bang behind you. Turning around, you see the massive ShaneBot rise up from the ruins.

What do you do?

A: Throw tabloids at it
B: Steal one of Shane's highscores in an attempt to distract it
C: Make an army of alts to fight it
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Shanebot notices "you." Shanebot starts firing birthday and news topics at "you." "You" run away from the bot, but it chases "you." "You..."

A: Run faster
B: Scream again
C: Attempt to deactivete it
D: RPG BATTLE THE SHANEBOT
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D:

You battle ShaneBot. ShaneBot has maxed out stats and kills you before you can even move. Finding yourself at the gameover screen, you click continue. You respawn... directly in front of ShaneBot. ShaneBot kills you again. You respawn in front of ShaneBot again. ShaneBot kills you again...

*days later*

After having killed you thousands of times, Shanebot's battery finally dies. All the gears grind to a halt, and you have just enough time for a sigh of relief. Then the robot falls. The impact opens a crevice in the ground and you fall through.

Your fall ends in the archives. What do you do?

A: Attempt to expand the Unmemorable Threads Forum
B: Try to salvage the Game Ideas Forum
C: Yell help you lose your voice
D: Think about how badly this place needs a chair
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