Yeah, so it's my birthday

***CaptHayfever*** · 04-10-2005, 11:58 AM

Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year. We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer. You should be good and happy that there's something you can eat; a million people every day are starving in the street. Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor; your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four. There's garbage in the water. There's poison in the sky. I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die.
Well, what's the matter little friend, you think this party is the pits? Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits. The monkeys in the pentagon are gonna cook our goose; their finger's on the button, all they need it an excuse. It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III. There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide; when they drop the big one, we all get fried.
Well there's a punk in the alley and he's looking for a fight. There's an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight. There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed. Seems that everywhere you look today there's misery and greed. I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun, but that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun.
So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take, just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake!

--I mean, happy birthday. [img]smile.gif[/img]

And remember, "Come on, boys & girls, sing along, ok?"

Super N · 04-10-2005, 12:01 PM

^Which is why I'm glad I'm not from this planet...

Whoops. Pretend you didn't hear that.

Happy Birthday Sean/Gimpy/Person who I know!

***CaptHayfever*** · 04-10-2005, 06:04 PM

^Didn't get the reference. Loses arms & legs to a chainsaw.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

yoshiblabber78 · 04-10-2005, 06:14 PM

Happy birthday to you! You live in a shoe. You smell like a monkey, and you fart like one to! [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

**Loot** · 04-10-2005, 09:11 PM

^... What the hell...

Anyways, happy birthday, Sean!

Glyph Phoenix · 04-11-2005, 12:34 AM

I didn't get the reference. Does that mean that I lose my arms to a chainsaw? Does it?

***CaptHayfever*** · 04-11-2005, 04:01 PM

^Only because you actually took the time to mention it. Your chainsawing shall be performed by my friend Harvey.

And remember, "I'm-a Harvey the Wonder Hamster, number one!"

Super N · 04-19-2005, 07:13 PM

Heck Harvey. I runs the chainsaws around here.

...or at least I would if there was actually a reference somewhere in there.

Sean P Kelly · 04-20-2005, 09:20 AM

My birthday was a week and a half ago.

Closing topic

04-10-2005, 07:07 AM	#1
Sean P Kelly Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Toronto, ON, Canada Gender: Posts: 3,789 Thanks: 19 Thanked 58 Times in 46 Posts	(nt)

04-10-2005, 11:58 AM	#2
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,661 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year. We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer. You should be good and happy that there's something you can eat; a million people every day are starving in the street. Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor; your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four. There's garbage in the water. There's poison in the sky. I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die. Well, what's the matter little friend, you think this party is the pits? Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits. The monkeys in the pentagon are gonna cook our goose; their finger's on the button, all they need it an excuse. It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III. There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide; when they drop the big one, we all get fried. Well there's a punk in the alley and he's looking for a fight. There's an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight. There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed. Seems that everywhere you look today there's misery and greed. I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun, but that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun. So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take, just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake! --I mean, happy birthday. [img]smile.gif[/img] And remember, "Come on, boys & girls, sing along, ok?"

04-10-2005, 12:01 PM	#3
Super N Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: A secret underground base near your house Posts: 1,663 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	^Which is why I'm glad I'm not from this planet... Whoops. Pretend you didn't hear that. Happy Birthday Sean/Gimpy/Person who I know!

04-10-2005, 06:04 PM	#4
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,661 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	^Didn't get the reference. Loses arms & legs to a chainsaw. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

04-10-2005, 06:14 PM	#5
yoshiblabber78 Newbie Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: ummmmmmmm..... What do you think? Posts: 18 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Happy birthday to you! You live in a shoe. You smell like a monkey, and you fart like one to! [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

04-10-2005, 09:11 PM	#6
Loot Apparently I'm a mod? Join Date: May 2001 Location: LEGITIMATE BUSINESS Gender: Posts: 13,208 Thanks: 236 Thanked 1,237 Times in 659 Posts	^... What the hell... Anyways, happy birthday, Sean!

04-11-2005, 12:34 AM	#7
Glyph Phoenix Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Gender: Posts: 1,774 Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	I didn't get the reference. Does that mean that I lose my arms to a chainsaw? Does it?

04-11-2005, 04:01 PM	#8
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,661 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	^Only because you actually took the time to mention it. Your chainsawing shall be performed by my friend Harvey. And remember, "I'm-a Harvey the Wonder Hamster, number one!"

04-19-2005, 07:13 PM	#9
Super N Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: A secret underground base near your house Posts: 1,663 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Heck Harvey. I runs the chainsaws around here. ...or at least I would if there was actually a reference somewhere in there.

04-20-2005, 09:20 AM	#10
Sean P Kelly Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Toronto, ON, Canada Gender: Posts: 3,789 Thanks: 19 Thanked 58 Times in 46 Posts	My birthday was a week and a half ago. Closing topic