The Fourth Mario Caption Contest! - Page 5

Dr. Furball · 12-29-2007, 08:04 PM

"Do you have a map?"
"Why?"
"Because I am lost in your eyes."

Chunky Kong12345 · 01-06-2008, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masahiro

"Ima gonna unclog *your* pipes!

"

Scoreballer'd:
Cap'n: 2
Ace: 1
Leinad: 1
Masahiro: 1
Metal Man: 1

DarkZero · 01-06-2008, 07:23 PM

Grand Theft Mario.

SephirothKirby · 01-06-2008, 07:24 PM

^ Durrr, that's what the pictures from.

Link CDLVI · 01-06-2008, 10:00 PM

Ketchup on your gloves, a pimped out car and a hooker. What more could Mario ask for.

HCl- HydroCuccoLadic Acid · 01-06-2008, 10:03 PM

Mario: "We have taken a life, stolen a car, and are fugitives from the law who will, if caught, be sentenced to death. Our tale is one of woe and dread..."

Luigi: "But who cares!! We have a hot chick in our car! Yowza!!!!"

***CaptHayfever*** · 01-07-2008, 02:00 AM

Mario: "Gimme five on the gloved hand side!"

Deviot · 01-07-2008, 11:56 AM

And they say pink is out.

Mush Face · 01-07-2008, 06:27 PM

Luigi: Mario, you realize we're heading strait for that brick wall right?

Get a new Kirby today! · 01-07-2008, 08:28 PM

Pimp Your Mario 7:
Now With OMG BOOBS!

Dr. Furball · 01-26-2008, 12:48 AM

"And in other news: the janitor of the Diamond City wax museum was fired yesterday for rearranging the exhibits during the night shift."

SpaceNose · 03-28-2008, 06:25 PM

"Yo!"

DarkZero · 03-31-2008, 06:00 AM

Mario was caught red-handed.

BrandonTragedy · 05-02-2008, 10:47 PM

The Threesom none of us wanted to see.
(Sorry to bringback to life, i oculdnt resist)

Metal Man · 05-03-2008, 02:32 AM

Little did Mario know the hooker had coated his steering wheel in acid, planning to loot his corpse and sell the articles found on eBay. Luigi, wise to this, can only look on in horror--because he's been glued to his chair.

Sarai and Samiel · 05-14-2008, 06:58 PM

Two words: No brakes.

VG_Addict · 06-01-2008, 12:26 PM

"Whoa, my hand feels so huge!"

Tubba@Blubba · 06-18-2008, 07:21 PM

See, you don't need "Qwest" to get babes.

Jailbreaker · 08-26-2008, 02:16 PM

Where did Mario get a car?

W-Team Elf · 09-03-2008, 05:19 PM

If you look under your chairs you'll find... A HOOKER!!!

12-29-2007, 08:04 PM	#81
Dr. Furball Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mad Science Academy, 12th Floor Gender: Posts: 622 Thanks: 64 Thanked 44 Times in 32 Posts Points: 180.11 Bank: 900.37 Total Points: 1,080.48 Donate	"Do you have a map?" "Why?" "Because I am lost in your eyes." Last edited by Dr. Furball; 12-29-2007 at 08:05 PM. Reason: Bad joke

01-06-2008, 10:00 PM	#85
Link CDLVI Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: 38° North Latitude, 104° West Longitude Gender: Posts: 1,763 Thanks: 40 Thanked 58 Times in 44 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 2,937.42 Bank: 20,982.35 Total Points: 23,919.77 Donate	Ketchup on your gloves, a pimped out car and a hooker. What more could Mario ask for. Last edited by Link CDLVI; 01-07-2008 at 10:35 PM.

01-07-2008, 06:27 PM	#89
Mush Face Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: MAS*H 4077 Gender: Posts: 5,609 Thanks: 220 Thanked 306 Times in 238 Posts Points: 2,509.06 Bank: 15,428.61 Total Points: 17,937.67 Donate	Luigi: Mario, you realize we're heading strait for that brick wall right? Last edited by MUSHMAN; 01-07-2008 at 06:40 PM.

01-06-2008, 07:23 PM	#83
DarkZero Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Ever notice how Tazy's PDN (STOP LOOKING AT ME) abbreviates to "SLAM"? Gender: Posts: 3,761 Thanks: 322 Thanked 229 Times in 166 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 13,901.64 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 13,901.64 Donate	Grand Theft Mario.

01-06-2008, 07:24 PM	#84
SephirothKirby Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Urine and his Aegis Erector. Gender: Posts: 5,486 Thanks: 257 Thanked 555 Times in 323 Posts Points: 4,057.13 Bank: 284,952.49 Total Points: 289,009.62 Donate	^ Durrr, that's what the pictures from.

01-06-2008, 10:03 PM	#86
HCl- HydroCuccoLadic Acid Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in a bag of potato chips. Potato chips of LOVE. Gender: Posts: 4,671 Thanks: 1,274 Thanked 415 Times in 346 Posts Points: 4,760.91 Bank: 152,588.40 Total Points: 157,349.31 Donate	Mario: "We have taken a life, stolen a car, and are fugitives from the law who will, if caught, be sentenced to death. Our tale is one of woe and dread..." Luigi: "But who cares!! We have a hot chick in our car! Yowza!!!!"

01-07-2008, 02:00 AM	#87
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 20,035 Thanks: 318 Thanked 1,018 Times in 616 Posts Points: 123,676.70 Bank: 2,638.67 Total Points: 126,315.36 Donate	Mario: "Gimme five on the gloved hand side!"

01-07-2008, 11:56 AM	#88
Deviot Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mt. Moon Gender: Posts: 952 Thanks: 10 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts Points: 5,978.22 Bank: 13,450.16 Total Points: 19,428.38 Donate	And they say pink is out.

01-07-2008, 08:28 PM	#90
Get a new Kirby today! Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Probably eating. Gender: Posts: 4,085 Thanks: 447 Thanked 126 Times in 90 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 14,680.33 Bank: 7,951.39 Total Points: 22,631.72 Donate	Pimp Your Mario 7: Now With OMG BOOBS!

01-26-2008, 12:48 AM	#91
Dr. Furball Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mad Science Academy, 12th Floor Gender: Posts: 622 Thanks: 64 Thanked 44 Times in 32 Posts Points: 180.11 Bank: 900.37 Total Points: 1,080.48 Donate	"And in other news: the janitor of the Diamond City wax museum was fired yesterday for rearranging the exhibits during the night shift."

03-28-2008, 06:25 PM	#92
SpaceNose Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: On a couch facing a big screen TV and playing Wii Gender: Posts: 98 Thanks: 6 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 951.12 Bank: 144.05 Total Points: 1,095.17 Donate	"Yo!"

03-31-2008, 06:00 AM	#93
DarkZero Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Ever notice how Tazy's PDN (STOP LOOKING AT ME) abbreviates to "SLAM"? Gender: Posts: 3,761 Thanks: 322 Thanked 229 Times in 166 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 13,901.64 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 13,901.64 Donate	Mario was caught red-handed.

05-02-2008, 10:47 PM	#94
BrandonTragedy Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Some where u dont know Gender: Posts: 8,072 Thanks: 213 Thanked 146 Times in 127 Posts Points: 16,984.12 Bank: 105,150.76 Total Points: 122,134.88 Donate	The Threesom none of us wanted to see. (Sorry to bringback to life, i oculdnt resist)

05-03-2008, 02:32 AM	#95
Metal Man Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Gender: Posts: 7,034 Thanks: 77 Thanked 265 Times in 175 Posts Points: 8,514.29 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 8,514.29 Donate	Little did Mario know the hooker had coated his steering wheel in acid, planning to loot his corpse and sell the articles found on eBay. Luigi, wise to this, can only look on in horror--because he's been glued to his chair.

05-14-2008, 06:58 PM	#96
Sarai and Samiel Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Aisle 12, between the kumquats and the radicchio. Gender: Posts: 2,297 Thanks: 164 Thanked 128 Times in 88 Posts Points: 650.37 Bank: 117,547.21 Total Points: 118,197.58 Donate	Two words: No brakes.

06-01-2008, 12:26 PM	#97
VG_Addict Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In the Vicinity Gender: Posts: 2,537 Thanks: 7 Thanked 144 Times in 128 Posts Points: 30,341.14 Bank: 2,297.12 Total Points: 32,638.26 Donate	"Whoa, my hand feels so huge!"

06-18-2008, 07:21 PM	#98
Tubba@Blubba Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: In my own little world... Gender: Posts: 80 Thanks: 28 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,584.95 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 2,584.95 Donate	See, you don't need "Qwest" to get babes.

08-26-2008, 02:16 PM	#99
Jailbreaker Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: It's me, the punctuation guy. Gender: Posts: 489 Thanks: 154 Thanked 30 Times in 23 Posts Points: 1,190.43 Bank: 2,601.00 Total Points: 3,791.43 Donate	Where did Mario get a car?

09-03-2008, 05:19 PM	#100
W-Team Elf Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: A house Gender: Posts: 423 Thanks: 13 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 708.30 Bank: 6,616.60 Total Points: 7,324.90 Donate	If you look under your chairs you'll find... A HOOKER!!!