The Fourth Mario Caption Contest! - Page 5

Dr. Furball · 12-29-2007, 08:04 PM

"Do you have a map?"
"Why?"
"Because I am lost in your eyes."

Chunky Kong12345 · 01-06-2008, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masahiro

"Ima gonna unclog *your* pipes!

"

Scoreballer'd:
Cap'n: 2
Ace: 1
Leinad: 1
Masahiro: 1
Metal Man: 1

DarkZero · 01-06-2008, 07:23 PM

Grand Theft Mario.

SephirothKirby · 01-06-2008, 07:24 PM

^ Durrr, that's what the pictures from.

Link CDLVI · 01-06-2008, 10:00 PM

Ketchup on your gloves, a pimped out car and a hooker. What more could Mario ask for.

Tales of CuccoLady · 01-06-2008, 10:03 PM

Mario: "We have taken a life, stolen a car, and are fugitives from the law who will, if caught, be sentenced to death. Our tale is one of woe and dread..."

Luigi: "But who cares!! We have a hot chick in our car! Yowza!!!!"

***CaptHayfever*** · 01-07-2008, 02:00 AM

Mario: "Gimme five on the gloved hand side!"

Deviot · 01-07-2008, 11:56 AM

And they say pink is out.

Mush Face · 01-07-2008, 06:27 PM

Luigi: Mario, you realize we're heading strait for that brick wall right?

Get a new Kirby today! · 01-07-2008, 08:28 PM

Pimp Your Mario 7:
Now With OMG BOOBS!

Dr. Furball · 01-26-2008, 12:48 AM

"And in other news: the janitor of the Diamond City wax museum was fired yesterday for rearranging the exhibits during the night shift."

SpaceNose · 03-28-2008, 06:25 PM

"Yo!"

DarkZero · 03-31-2008, 06:00 AM

Mario was caught red-handed.

BrandonTragedy · 05-02-2008, 10:47 PM

The Threesom none of us wanted to see.
(Sorry to bringback to life, i oculdnt resist)

Metal Man · 05-03-2008, 02:32 AM

Little did Mario know the hooker had coated his steering wheel in acid, planning to loot his corpse and sell the articles found on eBay. Luigi, wise to this, can only look on in horror--because he's been glued to his chair.

Sarai and Samiel · 05-14-2008, 06:58 PM

Two words: No brakes.

VG_Addict · 06-01-2008, 12:26 PM

"Whoa, my hand feels so huge!"

Tubba@Blubba · 06-18-2008, 07:21 PM

See, you don't need "Qwest" to get babes.

Jailbreaker · 08-26-2008, 02:16 PM

Where did Mario get a car?

W-Team Elf · 09-03-2008, 05:19 PM

If you look under your chairs you'll find... A HOOKER!!!

12-29-2007, 08:04 PM	#81
Dr. Furball Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mad Science Academy, 12th Floor Gender: Posts: 606 Thanks: 63 Thanked 40 Times in 31 Posts Points: 5,017.19 Bank: 10,121.91 Total Points: 15,139.10 Donate	"Do you have a map?" "Why?" "Because I am lost in your eyes." Last edited by Dr. Furball; 12-29-2007 at 08:05 PM. Reason: Bad joke

01-06-2008, 10:00 PM	#85
Link CDLVI Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: 38° North Latitude, 104° West Longitude Gender: Posts: 1,763 Thanks: 40 Thanked 58 Times in 44 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 1,769.42 Bank: 20,982.35 Total Points: 22,751.77 Donate	Ketchup on your gloves, a pimped out car and a hooker. What more could Mario ask for. Last edited by Link CDLVI; 01-07-2008 at 10:35 PM.

01-07-2008, 06:27 PM	#89
Mush Face Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Turning death into a fighting chance to live. Gender: Posts: 4,873 Thanks: 199 Thanked 277 Times in 218 Posts Points: 383.48 Bank: 1,871.60 Total Points: 2,255.08 Donate	Luigi: Mario, you realize we're heading strait for that brick wall right? Last edited by MUSHMAN; 01-07-2008 at 06:40 PM.

01-06-2008, 07:23 PM	#83
DarkZero Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: On her majesty's secret service. Gender: Posts: 3,055 Thanks: 268 Thanked 177 Times in 131 Posts Points: 16,834.69 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 16,834.69 Donate	Grand Theft Mario.

01-06-2008, 07:24 PM	#84
SephirothKirby Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: **** YEAH SEAKING Gender: Posts: 4,958 Thanks: 233 Thanked 479 Times in 283 Posts Points: 1,010.64 Bank: 201,701.14 Total Points: 202,711.78 Donate	^ Durrr, that's what the pictures from.

01-06-2008, 10:03 PM	#86
Tales of CuccoLady Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: BADABBADCABABADKFAFEAWVEAOFA IMMA SCAT MAN Gender: Posts: 4,564 Thanks: 1,218 Thanked 404 Times in 339 Posts Points: 7,514.80 Bank: 1,130.57 Total Points: 8,645.37 Donate	Mario: "We have taken a life, stolen a car, and are fugitives from the law who will, if caught, be sentenced to death. Our tale is one of woe and dread..." Luigi: "But who cares!! We have a hot chick in our car! Yowza!!!!"

01-07-2008, 02:00 AM	#87
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,799 Thanks: 240 Thanked 943 Times in 574 Posts Points: 117,978.27 Bank: 1,884.44 Total Points: 119,862.71 Donate	Mario: "Gimme five on the gloved hand side!"

01-07-2008, 11:56 AM	#88
Deviot Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mt. Moon Gender: Posts: 949 Thanks: 10 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts Points: 5,697.34 Bank: 11,254.49 Total Points: 16,951.83 Donate	And they say pink is out.

01-07-2008, 08:28 PM	#90
Get a new Kirby today! Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Probably eating. Gender: Posts: 4,029 Thanks: 412 Thanked 122 Times in 86 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 1,956.20 Bank: 6,026.16 Total Points: 7,982.36 Donate	Pimp Your Mario 7: Now With OMG BOOBS!

01-26-2008, 12:48 AM	#91
Dr. Furball Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mad Science Academy, 12th Floor Gender: Posts: 606 Thanks: 63 Thanked 40 Times in 31 Posts Points: 5,017.19 Bank: 10,121.91 Total Points: 15,139.10 Donate	"And in other news: the janitor of the Diamond City wax museum was fired yesterday for rearranging the exhibits during the night shift."

03-28-2008, 06:25 PM	#92
SpaceNose Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: On a couch facing a big screen TV and playing Wii Gender: Posts: 98 Thanks: 6 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 794.12 Bank: 144.05 Total Points: 938.17 Donate	"Yo!"

03-31-2008, 06:00 AM	#93
DarkZero Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: On her majesty's secret service. Gender: Posts: 3,055 Thanks: 268 Thanked 177 Times in 131 Posts Points: 16,834.69 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 16,834.69 Donate	Mario was caught red-handed.

05-02-2008, 10:47 PM	#94
BrandonTragedy Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Some where u dont know Gender: Posts: 8,072 Thanks: 213 Thanked 147 Times in 127 Posts Points: 15,664.12 Bank: 103,088.98 Total Points: 118,753.10 Donate	The Threesom none of us wanted to see. (Sorry to bringback to life, i oculdnt resist)

05-03-2008, 02:32 AM	#95
Metal Man Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Gender: Posts: 6,930 Thanks: 77 Thanked 226 Times in 157 Posts Points: 14,959.45 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 14,959.45 Donate	Little did Mario know the hooker had coated his steering wheel in acid, planning to loot his corpse and sell the articles found on eBay. Luigi, wise to this, can only look on in horror--because he's been glued to his chair.

05-14-2008, 06:58 PM	#96
Sarai and Samiel Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Aisle 12, between the kumquats and the radicchio. Gender: Posts: 2,285 Thanks: 163 Thanked 124 Times in 86 Posts Points: 3,465.97 Bank: 94,171.35 Total Points: 97,637.32 Donate	Two words: No brakes.

06-01-2008, 12:26 PM	#97
VG_Addict Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In the Vicinity Gender: Posts: 2,463 Thanks: 5 Thanked 133 Times in 123 Posts Points: 26,449.28 Bank: 1,608.35 Total Points: 28,057.63 Donate	"Whoa, my hand feels so huge!"

06-18-2008, 07:21 PM	#98
Tubba@Blubba Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: In my own little world... Gender: Posts: 80 Thanks: 28 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,429.95 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 2,429.95 Donate	See, you don't need "Qwest" to get babes.

08-26-2008, 02:16 PM	#99
Jailbreaker Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: FIRIN MAH LASAR. SHOOP DA WHOOP. Gender: Posts: 460 Thanks: 151 Thanked 28 Times in 22 Posts Points: 210.32 Bank: 2,500.00 Total Points: 2,710.32 Donate	Where did Mario get a car?

09-03-2008, 05:19 PM	#100
W-Team Elf Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: A house Gender: Posts: 423 Thanks: 13 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 466.30 Bank: 6,616.60 Total Points: 7,082.90 Donate	If you look under your chairs you'll find... A HOOKER!!!