Never-Ending Story, Mario Edition - Page 2

Chop Chop Master Onion · 10-21-2006, 08:25 PM

had sex with Valigarmander's corpse, but miraculously a baby was born from trace infusions of DNA, and that baby grew up to be

Irby · 10-22-2006, 07:35 AM

Luigi! Then A toad came and made Mario with Luigi! But Luigi is still Mario's brother yet he is his father...

Chop Chop Master Onion · 10-22-2006, 12:38 PM

and Bowser was his grandfather and still his worst enemy, and as you could imagine this caused major problems at family gatherings. Things only worsened when Mario discovered that

MC Luigi · 10-22-2006, 05:58 PM

this never happened and it was a bad dream. But one thing that didn't change was that Yoshi was his cousin!! OMG!! But there's good news. He just saved a bunch of money on his kart insurance by switching to Geico.

Demonic Lemonade · 10-22-2006, 06:47 PM

^hey! bowser got mad for no apparent reason.he sat on wario.

Chop Chop Master Onion · 10-22-2006, 09:30 PM

...And farted. Wario died. Bowser died too. Mario decided to join Adventure Quest online, but subsequently

Demonic Lemonade · 10-24-2006, 07:02 PM

blew up...do do do do do do do...*mario X 4* mario went to see peach.

Irby · 10-25-2006, 03:48 PM

Then Peach wanted Mario to satisfie her so they did IT.Then Luigi became a sex machine.

Gage LaMay · 10-26-2006, 06:03 AM

Then, after all the work *wink wink,* Mario decided to go to the super market and was considering his dream he had just last night. As Mario picked up some spaghetti he saw...

MC Luigi · 10-26-2006, 04:52 PM

that it was lowfat!! So he bought it and then he ate it and then Bowser was like OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You fell for my trap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So Mario was like WTF and then Bowser came out of the spaghetti can full of sauce. Then

Irby · 10-26-2006, 04:55 PM

Mario ate Bowser.Then Luigi kidnapped Wario had major sex with him then Waluigi...

Gage LaMay · 10-26-2006, 05:08 PM

Noticed it was a long time since Wario had returned to the residence and set out to find Wario. When Waluigi found Luigi and Wario in an abandoned garage...

Demonic Lemonade · 10-26-2006, 07:34 PM

they went 3-way. BANG BANG!

weeee!

Gage LaMay · 10-26-2006, 08:37 PM

Then Wario fell on Luigi, killing him. A few minutes later, Mario and Peach showed up at the garage and saw Luigi lifeless on the floor. Wario and Waluigi faced Mario and Peach then...

Demonic Lemonade · 11-01-2006, 07:08 PM

they had a 4-way. BANG BANG!

hello.

MC Luigi · 11-01-2006, 08:51 PM

Then Peach and Daisy had a catfight over the Mario Bros. not knowing that they were two, and the Mario Bros. were two so why would they fight. Luigi pointed this out so the Mario Bros. and the two pricesses had a four way. Again. BANG BANG!!

Demonic Lemonade · 11-11-2006, 05:03 PM

they kept on going.

belive it!

Demonic Lemonade · 11-11-2006, 05:04 PM

and going. (sorry, the edit button vanished)

Irby · 11-11-2006, 05:15 PM

Then Peach raped Toad.

Demonic Lemonade · 11-12-2006, 08:06 PM

toad liked it, so he called toadette to go with it.

10-21-2006, 08:25 PM	#21
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 109.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,360.06 Donate	had sex with Valigarmander's corpse, but miraculously a baby was born from trace infusions of DNA, and that baby grew up to be

10-22-2006, 07:35 AM	#22
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Barack and Roll Gender: Posts: 8,346 Thanks: 479 Thanked 180 Times in 150 Posts Blog Entries: 12 Points: 31,791.64 Bank: 39,783.58 Total Points: 71,575.22 Donate	Luigi! Then A toad came and made Mario with Luigi! But Luigi is still Mario's brother yet he is his father...

10-22-2006, 12:38 PM	#23
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 109.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,360.06 Donate	and Bowser was his grandfather and still his worst enemy, and as you could imagine this caused major problems at family gatherings. Things only worsened when Mario discovered that

10-22-2006, 05:58 PM	#24
MC Luigi Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: In YO FACE Gender: Posts: 1,033 Thanks: 41 Thanked 15 Times in 15 Posts Points: 11,073.64 Bank: 23,165.44 Total Points: 34,239.07 Donate	this never happened and it was a bad dream. But one thing that didn't change was that Yoshi was his cousin!! OMG!! But there's good news. He just saved a bunch of money on his kart insurance by switching to Geico.

10-22-2006, 06:47 PM	#25
Demonic Lemonade The Super Mario Galaxy Final Bowser Fight music is the mest VGM music EVAR Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ten thousand light years away Gender: Posts: 5,942 Thanks: 227 Thanked 312 Times in 248 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 740.58 Bank: 15,316.24 Total Points: 16,056.82 Donate	^hey! bowser got mad for no apparent reason.he sat on wario.

10-22-2006, 09:30 PM	#26
Chop Chop Master Onion KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,965 Thanks: 982 Thanked 1,691 Times in 809 Posts Points: 109.31 Bank: 123,250.75 Total Points: 123,360.06 Donate	...And farted. Wario died. Bowser died too. Mario decided to join Adventure Quest online, but subsequently

10-24-2006, 07:02 PM	#27
Demonic Lemonade The Super Mario Galaxy Final Bowser Fight music is the mest VGM music EVAR Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ten thousand light years away Gender: Posts: 5,942 Thanks: 227 Thanked 312 Times in 248 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 740.58 Bank: 15,316.24 Total Points: 16,056.82 Donate	blew up...do do do do do do do...mario X 4 mario went to see peach.

10-25-2006, 03:48 PM	#28
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Barack and Roll Gender: Posts: 8,346 Thanks: 479 Thanked 180 Times in 150 Posts Blog Entries: 12 Points: 31,791.64 Bank: 39,783.58 Total Points: 71,575.22 Donate	Then Peach wanted Mario to satisfie her so they did IT.Then Luigi became a sex machine.

10-26-2006, 06:03 AM	#29
Gage LaMay Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Home Gender: Posts: 91 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 4,156.20 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 4,156.20 Donate	Then, after all the work wink wink, Mario decided to go to the super market and was considering his dream he had just last night. As Mario picked up some spaghetti he saw...

10-26-2006, 04:52 PM	#30
MC Luigi Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: In YO FACE Gender: Posts: 1,033 Thanks: 41 Thanked 15 Times in 15 Posts Points: 11,073.64 Bank: 23,165.44 Total Points: 34,239.07 Donate	that it was lowfat!! So he bought it and then he ate it and then Bowser was like OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You fell for my trap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So Mario was like WTF and then Bowser came out of the spaghetti can full of sauce. Then

10-26-2006, 04:55 PM	#31
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Barack and Roll Gender: Posts: 8,346 Thanks: 479 Thanked 180 Times in 150 Posts Blog Entries: 12 Points: 31,791.64 Bank: 39,783.58 Total Points: 71,575.22 Donate	Mario ate Bowser.Then Luigi kidnapped Wario had major sex with him then Waluigi...

10-26-2006, 05:08 PM	#32
Gage LaMay Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Home Gender: Posts: 91 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 4,156.20 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 4,156.20 Donate	Noticed it was a long time since Wario had returned to the residence and set out to find Wario. When Waluigi found Luigi and Wario in an abandoned garage...

10-26-2006, 07:34 PM	#33
Demonic Lemonade The Super Mario Galaxy Final Bowser Fight music is the mest VGM music EVAR Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ten thousand light years away Gender: Posts: 5,942 Thanks: 227 Thanked 312 Times in 248 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 740.58 Bank: 15,316.24 Total Points: 16,056.82 Donate	they went 3-way. BANG BANG! weeee!

10-26-2006, 08:37 PM	#34
Gage LaMay Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Home Gender: Posts: 91 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 4,156.20 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 4,156.20 Donate	Then Wario fell on Luigi, killing him. A few minutes later, Mario and Peach showed up at the garage and saw Luigi lifeless on the floor. Wario and Waluigi faced Mario and Peach then...

11-01-2006, 07:08 PM	#35
Demonic Lemonade The Super Mario Galaxy Final Bowser Fight music is the mest VGM music EVAR Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ten thousand light years away Gender: Posts: 5,942 Thanks: 227 Thanked 312 Times in 248 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 740.58 Bank: 15,316.24 Total Points: 16,056.82 Donate	they had a 4-way. BANG BANG! hello.

11-01-2006, 08:51 PM	#36
MC Luigi Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: In YO FACE Gender: Posts: 1,033 Thanks: 41 Thanked 15 Times in 15 Posts Points: 11,073.64 Bank: 23,165.44 Total Points: 34,239.07 Donate	Then Peach and Daisy had a catfight over the Mario Bros. not knowing that they were two, and the Mario Bros. were two so why would they fight. Luigi pointed this out so the Mario Bros. and the two pricesses had a four way. Again. BANG BANG!!

11-11-2006, 05:03 PM	#37
Demonic Lemonade The Super Mario Galaxy Final Bowser Fight music is the mest VGM music EVAR Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ten thousand light years away Gender: Posts: 5,942 Thanks: 227 Thanked 312 Times in 248 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 740.58 Bank: 15,316.24 Total Points: 16,056.82 Donate	they kept on going. belive it!

11-11-2006, 05:04 PM	#38
Demonic Lemonade The Super Mario Galaxy Final Bowser Fight music is the mest VGM music EVAR Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ten thousand light years away Gender: Posts: 5,942 Thanks: 227 Thanked 312 Times in 248 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 740.58 Bank: 15,316.24 Total Points: 16,056.82 Donate	and going. (sorry, the edit button vanished)

11-11-2006, 05:15 PM	#39
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Barack and Roll Gender: Posts: 8,346 Thanks: 479 Thanked 180 Times in 150 Posts Blog Entries: 12 Points: 31,791.64 Bank: 39,783.58 Total Points: 71,575.22 Donate	Then Peach raped Toad.

11-12-2006, 08:06 PM	#40
Demonic Lemonade The Super Mario Galaxy Final Bowser Fight music is the mest VGM music EVAR Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ten thousand light years away Gender: Posts: 5,942 Thanks: 227 Thanked 312 Times in 248 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 740.58 Bank: 15,316.24 Total Points: 16,056.82 Donate	toad liked it, so he called toadette to go with it.