Never-Ending Story, Mario Edition - VGF

Valigarmander ASS · 10-14-2006, 02:28 AM

One day Mario was walking around. He whistled a classic SMB tune as he slowly paced the streets, hands in his pockets. Suddenly he realized

Big Daddy · 10-14-2006, 06:59 AM

that he forgot that he went out to buy food since he was running low, when he got to the supermarket he was suprised to see..

Irby · 10-14-2006, 07:39 AM

Wario! So Mario fought him and won and then...

Valigarmander ASS · 10-14-2006, 02:16 PM

he gained 30 EXP! Wario ran off angrily, surely going to find his equally sinister brother Waluigi to plot Mario's downfall. But Mario didn't worry about such things. He got back to purchasing his food.

Irby · 10-17-2006, 06:10 PM

When Waluigi came and Luigi shot Waluigi!
Then Mario purchased his mushroom soup and was attacked by...

Valigarmander ASS · 10-17-2006, 11:25 PM

several demonically possessed avocadoes, but he ate them. He unholstered his Desert Eagle and loaded a few dum dums into the clip. "Looks like today starts early."

Insert Luigimans PDN here · 10-18-2006, 05:52 PM

then, bowser walks in, wearing a dress. command?

fight
spell
item
laugh

Irby · 10-18-2006, 06:05 PM

Mario shot Bowser with his desert eagle.(Have you played 007 Everything or Nothing?) And Bowser died.Then Mario took out his AK-47.

MC Luigi · 10-18-2006, 06:31 PM

He killed Bowser even more and then went back home. Luigi then bought Vonage so he and Mario could pay less on their old phone service.

Insert Luigimans PDN here · 10-18-2006, 06:57 PM

they also saved 15% on kart insuranse by switching to geico.

Valigarmander ASS · 10-18-2006, 09:35 PM

But Luigi lost all of his money in the stock market and had his house repo'd.

Irby · 10-19-2006, 07:43 AM

The Yoshi got hungry and ate Luigi's organs.Mario came back and ate soe pizza.

MC Luigi · 10-19-2006, 06:02 PM

So Mario blew up Bowser's face. He gave Luigi a 1-up so Luigi could revive King Boo, who used to be Lemmmy before he was killed! :O

Valigarmander ASS · 10-19-2006, 06:16 PM

Suddenly, Mario realized "Lemmy" only has two M's in it. His eyes exploded and he

Irby · 10-19-2006, 08:16 PM

Put new eyes in and saw Bowser and so Mario shot Bowser and laughed...

Valigarmander ASS · 10-20-2006, 12:58 AM

"Haha! You cannot defeat me!" But he was wrong. So wrong, in fact, that God decided to smite his ass. Just as things were looking bleak, Luigi decided to

Irby · 10-20-2006, 02:33 PM

Take a dump on Wario's head.Then The Evil Cup Cake King came along and Mario fought him but the CCK ran away.

Valigarmander ASS · 10-21-2006, 12:20 AM

"Only nine people have read this thread!" cried Valigarmander as he sat before his computer monitor.

supergamer · 10-21-2006, 01:56 AM

valigarmander went mad and threw his monitor into a volcano but he suddenly realized that

Irby · 10-21-2006, 12:15 PM

Mario came and killed Valigarmander then Bowser came and...

10-14-2006, 02:28 AM	#1
Valigarmander ASS RADDA RADDA RADDA! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Radda, radda. Gender: Posts: 12,473 Thanks: 700 Thanked 1,081 Times in 575 Posts Points: 35.87 Bank: 122,108.39 Total Points: 122,144.26 Donate	Never-Ending Story, Mario Edition One day Mario was walking around. He whistled a classic SMB tune as he slowly paced the streets, hands in his pockets. Suddenly he realized

10-14-2006, 06:59 AM	#2
Big Daddy Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Rapture Gender: Posts: 1,109 Thanks: 25 Thanked 37 Times in 21 Posts Points: 176.00 Bank: 8,652.37 Total Points: 8,828.37 Donate	that he forgot that he went out to buy food since he was running low, when he got to the supermarket he was suprised to see..

10-14-2006, 07:39 AM	#3
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada, Eh. Gender: Posts: 6,134 Thanks: 302 Thanked 87 Times in 73 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 33,180.59 Bank: 12,125.33 Total Points: 45,305.92 Donate	Wario! So Mario fought him and won and then...

10-14-2006, 02:16 PM	#4
Valigarmander ASS RADDA RADDA RADDA! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Radda, radda. Gender: Posts: 12,473 Thanks: 700 Thanked 1,081 Times in 575 Posts Points: 35.87 Bank: 122,108.39 Total Points: 122,144.26 Donate	he gained 30 EXP! Wario ran off angrily, surely going to find his equally sinister brother Waluigi to plot Mario's downfall. But Mario didn't worry about such things. He got back to purchasing his food.

10-17-2006, 06:10 PM	#5
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada, Eh. Gender: Posts: 6,134 Thanks: 302 Thanked 87 Times in 73 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 33,180.59 Bank: 12,125.33 Total Points: 45,305.92 Donate	When Waluigi came and Luigi shot Waluigi! Then Mario purchased his mushroom soup and was attacked by...

10-17-2006, 11:25 PM	#6
Valigarmander ASS RADDA RADDA RADDA! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Radda, radda. Gender: Posts: 12,473 Thanks: 700 Thanked 1,081 Times in 575 Posts Points: 35.87 Bank: 122,108.39 Total Points: 122,144.26 Donate	several demonically possessed avocadoes, but he ate them. He unholstered his Desert Eagle and loaded a few dum dums into the clip. "Looks like today starts early."

10-18-2006, 05:52 PM	#7
Insert Luigimans PDN here Senior Member - but i'm not old... Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: in the zone, Auto Zone Gender: Posts: 2,936 Thanks: 51 Thanked 90 Times in 67 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 1,362.05 Bank: 6,756.45 Total Points: 8,118.50 Donate	then, bowser walks in, wearing a dress. command? fight spell item laugh

10-18-2006, 06:05 PM	#8
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada, Eh. Gender: Posts: 6,134 Thanks: 302 Thanked 87 Times in 73 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 33,180.59 Bank: 12,125.33 Total Points: 45,305.92 Donate	Mario shot Bowser with his desert eagle.(Have you played 007 Everything or Nothing?) And Bowser died.Then Mario took out his AK-47.

10-18-2006, 06:31 PM	#9
MC Luigi Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: In YO FACE Gender: Posts: 1,026 Thanks: 41 Thanked 13 Times in 13 Posts Points: 8,339.60 Bank: 22,265.90 Total Points: 30,605.50 Donate	He killed Bowser even more and then went back home. Luigi then bought Vonage so he and Mario could pay less on their old phone service.

10-18-2006, 06:57 PM	#10
Insert Luigimans PDN here Senior Member - but i'm not old... Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: in the zone, Auto Zone Gender: Posts: 2,936 Thanks: 51 Thanked 90 Times in 67 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 1,362.05 Bank: 6,756.45 Total Points: 8,118.50 Donate	they also saved 15% on kart insuranse by switching to geico.

10-18-2006, 09:35 PM	#11
Valigarmander ASS RADDA RADDA RADDA! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Radda, radda. Gender: Posts: 12,473 Thanks: 700 Thanked 1,081 Times in 575 Posts Points: 35.87 Bank: 122,108.39 Total Points: 122,144.26 Donate	But Luigi lost all of his money in the stock market and had his house repo'd.

10-19-2006, 07:43 AM	#12
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada, Eh. Gender: Posts: 6,134 Thanks: 302 Thanked 87 Times in 73 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 33,180.59 Bank: 12,125.33 Total Points: 45,305.92 Donate	The Yoshi got hungry and ate Luigi's organs.Mario came back and ate soe pizza.

10-19-2006, 06:02 PM	#13
MC Luigi Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: In YO FACE Gender: Posts: 1,026 Thanks: 41 Thanked 13 Times in 13 Posts Points: 8,339.60 Bank: 22,265.90 Total Points: 30,605.50 Donate	So Mario blew up Bowser's face. He gave Luigi a 1-up so Luigi could revive King Boo, who used to be Lemmmy before he was killed! :O

10-19-2006, 06:16 PM	#14
Valigarmander ASS RADDA RADDA RADDA! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Radda, radda. Gender: Posts: 12,473 Thanks: 700 Thanked 1,081 Times in 575 Posts Points: 35.87 Bank: 122,108.39 Total Points: 122,144.26 Donate	Suddenly, Mario realized "Lemmy" only has two M's in it. His eyes exploded and he

10-19-2006, 08:16 PM	#15
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada, Eh. Gender: Posts: 6,134 Thanks: 302 Thanked 87 Times in 73 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 33,180.59 Bank: 12,125.33 Total Points: 45,305.92 Donate	Put new eyes in and saw Bowser and so Mario shot Bowser and laughed...

10-20-2006, 12:58 AM	#16
Valigarmander ASS RADDA RADDA RADDA! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Radda, radda. Gender: Posts: 12,473 Thanks: 700 Thanked 1,081 Times in 575 Posts Points: 35.87 Bank: 122,108.39 Total Points: 122,144.26 Donate	"Haha! You cannot defeat me!" But he was wrong. So wrong, in fact, that God decided to smite his ass. Just as things were looking bleak, Luigi decided to

10-20-2006, 02:33 PM	#17
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada, Eh. Gender: Posts: 6,134 Thanks: 302 Thanked 87 Times in 73 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 33,180.59 Bank: 12,125.33 Total Points: 45,305.92 Donate	Take a dump on Wario's head.Then The Evil Cup Cake King came along and Mario fought him but the CCK ran away.

10-21-2006, 12:20 AM	#18
Valigarmander ASS RADDA RADDA RADDA! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Radda, radda. Gender: Posts: 12,473 Thanks: 700 Thanked 1,081 Times in 575 Posts Points: 35.87 Bank: 122,108.39 Total Points: 122,144.26 Donate	"Only nine people have read this thread!" cried Valigarmander as he sat before his computer monitor.

10-21-2006, 01:56 AM	#19
supergamer Newbie Join Date: Oct 2006 Gender: Posts: 11 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,597.77 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 2,597.77 Donate	valigarmander went mad and threw his monitor into a volcano but he suddenly realized that

10-21-2006, 12:15 PM	#20
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada, Eh. Gender: Posts: 6,134 Thanks: 302 Thanked 87 Times in 73 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 33,180.59 Bank: 12,125.33 Total Points: 45,305.92 Donate	Mario came and killed Valigarmander then Bowser came and...