The New SMBHQ Bar & Grille v. 2.0 - Page 10

07-05-2003, 08:40 AM

Ed: Tell GC to bring a shovel of something!

*a tentecle comes and wraps around my leg*

Ed: Ahh so you want more eh? come here you miscreation of a seafood dinner!!

*i get dragged into the kitchen and the sounds of a growling beast is heard as if someone is hitting it with a spatula*

PM: Dont tell me you made another food monster!

07-08-2003, 11:15 AM

NO! Don't eat that! ::tries to get the Skitties away from the fish, but there's just way to many of them. As soon as I go to remove one, the last one jumps back into the mess::

... I have Rattattas!

Skitties (all in unision): SKITTY! ::they pounce me and steal the Rattattas::

(For those who don't know, fish is one of the worst things you can give a cat. It can make them very sick. One of my cats came extremely close to dying because my brother gave it a can of tuna every day for a month)

What do these Skitty find so facinating? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Go there to find out what facinates them so much!

07-09-2003, 12:52 AM

^ Eh, I'm a dog person. I wouldn't know. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

If you want those Rattata prepared in a certain way, I'll be glad to do so once I HELP ED! Hold on, I have the most dangerous substance known to man and most species of dogs, SPAM! Here, find the creature's eyes and/or mouth and throw it! It should burn it from the inside out!

- Penguin Man says, "Sorry, but the number you dialed has been disconnected."

blakyoshi7 · 07-09-2003, 07:55 PM

BY7: Hmmm.... this place has everything I need exept a berry blender.
*berry blender appears*
*I start making pokeblocks*

gamechamp3000 · 07-09-2003, 11:44 PM

Some guy comes in with one refridgerator-sized and one small package.

PM: Hey! Those must be the spices Gamechamp got for me at the mountain!

He signs the guys paper, and take the small package with the spices.

PM: Might as well see this other thing.

He opens the big package, and finds Gamechamp frozen in a block of ice with a look of terror on his face.

PM: I'll save this in the freezer to make sure it doesn't thaw out. ( Does so) Now what happened to Ed?

He notices a hideous food mutant with tantacles right next to him, Ed his battling it to the death.

PM: Oh yeah. Ed!!!!! Use the SPAM!!!!!

[ July 16, 2003, 02:43 PM: Message edited by: Gamechamp ]

07-10-2003, 04:31 PM

Hmmm... should I thaw out GC and see what he can do help defeat this thing? Maybe bait...

Hey, blakyoshi! Don't you need at least two people to make Pokeblocks? I'll join you as soon as I resolve this little dilemna...

- Penguin Man says, "I could go for a stick of butter."

07-17-2003, 11:56 PM

USE THE SPAM!!!

- Penguin Man says, "It's not my fault! The neighbor's dog told me to steal cable!"

07-24-2003, 11:33 PM

I'm sorry! The walrus is on the fritz, the doorbell's escaping and my jelly sandwich is still a jelly sandwich! Or, I could just, y'know, use the SPAM, or something crazy like that. There. I helped you. I defeated the problem, and gained a level.

blakyoshi7 · 07-25-2003, 10:08 PM

Me: Yeah, you're right, Penguin Man, but I don't have a link cable.
Everyone: ???
Me: Just kidding! Oh, and use cheese, Penguin Man. Cheese solves everything exept odors. Use Febreeze on odors. Now, which should I use, RAZZ BERRY or BLUK BERRY? Oh, and does anyone have some spicy berries? I need them to make RED POKEBLOCKS!

[ July 25, 2003, 10:11 PM: Message edited by: blakyoshi7 now has cheese. ]

08-02-2003, 09:15 PM

Wrong. Red pokeblocks are made of paste and lengened shortener.

08-02-2003, 11:53 PM

^ Yeah!

^^ What's your problem?

- Penguin Man says, "I WANNA RAWK!"

Chunky Is Teh n00b · 08-03-2003, 09:55 AM

I'll take some Mountain Dew. *Plays Gamecube*

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08-04-2003, 08:50 PM

Sorry, we don't serve radioactive waste here.

- Penguin Man says, "Blah blah, yap yap, drivel, drivel, drivel!"

09-03-2003, 08:33 PM

I want a orange soda and some popcorn chicken!!

09-08-2003, 01:07 PM

*Goes over to GC and begins playing SSB:M*

09-08-2003, 03:48 PM

Oh yeah, I forgot about something I was going to do here to try to pick up business (although I thought having every video game in existance would do that...)

*Sets up a jukebox by the cash register*

Perfect! Best of all, if someone chooses a bad song, they're within arm's reach. [img]graemlins/umm.gif[/img]

- Penguin Man says, "Someone set us up the bomb."

gamechamp3000 · 09-10-2003, 07:56 AM

The freezer breaks, Gamechamp fall out and the ice melts after a few hours. He then rushes into the main part of the bar.

GC: Yes! I'm alive! ALIVE!

Penquinman: Whatever, just go clean the bathrooms.

GC:

09-11-2003, 12:41 PM

I got bored of SSB:M, beer here.

09-11-2003, 04:19 PM

You want beer? Certainly. Just need to see some ID...

- Penguin Man says, "My cereal has clot-busting mega-power! Does yours?"

Gumby, dammit · 09-11-2003, 07:36 PM

-Walks in and looks around-

"I want a soda,or even a beer."

07-05-2003, 08:40 AM	#181
Ed the Spamyard Guest Posts: n/a	Ed: Tell GC to bring a shovel of something! a tentecle comes and wraps around my leg Ed: Ahh so you want more eh? come here you miscreation of a seafood dinner!! i get dragged into the kitchen and the sounds of a growling beast is heard as if someone is hitting it with a spatula PM: Dont tell me you made another food monster!

07-08-2003, 11:15 AM	#182
CodieKitty Guest Posts: n/a	NO! Don't eat that! ::tries to get the Skitties away from the fish, but there's just way to many of them. As soon as I go to remove one, the last one jumps back into the mess:: ... I have Rattattas! Skitties (all in unision): SKITTY! ::they pounce me and steal the Rattattas:: (For those who don't know, fish is one of the worst things you can give a cat. It can make them very sick. One of my cats came extremely close to dying because my brother gave it a can of tuna every day for a month) What do these Skitty find so facinating? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Go there to find out what facinates them so much!

07-09-2003, 12:52 AM	#183
PenguinMan26 Guest Posts: n/a	^ Eh, I'm a dog person. I wouldn't know. [img]tongue.gif[/img] If you want those Rattata prepared in a certain way, I'll be glad to do so once I HELP ED! Hold on, I have the most dangerous substance known to man and most species of dogs, SPAM! Here, find the creature's eyes and/or mouth and throw it! It should burn it from the inside out! - Penguin Man says, "Sorry, but the number you dialed has been disconnected."

07-09-2003, 07:55 PM	#184
blakyoshi7 Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Black Yoshi Herd #001 Posts: 445 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	BY7: Hmmm.... this place has everything I need exept a berry blender. berry blender appears I start making pokeblocks

07-09-2003, 11:44 PM	#185
gamechamp3000 Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Here, duh Posts: 938 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Some guy comes in with one refridgerator-sized and one small package. PM: Hey! Those must be the spices Gamechamp got for me at the mountain! He signs the guys paper, and take the small package with the spices. PM: Might as well see this other thing. He opens the big package, and finds Gamechamp frozen in a block of ice with a look of terror on his face. PM: I'll save this in the freezer to make sure it doesn't thaw out. ( Does so) Now what happened to Ed? He notices a hideous food mutant with tantacles right next to him, Ed his battling it to the death. PM: Oh yeah. Ed!!!!! Use the SPAM!!!!! [ July 16, 2003, 02:43 PM: Message edited by: Gamechamp ]

07-10-2003, 04:31 PM	#186
PenguinMan26 Guest Posts: n/a	Hmmm... should I thaw out GC and see what he can do help defeat this thing? Maybe bait... Hey, blakyoshi! Don't you need at least two people to make Pokeblocks? I'll join you as soon as I resolve this little dilemna... - Penguin Man says, "I could go for a stick of butter."

07-17-2003, 11:56 PM	#187
PenguinMan26 Guest Posts: n/a	USE THE SPAM!!! - Penguin Man says, "It's not my fault! The neighbor's dog told me to steal cable!"

07-24-2003, 11:33 PM	#188
Sumyunggie Guest Posts: n/a	I'm sorry! The walrus is on the fritz, the doorbell's escaping and my jelly sandwich is still a jelly sandwich! Or, I could just, y'know, use the SPAM, or something crazy like that. There. I helped you. I defeated the problem, and gained a level.

07-25-2003, 10:08 PM	#189
blakyoshi7 Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Black Yoshi Herd #001 Posts: 445 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Me: Yeah, you're right, Penguin Man, but I don't have a link cable. Everyone: ??? Me: Just kidding! Oh, and use cheese, Penguin Man. Cheese solves everything exept odors. Use Febreeze on odors. Now, which should I use, RAZZ BERRY or BLUK BERRY? Oh, and does anyone have some spicy berries? I need them to make RED POKEBLOCKS! [ July 25, 2003, 10:11 PM: Message edited by: blakyoshi7 now has cheese. ]

08-02-2003, 09:15 PM	#190
Sumyunggie Guest Posts: n/a	Wrong. Red pokeblocks are made of paste and lengened shortener.

08-02-2003, 11:53 PM	#191
PenguinMan26 Guest Posts: n/a	^ Yeah! ^^ What's your problem? - Penguin Man says, "I WANNA RAWK!"

08-03-2003, 09:55 AM	#192
Chunky Is Teh n00b Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Somewhere in the galaxy Posts: 7,876 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I'll take some Mountain Dew. Plays Gamecube -------------------------------------------------- Please visit my Mario Kart Trivia! and participate...........please? <a href="http://www.smbhq.com/nc/nctest.html" target="_blank"> Which Neglected Mario Character Are You? </a> ~Chunky

08-04-2003, 08:50 PM	#193
PenguinMan26 Guest Posts: n/a	Sorry, we don't serve radioactive waste here. - Penguin Man says, "Blah blah, yap yap, drivel, drivel, drivel!"

09-03-2003, 08:33 PM	#194
JoeTheSnifit Guest Posts: n/a	I want a orange soda and some popcorn chicken!!

09-08-2003, 01:07 PM	#195
NintendoNut Guest Posts: n/a	Goes over to GC and begins playing SSB:M

09-08-2003, 03:48 PM	#196
PenguinMan26 Guest Posts: n/a	Oh yeah, I forgot about something I was going to do here to try to pick up business (although I thought having every video game in existance would do that...) Sets up a jukebox by the cash register Perfect! Best of all, if someone chooses a bad song, they're within arm's reach. [img]graemlins/umm.gif[/img] - Penguin Man says, "Someone set us up the bomb."

09-10-2003, 07:56 AM	#197
gamechamp3000 Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Here, duh Posts: 938 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	The freezer breaks, Gamechamp fall out and the ice melts after a few hours. He then rushes into the main part of the bar. GC: Yes! I'm alive! ALIVE! Penquinman: Whatever, just go clean the bathrooms. GC:

09-11-2003, 12:41 PM	#198
NintendoNut Guest Posts: n/a	I got bored of SSB:M, beer here.

09-11-2003, 04:19 PM	#199
PenguinMan26 Guest Posts: n/a	You want beer? Certainly. Just need to see some ID... - Penguin Man says, "My cereal has clot-busting mega-power! Does yours?"

09-11-2003, 07:36 PM	#200
Gumby, dammit Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Rats th01 Gender: Posts: 1,240 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	-Walks in and looks around- "I want a soda,or even a beer."