The New SMBHQ Bar & Grille v. 2.0 - Page 3

11-14-2002, 11:17 PM

Hmmm... A bendy straw from someone so mature he can cuss huh? Sure... one minute...

- Penguin Man says, "Visit the Nintendo Black Hole and play You Don't Know Jack: VGF Edition at the SMBHQ forum!"

11-19-2002, 10:56 PM

Hmmm... I guess everyone is asleep or in a coma or something... BREAK TIME!

*PM jumps on the DDR machine and starts busting a move to Brilliant 2U.*

- Penguin Man says, "Visit the Nintendo Black Hole and play You Don't Know Jack: VGF Edition at the SMBHQ forum!"

11-23-2002, 06:40 PM

Hmmm... where's everyone? Oh! Of course!

*Turns the sign from 'Closed' to 'Open'.

Better. [img]smile.gif[/img]

- Penguin Man says, "Visit the Nintendo Black Hole and play You Don't Know Jack: VGF Edition at the SMBHQ forum!"

11-24-2002, 12:14 PM

*I earn a score of 5043050395894 points on Donkey Kong*

Me: Whew...lemme see now what should I do? *looks at a empty aquarium* Where are the fish?

PM: How else do I make fish sticks?

Me:

*I read the tank label and it says Venomous Scorpion Fish and then two random guys fall over dead at the bar table*

PM: .....Wheres the mop?

Matthius · 11-25-2002, 06:37 PM

Matthius: Hey bartender. (accidentaly steps on bodies) Ohh, better not let that get to the presses.

Penguin Man: Yea, Just kick them if they are in your way. Or jsut kick them for the fun of it!

Matthius: Ok! (kicks bodies) Well, that was fun. Could I have an order of Fettucini Alfredo, Mozz. Sticks, and a churro?

11-26-2002, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hombre del Pinguino26:
Here's the fried chicken! Pick it up when your ready.

Hmmm... that omelette may take a while... hold on...

*taps foot*

11-27-2002, 04:04 PM

YM: Hey, I wanna apply for a job as a the cook! I was the cook at the NC Thanksgiving Party, but I'm done there. Here's my resume!
Mario: Hey, that's my resume!
YM: *throws Mario through window* See, Penguinman? I was the star of 70+ games!!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Making Fun of the World of Mario One Panel at a Time

Super Dumb Bros!

11-27-2002, 04:13 PM

^ Hmmm... tempting... but I think I can handle it myself.

Oops! I almost forgot about that omelette. Just a sec!

*Goes into the kitchen. Raucous clucking and squacking can be heard, followed by numerous other sounds of stuff cooking for about 10 minutes. PM emerges from the kitchen.*

Here you go! Omelettes aren't exactly my specialty, but this should be edible. Oh, before I forget, I just got another arcade game in today. It's the new Pokey the Penguin game! It's a two player game and you control either Pokey or Mr. Nutty, and shoot your way to Italy to recover Pokey's Arctic Circle cany stash. Check it out!

- Penguin Man says, "Visit the Nintendo Black Hole and play You Don't Know Jack: VGF Edition at the SMBHQ forum!"

11-29-2002, 03:48 PM

*Starts eating food*
*all of the sudden starts gasping*
*falls over unconscious*

SkyHigh · 11-29-2002, 09:06 PM

G:um,PM...
PM:yes Gujin?
G:Judging by your current customers:looks at the two dead guys and Loar Umbra:you are going to need a first aid station. I'd like to apply for the job of Medic. I beat Dr. Mario! Both of them!

11-29-2002, 10:34 PM

Well, you can examine them if you want, but I'll tell you this: If they're not doing so well because of the food, someone else must've added something else to them, because I always use the most sanitary preparations and freshest food.

*A beetle scurries out of the kitchen. PM rushes over to it, sprays it with a large can on Raid, sweeps it up and disposes of it, then leans on the bar humming nonchalantly.*

- Penguin Man says, "Visit the Nintendo Black Hole and play You Don't Know Jack: VGF Edition at the SMBHQ forum!"

SkyHigh · 11-30-2002, 01:37 PM

G:That's it.

Gujin sets up a food poisoning station.

G:I suggest you clean this place up beofre the health inspector shows up...

Health Inspector walks in the door

HI:Give me a tour of your kitchen.

11-30-2002, 03:40 PM

Sure, Mr. Health Inspector. Right this way.

*PM leads the health inspector into the kitchen. After a few mintues of muted talking, a large explosion is heard sounding very much like a rocket launching. PM emerges from the kitchen.*

I don't think he'll be much trouble anymore. And he'll land back on Earth soon enough. It'll be around the Malaysian Islands, but he'll be back on Earth.

- Penguin Man says, "Visit the Nintendo Black Hole and play You Don't Know Jack: VGF Edition at the SMBHQ forum!"

11-30-2002, 06:28 PM

*starts foaming in the mouth*

11-30-2002, 06:39 PM

PM: Hmmm... it looks like it may be too late to help Lord Umbra. I guess I'm going to have to put him out of his misery...

- Penguin Man says, "Visit the Nintendo Black Hole and play You Don't Know Jack: VGF Edition at the SMBHQ forum!"

SkyHigh · 11-30-2002, 08:59 PM

G:You are in SOOOOOOOO much troublE!

12-03-2002, 05:41 PM

*starts having spasms*
*knocks plate of food down*
*watches food land in the owners mouth*
*witnesses the owner to start gasping and then faint

*

12-03-2002, 08:13 PM

*Revives and gets up.*

PM: Wow, that was pretty good! Maybe I should cut down on the ascorbic acid next time though... Well, now it's time to take out the trash...

*Grabs Lord Umbra and other unconscious people by their hands and/or legs and drags them outside.*

PM: There we go... Now, to clean the kitchen and await the next order of arseni... I mean, ice cream. Yeah, that's it.

- Penguin Man says, "Visit the Nintendo Black Hole and play You Don't Know Jack: VGF Edition at the SMBHQ forum!"

12-04-2002, 05:05 PM

*slowly gets up and presses a button*
*hears an explosion*

12-04-2002, 09:23 PM

PM: What's that? Oh, that must be incinerator activating. I almost put those poor people there to put them out of their misery.

- Penguin Man says, "Visit the Nintendo Black Hole and play You Don't Know Jack: VGF Edition at the SMBHQ forum!"

11-14-2002, 11:17 PM	#41
PenguinMan26 Guest Posts: n/a	Hmmm... A bendy straw from someone so mature he can cuss huh? Sure... one minute... - Penguin Man says, "Visit the Nintendo Black Hole and play You Don't Know Jack: VGF Edition at the SMBHQ forum!"

11-19-2002, 10:56 PM	#42
PenguinMan26 Guest Posts: n/a	Hmmm... I guess everyone is asleep or in a coma or something... BREAK TIME! PM jumps on the DDR machine and starts busting a move to Brilliant 2U. - Penguin Man says, "Visit the Nintendo Black Hole and play You Don't Know Jack: VGF Edition at the SMBHQ forum!"

11-23-2002, 06:40 PM	#43
PenguinMan26 Guest Posts: n/a	Hmmm... where's everyone? Oh! Of course! *Turns the sign from 'Closed' to 'Open'. Better. [img]smile.gif[/img] - Penguin Man says, "Visit the Nintendo Black Hole and play You Don't Know Jack: VGF Edition at the SMBHQ forum!"

11-24-2002, 12:14 PM	#44
Ed the Spamyard Guest Posts: n/a	I earn a score of 5043050395894 points on Donkey Kong Me: Whew...lemme see now what should I do? looks at a empty aquarium Where are the fish? PM: How else do I make fish sticks? Me: I read the tank label and it says Venomous Scorpion Fish and then two random guys fall over dead at the bar table PM: .....Wheres the mop?

11-25-2002, 06:37 PM	#45
Matthius Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Crapville Posts: 1,400 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Matthius: Hey bartender. (accidentaly steps on bodies) Ohh, better not let that get to the presses. Penguin Man: Yea, Just kick them if they are in your way. Or jsut kick them for the fun of it! Matthius: Ok! (kicks bodies) Well, that was fun. Could I have an order of Fettucini Alfredo, Mozz. Sticks, and a churro?

11-27-2002, 04:04 PM	#47
Yoshimaster007 Guest Posts: n/a	YM: Hey, I wanna apply for a job as a the cook! I was the cook at the NC Thanksgiving Party, but I'm done there. Here's my resume! Mario: Hey, that's my resume! YM: throws Mario through window See, Penguinman? I was the star of 70+ games!!! [img]tongue.gif[/img] Making Fun of the World of Mario One Panel at a Time Super Dumb Bros!

11-27-2002, 04:13 PM	#48
PenguinMan26 Guest Posts: n/a	^ Hmmm... tempting... but I think I can handle it myself. Oops! I almost forgot about that omelette. Just a sec! Goes into the kitchen. Raucous clucking and squacking can be heard, followed by numerous other sounds of stuff cooking for about 10 minutes. PM emerges from the kitchen. Here you go! Omelettes aren't exactly my specialty, but this should be edible. Oh, before I forget, I just got another arcade game in today. It's the new Pokey the Penguin game! It's a two player game and you control either Pokey or Mr. Nutty, and shoot your way to Italy to recover Pokey's Arctic Circle cany stash. Check it out! - Penguin Man says, "Visit the Nintendo Black Hole and play You Don't Know Jack: VGF Edition at the SMBHQ forum!"

11-29-2002, 03:48 PM	#49
Lord Umbra Guest Posts: n/a	Starts eating food all of the sudden starts gasping falls over unconscious

11-29-2002, 09:06 PM	#50
SkyHigh Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live... OVER THERE! Posts: 387 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	G:um,PM... PM:yes Gujin? G:Judging by your current customers:looks at the two dead guys and Loar Umbra:you are going to need a first aid station. I'd like to apply for the job of Medic. I beat Dr. Mario! Both of them!

11-29-2002, 10:34 PM	#51
PenguinMan26 Guest Posts: n/a	Well, you can examine them if you want, but I'll tell you this: If they're not doing so well because of the food, someone else must've added something else to them, because I always use the most sanitary preparations and freshest food. A beetle scurries out of the kitchen. PM rushes over to it, sprays it with a large can on Raid, sweeps it up and disposes of it, then leans on the bar humming nonchalantly. - Penguin Man says, "Visit the Nintendo Black Hole and play You Don't Know Jack: VGF Edition at the SMBHQ forum!"

11-30-2002, 01:37 PM	#52
SkyHigh Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live... OVER THERE! Posts: 387 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	G:That's it. Gujin sets up a food poisoning station. G:I suggest you clean this place up beofre the health inspector shows up... Health Inspector walks in the door HI:Give me a tour of your kitchen.

11-30-2002, 03:40 PM	#53
PenguinMan26 Guest Posts: n/a	Sure, Mr. Health Inspector. Right this way. PM leads the health inspector into the kitchen. After a few mintues of muted talking, a large explosion is heard sounding very much like a rocket launching. PM emerges from the kitchen. I don't think he'll be much trouble anymore. And he'll land back on Earth soon enough. It'll be around the Malaysian Islands, but he'll be back on Earth. - Penguin Man says, "Visit the Nintendo Black Hole and play You Don't Know Jack: VGF Edition at the SMBHQ forum!"

11-30-2002, 06:28 PM	#54
Lord Umbra Guest Posts: n/a	starts foaming in the mouth

11-30-2002, 06:39 PM	#55
PenguinMan26 Guest Posts: n/a	PM: Hmmm... it looks like it may be too late to help Lord Umbra. I guess I'm going to have to put him out of his misery... - Penguin Man says, "Visit the Nintendo Black Hole and play You Don't Know Jack: VGF Edition at the SMBHQ forum!"

11-30-2002, 08:59 PM	#56
SkyHigh Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live... OVER THERE! Posts: 387 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	G:You are in SOOOOOOOO much troublE!

12-03-2002, 05:41 PM	#57
Lord Umbra Guest Posts: n/a	starts having spasms knocks plate of food down watches food land in the owners mouth witnesses the owner to start gasping and then faint

12-03-2002, 08:13 PM	#58
PenguinMan26 Guest Posts: n/a	Revives and gets up. PM: Wow, that was pretty good! Maybe I should cut down on the ascorbic acid next time though... Well, now it's time to take out the trash... Grabs Lord Umbra and other unconscious people by their hands and/or legs and drags them outside. PM: There we go... Now, to clean the kitchen and await the next order of arseni... I mean, ice cream. Yeah, that's it. - Penguin Man says, "Visit the Nintendo Black Hole and play You Don't Know Jack: VGF Edition at the SMBHQ forum!"

12-04-2002, 05:05 PM	#59
Lord Umbra Guest Posts: n/a	slowly gets up and presses a button hears an explosion

12-04-2002, 09:23 PM	#60
PenguinMan26 Guest Posts: n/a	PM: What's that? Oh, that must be incinerator activating. I almost put those poor people there to put them out of their misery. - Penguin Man says, "Visit the Nintendo Black Hole and play You Don't Know Jack: VGF Edition at the SMBHQ forum!"