The New SMBHQ Bar & Grille v. 2.0

10-26-2002, 11:52 PM

OK, I know that this was a fairly hot topic a while ago, so I'm starting it back up. However, too make sure that things don't get to weird, I'm the bartender/chef/bouncer. And don't assume that some things are present (except of course, for tables, chairs, napkins, condiments, things you'd find in a bar.). If you want to have something, ask me and I'll direct you to its location. No need to PM me, just post it. So, to start things off...

*PM goes to the store window and turns to OPEN sign on.*

PM: Good. Everything's here... Food, supplies, and lots of extra room for development, once people get in here to tell me what they'd like. *Goes back to bar and starts to clean glasses for no reason, humming the Mario theme.*

- Penguin Man says, "Visit the Nintendo Black Hole and play You Don't Know Jack: VGF Edition at the SMBHQ forum!"

[ October 26, 2002, 11:52 PM: Message edited by: Pokey the PenguinMan26 ]

Fredfan · 10-27-2002, 02:42 PM

Slide some Mac & Cheese and a Vanilla Coke my way, would ya?

Long Live Fred the Spanyard

10-27-2002, 03:09 PM

Just a minute, sir.

*Leaves and comes back with the Vanilla Coke.*

Hmmmm... I forgot to get some Mac and Cheese. How does Spaghetti noodles and Tomato sauce sound?

- Penguin Man says, "Visit the Nintendo Black Hole and play You Don't Know Jack: VGF Edition at the SMBHQ forum!"

Fredfan · 10-27-2002, 11:11 PM

Add a few meatballs and you've got a deal. *sips Vanilla Coke*

Long Live Fred the Spanyard

10-27-2002, 11:20 PM

Comin' right up!

*Goes into the kitchen, and remains there after 10 minutes.*

FF: Hey! What're you doing back there? Growing the grains to make the noodles? Hurry up!

PM: Just a minute! I forgot to get spaghetti sauce, so I had to make some. I'm almost done...

*Comes from the kitchen with the platter.*

PM: Well, it's by no means the best, but edible. Here you go.

- Penguin Man says, "Visit the Nintendo Black Hole and play You Don't Know Jack: VGF Edition at the SMBHQ forum!"

10-28-2002, 05:43 PM

*walks in and sits on a stool*

Me:hmm....lets see on the menu theres

*what I read on the menu*

Home made pasta with fresh tomato sauce

Soft drinks...*etc etc*

Me: I'll have a....fresh basket of fried osyters, and make sure they don't clip at ya!

PM: a basket of fresh fried clappers coming up!...thats fast food talk

*PM walks in and I begin hearing clipping*

PM: OUCH! OW! DOWN OYSTERS! DOWN!! *gun shot*

*later PM comes with the food but one of the oysters have a huge hole in it*

10-28-2002, 06:55 PM

MM:Yo Penguin! Penguins are like, so cool man!

PM

oh, boy.....)Can I help ya Marsh?

MM:Ya,uh got any job openings. I'll work for Luigi stuff.

Fredfan · 10-28-2002, 07:24 PM

Top notch pasta. Just like the kind PM used to make...

Long Live Fred the Spanyard

10-28-2002, 10:29 PM

Mmm...grill.

Can I get some steak?

And I don't want to see any underage drinking.-jay

10-28-2002, 10:45 PM

Maybe not now, MM. Once the place gets a little busier I could use an extra hand.

Of course, Jay, no underage drinking in here.
*Hides the JD's Hard Cola.*

Now, how would you like that steak? Well done, medium, or fresh from the cow?

- Penguin Man says, "Visit the Nintendo Black Hole and play You Don't Know Jack: VGF Edition at the SMBHQ forum!"

SkyHigh · 10-28-2002, 10:54 PM

Gujin comes in and sits at the bar.

G:Gimmie a large glass of milk and and order of fried chicken.

10-28-2002, 11:18 PM

OK, a large moo juice and a toasted fowl, comim' up!

*Goes into the kitchen. After a little while, loud clucking can be heard, followed by a chopping sound. PM comes out minutes later with the milk and fried chicken.*

PM: Here you are. Don't worry; it didn't feeling a thing.

- Penguin Man says, "Visit the Nintendo Black Hole and play You Don't Know Jack: VGF Edition at the SMBHQ forum!"

SkyHigh · 10-29-2002, 09:53 PM

G:

...oooooooooookaaaaaaaaaayyy...I'll just eat
Gujin eats his meal.

G:mmmmmmm...good chicken

Fredfan · 10-30-2002, 07:16 PM

That was a good meal, but I'm still starving. Got any fried shrimp?

Long Live Fred the Spanyard

10-30-2002, 08:29 PM

Yeah, I think so. Just a minute...

*Goes into the kitchen. A few minutes later, a splash is heard. A minute later, another splash is heard. PM emerges from the kitchen.*

Here you are! They're very fresh and breaded just enough. Enjoy! [img]smile.gif[/img]

- Penguin Man says, "Visit the Nintendo Black Hole and play You Don't Know Jack: VGF Edition at the SMBHQ forum!"

10-30-2002, 10:26 PM

Yoshimaster: *walks in* Hey, peeps! I just gt back from the NC Halloween Party. It's over now. *sits down at the bar*
Some guy: So, how'd it end?
Yoshimaster: Uh, bartender, a cheeseburger and cherry coke please. *turns to the guy next to him* Oh, the mansion exploded, Zak and Introbolus entered the dimension of teletubbies, you know.
Some guy: Ah.

Making Fun of the World of Mario One Panel at a Time

Super Dumb Bros!

10-30-2002, 10:50 PM

One cheeseburger and a cherry coke, coming up!

*Grabs a bottle of Cherry Coke and slides it down to YM. Then he goes into the kitchen, and after a few minutes, sizzling can be heard followed by a loud explosion. PM comes out of the kitchen.*

Sorry about the wait. What? Am I OK? Sure! Here you go. Enjoy!

And you guys, there are more things to do here than to eat! Just ask me about what there is to do here!

- Penguin Man says, "Visit the Nintendo Black Hole and play You Don't Know Jack: VGF Edition at the SMBHQ forum!"

Fredfan · 10-30-2002, 11:13 PM

That's some of the best shrimp I've had in a long time. Can you put it all on my tab?

Long Live Fred the Spanyard

10-30-2002, 11:16 PM

Why? Leaving already? Wouldn't you like to do something here? Just ask for it!

- Penguin Man says, "Visit the Nintendo Black Hole and play You Don't Know Jack: VGF Edition at the SMBHQ forum!"

Fredfan · 10-31-2002, 07:33 PM

Oookay, how about a foosball table?

Long Live Fred the Spanyard

10-28-2002, 06:55 PM	#7
Marshman18 Guest Posts: n/a	MM:Yo Penguin! Penguins are like, so cool man! PMoh, boy.....)Can I help ya Marsh? MM:Ya,uh got any job openings. I'll work for Luigi stuff.

10-26-2002, 11:52 PM	#1
PenguinMan26 Guest Posts: n/a	OK, I know that this was a fairly hot topic a while ago, so I'm starting it back up. However, too make sure that things don't get to weird, I'm the bartender/chef/bouncer. And don't assume that some things are present (except of course, for tables, chairs, napkins, condiments, things you'd find in a bar.). If you want to have something, ask me and I'll direct you to its location. No need to PM me, just post it. So, to start things off... PM goes to the store window and turns to OPEN sign on. PM: Good. Everything's here... Food, supplies, and lots of extra room for development, once people get in here to tell me what they'd like. Goes back to bar and starts to clean glasses for no reason, humming the Mario theme. - Penguin Man says, "Visit the Nintendo Black Hole and play You Don't Know Jack: VGF Edition at the SMBHQ forum!" [ October 26, 2002, 11:52 PM: Message edited by: Pokey the PenguinMan26 ]

10-27-2002, 02:42 PM	#2
Fredfan Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Who wants to know? Posts: 1,739 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Slide some Mac & Cheese and a Vanilla Coke my way, would ya? Long Live Fred the Spanyard

10-27-2002, 03:09 PM	#3
PenguinMan26 Guest Posts: n/a	Just a minute, sir. Leaves and comes back with the Vanilla Coke. Hmmmm... I forgot to get some Mac and Cheese. How does Spaghetti noodles and Tomato sauce sound? - Penguin Man says, "Visit the Nintendo Black Hole and play You Don't Know Jack: VGF Edition at the SMBHQ forum!"

10-27-2002, 11:11 PM	#4
Fredfan Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Who wants to know? Posts: 1,739 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Add a few meatballs and you've got a deal. sips Vanilla Coke Long Live Fred the Spanyard

10-27-2002, 11:20 PM	#5
PenguinMan26 Guest Posts: n/a	Comin' right up! Goes into the kitchen, and remains there after 10 minutes. FF: Hey! What're you doing back there? Growing the grains to make the noodles? Hurry up! PM: Just a minute! I forgot to get spaghetti sauce, so I had to make some. I'm almost done... Comes from the kitchen with the platter. PM: Well, it's by no means the best, but edible. Here you go. - Penguin Man says, "Visit the Nintendo Black Hole and play You Don't Know Jack: VGF Edition at the SMBHQ forum!"

10-28-2002, 05:43 PM	#6
Ed the Spamyard Guest Posts: n/a	walks in and sits on a stool Me:hmm....lets see on the menu theres what I read on the menu Home made pasta with fresh tomato sauce Soft drinks...etc etc Me: I'll have a....fresh basket of fried osyters, and make sure they don't clip at ya! PM: a basket of fresh fried clappers coming up!...thats fast food talk PM walks in and I begin hearing clipping PM: OUCH! OW! DOWN OYSTERS! DOWN!! gun shot later PM comes with the food but one of the oysters have a huge hole in it

10-28-2002, 07:24 PM	#8
Fredfan Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Who wants to know? Posts: 1,739 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Top notch pasta. Just like the kind PM used to make... Long Live Fred the Spanyard

10-28-2002, 10:29 PM	#9
Perrin Aybara Guest Posts: n/a	Mmm...grill. Can I get some steak? And I don't want to see any underage drinking.-jay

10-28-2002, 10:45 PM	#10
PenguinMan26 Guest Posts: n/a	Maybe not now, MM. Once the place gets a little busier I could use an extra hand. Of course, Jay, no underage drinking in here. Hides the JD's Hard Cola. Now, how would you like that steak? Well done, medium, or fresh from the cow? - Penguin Man says, "Visit the Nintendo Black Hole and play You Don't Know Jack: VGF Edition at the SMBHQ forum!"

10-28-2002, 10:54 PM	#11
SkyHigh Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live... OVER THERE! Posts: 387 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Gujin comes in and sits at the bar. G:Gimmie a large glass of milk and and order of fried chicken.

10-28-2002, 11:18 PM	#12
PenguinMan26 Guest Posts: n/a	OK, a large moo juice and a toasted fowl, comim' up! Goes into the kitchen. After a little while, loud clucking can be heard, followed by a chopping sound. PM comes out minutes later with the milk and fried chicken. PM: Here you are. Don't worry; it didn't feeling a thing. - Penguin Man says, "Visit the Nintendo Black Hole and play You Don't Know Jack: VGF Edition at the SMBHQ forum!"

10-29-2002, 09:53 PM	#13
SkyHigh Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live... OVER THERE! Posts: 387 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	G: ...oooooooooookaaaaaaaaaayyy...I'll just eat Gujin eats his meal. G:mmmmmmm...good chicken

10-30-2002, 07:16 PM	#14
Fredfan Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Who wants to know? Posts: 1,739 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	That was a good meal, but I'm still starving. Got any fried shrimp? Long Live Fred the Spanyard

10-30-2002, 08:29 PM	#15
PenguinMan26 Guest Posts: n/a	Yeah, I think so. Just a minute... Goes into the kitchen. A few minutes later, a splash is heard. A minute later, another splash is heard. PM emerges from the kitchen. Here you are! They're very fresh and breaded just enough. Enjoy! [img]smile.gif[/img] - Penguin Man says, "Visit the Nintendo Black Hole and play You Don't Know Jack: VGF Edition at the SMBHQ forum!"

10-30-2002, 10:26 PM	#16
Yoshimaster007 Guest Posts: n/a	Yoshimaster: walks in Hey, peeps! I just gt back from the NC Halloween Party. It's over now. sits down at the bar Some guy: So, how'd it end? Yoshimaster: Uh, bartender, a cheeseburger and cherry coke please. turns to the guy next to him Oh, the mansion exploded, Zak and Introbolus entered the dimension of teletubbies, you know. Some guy: Ah. Making Fun of the World of Mario One Panel at a Time Super Dumb Bros!

10-30-2002, 10:50 PM	#17
PenguinMan26 Guest Posts: n/a	One cheeseburger and a cherry coke, coming up! Grabs a bottle of Cherry Coke and slides it down to YM. Then he goes into the kitchen, and after a few minutes, sizzling can be heard followed by a loud explosion. PM comes out of the kitchen. Sorry about the wait. What? Am I OK? Sure! Here you go. Enjoy! And you guys, there are more things to do here than to eat! Just ask me about what there is to do here! - Penguin Man says, "Visit the Nintendo Black Hole and play You Don't Know Jack: VGF Edition at the SMBHQ forum!"

10-30-2002, 11:13 PM	#18
Fredfan Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Who wants to know? Posts: 1,739 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	That's some of the best shrimp I've had in a long time. Can you put it all on my tab? Long Live Fred the Spanyard

10-30-2002, 11:16 PM	#19
PenguinMan26 Guest Posts: n/a	Why? Leaving already? Wouldn't you like to do something here? Just ask for it! - Penguin Man says, "Visit the Nintendo Black Hole and play You Don't Know Jack: VGF Edition at the SMBHQ forum!"

10-31-2002, 07:33 PM	#20
Fredfan Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Who wants to know? Posts: 1,739 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Oookay, how about a foosball table? Long Live Fred the Spanyard