Caption Contest #2! - Page 3

12-10-2002, 10:29 PM

After Tremors, Jaws, and Gremlins, comes a new epic thriller. Rocks

12-11-2002, 03:12 PM

Jealous of Link's continuing success with Majora's Mask, DK attempts his own version...

12-11-2002, 08:23 PM

The Origin of DK's Aphasia: an anecdote:

DK: ...My, word! How quite depressing it is to witness this foolish competition involving mass violence, loss of respect, and ample shoving without even a single pardon! Good god!!!...Please, let us all stop this nonsense and let pea--

(Kirby smashes his cranium as a Stone. Once DK came to, he started uttering loud gibberish and unintelligible simian noises and began attacking everybody. He was never the same again...)

12-12-2002, 11:54 PM

This game's winning quote is:

Quote:

Originally posted by Dark_Mario:
This is DK's stand up act.After this, I don't think he will be standing up.

Next!

Scores:
gamechamp3000: 1
Dark_Mario: 1

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[ December 13, 2002, 12:00 AM: Message edited by: TopperMan26 ]

12-13-2002, 12:12 AM

Marijuana...Harmless?

12-13-2002, 06:32 AM

Princess Daisy's life took a horrible downward spiral after the introduction of Princess Toadstool. Never quite getting over the humiliation of being turned down by an overweight, hairy Italian plumber, she began with a gratuitous relationship with an inner-city gang leader, and worked all the way up to running errands and "private shows" for the Mafia. In the end, she was finally subdued by a S.W.A.T. team and given the life sentence, without parole...

12-13-2002, 06:13 PM

Peach gets an new security system when something unexpected happens.

12-13-2002, 06:38 PM

Peach encounters the hardest decision of her life. Join the Italian Mafia, or never see Mario again. Next time on..How the Kingdom turns.

SkyHigh · 12-13-2002, 06:40 PM

Peach tries the stick-your-leg-out-into-the-road hitchhiking method, but an unusual car pulls up...

Swat leader: You are under arrest for using an illegal method of hitchhiking!:tackles peach and shoves her into the back:

Matthius · 12-13-2002, 07:41 PM

Peach: Oh my, these are these graphics are very pixilated

Repair Man: Sorry Ma'am, we'll fix that for you as soon as possible

12-13-2002, 08:14 PM

Luigi: ...Hey...there's Peach on her new...er...'occupation'. I know it seems inappropriate and you're still pissed at her, but shouldn't we even greet her at least?...

Mario: ...Let her stew in her own filth. Keep driving.

12-13-2002, 09:15 PM

Peach learns her first lesson of hitch-hiking the hard way-- stand on the sidewalk, not the road.

Goomba5395 · 12-13-2002, 11:02 PM

The armored car destined to deliver thirty billion dollars to charity was about to get an unexpected delay.

***Ace Mercury*** · 12-13-2002, 11:33 PM

The next round: Peach vs. Automobile!

(0.3 seconds later) Oh... It looks like Peach is in trouble!

crashcroc64 · 12-14-2002, 01:31 AM

Peach: *just noticed the van* Well...SHOOT!

imported_Link the Adept · 12-14-2002, 09:29 AM

Somehow Peach's internet date isn't going too well. It seems he is a kidnapper.

12-14-2002, 10:08 AM

Peach

retty flowers *steps out to see flowers and gets hit by car*

12-14-2002, 04:18 PM

"Saay... that looks like the same van that picked up Captian Falcon and his clones..."

12-14-2002, 06:13 PM

Not knowing, Peach stares at the flowers while she is about to be ubducted by a villan.....most likely Bowser.

12-14-2002, 06:52 PM

Peach: Mushroom Kingdom or Bust

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~Gamer Chris

GC's Funny Quotes
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population. ~David Letterman

12-14-2002, 10:08 AM	#57
jdcat Guest Posts: n/a	Peachretty flowers steps out to see flowers and gets hit by car

12-10-2002, 10:29 PM	#41
Hank the Cowdog Guest Posts: n/a	After Tremors, Jaws, and Gremlins, comes a new epic thriller. Rocks

12-11-2002, 03:12 PM	#42
Geno Guest Posts: n/a	Jealous of Link's continuing success with Majora's Mask, DK attempts his own version...

12-11-2002, 08:23 PM	#43
Antisocial Guest Posts: n/a	The Origin of DK's Aphasia: an anecdote: DK: ...My, word! How quite depressing it is to witness this foolish competition involving mass violence, loss of respect, and ample shoving without even a single pardon! Good god!!!...Please, let us all stop this nonsense and let pea-- (Kirby smashes his cranium as a Stone. Once DK came to, he started uttering loud gibberish and unintelligible simian noises and began attacking everybody. He was never the same again...)

12-13-2002, 12:12 AM	#45
CaptHayfever Guest Posts: n/a	Marijuana...Harmless?

12-13-2002, 06:32 AM	#46
the_Hawker Guest Posts: n/a	Princess Daisy's life took a horrible downward spiral after the introduction of Princess Toadstool. Never quite getting over the humiliation of being turned down by an overweight, hairy Italian plumber, she began with a gratuitous relationship with an inner-city gang leader, and worked all the way up to running errands and "private shows" for the Mafia. In the end, she was finally subdued by a S.W.A.T. team and given the life sentence, without parole...

12-13-2002, 06:13 PM	#47
Light Bowser Guest Posts: n/a	Peach gets an new security system when something unexpected happens.

12-13-2002, 06:38 PM	#48
Marshman18 Guest Posts: n/a	Peach encounters the hardest decision of her life. Join the Italian Mafia, or never see Mario again. Next time on..How the Kingdom turns.

12-13-2002, 06:40 PM	#49
SkyHigh Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live... OVER THERE! Posts: 387 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Peach tries the stick-your-leg-out-into-the-road hitchhiking method, but an unusual car pulls up... Swat leader: You are under arrest for using an illegal method of hitchhiking!:tackles peach and shoves her into the back:

12-13-2002, 07:41 PM	#50
Matthius Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Crapville Posts: 1,400 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Peach: Oh my, these are these graphics are very pixilated Repair Man: Sorry Ma'am, we'll fix that for you as soon as possible

12-13-2002, 08:14 PM	#51
Antisocial Guest Posts: n/a	Luigi: ...Hey...there's Peach on her new...er...'occupation'. I know it seems inappropriate and you're still pissed at her, but shouldn't we even greet her at least?... Mario: ...Let her stew in her own filth. Keep driving.

12-13-2002, 09:15 PM	#52
Yoshimaster007 Guest Posts: n/a	Peach learns her first lesson of hitch-hiking the hard way-- stand on the sidewalk, not the road.

12-13-2002, 11:02 PM	#53
Goomba5395 Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 492 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	The armored car destined to deliver thirty billion dollars to charity was about to get an unexpected delay.

12-13-2002, 11:33 PM	#54
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,275 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	The next round: Peach vs. Automobile! (0.3 seconds later) Oh... It looks like Peach is in trouble!

12-14-2002, 01:31 AM	#55
crashcroc64 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Against the old picket fence. Posts: 6,225 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Peach: just noticed the van Well...SHOOT!

12-14-2002, 09:29 AM	#56
imported_Link the Adept Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,212 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Somehow Peach's internet date isn't going too well. It seems he is a kidnapper.

12-14-2002, 04:18 PM	#58
Geno Guest Posts: n/a	"Saay... that looks like the same van that picked up Captian Falcon and his clones..."

12-14-2002, 06:13 PM	#59
Toe_Jam Guest Posts: n/a	Not knowing, Peach stares at the flowers while she is about to be ubducted by a villan.....most likely Bowser.

12-14-2002, 06:52 PM	#60
Gamer Chris Guest Posts: n/a	Peach: Mushroom Kingdom or Bust -------------------------------- ~Gamer Chris GC's Funny Quotes USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population. ~David Letterman