Ask a stupid Question, Get a stupid answer.

imported_Alucard · 10-18-2002, 11:03 PM

Ok they have this at the Zelda and Pokemon forums so I thought I'd try it here. Anyway this how it works: somone will ask a stupid question and another person will post a stupid anwer to that persons question and will post a question themself, and it must be Mario related. Ok I'll start it off.

Q: Why Does Peach float?

10-19-2002, 11:49 AM

She eats cheese.

Does Bomberman eat cheese?

imported_Alucard · 10-19-2002, 05:39 PM

A: No, He don't float!

Q: Why doesn't bowser look thesame every time he comes back?

10-19-2002, 05:48 PM

A: Because he used Peach's makeup before each encounter with Mario.

Q: Why are mushrooms the main items and not something like... er... candies?

imported_Alucard · 10-19-2002, 05:52 PM

A: Because the people making the Mario games ate Mushrooms all the time

Q: in SMW what do you think Bowser makes Peach do in his Clown Ship?

10-19-2002, 05:55 PM

Gets her to show him her boobs

(sorry couldn't resist)

Why does Mario always get potrayed as a fat idiot?

10-19-2002, 06:49 PM

'cause he is.

Why do male Yoshis lay eggs?

10-19-2002, 11:32 PM

Because they're transsexual.

Q: Why is Luigi so skinny?

10-20-2002, 10:11 AM

A. Because he works out

Q. How does Bowser survive all those time he falls into a lava pit?

10-20-2002, 01:40 PM

heat resistant scales.

Why does Toad look and dress like a mushroom?

10-20-2002, 03:24 PM

Hey! How did you find out my secert mutant mushroom project?.....ummm....I mean *runs away*

Is smithy gone for good?

10-20-2002, 09:51 PM

He eats cheese.

Why does Bomberman sound like a girl and Daisy sounds like a freak?

10-21-2002, 08:07 PM

because bomberman is a transvestite, and Daisy just is a freak.

Why do Mario and Luigi talk with Italian accents?

imported_Alucard · 10-22-2002, 05:35 PM

Because they are Italian.

Why was Geno so hugable in SMRPG?

10-23-2002, 05:18 PM

Why do you think that? He just eats cheese and fly away...

Why is Kirby being chewed up by a Goron?

imported_Alucard · 10-23-2002, 07:27 PM

He was probably Stone Kirby and they thought he looked tasty.

way are the answers getting less stupid?

10-24-2002, 08:10 AM

Because we're all getting smarter.

How much wood would Mario chuck if Mario could chuck would?

imported_Alucard · 10-24-2002, 09:03 PM

Duh! a Bowser Shell-ful

ay-Way oes-day ario-May reak-bay ricks-bay ith-way is-hay ead-hay?

10-24-2002, 09:45 PM

I don't eat cheese!

Why does everybody breakdance when someone says: Pepperoni Turtle?

imported_Alucard · 10-24-2002, 10:38 PM

(starts break dancing) because we eat cheese

why does Mario break bricks with his head?

10-18-2002, 11:03 PM	#1
imported_Alucard Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Romania Posts: 2,780 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Ok they have this at the Zelda and Pokemon forums so I thought I'd try it here. Anyway this how it works: somone will ask a stupid question and another person will post a stupid anwer to that persons question and will post a question themself, and it must be Mario related. Ok I'll start it off. Q: Why Does Peach float?

10-19-2002, 11:49 AM	#2
Link122 Guest Posts: n/a	She eats cheese. Does Bomberman eat cheese?

10-19-2002, 05:39 PM	#3
imported_Alucard Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Romania Posts: 2,780 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	A: No, He don't float! Q: Why doesn't bowser look thesame every time he comes back?

10-19-2002, 05:48 PM	#4
Mystery Mario Guest Posts: n/a	A: Because he used Peach's makeup before each encounter with Mario. Q: Why are mushrooms the main items and not something like... er... candies?

10-19-2002, 05:52 PM	#5
imported_Alucard Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Romania Posts: 2,780 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	A: Because the people making the Mario games ate Mushrooms all the time Q: in SMW what do you think Bowser makes Peach do in his Clown Ship?

10-19-2002, 05:55 PM	#6
The Luigi Man Guest Posts: n/a	Gets her to show him her boobs (sorry couldn't resist) Why does Mario always get potrayed as a fat idiot?

10-19-2002, 06:49 PM	#7
supperdish Guest Posts: n/a	'cause he is. Why do male Yoshis lay eggs?

10-19-2002, 11:32 PM	#8
mario271 Guest Posts: n/a	Because they're transsexual. Q: Why is Luigi so skinny?

10-20-2002, 10:11 AM	#9
The Luigi Man Guest Posts: n/a	A. Because he works out Q. How does Bowser survive all those time he falls into a lava pit?

10-20-2002, 01:40 PM	#10
Kahn Guest Posts: n/a	heat resistant scales. Why does Toad look and dress like a mushroom?

10-20-2002, 03:24 PM	#11
Ed the Spamyard Guest Posts: n/a	Hey! How did you find out my secert mutant mushroom project?.....ummm....I mean runs away Is smithy gone for good?

10-20-2002, 09:51 PM	#12
Link122 Guest Posts: n/a	He eats cheese. Why does Bomberman sound like a girl and Daisy sounds like a freak?

10-21-2002, 08:07 PM	#13
Kahn Guest Posts: n/a	because bomberman is a transvestite, and Daisy just is a freak. Why do Mario and Luigi talk with Italian accents?

10-22-2002, 05:35 PM	#14
imported_Alucard Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Romania Posts: 2,780 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Because they are Italian. Why was Geno so hugable in SMRPG?

10-23-2002, 05:18 PM	#15
Link122 Guest Posts: n/a	Why do you think that? He just eats cheese and fly away... Why is Kirby being chewed up by a Goron?

10-23-2002, 07:27 PM	#16
imported_Alucard Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Romania Posts: 2,780 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	He was probably Stone Kirby and they thought he looked tasty. way are the answers getting less stupid?

10-24-2002, 08:10 AM	#17
Kahn Guest Posts: n/a	Because we're all getting smarter. How much wood would Mario chuck if Mario could chuck would?

10-24-2002, 09:03 PM	#18
imported_Alucard Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Romania Posts: 2,780 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Duh! a Bowser Shell-ful ay-Way oes-day ario-May reak-bay ricks-bay ith-way is-hay ead-hay?

10-24-2002, 09:45 PM	#19
Link122 Guest Posts: n/a	I don't eat cheese! Why does everybody breakdance when someone says: Pepperoni Turtle?

10-24-2002, 10:38 PM	#20
imported_Alucard Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Romania Posts: 2,780 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	(starts break dancing) because we eat cheese why does Mario break bricks with his head?